"Hmm...... Huh?" I groaned, slowly opening my eyes, and the world I hadn't seen in a long time came into view again.

I'm ...... My brain was in a mess, and it took a long time for my brain to become more conscious, and all the things of my unconscious life were playing out in my mind little by little like a movie.

Oh, by the way, I ate poisoned chocolate and had a heart attack before I lost consciousness. I thought about it all. I'm in ...... right now Looking at the whiteness around me and smelling the disgusting smell of disinfectant water, I finally determined where I was. Thinking of that piece of poisonous chocolate and the pain of heart failure, I smiled bitterly, so I can't die, my buddy's character is really strong~~~~~!

Suddenly, the world turned upside down in front of my eyes, and I was caught off guard by a dizziness. Damn! I was lifted upside down! (Audience: You're not too stupid)

I couldn't help but feel a strong sense of indignation in my heart, thinking that my noble son of a wealthy family, Ling Xiao, the prince of the Ling family, had never been treated like this! Shameful! Shameful!! I couldn't help but turn my head to look at the "culprit" who was carrying me, and I wondered a little in my heart: My buddy is also a seventeen-year-old young man, and when did one hundred and thirty or forty pounds of meat become lighter when he left it here? Whoever wants to mention it, just mention it.

So with my "unremitting efforts", I finally got what I wanted. Wow!!!! I was taken aback! I saw a "huge face" appear in front of me, and a pair of "giant eyes" were staring at me without blinking. After carefully looking at the owner of this "giant face" for a long time, I was finally able to settle down and make a calm judgment. It looks like a woman in her twenties, and she looks quite delicate, wearing a pink nurse's outfit.

"Damn, you idiot!, you want to kill me!" I pointed at her, screaming in exasperation. However, the screams I expected did not appear, but a few delicate and pleasant "ahhhh

Hey...... No, I looked at my hand in confusion, damn! Whose hand is this?!It's just a baby's hand?!It's small, white, thin and tender, and it doesn't match my old pair of long and white hands!Wait!Let me think about it, well, I ate chocolate, and I had a heart attack, and then I fainted, and then I somehow went to this hospital, and I was inexplicably lifted upside down, and then I couldn't speak, and then my hand ...... Well?!!! I suddenly thought of a terrible possibility: Lao Tzu wouldn't have such a strong character and become a member of the legendary traversing public, right?! [Audience (rolling eyes): You finally thought of it!]

Before my mind could fully turn, there was a "pop" in my ears, and then a fiery burning pain began to invade my whole body from my ass.

I shuddered and glared at the woman, only to see her hand raised again. I quickly covered my little ass with my hand.

Just kidding, I want to be a dignified seven-foot man, uh...... One Foot Man (Audience: Do You Really Have a Foot?Protagonist: ...... ), being spanked like this by a little girl, what kind of system!

My little hands are so small that they can't protect my ass at all.

"Smack!"

"Smack!"

My delicate little ass was slapped twice.

I only heard the little nurse's puzzled voice in my ear: "Strange, why don't you cry?"

Damn! Just because of this, you just keep hitting me?! I raised my tender middle finger to her with great "grief and indignation".

"Huh, how does this child seem to understand me? Delusion! It must be an illusion!" the little nurse was a little surprised when she noticed the change in my expression, but then comforted herself.

He looks like a guy with a lot of nerves, and he can ignore even my powerful resentment. (Audience: How much resentment can be dissipated by an object that is less than a foot long?Protagonist: ...... Get out!)

When I saw her raise her hand again, which made me "resentful", I couldn't help but feel like my scalp was exploding.

Well, well, I'll admit, Lao Tzu is indeed a baby now.

Forced by the little nurse's "obscenity", I had to pretend to howl a few times.

Alas, Lao Tzu's shame today is considered to be lost to his grandmother's house. I said helplessly. Anyway, where am I wearing it? Which boss is wearing it here?...... (Audience: Khan! Sure enough, three sentences do not leave the old business...... ）

Gradually, the drowsiness caused by the load of my little head slowly hit my heart, and the scenery in front of me became more and more blurred......

On the other hand, seeing that I gradually fell asleep after "crying", the little nurse finally breathed a sigh of relief: "It's really weird, the seniors said that the newborn baby must be spanked a few times after birth to make him cry, in order to ensure that the mouth and nose breathe smoothly, and the other children will cry non-stop when they hit it, how can this child not cry after a few beats? Forget it, this child has been so stubborn since he was a child, and he may be a big man when he grows up." I don't want to think so much anymore, the last day of the probationary period is over, go back and celebrate......" The little nurse muttered to herself as she gently put the baby in her hand into the nursery......

God knows how long it took for me to finally wake up. I couldn't wait to open my eyes and look around. But to my surprise, as far as the eye could see, it was all -- Japanese! Japanese!!Japanese!! God!! it's not good to travel somewhere, you have to travel to Japan? There was a wail in my heart......

Suddenly, my eyes went dark. When I looked up, a dark cloud, oh no, a "big face" appeared in front of me without warning, and it scared me a lot!

A special profession from a "past life" [Audience (rolls his eyes): A special profession? Isn't it just a gangster? Protagonist: I'm not a gangster, I'm a prince!Audience: Oh, a high-level gangster. Protagonist: ......], I reflexively punched that face without thinking about it. Unfortunately, the baby's strength is so weak that it can be ignored, and hitting him in the face not only does not produce the slightest pain, but gives people a fleshy, as if it is a massage-like comfortable feeling. Just look at the "cool" expression on the face of this guy in front of you......

"Ha! Yukiko, come and see! Our son is awake! And he is very energetic! The little guy gave me a look as soon as he opened his eyes, and he is really amazing! He is worthy of being the son of Yusaku Kudo, and he is really different! He will definitely have a future in the future! Hahaha...... "A young man with glasses, a straight figure, and an elegant temperament shouted excitedly at me, dancing with his hands, and there was no image at all.

Uncle, you're so noisy! I couldn't help but roll my eyes.

"Yusaku, be quiet, don't you know if your son has just woken up, what should you do if you make a noise? Really! I didn't see you so excited when Shinichi was born. A soft voice came to my ears.

Ah! What a serene and soft voice! This woman who seems to be my mother in my life must be a good wife and mother! I thought to myself with a look of "intoxication."

"Don't mention that stinky boy to me! That stinky boy is making trouble for me everywhere, and he made a mess of the manuscript I worked so hard to write yesterday. That stinky boy is simply a demon sent by God to torture me! It's better to be a younger brother, and when he is born, he will wave hello to his father (Audience: Khan! Is that a greeting...... ）。 The young man muttered dissatisfied.

"Okay, okay, you don't complain, let me see our son. The soft voice came again.

Immediately, a tall and elegant beauty appeared in front of me.

The skin is like clotted fat, the face is like white jade, the soft long straight waist hangs, a wisp of bangs is slightly curled on the smooth forehead, under the two curved willow eyebrows, the autumn water-like eyes are flowing, perhaps because she has just given birth, her face looks a little pale. But this did not damage her beauty in the slightest, but added a pitiful weakness to her. The serene expression, slightly upturned lips and a slight flush on her face filled her with the radiance of dazzling motherhood.

Looking at the woman in front of me who seemed to be a combination of heaven and earth, I couldn't help but sigh in my heart: Our feeling is accurate......

But the next scene ......

"Ah!!h

A scream pierced my eardrums. I saw that my mother changed her delicate appearance, her eyes were shining, her face was full of excitement, and she rushed to me in front of me in a degree that did not comply with human common sense at all, and took me out of the crib, hugged me tightly to her chest, and kept rubbing my face with her face while shouting excitedly: "Ah!! so cute!! is really much better than Shinichi's stinky boy." But the baby looks so cute, and sure enough, my genes are excellent!"

"Isn't there still me?" muttered sourly to my father.

I:......

I retract what I thought......

But Mom, how long do you have to rub it? Do you have to rub my face to be willing? (Audience: Are you still afraid of rubbing such a thick skin?)

"Ahh But even if I can speak, I don't speak Japanese. Thinking of this, the depression in my heart finally eased a little. But there is one thing that I have never figured out: why do I understand Japanese?

"That...... Aware of my strange appearance, my father couldn't help but interrupt my mother, who was so excited.

"Huh?"

"The baby seems to be a little unbearable, and seems to have rolled his eyes just now......" Dad cautioned him.

Clever! Sure enough, father and son are connected! I threw an appreciative look at him.

"Isn't it?!

Please, that's because you rubbed your hands and feet spasm, okay!

"But ......"

"No, but! How could a baby reject me as a beautiful woman like me, who is loved by everyone and sees flowers blooming?

"But ......"

"You-Zuo!Yes-You-Look-Wrong-Right!" Mom's face darkened, her eyes looked at Dad like a knife, and a few words seemed to be forced out of her teeth little by little, and even the temperature in the room seemed to drop a lot.

"Yes...... I was wrong...... "After throwing me a helpless look full of pity, my father was gorgeously defeated......

Woowoo...... Dad, I misread you......

"Oh, baby, come on, let mommy make out again......" said mommy, rubbing her face against me again......

Spare me!! my heart wailed!!

"Ahem, in short, there is Xizi, it is important to choose a name for the child first. Dad hurriedly coughed twice and said.

If you can't do it, you can regenerate it. Sure enough, perseverance is the true character of a man! Dad, you did a good job! You really lived up to my expectations. *(Audience: This rudder is spinning so fast!Protagonist: You care about me!)

"Oh yes, I almost forgot about it, I blame the baby for being so cute!"

Call...... I looked at my dad and looked at each other with a look of "relief."

Kudo Yusaku had a very strange feeling that his son seemed to understand exactly what they were saying (Audience: It's so sharp!), but how was that possible? Yusaku shook his head and denied his own idea.

"Now, Yusaku, what do you say the baby is called?" asked Mom, turning her head to Dad.

"Hmm...... I want to think about it...... The eldest is called Kudo Shinichi, and the second is called?" muttered to my father.

At this time, taking advantage of this rare quiet time, my brain cells that had been destroyed were finally able to function normally again. Dad's voice just came to my ears.

Kudo Shinichi?!!! I finally heard my dad clearly.

Did I travel back in time to Detective Conan? Wait, what did my dad call mom just now? What did mom call dad again? Think about it, think about it.

My mind is a bit of a mess.

There is a kiko!

Yusaku Kudo!

I actually became the son of Yusaku Kudo and Yukiko Kudo! The younger brother of Shinichi Kudo! A character who completely didn't exist in the original book! But this is not the real Japan, which makes my heart feel a lot better.

"Well, there you have it! Dad's voice pulled my thoughts back to reality.

But...... Dad, you're an immigrant from Saturn, right?

"Ahh This is also the name of my future walk in the rivers and lakes, if I am really called Kudo Shinji...... Or let me die......

"You see, the baby is not happy with the name!" said my mother, who saw me "struggling".

Woo...... Mom, you know your son and me so well. Anyway, the mother and son are connected, and it's really not fake!

I was moved to tears. (Audience: I don't know which bastard I wanted to connect father and son just now)

"How do you know?" Dad was curious.

"Because I don't like it either. Mom raised her head, puffed up her chest, and said confidently.

Sweat......

I retract what I just said. I really underestimated the roughness of my mother's nerves......

Fortunately, my mother didn't like this name, and if it was a name that my mother liked, it would probably become "I'm dancing with joy......

"That's called Ryuji Kudo?"

"Ahh

"Akiji Kudo?"

"Ahh

"Yuji Kudo?"

"Ahh

"What the hell are you going to call it?!!! "Dad was a little crazy......

"Let's call it Yuichi Kudo. In the end, it was my mother who made the final decision.

Although I am the second son, I don't necessarily have to be called "two," right? I don't have "two......

As a result, my name has finally changed from "Ling Xiao" in the previous life to "Yuichi Kudo" in this life. Anyway, the name is quite right. To reward my mom, I gave her a big smile.

"Ahh Come, little yo, make love to your mother again......" said, rubbing his face towards me......

I:......

I regret it......

I looked at my dad as if he was crying for help, but he looked out the window intently, as if it were not an open space outside, but the hanging gardens of ancient Babylon......

You must have done it on purpose! Didn't you just buy your account when you first became famous?!Careful-eyed man!Curse you for not having a woman in your life!Uh...... Except for Mom......

There was an incomparably resentful feeling in my heart, but I didn't know that my father was also thinking in his heart: Hmph, little ghost, I dared not to give my father and my face when I was born! If you want to rebel, will you be the first to make you suffer! See if you dare to be arrogant...... (Audience: Good belly black ...... ）

And just like that, my new life began......

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