Chapter 036: White Lies
"What's that?" Wu Guo was holding a mobile phone in his hand, but the mobile phone screen emitted a bright light, which was particularly conspicuous in the dark night.
Everyone looked at the light, and the key was the ringtone......
This ringtone is "The Original Scenery of Hometown", this ringtone is very beautiful, there are no lyrics, only songs.
Although it is a piece written by a Japanese, art knows no borders.
Wu Guo can accept Japanese *****, and naturally he can listen to Japanese tunes.
The sound of the empty ocarina resounded in the night sky, and the originally beautiful melody was particularly permeable under the backdrop of the night sky and funeral.
The point is to carry the bright light, floating quickly in the night sky, which makes people shudder.
The crowd was in an uproar.
"What's that?"
"Is it anyone? It's broken, isn't the news leaking, the person went to ventilate and report the news. A middle-aged man dressed in linen and filial piety shouted: "Quickly, quickly carry it up, and put it into the ground as soon as possible, so as not to be stopped by someone after a while, and not to be buried." ”
"Let's go, quick."
"And a few of you, catch up, catch that person, you must catch it, by the way, block the entrance to the village, don't let people in, if there is a situation, call us quickly, delay." The man continued to give orders, believing that the burial had been leaked.
"Okay." A group of people rushed in the direction where Wu Guo had fled, while the rest of the people carried the coffin and headed towards the mountain.
"I'll go, these people are still robbing the funeral." As soon as Wu Guo turned around, he was completely speechless, he had heard of the rush to build, but he knew that it was going to be demolished, so he hurriedly rushed to build and build a house, waiting for the demolition to get more compensation.
It's good now, there are even people who rob the funeral.
However, he had already turned off his phone, and even put it on silent.
He and Judge Cui stood on the spot, and the gang rushed past the two of them, but they couldn't be seen.
Wu Guo felt extremely magical.
"Tease them." Judge Cui said jokingly, and then with a finger, a dark green flame flew over, fluttering above their heads.
"What's that? Ghost Fire ...... it! The men were startled, turned around and headed for their master's house.
Someone else shouted, "It's not a person, it's a ghost fire, a ghost fire." ”
As soon as the words came out, everyone was boiling, stunned, and all dumbfounded.
"How so?" The man who wore linen and filial piety should be the son of the deceased, and he looked at everyone dumbfounded.
Someone in the crowd said: "I've never heard of a ghost fire at the funeral." ”
"Could that ghost fire be ......" Halfway through the words, everyone understood, and they all looked at the coffin.
"You go and ask the old uncle to ask, he knows a lot, see what's going on?" There is a steward who echoes the way.
"Yes."
"What kind of uncle, please, isn't there a master, just ask the master."
Shigong means Taoist priest in Hokkien language.
Everyone looked at the Taoist priest, who was wearing a Taoist robe, pointed to the mountain and said, "Don't wait, once the auspicious time passes, it's not good, the ghost fire is normal, once it's buried, it's fine." ”
Wu Guo was stunned, this Taoist priest's answer was a panacea, and Wu Guo didn't know if he really understood or pretended to understand.
"Yes, yes, yes, listen to the master, hurry up."
Wu Guo and Judge Cui did not stop them, but watched the crowd of funerals go towards the dark mountain in the distance.
After the funeral procession left, three people came out of the deceased's home.
The two are the two ghosts just now, and the one who followed should be the dead.
They walked in the direction of Wu Guo and Judge Cui.
"I've seen the Judge, Lord Impermanence." The two ghosts saluted, and the dead behind them also saluted.
"Let's go." Judge Cui waved his hand, and they took their leave.
Wu Guo looked at their departing backs, and with a buzz, they disappeared in an instant.
"Went to the underworld?" Wu Guo opened his mouth in surprise.
"Yes, let's go, let's go up and take you to see the underworld." After Judge Cui finished speaking, he prepared to follow.
The mobile phone in Wu Guo's pocket suddenly shook again.
He took it out and looked at it, it was still Bai Fang.
"Strange? What did Bai Fang call me for? Isn't she at home? Wu Guo was taken aback and picked up the phone: "Hey, what's wrong?" ”
"Wu Guo, what's the matter with you? Sleeping is like dying. Listening to this tone, Bai Fang was in a very bad mood, and she was very anxious, she said: "The black nose ran out just now, I hurriedly chased it out, but I couldn't find it, you hurry down to help find it, I was in a hurry when I went downstairs, I forgot to bring the key, now downstairs, you hurry down." ”
When Wu Guo heard this, he instantly exploded and said, "Okay, okay, I'll come down immediately." ”
After hanging up the phone, Wu Guo rushed towards his home, and said, "Judge Cui, don't look at it today, something happened at home." ”
"What's wrong?" Judge Cui also followed and said, "I'll go back with you." ”
Ten minutes later, the two went downstairs and found Bai Fang standing at the gate, unable to enter.
But he didn't dare to greet Bai Fang, and besides, Bai Fang couldn't see him.
It's just that Bai Fang was extremely angry, and it was all written on his face.
With his phone in his hand, he put his hands around his chest and kept looking upstairs.
Wu Guo hurriedly entered through the door and rushed upstairs.
When he entered the house, he smelled stinking dog poop.
As soon as I smelled this smell, I had a bad premonition.
He seemed to understand something.
Ignoring it, he rushed into the room and collapsed on the body lying on the bed.
As soon as he fell, his body immediately opened his eyes.
He opened all the windows and dispersed the smell.
Looking for stinky dog shit, I didn't find it, it should be the black nose who went to the toilet and flushed it out, but there was still a smell in the house.
The two porcelain vases on the ground were empty, just as he had expected.
"This damn black nose." Wu Guo hated itchy, day and night, and it was difficult to prevent thieves.
He grabbed the keys and his phone and rushed downstairs.
As soon as he arrived downstairs, through the door, Bai Fang immediately shouted loudly: "Wu Guo, fifteen minutes have passed since I called you just now, you must give me a satisfactory explanation, otherwise I won't be done with you." ”
Wu Guo's head was sweating, Bai Fang showed her momentum as a strong Northeast woman, through the iron door, she could feel her anger, Wu Guo was really afraid that she would be beaten up as soon as she opened the door.
He hurriedly thought of a way to let Bai Fang's fire be suppressed before opening the door.
He spoke up: "If there is no black nose, I'm afraid I won't be able to come back, I suffered the same situation as Xiao Xu, I was escorted out far away, it was the black nose who found out, chased me out, and desperately rescued me from the hands of those two ghosts." ”
"What?" Bai Fang was startled, her face changed greatly, not angry, but frightened.
Wu Guo hurriedly opened the door, hugged Bai Fang, and said, "It's okay, you go upstairs first, I'll go find Hei Nose, Black Nose is still fighting with those two ghosts." ”
"No, no, no, you can't go, the black nose finally rescued you, you can't go over, I think it will be able to return safely, and when the day comes, as soon as it dawns, we will go to find it, okay." Bai Fang's voice was shaking, and then he took Wu Guo's hand and dragged him upstairs, not letting Wu Guo go out again.
Wu Guo gave Judge Cui a look and asked him to look for the black nose, Judge Cui nodded, and turned around and went out.
Wu Guo obediently followed Bai Fang and went upstairs.
After entering the house, I found that the smell had dispersed a lot.
"This black-nosed shit stinks, I almost threw up, and after washing it off, there was still such a big smell in the room." Bai Fang complained, and even covered her nose with her hand.
"The black nose pulls out such a stinky shit, one is frightened, and the other is to protect us, this kind of smell is a stench for us, but for those ghosts, it's like a mosquito smelling mosquito coils, so they don't dare to enter the house." Wu Guo came at his fingertips and lied to wipe his ass for the black nose.
"Huh? I see. Bai Fang looked shocked and said, "If that's the case, then I'm really wrong to blame the black nose." ”
"Hmm." Wu Guo nodded, blaming himself in his heart, although this is a white lie, it is not good to say too much.