"People, to live you have to know a little brain! You know? You dare to provoke this little ancestor. Zhengtai snorted lightly and sat back in his seat, "I didn't expect that Tang Xiaoyi's majestic character would also come to class?" ”

"I thought about it a little and realized that I was unusually gifted—"

Shota smiled: "Speak human words." ”

"I'm a genius, I'm proud, and I want to learn." Tang Xiaoyi smiled.

Shota: "??? ”

"Ask a question, Tang Xiaoyi." Zhengtai sat upright, with a serious face, "Have you forgotten to drop Shapu Aisi?" ”

Tang Xiaoyi straightened his waist: "It's dripping, your eyes are very good, for example, you are very beautiful!" ”

"That's right!" Zhengtai smiled, "Ah, I'm a little embarrassed to say that, what an honest person!" ”

"Right?" Tang Xiaoyi squeezed his eyebrows at Zhengtai.

One of the girls really couldn't stand the disgusting feeling of the two of them, and said loudly: "The two of you...... Can you control yourself? ”

Zhengtai immediately lost his smile and was serious: "That's right! Tang Xiaoyi, how can you be so unprofessional?! ”

Tang Xiaoyi: "??? ”

On Zhengtai's ability to turn his face faster than a woman and turn a book, who is better?

"Okay, classmates—" A lazy voice sounded, and the words behind it seemed to have been swallowed, "Tang Tang Tang Tang Xiaoyi?!" How did you get back? Wait a minute...... You're not going to impersonate him, are you? No, you don't have to pretend to be so ugly, really, if it weren't for the fact that this cheap temperament is the same as the original, I almost confessed my mistake......"

"Let me tell you, you can't learn Tang Xiaoyi's slut temperament, because this temperament is born like this. Okay, classmate, you pick a place to sit, we're going to start class, let's talk about rounding up today-"An uncle, with a lot of beard and loose clothes, glanced at Tang Xiaoyi at this time, "Classmate, why do I feel like Tang Xiaoyi the more I look at you?" ”

"Teacher, he is Tang Xiaoyi."

An abrupt voice rang out from the crowd.

Uncle: "......"

"Tang Tang Tang Xiaoyi himself?!" After the uncle released an indifferent expression for a second, he was so frightened that he almost fell to the ground, "Really? ”

He muttered in a low voice: "Why do you look even more stupid when you run to a hot spring......

Tang Xiaoyi smiled: "Teacher, have you finished?" I'm also curious, why is there a different teacher here? ”

He also muttered quietly, "It just makes me sick—"

The uncle's smile froze: "Why don't you sit next to Rin?" ”

"Rin ???" Tang Xiaoyi looked around for a week, "Girls?" ”

"It's okay to say it's a girl......" The uncle just spit out this sentence, and Zhengtai stood up violently, picked up a chair and threw it at the uncle, with an angry face: "Ambiguous slot!" Fu Fu, are you going to die?! ”

The uncle reached out and grabbed the chair, and said with a dog-legged smile: "Rin~ Rin, don't be angry, you are so beautiful, it is not an exaggeration to say that you are a girl." ”

And muttered in a low voice: "Don't think I forgot the last time you wore women's clothes......"

"Fu Fu......?!" Rin glared, "Ambiguous slot!" Don't you want your life?! ”

Tang Xiaoyi: "......"

What a horrible class, I really didn't go wrong.

"Don't don't, don't, I won't fight you, I'm going to see my wife after class." Fu Fu said, waved his hand, and motioned for Tang Xiaoyi to find a place to sit, "Tang Xiaoyi, you can sit down with Rin!" I think you're a good match! ”

Rin: "?!! ”

Tang Xiaoyi: "??? ”

Tang Xiaoyi shrugged his shoulders, so he had to walk over to Rin's side and sit down.

And Uncle Rin moved inside with a look of disgust, and said, "You look so handsome, you can sit a little more." ”

Tang Xiaoyi: "......"

Really don't dislike him?

Fu Fu stood on the podium, picked up a piece of chalk in his hand, and wrote a few big words on the blackboard: rounding

"Today we're going to learn rounding, and I'm going to ask you a question - what is one plus one?" Fu Fu leaned lazily on the podium and asked.

Someone raised their hand.

"Whoever is right is the younger brother...... Bah! That's the classmate, you say? Fu Fu ordered someone casually, looking like he wanted to jerk off.

"Two."

"Wrong!"

“？？？”

The younger brother was confused and sat down.

The choppy sister paper raised her hand, and the old man Fu Fu motioned to the choppy sister paper and said.

"Three."

"Why?" It seems that Fu Fu is willing to listen to her because her sister paper is turbulent.

"Because a woman was with a man, and then they had a child. So it's equal to three. ”

Fu Fu glared angrily when he heard this: "How many years of old stalks!" Why are you so bad, old lady?! ”

Choppy sister paper: "??? ”

Tang Xiaoyi glanced lightly at Uncle Rin next to him, and Uncle Rin didn't seem to have any intention of raising his hand.

"I'll tell you the truth!" Fu Fu suddenly became excited, "It's equal to-100 million!" ”

“？？？”

The corners of Tang Xiaoyi's mouth twitched: "Do you want to say that one plus one rounded up equals 100 million......"

"Huh? Is Tang Xiaoyi so smart?! Fu Fu looked surprised, "I always thought that this class was a bunch of fools, but I didn't expect it...... Yes! What a surprise! Yes...... Tang Xiaoyi, my bad old man really likes you more and more......"

Tang Xiaoyi: "......"

He doesn't want the love of a perverted uncle.

"Like me?" Tang Xiaoyi raised his eyebrows and asked.

Fu Fu nodded shyly.

"Do you really like me?" Tang Xiaoyi asked with a look of surprise.

Fu Fu nodded even more shyly.

Uncle Rin next to him had a look on his face.

"Then you say, do you prefer Fanli's wife or do you prefer me?" Tang Xiaoyi asked with a big smile.

Fu Fu: "......"

"What ...... me," Fu rolled his eyes, "only fools make choices, of course I want them all!" ”

Tang Xiaoyi: "......"

Tang Xiaoyi turned around, pulled out the Tibetan Silver Knife, kicked away the stool, walked to the podium, and put the Tibetan Silver Knife on Fu Fu's neck: "I'll give you another chance to reorganize your language." ”

Fu Fu: "......"

Fu Fu smiled weakly, put his hand on Tang Xiaoyi's hand holding the Tibetan silver knife, and said with a smile: "I'm kidding...... Choose you, of course choose you......"

"yes, I see!" Tang Xiaoyi smiled and withdrew the Tibetan Silver Knife, "Since you like me, can you do anything for me?" ”

Fu Fu: "??? ”

You think it's beautiful, yelling brother!!

Go back and jerk off!!

If you can't do it, you can hop too!!

If you can't do it, you can sing majestic!!

"In that case, I want to hear you-" Tang Xiaoyi paused, then smiled again, "Forget it, just sing a majestic song." ”

As a teacher Fu Fu who can't extricate himself from being soaked in the fan, how can he not know that he is majestic?!

"I'll let my wife sing, okay?"

"Not good." He was greeted with a big smile.

Uncle Rin spoke up on time: "Why don't you kiss it directly?" After all, Fu Fu is also a teacher, how can he sing majesticly? Have you ever heard a word, condense all your thoughts on this closely connected lips. I think this sentence can be realized at this moment! ”

Tang Xiaoyi: "......"

Fu Fu: "......"

Uncle, are you serious?

Uncle Rin winked at the two.

Of course, Uncle Ben is serious.

Look at Uncle Ben's eyes sincerely?

Looking at Uncle Ben's expression, is he serious or not?

“Are.. you.. Earnest?! Fu Fu shouted.

"I dare to pack a ticket, from heaven to earth, you can't find anyone more serious than me." Uncle Rin said very seriously and seriously.

Fu Fu: "......"

I believe you are a ghost!!

You're a bad old man, and you're even worse!!