(1st Update)

"It's begun...... Poof~ What is this thing? What about the boy who said that the fairy of flowers sat down? That's what the boy is saying!? ”

Seeing Deng Chao, who was incarnated as a lizard spirit, appeared, some people immediately burst into laughter.

"Iron Fan Princess? Ate a highly venomous lizard? You're too ruthless, aren't you? You guys are like this, will Deng Qian really not be angry with you? ”

Although Running Man is known as a phenomenal national variety show, for these stars, most of them have not watched it, after all, they keep catching up with announcements every day, and finally have a little time but they don't even have enough rest, and they don't have time to watch their own works, so how can they have time to watch other people's variety shows?

has really watched the first two seasons of the complete show of Running Man, or even more than half of the show, except for his family member Fan Bingbing, it is estimated that there is no one else.

Even this guest who has participated in one episode, it is estimated that he has not watched many complete episodes.

"Okay, I heard that this is pretty good, it's really powerful, and it's here that the king of the poisonous tongue of the men's group is known as the one who runs the men's group!"

Fan Bingbing rolled his eyes and pointed to Guo Dong, who was looking at the opening that he had not experienced and therefore did not know, and was there with relish.

"Really? This guy is not only the one who is stabbed by us, how can he have the ability to fly knives for others? ”

Huang Luoji was a little puzzled, she should be regarded as the earliest group of people in the circle and Guo Dongren, and the relationship is also one of the most intimate people, but they have never been the only ones who fly knives, so that Guo Dong can pierce his heart to the street, and he has never seen Guo Dong also fly knives to play with piercing his heart!?

No one answered her, because of the kung fu of speaking, the computer had already played the scene of Guo Dong coming out of the wall of the White Horse Temple.

"Over the wall!? There's no one else in the way you play! ”

Before the words of several people fell, they saw that Guo Dong came to the side of the running men's team on the screen, and stabbed the knife all the way.

"You're so bad, why didn't I find out your mouth is so poisonous!?"

watched Guo Dong stab after knife, killing Deng Chao, Da Hei Niu and Chen He in seconds one after another (please read Chapter 94 for the specific knife), so that the three of them knelt on the ground without resistance and vomited old blood, and just now had the upper hand all the way to abuse Guo Dong, especially Huang Luoji, who suddenly became puzzled.

"That's because you're beautiful women, and this guy is notoriously inhumane to the opposite sex!"

As a family member of the running men's team, Fan Bingbing directly pierced all of Guo Dong's disguises.

"Sister Bingbing, you say that, believe it or not, I really have the opposite sex and no humanity, knock you all unconscious and resist?"

Guo Dong rolled his eyes to justify, which attracted a kind of goddess's anger and nine yin white bone grasping, especially the kung fu of speaking, Guo Dong had already stabbed the little cheetah in the heart, and directly conjured a rose out of thin air and knelt on one knee in front of Beibi.

"You can do magic!?"

Tangtang's eyes looked at Guo Dong with some sparkles, Guo Dong still didn't understand what Tangtang wanted to say?

Without hesitation, a large bouquet of delicate roses with dew appeared in Guo Dong's hand, and he handed it to Tangtang, which caused Tangtang's heart to be full of romance and touch, as well as the envious screams and coaxing of several goddesses on the side.

"Niu'er, how about a fragrant kiss?"

It's a pity that as soon as the atmosphere appeared, it was destroyed by Guo Dong himself, in a word, all the romantic atmosphere was dispersed in an instant, not to mention that the fragrant kiss was not fished, but the sea shell on the foot stepped on it fiercely, and the roses were not sent out, but robbed!

"No, you don't have a mechanism on your clothes!? Tell me, where did you come up with such a big bouquet of roses!? ”

Huang Luoji didn't have any idea of whether men and women were different, so he directly turned Guo Dong's clothes up and down, almost stripped him naked, pushed him down, and checked his body on the spot.

"What? Want it? Say what you want! Come on, several goddesses, flowers and roses everyone has a share, a fragrant kiss and a bouquet of roses, kiss the blue enchantress, kiss the forehead white roses, kiss the mouth with colorful roses~! ”

Quiet~!

In an instant, all the voices in the room quieted down, looking at Guo Dong, who looked proud, and felt that he had finally seized a city, Huang Luoji's eyes rolled, and he said something in the ears of Li Xiaolu and Da Liangzi, and suddenly the three of them looked at Guo Dong with a very strange look, which made Guo Dong involuntarily feel shuddering, as if something ominous was about to happen.

"Okay, I'll kiss you, but you first turn me into a bunch of blue enchantresses, otherwise if you can't change it later, won't I lose!?"

Guo Dong just felt that something was wrong and wanted to run away, so he heard Li Xiaolu agree very simply.

The peony flower is dead, and the ghost is also romantic, fight!

The big deal is that it's just chopped into potato chips, what are you afraid of!?

Swish!

A bouquet of blue enchantresses appeared in Guo Dong's hand.

At the time of the ninth uncle's world, Guo Dong's storage space has reached twenty-seven meters long, and the space capacity is close to 20,000 cubic meters.

And roses, as a weapon for picking up girls, are naturally a relatively large number!

"It's beautiful!"

Li Xiaolu snatched the roses with an exclamation, and then when Tangtang puffed out his cheeks and glared, Guo Dong wiped his mouth and shouted in anticipation, and the rest of the people looked at Da Liangzi, who was very calm with strange eyes, Li Xiaolu waved his hand directly: "Kiss him!" ”

Wait a minute!

Show teasing sacks!

Wrong! Isn't it supposed you to kiss me?

Who are you talking to!?

Guo Dong was startled, and then saw Da Liangzi pouting his fat lips and kissing him!

“…… Your uncle! ”

Click!

Guo Dong roared angrily without tears, and then without hesitation, he slashed at the back of Da Liangzi's neck with a knife in his hand, and beat this teaser directly to death!

"It's too ruthless, you guys are really ruthless!"

Guo Dong wiped a handful of non-existent tears, and then his face instantly turned into a vicious look and looked at Li Xiaolu: "Let me tell you, your husband is in my hands now, you have to think about what to do, don't force me to tear up the ticket!" ”

Li Xiaolu was a little nervous at first when she saw Guo Dong knocking her unconscious, but then she was relieved when she saw Guo Dong's appearance, knowing that this was a joke to continue, not annoyed and angry.

What a fun-loving person!

It also happened that at this time, it had been broadcast until these people had finished receiving the task card, and all the viewers knew that this was a one-on-six battle, a rookie counterattack against six old fritters.

"Want us to kiss you? All right! As long as you can conjure flowers, and then you can take out one of them, we've got someone to kiss you! ”

One is through alcohol, and both are actors here, not to mention kissing the cheek and forehead, even if it is a real kiss, it is not an unacceptable thing.

Although they usually borrow positions, it does not mean that they are not psychologically prepared and able to bear this aspect.

It just depends on who and what the situation is.

"Really!?"

Guo Dong glanced at the screen and found that the camera turned to him, and if he remembered correctly, he should have stepped on the point, and he was about to meet the big black bull.

"Sister Bingbing! Why don't you be the first one? You know, I used the bull killing certificate as my running debut! ”

Fan Bingbing was stunned, he didn't expect this bastard to dare to put his hand on his body.

Among these people here, they have the oldest qualifications and the highest status, plus there is a big black bull, so they shouldn't be their turn, right?

As a result, Guo Dong was the first to call his name!

“…… Good! Sister will be the first one, I only know that you killed my big black cow, but I don't know how you killed him and then got rid of suspicion! When you kill the big black cow, I'll kiss you! ”

Ho~ Sure enough, it is worthy of Master Fan, it is the master, cool!

Then everyone focused their eyes on the screen to see how Guo Dong killed the big black bull!

"Black pepper steak? I really want to eat it when you say that...... Cook, do you know how to do it? ”

Seeing that Guo Dong met the big black cow who was asking others with the code of 'when will we get married', and teased him with himself, saying that he wanted to make the big black cow into black pepper steak, Fan Bingbing was not angry at all, but raised his eyebrows slightly and said this.

"You kiss twice, I'll do it now!"

Then everyone saw how Guo Dong pretended to be cute and kind, and gained the trust of the big black bull step by step, step by step how to learn the skills of tearing the famous brand, while unloading the grinding and killing the cow, snorted and tore off the name brand of the big black bull, and then used his previous shots to go straight to the bottom of the ten, without skill, it was very easy to get rid of the suspicion.

"Sister Bingbing, are you willing to lose the bet!? Hehe, Sister Xiaolu has her husband blocking the knife, your big black cow is not here! What should you do!? ”

Fan Bingbing stretched out his hand very calmly: "Give me the colorful roses first!" ”

"Yo! Colorful roses! Oops, I'm so embarrassed, I'm a shy person, why am I embarrassed to take this mouth? Why don't you have two bunches!? ”

At the beginning, Guo Dong still twisted and pretended to be embarrassed, but who knew that the last sentence would completely expose his true nature.

"Okay, it's okay to have a few clicks, you can kiss the French wet, remember to go to the big black bull to pay when the time comes...... Sister, I, don't give money for the goods, sign the bill! Reimbursement! ”

Burst~~!

Guo Dong's movements stiffened, and he immediately fell backwards and lay on Tangtang's lap, pretending to be weak and powerless, and stretched out his hand to Fan Bingbing: "I, I, I didn't put it in you and still have this trick of reimbursement!" ”

At this time, Tangtang, and a few other people who reacted a little slower also understood, Guo Dong was not playing hooligan at all, but playing cheap and funny in another way.

A bouquet of flowers wants to change the kiss of the goddess?

Or in front of someone's husband!?

When Da Liangzi and King Yiqu are dead, or are these well-known actresses all stupid Nizi who have never been given roses!?

If they couldn't even see through Guo Dong's childish tricks, and there was no way to deal with them, they wouldn't have been able to climb to today, and they would have kicked into the abyss again after being eaten and wiped clean halfway!

Kiss this thing is a good thing, as for whether there will really be one, hehe, you know...... Do tickets and tips still need to be hidden?

(End of chapter)