"What's wrong with you? Are you so scared to see me? The second uncle frowned and asked.

"Ming... Brother Ming, are you a human or a ghost? Gou Yu asked in horror.

The second uncle was even more confused, and scolded angrily: "I am your uncle!" Sick you! ”

The dog wiped his mouth subconsciously, looked behind the second uncle tremblingly, and saw that there was no shadow, and he was frightened: "Brother Ming, you... What about your shadow? You don't have a shadow. ”

"I wipe ...... Are you finished? Lao Tzu is a human being, in broad daylight, I think you look like a ghost! The second uncle was speechless.

"Oh oh oh," Hearing the second uncle say this, the dog was in a stable mood and was dragged up by the second uncle.

The second uncle took out a Chinese cigarette and handed it to him, and after lighting it, the dog took two puffs, stopped talking nonsense, and smiled slightly embarrassedly.

"Dog, what the hell is going on? Why do the people in the village see me and have the same virtue as you? What are you hiding? The second uncle frowned and asked.

Gou Yu looked the second uncle up and down incredibly, looked at Jiang Xiaoyun again, and asked, "Brother Ming, these days... Where have you been? ”

"I'm back in Beijing, what's wrong?" The second uncle replied.

"Back to Beijing?" Gou Yu seemed a little unconvinced, and his suspicious attitude made the second uncle even more confused.

"Holy shit! Just say what you have, don't act like a! "The second uncle is a little anxious.

Gou Yu frowned, hesitated for a moment, and said: "Brother Ming, something evil happened in our village, and people are panicking, I can't tell if you are a human or a ghost now, in short, don't hurt me, we had the best time when we were young, and my mother used to give you candy cakes to ......eat."

"Fuck your uncle! Hurry up, stop talking nonsense, what the hell is going on! "The second uncle is a little angry.

Gou Yu blinked the female dog's eyes, sniffled, and told the second uncle about the incredible things that happened in the village during this time......

A few days after the Midyear Festival, almost every family had the same dream, that is, the daughter of Lao An's family came to deliver a wedding card, telling everyone that she was getting married, and let everyone go to the banquet....... The wedding card had the names of the second uncle and her written on it.

When dreaming, when they see the dead person, people don't feel afraid, but they are just curious, when did the second uncle hook up with the daughter of the old An family when he was away all the year round? The age difference between the two is more than ten years.

After waking up, people communicated with each other, and they all had this dream, all of them were shocked and frightened, and even two days ago, the second uncle bought a coffin and a tombstone for An Rongrong, and prepared to set up a grave, almost the whole village knew about it, so everyone was frightened.

People say that the girl of the An family is selling kang heads outside, and she is dead, how can the old Zhu family marry her?

Some people said that Zhu Ming was obviously evil, and now eighty percent is also hanging, and the two ghosts of the couple are coming back to make trouble, and the village has not stopped recently.

Just when everyone thought that the evil door was incredible, the next night, the whole village had a similar dream, but this time it was not a wedding card, but one by one they went to the back mountain to eat a feast, and the place of the feast was next to the puddle where the wild grave collapsed before, and a table was set up, and there was wine and food on the table.....

"Brother Ming, I'm not scaring you..... That day, I was passing by the back mountain, and when I saw ...... "Dog left" said this, his face turned pale.

"What do you see? Hurry up! The second uncle said anxiously.

Gou Yu swallowed and foamed: "A few days ago was my grandfather's death day, we went to the grave, aren't the ancestral graves of our two families next to each other?" I see... Your mother's grave ......."

"What's wrong with my mother's grave?" The second uncle nervously grabbed the dog's remaining arm.

"I see, your mother's grave... There is a big grave bag next to it, it is very magnificent, and there is a tombstone, I was very curious, so I came to see it, it said the names of you and An Rongrong, it is the joint grave of the two of you," Gou Yu said in horror.

"Huh?" As soon as he heard this, the second uncle's eyes widened in shock, and his body trembled.

"Later... I think it's evil, talking nonsense with the people in the village, someone sees... The people of the old An family moved An Rongrong's grave to your house and entered your family's ancestral grave! Gou Yu added.

"I.... Exercise! The second uncle was shocked and angry, and said that the people of the old An family are sick, who gave them the right to move their daughters into the ancestral grave of the old Zhu family?

"Brother Ming, don't be angry, just be alive, our village has been making trouble a few days ago, and it's only been a few days away, if you're okay, don't come back......," Gou Yu reminded kindly.

let go of the dog, and the second uncle immediately wanted to go home and dig An Rongrong's grave with a shovel and pickaxe, which was so annoying! also repaired the tomb to his ancestral grave, and he still had to settle accounts with Lao An's family, but was stopped by Jiang Xiaoyun.

"What are you impulsive?" Jiang Xiaoyun scolded.

"Master, aren't we going to get rid of that zombie? Dig her out and stab her with a sword! The second uncle said.

Jiang Xiaoyun sneered: "I also stabbed it with a sword, what you think is too simple, let's go, let's go to the back mountain to see, what the hell is going on?" ”

Before arriving at the back mountain, the second uncle saw that the puddle was still there, the area had not decreased at all, it was still turbid and smelly, and there was a layer of green moss floating on it......

The second uncle gasped and said in his heart... If the An family fished out An Rongrong's body and reburied it, would it ...... How did they get it? On that day, he poked in with a bamboo pole, but he couldn't find the body at all.

And since it has been fished out, why hasn't the water in the puddle been dispersed? Don't... Just a false mound?

Jiang Xiaoyun walked to the puddle, observed for a long time, took out a few lotus seeds from her pocket, and threw them in.

"Master, what are you?" The second uncle said in surprise.

Jiang Xiaoyun smiled but said nothing, and motioned for the second uncle to continue going up the mountain.

The second uncle looked at the puddle curiously, there was no change, scratched his head in confusion, and continued to walk towards the mountain with the master.

came to the ancestral cemetery, and as Ding Gouyu said, there was a "magnificent" joint burial tomb, and the tombstone read: Zhu Mingming, An Rongrong and his wife......

The second uncle saw that the tombstone... It's still the one I bought before, An Rongrong's three words are original, and his name was engraved later, needless to say... The coffin in the grave must have been the coffin I bought.

Jiang Xiaoyun observed for a long time, then looked at the grave of the second uncle's mother, and asked the second uncle to hand over a threshold sword and plunge it into his mother's grave.

"Master! What are you doing here? The second uncle said in horror.

Jiang Xiaoyun snorted and said, "Don't you want An Rongrong to pollute your ancestral grave?" Insert a threshold sword so that she can't get in. ”

As soon as he heard this, the second uncle gasped, as if it made sense, but there was a sword on his mother's grave, how to look at it and feel unfilial and awkward.

Jiang Xiaoyun motioned for the second uncle to go down the mountain, and the master and apprentice went back, and when they passed by the puddle, they were still the same as before, and they were not as ..... as the second uncle imagined Full of lotus flowers.

"Master, you threw it into the puddle.... What is it? It's like a lotus seed," the second uncle asked curiously again.

Jiang Xiaoyun smiled and said, "Don't ask, you'll know at night." ”

Back at home, Jiang Xiaoyun took out a silk silk and began to paint a portrait of the second uncle. Master paints a portrait of himself... This is the first time, and he was even more puzzled in surprise, I don't know what kind of medicine this guy sells in his gourd?

Jiang Xiaoyun's technique was exquisite, and it took less than half an hour to get it done, pick up the picture scroll, and let the second uncle hang it on the wall.

"Master, is this luring the snake out of the hole?" The second uncle asked curiously.

Jiang Xiaoyun nodded with satisfaction: "Not bad!" Apprentice, at night, An Rongrong's body will come to your house, you use the threshold sword to stab at her Tianchong acupoint, remember! You have to stab it, or you'll ......."

She didn't say anything more, but there was a cold light in her eyes, which made the second uncle a little hairy.

"Master, where is the Tianchong Cave?" The second uncle was puzzled.

Jiang Xiaoyun raised her hand and touched the position about 2 centimeters above the back of the second uncle's left ear, where there was a groove, and when she pressed it gently, the second uncle's brain was buzzing.

"This is it, this is the habitat of Tianchong, if you pierce it, the zombies will be wasted," Jiang Xiaoyun said with a smile.

The second uncle rubbed his head in shock, it turned out... Is there such a cave here?

"Master! You know a lot," the second uncle sighed.

"Humph!" Jiang Xiaoyun sneered: "Whether it is a Taoist priest who excludes demons and subdues ghosts, or a martial arts master, the premise... You have to be a person who knows how to dissect, otherwise you don't even know where the other party's weaknesses are? How do you start? ”

The master and apprentice chatted, Jiang Xiaoyun was eating melon seeds while watching TV, which seemed very natural, and she went to the toilet twice, and the second uncle really couldn't see it..... What is the difference between a master and a normal person? If she was really an immortal, wouldn't she have a heartbeat?

At ten o'clock in the evening, there was no sign of An Rongrong appearing, and generally at this point, she had already begun to be a demon before.

"Master, this An Rongrong..... When will it appear? The second uncle asked a little bottomlessly.

Jiang Xiaoyun smiled: "What's wrong?" Missed her? ”

"No, no, she has begun to stop at this point before," the second uncle said.

"It's different!" Jiang Xiaoyun took a sip of water and said, "It used to be a ghost, but today it's a zombie!" ”

As soon as she finished speaking, suddenly, a pungent smell of feces wafted into the house and the toilet..... There was some movement coming from the gurgling.

Jiang Xiaoyun immediately turned off the TV and motioned to the second uncle to turn off the lights! Then hide behind the curtains!

The second uncle shook nervously, and hurriedly did as the master instructed, and the master and apprentice huddled together and hid behind the curtains, leaving only a gap to observe the "outside world".

The second uncle is incredible, can he say...... An Rongrong got out of the toilet? This... How is this possible? However, the smell of feces was so strong that it did look like a-stirring stick was writhing in the toilet.

Generally, the toilets in rural areas are dug a deep pit, and then built with masonry and cement, leaving a 15 cm wide and 1 meter long opening as the entrance, and the following is a thatched pit. Isn't this nonsense? The cat is about ......

However, the master and the two listened to it when they hid behind the curtains, and the "gurgling" sound became more and more intense, as if the water was ...... "boiling" in the toilet.