Chapter 41: A Mess
was finally coaxed to the gate by the attendants around him, but the prince said that he would not go in at all: "Didn't you say that this is where the gods live?" There are just a few broken houses, and the mountain gate is not as big as the dog hole in the palace, so how can this prince live? Look at the dirty and messy inside, is this the same as the pigsty that Concubine Jia said? I'm the crown prince, how can I live in such a place? Come on, we're back ......."
At this time, Guangyi's face was extremely ugly, and along the way, he changed his tricks and even deceived the prince to bring this prince to the mountain. He didn't have such a devotion to Xu Fu at the beginning, and he saw that he took the prince into the mountain gate and survived tomorrow's ceremony, not to mention this prince, even he was relieved. Unexpectedly, seeing that in front of the mountain gate, the prince actually started to make trouble again.
If the fool in front of him was not the prince, he would have wanted to attract the thunder to split him. He has worked so hard to plan for so many years to reopen the Fangshi Sect, and he can't finally destroy it in the hands of this fool. At that moment, Guangyi hurriedly invited the chief chamberlain who came with the prince. After secretly stuffing this old eunuch with a piece of flawless jade, the chief chamberlain began to persuade the prince.
Looking at Guangyi's sweaty appearance, standing at the gate and watching the lively Bai Wuqiu, he said to his 'biological father': "Old guy, don't care what Lao Tzu is called a stupid boy in the future, compared to this stupid prince, Lao Tzu is simply your own son - why is this so awkward......"
"It's a pity that this person in the broad sense ...... doesn't take care of his cheap son." After laughing, he looked at Guangyi, who was sweating profusely in the distance, and continued: "If it weren't for the three words of Dafang Master, the hot Guangyi would have kicked this fool down the mountain in one go." ”
"Yes, the current senior brother in the broad sense has completely changed as a person." At this time, Guangren and Volcano also came up. At that moment, after swallowing his breath after watching the farce at the gate, he continued: "When the Zhongxing Sect was in the beginning, he had a big fight with me because of the welcome to Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. I don't know how I would feel if I could see his face now......"
When Guangren and Gui Bugui were talking, the prince finally agreed to stay. However, he couldn't enter the 'pigsty' inside, and asked his attendants to set up tents in front of the sect. He rested in the tent tonight, but fortunately, the chamberlains and guards who came with the prince knew the prince's temperament, and there was a chamberlain in charge of the prince's living with the tent.
Fortunately, the position in front of the sect gate is wide, and Guangyi laid a stone slab at the door earlier, which can also put this huge tent. After the tent was set up, the prince began to get restless. At the moment, he recruited the broad sense into his own big tent. The two of them didn't say a few words, and Guangyi walked out of it with a strange expression.
This saw that there was something wrong with the prince, and a few small alchemists walked over and waited for the master to speak. Unexpectedly, Guangyi waved his hand and asked the disciples to retreat away from this big tent. Before these little monks could retreat, the prince's muffled voice came from inside the tent: "This fairy beauty, come, sit on the lap of this prince." You are all immortals, so you are still twisting and pinching? Come here, this prince wants to teach the beautiful immortals to find happiness in the world again......"
After saying this, the sound of "Xi Xi Suo" came from inside the tent. Then I saw the figure of the prince appear in the brightly lit tent, and at this time the prince was already undressed, and he was doing unsightly things to the air alone.
"In the end, it is Zuo Ci's original master, and this illusion can be regarded as a master." Wu Mian, who was leaning on the door frame, watched this farce, turned around and walked towards the inside of the sect, and continued as he walked: "Pimping the fairy, in a broad sense, is also the first person in the past. It's really hard work for him to do this generous master......"
That night, the unbearable sound in the tent never stopped. It wasn't until after dawn that the tired prince began to fall asleep. At this time, the people sent by the world's cultivators to congratulate them also arrived one after another. Originally, these people should have arrived a day ago, living in the sect and waiting for the ceremony to begin. Because the sudden arrival of the crown prince disrupted the plan in the broad sense, it was only necessary to use the secret method of sound transmission to notify these fellow Daoists to arrive at the sect on the day of the ceremony.
At that moment, these monks who had come to congratulate were extremely surprised to see a tent set up at the entrance of the sect. Later, when I heard that this was the prince's palace, I admired the vast number of supernatural powers in the broad sense, and even the prince could be invited.
However, at this time, Guangyi had already begun to regret that he had made the prince toss too hard last night, and seeing that the auspicious time was about to come, he asked the chief attendant to invite him three times. didn't wake up the prince who was still asleep, it really angered the prince, and it would cause a catastrophe.
At the moment, Guangyi and all the colleagues who came to congratulate can only wait with their hearts. There was no need to think about the auspicious time, and waited from the morning until it was dark, and the prince woke up. Originally, he was expecting to complete the ceremony before dark, but he didn't expect that after the prince ate 'breakfast', he actually returned to the bed and fell asleep. It wasn't until it was dark enough to get any darker (9 to 11 p.m.) that I woke up. The first thing he said after getting up was: "Go and find the broad sense, and let him go and ask the fairy to go down to sleep ......"
At this time, Guangyi and his congratulatory colleagues were waiting outside the tent. After hearing the words of the prince in the tent, all the monks present were looking at Guangyi with a strange expression. At this time, everyone knew in their hearts what means this new Dafang Master had invited the prince, and Guangyi himself was eager to find a crack in the ground to get into.
Fortunately, the chief chamberlain was still until some serious ones, and even coaxed and deceived the prince out at the moment. After everyone saluted the prince, Guangyi hurriedly began the ceremony of reopening the mountain gate of the Fangshi sect. The auspicious time or something has long passed. Now it has become a joke that Guangyi is looking forward to ending the ceremony before the time of the child, so let's end it quickly.
Seeing that the prince entered the sect surrounded by everyone, the monks behind him also followed one after another to go inside. At this time, the voice that had already seen the joke again came out: "After living for so many years, it's the first time I've seen a sect open in the middle of the night." To tell you the truth, according to the rules of our hometown, only good prostitutes in the prostitution hall marry in the middle of the night. ”
"It's almost the same meaning, didn't you hear what the prince said just now? If you want to invite another fairy to go to bed, what does it mean to invite again? ”
"Do you believe that? What fairy? Eight achievements are female disciples in the generalized sect, and the generalized sense is a good means......"
Such words reached the ears of the broad sense, and if it wasn't for the fact that the ceremony was about to begin, this generous master would have the heart to kill people and destroy his mouth. At that moment, the ceremony began in a hurry, and after respecting the heavens and the earth, the chief attendant read the holy decree in front of everyone, and finally, Guangyi got up and performed the unique royal salute to the location of the Luoyang capital.
Originally, according to the rules, the crown prince should have encouraged a few words on behalf of the emperor at this time. However, the crown prince frowned and said to Guangyi: "You have respected the emperor, why don't you come to salute this prince?" Do you look down on Prince Ben? ”
The crown prince represents the emperor, and after he finished speaking for the emperor, Guangyi has a special etiquette for the prince, but he didn't expect that at this time, the prince would go beyond speaking for the emperor and directly ask Guangyi to salute him. At this time, the chief chamberlain also began to urge: "Master Dafang, you should respond to His Royal Highness the Prince." It's not too early, and it's going to be a little bit sooner. It's tomorrow after the hour......"
After listening to the words of the chief manager, Guangyi could only bow patiently to the prince, which was the etiquette of the prince in the Fang Shi sect. Just as he was saluting, the prince said with great dissatisfaction: "Why don't you kneel and kowtow?" If someone else knocks, can't you knock a generous teacher? ”
When these words were spoken, everyone present suddenly fell silent. No one spoke again. are all staring at the Dafang Master in the broad sense, and the Dafang Master of all dynasties has not had the etiquette of kneeling and kowtowing to the emperor, let alone being just a prince and prince.