Chapter 012: A bunch of living treasures
At this time, the emperor's chat group was also very lively, and I didn't watch it for a while, it was already 999+, and I don't know why these old men have something to talk about.
When I opened the chat history, I saw that after chatting about returning to Earth, I wanted to show my strengths......
Li Shimin: Zhi'er, hurry up and call the martial artists back, Qin Shi Huang is right, the treasure in the tomb is the hope of our comeback, I inquired, now in the yang world, the imperial tombs of the past dynasties have not been found, that's okay, once discovered, most of them have been stolen, and those that have not been stolen will be protected, and the best protected, in addition to the imperial mausoleum of Qin Shi Huang, is the Qianling of you and the martial talents, as well as the Ming Ming Tombs. @ć沝
Li Zhi: Father, okay, I'll go now, and I'll call her back, but the past is over, and you can't mention it again.
Li Shimin: I know, I said it in the private chat.
Liu Chan: Wow, the young lady is coming back, I'm looking forward to it.
Liu Bei: Shameful things, shut up for me!
After a while, the group reminded: Wu Zetian joined the emperor's chat group.
Qin Shi Huang: Welcome beauties, sprinkle flowers!
Han Gaozu: Warm welcome, applause!
Tang Taizong: It's good to come back, let it pass if it's passed.
Wu Zetian: Thank you, sir... Father-in-law!
Tang Taizong: ......
Ming Taizu: Welcome back, I heard that your Qianling Tomb was dug by Huang Chao and his troops for forty miles, which is really amazing.
Wu Zetian: Thanks to my right-hand men, Yuan Tiangang and Li Chunfeng, I asked them to help me find a mausoleum to choose a place, the two of them went out to the famous mountains and rivers, and when they came back, they both said that they had found a treasure of feng shui, and made a mark on it, one said that a copper coin was placed on the ground, and the other said that an iron nail was inserted in the ground, and I asked people to dig it up where they had marked, and found that the iron nail was just inserted in the square hole of the copper coin, you say that God is not magical?
Qin Shi Huang: Really?
Ming Taizu: I thought it was a folk fabrication, but now that you say it yourself, it must be true, it's really amazing.
Li Shimin: Hey, thinking about these two guys, I really miss them, Yuan Tiangang recommended someone to me back then, if I had been decisive, except for him, there would not have been so many things later.
Li Zhi: The person my father said is not gentle?
Li Shimin: That's right, this person can read minds, but he is very fast, when a palace maid sent the fruit plate up, accidentally fell, when the fruit plate fell, Wen Buqi rushed over, before the fruit plate landed, he took dozens of apricots in his hand and put them back in the fruit bowl.
Li Zhi: I know about this, such a powerful person was recommended by Yuan Tiangang, why did his father kill him?
Li Shimin: Because Yuan Tiangang calculated that this descendant of Wen Bujiao will be unfavorable to me Li Tang Jiangshan, so I recommend him to come, if we reuse him, the emperor's grace is mighty, maybe the Wen family will be loyal to us, maybe our Li Tang's catastrophe can be avoided, but at that time, I found that there was a threat to leave him, so fast, not many people can prevent him, if he is not good for me, it will be easy to succeed, so I ordered the secret guard to get rid of him, but unfortunately it was still too late, let him run, if he was eliminated at that time, There would have been no such thing.
Wu Zetian: Wen Bu's descendant is Wen Tao, Wen Tao stole Li Tang's imperial tombs, and even dug up my Qianling several times, fighting the idea of Qianling, but every time I went up the mountain, it was stormy, and the wind and sun were beautiful when I went down the mountain, and over time, he also dispelled the idea of stealing the Qianling, so the cemetery that the two Aiqing helped me choose is definitely a treasure of feng shui.
Li Shimin: These two Aiqing are really gods, it is said that the "Tui Bei Tu" they jointly created was called the book of God by later generations.
Ming Taizu: No, it's a banned book.
Song Taizu: Banned Books +1
Zhu Di: Banned Books +1
Huang Taiji: Banned Books +1
Li Shimin: Whether it is a divine book or a banned book, this all shows the talents of these two Aiqing, and it is with them and Wei Zheng that there is a prosperous Tang Dynasty.
Qin Shi Huang: Don't worry, who of these people in the group doesn't have three or five powerful strategists around them? My Prime Minister Li Si is a talent.
Han Gaozu: How is it better than Xiao He and Zhang Liang next to me?
Ming Taizu: Zhuge Liang in three parts of the world, and Liu Bowen dominates the country! This is how the people spread it, although I was not happy to hear it, but Liu Ji helped me win the country, that is an indisputable fact, he is indeed indispensable, his talent is above all the strategists.
Liu Bei: Liu is not talented, I can't agree with Your Excellency's point of view, contemptible military advisor Kong Ming, his talent must be above Liu Ji, and Mr. Feng Xiao, any of these two, that is a rare genius in a hundred years, blame Liu for not listening to his opinion, lost Jingzhou, which led to the defeat later, every time I think of this, I secretly regret and regret.
Cao Cao: Brother Xuande, defeat is defeat, and the loser must face the reality bravely, instead of making so many excuses. I admit that Zhuge Liang is indeed a genius through the ages, but my military advisor is not bad, Xun Yu, Guo Jia, Xun You, Cheng Yu, Jia Xu, which one is not a great talent?
Sima Yi: Boss, and me, you forgot about me. @ćšć
Cao Cao: You thief, get out of here. (vomiting blood)
Sima Yi:, how are you?
Cao Cao: ......
Qin Shi Huang: This is a broken name.
Li Shimin: He deserves it, he is as bad as Wen Tao, no, he is the ancestor of tomb robbery, Wen Tao learned from him, he deserves it,......
Song Taizu: Tomb robbery lacks virtue,!
Ming Taizu: Keep in formation,!
Huang Taiji: I ...... Exercise!
Group reminder: Cao Cao quit the emperor's exchange group.
Liu Chan: Hahaha, someone quits the group, it's fun, come and go!
Liu Bei: Shut up! Although he quit the group, I am very happy, but you don't come out to shame me.
Sima Yi: Hey, hey, don't worry, according to what I know about the boss, he will be back in less than three minutes.
Group reminder: Cao Cao joined the emperor's chat group.
Qin Shi Huang: Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, if you really say it, it doesn't take three minutes, three seconds is about the same.
Cao Cao: You beasts, when the Wumei people entered the group, you all hugged them to warmly welcome, sprinkle flowers, and applaud, why did Lao Tzu enter the group and there was no movement at all?
Li Shimin: (Bomb)
Li Zhi: (kitchen knife)
Han Gaozu: (poop)
Ming Taizu: (Dog's head)
There are all kinds of expressions, but there is no applause and flowers.
Wu Guo looked at it and wanted to laugh, this pile of living treasures ......
At this moment, there was a scream in the next room.
"Hell......" Bai Fang's voice sounded.
The next moment, the door was pushed open, Bai Fang rushed in, lifted the quilt, got in, and hugged Wu Guo tightly.
Wu Guo could feel that her whole body was trembling......
Wu Guo's heart also pounded, and he looked at the pants on the bedside table, those charms were in the pants pockets of the pants.
He wanted to move his body, but Bai Fang held on to it and wouldn't let go.
He stretched out his arms and noticed that they were shaking.
After trying several times, I finally got my pants over, and quickly took out the Heavenly Charm from my pants and stuck it on my forehead.
and took out another one, pasted it on Bai Fang's forehead, and whispered: "Don't be afraid, we have a talisman, if you don't make a sound, it's fine." â
This was really effective, as soon as the words were finished, Bai Fang stopped making a sound, although her body was still shaking, it was obviously much better than just now.