249. Art processing (asking for a monthly pass)
Goofy's analysis left Ebony speechless, and he was powerless to refute it all.
In fact, even Ebony Throat himself didn't think about this question, why is Thanos, who is so powerful that he can easily erase a small planet in the universe, so jealous of the earth.
However, Goofy understands the stake, and he knows what Thanos is worried about.
One is Odin, the patron saint of the Nine Realms of Asgard, and the other is the Supreme Mage Ancient One, who guards the earth.
Although the normal Thanos has amazing combat effectiveness, he has no chance of winning against either of the above two single-handedly, not to mention that once he launches an invasion of Earth, these two bosses are likely to join forces to fight side by side.
Therefore, Thanos will never dare to be an enemy of the Earth during this period, at most he will trick Loki into bringing the Zetarians to make trouble.
And the real reason why he bewitched Loki was not to destroy the earth and obtain space gems, he also knew that Loki was a clever opportunist with little wisdom but no great wisdom, and his real purpose was to use Loki to disrupt Asgard and forcibly interrupt Odin's sleep to force Odin to die.
It wasn't until Odin and the Ancient One died that Thanos received the Power Gem from Xandar that this scheming guy had the courage to invade Earth head-on with his Dark Order and plunder the remaining Infinity Stones.
So at this time, Thanos is not a climate, and Goofy does not need to be afraid of him.
As for Ebony Throat, Goofy didn't care about it even more, his intimidation had no effect on Goofy.
Looking at the ebony throat in the incarceration unit with his hands on his chest, Gao Fei asked with a smile, "Okay, prisoner, do you have anything else to say?" ”
Ebony Throat thought about it, he really didn't have much more to say.
The policeman in front of him is obviously a bold man, and he can't scare him when he moves out of Thanos, and Ebony Throat really has no other way.
Seeing that Ebony Throat didn't answer for a long time, Goofy pressed a few buttons at the door of the incarceration unit.
"Since you don't have anything to say, I'll mute you, I know you're good at seducing people, so you can't let the jailers hear you."
Ebony Throat was stunned when he heard this, and then shouted sharply: "Stop! ”
It's a pity that the sound insulation effect of the prison unit built by Shen Stick De himself is invincible, no matter what means Ebony Throat uses, he can't penetrate the sound barrier, plus his energy is basically absorbed by Carrie, and now Ebony Throat can only be a prisoner.
Goofy turned and walked out of the room, meeting up with Steve, and the two of them sorted out the materials for the Ebony Throat and submitted them to their superiors.
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The day after the incident, the alien invaders attacked Goofy and gradually fermented, although the citizens of New York are used to seeing superpowers, but the appearance of alien invaders is still unprecedented.
In connection with the Thor incident in New Mexico a few weeks ago, the level of curiosity about aliens has risen to an unprecedented level, and the news media has seized on the general public's curiosity and reported on the Ebony Throat incident.
Eddie, who has been promoted to the head of the "Global Daily", certainly did not miss this exciting news, he drove to Goofy's house early the next morning, and Goofy was still in bed in the middle of the night, and Eddie's knock woke him up.
Walking slowly to the door with his slippers on, Goofy reluctantly welcomes Eddie into the house.
With two cups of coffee and breakfast for ten in his hand, Eddie greeted enthusiastically: "Good morning, my New York hero." ”
Goofy smiled perfunctorily, looked at his watch, and shouted to Carrie's room, "Get up, little lazy worm, it's time for school!" ”
Carrie was unmoved, and the room was deadly silent.
Goofy looked helpless, so he had to walk over and knock on the door.
Tuk Tuk ...... Tuk Tuk ......
It took a long time to knock on the room before Carrie's mournful voice came.
"Okay me...... I'll get up right away......"
"Hell, Goofy's dad got up earlier than me today......"
Goofy frowned, "Pay attention to civilized language, Carrie!" ”
With that, he turned around and went to the living room to greet Eddie.
Eddie handed over a cup of coffee and said with a smile, "Goofy, I heard you were attacked by aliens last night?" ”
"Yes." Goofy pointed to the broken window in the living room, "You saw it too, he broke into my house through the window......"
"Come and tell me about the situation, by the way, which planet did this alien come from? Mars? Jupiter? Or other galaxies? Can I disclose this information? I'm going to do a feature story. ”
Goofy didn't rush to answer Eddie's question, but called up the system and glanced at the current worship value.
Remaining Worship Points: 6,219.
After pondering for a moment, it was just in time for Eddie to help him earn a sum of adoration.
So Goofy took a sip of coffee and began his creation...... Ahem, tell.
"That's right, when I got home last night, the temperature in the apartment was very low, the light was dim, and I heard my daughter Carrie and Jessie crying for help at the door, they were obviously in danger......"
"When I entered the door, this murderous alien invader was holding Carrie with one hand and Jieqian with the other, and threatened me to lay down my weapons immediately or he would kill Carrie and Jiexi......"
"At a critical juncture, I am not in danger! First stabilize his emotions with words, and then see the opportunity to launch a counterattack against him! I saved Carrie first, and then I saved Jessie! Throw the alien invaders out of the window again! Throw it directly into the street......"
Eddie recorded the audio notes while recording the highlights of Goofy's speech, asking questions from time to time.
"You mean...... The aliens almost killed Carrie and Jessie? ”
"This alien is very strong?"
"You arrived in time to prevent the tragedy from happening?"
Goofy cheekily admitted them one by one.
"Yes, I was the one who stopped this. By the way, the alien invader also threatened to slaughter the citizens, thanks to which I stopped him......" Goofy added.
"Understand ......" Eddie took the record seriously, although he questioned the authenticity of Goofy's words, but had to admit that Goofy's story was very much in line with the mainstream aesthetics of the public.
With helpless women and children in danger, superheroes step up to stop the plot of the bad guys at a critical moment, and successfully subdue the bad guys to prevent a massive catastrophe......
This story is a blockbuster when you see it!
Therefore, even though he knew that Goofy had done "artistic processing" of the truth of the matter, Eddie did not pierce this layer of window paper.
He did not have the noble pursuit of revealing the truth to the public, and his biggest goal was to sell more newspapers.
And Goofy's story is just what he needs.
"Very well, Goofy, I'll just follow what you said, okay?"
Goofy smiled and nodded: "No problem." ”
After saying that, she looked at the time, and Carrie was almost late for school.
"What's going on? Why hasn't this kid come out yet? ”
Gao Fei hurriedly got up and walked to Carrie's room, pushed the door and looked, only to see the little girl with a dress on her head, and fell asleep on the bed again.
I actually fell asleep halfway through my clothes!!
"Carrie......" Goofy was speechless, "it's time to get up and go to school." ”
"Ahh Yes! I'm wearing! Carrie twitched and quickly opened her eyes, "I'm getting dressed, Dad, I'm already wearing socks!" ”
As a result, when I looked closely, I didn't put on a shirt yet.
"Huh? I've been getting dressed, what the hell is going on? ”
Carrie asked herself blankly.
"Uh...... I see, I was dreaming that I was getting dressed......"