Chapter 31: Laughter
"After returning to his mother, in terms of acupuncture points, the son was instructed by the Yuan Imperial Doctor, and he knew a thing or two."
"Imperial Doctor Yuan said that your knee hurts here, and taught Erchen to take the blood sea, Fenglong, calf nose, Yangling Spring, Liangqiu, Zusanli these acupoints for massage." With that, she naturally knelt down and helped the Queen Mother massage.
After a few serious massages, the queen mother felt comfortable, and her eyes appreciated her a little, and said to the grandmother next to her, "Bring a small bench for Princess Rui." ”
Mama brought a small bench for her to sit down, and she quickly sat down with a smile, "Thank you for your love." ”
Ye Linghuang saw her talking to the Queen Mother with a hippie smile, and before she was asked to sit, she sat down first, frowned, and said loudly, "There are no rules!" ”
"Don't worry!" The Queen Mother hurriedly helped Yu Feng speak, "Yu Feng is her own family, there are not so many rules, and the mourning family likes to see her laugh." ”
"Queen Mother, Yu Feng heard some jokes a few days ago, it's really interesting, Erchen will tell you about it too!" Yu Feng raised his eyebrows and glanced at Ye Linghuang proudly.
"Okay, hurry up and tell the mourners."
One day, the ox gave the donkey a difficult question, asking which of the two insects under the word "stupid" was male and which was female. The donkey racked his brains, but still couldn't answer. Niu scolded, what a stupid donkey, male left and female right! ”
The Queen Mother reacted violently and immediately laughed, "Haha...... Interesting! It's so much fun! ”
Yu Feng coaxed the queen mother to laugh again and again, and she was naturally happy in her heart.
Glancing at Ye Linghuang again, he was expressionless, with disgusted eyes, and only commented on her with two words, "vulgar." ”
Yu Feng raised his chin and replied disagreeingly, "Yu Feng is now a wife, learning to be a housekeeper, and is already living a life no different from ordinary people, so what's the harm in telling this down-to-earth joke?" Mother, you say yes, right? ”
The Queen Mother patted her hand and nodded in response, "Yes, yes, it's harmless, be a man, the most important thing is to be happy......"
"Seeing that the queen mother is so happy, the minister will say another joke again." Yu Feng's eyes rolled.
"It is said that there is a captain who dotes on his children very much. One day when he returned home, he saw his son kneeling in the snow without a coat. He stepped forward to ask for the reason, knowing that it was his mother, who had physically punished his grandson who had made a mistake. ”
So he himself was bare-backed, and let his men tie him up and kneel beside his son. When his mother heard about this, she came to him and asked him why he had belittled himself in this way. The lieutenant replied, "If you freeze my son, I will freeze your son!" ”
After this joke was finished, Yu Feng immediately burst into laughter, and the Queen Mother didn't react a little, and Ye Linghuang's face became even darker.
The Queen Mother gradually reacted, patted her thigh, and sighed, "I'm afraid this is a cold joke...... Ha ha. ”
There was laughter from time to time in the warm pavilion, and no one dared to come forward to disturb it.
The historian in the corner on the side immediately wrote that on the fifth day of the first month of November, King Rui took Princess Rui into the palace to meet the Queen Mother, and Princess Rui was clever and intelligent, making the Queen Mother laugh twice.
After the queen mother's mood calmed down a little, she couldn't help but think of her sister Zhiyun.
"I think of your sister Concubine Ning...... In the past, she also had a clever side, but after entering the palace, she became much calmer and less fun. On the contrary, it's you, who haven't seen you for a long time, are becoming more and more clever, and you know how to make your mourning family happy. ”