"Your heart is crooked, everything is dirty!" The fat man lifted his chin and looked disapproving.

Liu Yiyi still didn't understand: "Hey, what's going on?" ”

The fat man said to Xiao Baoshi, who was hiding from him: "Captain, don't say it, otherwise the fat man will go over and give you a loving encouragement!" ”

Then he laughed proudly, and said to Liu one by one, "Sister paper, you beg brother!" You ask brother, brother will tell you! ”

Liu Yiyi raised his heel one by one and moved his ankle: "Disgusting dead fat man, whether your heart is crooked or not, I don't know, but I know that your head will be crooked soon!" ”

So this time it was the fat man's turn to rush out of the door.

"Because if there's a high degree of automation, we don't necessarily have a way to be customer-oriented." Xiao Baoshi finally breathed a sigh of relief when he saw the fat man running out, and said to Liu Yiyi, "Don't forget, it's not just the four of us who escaped from Zero. ”

escaped from Zero's Krypton battleship, in addition to the four of them, there was another guy - because in the special geomagnetic environment of Wuxing Star, the intelligent brain that had not come out for a long time was cute. The cuteness of claiming to be the last Kryptonian, on the planet of innocence, it can only cower inside that Kryptonian doll.

Xiao Baoshi said, took out the doll from the Kryptonian ring, and then inserted the wire into the auxiliary computer data interface in the room, and after about a few seconds, the cute voice finally came: "Finally left that hellish planet?" I have to say, it's good news! As a Kryptonian, I hate that place. Have all the other warships been destroyed? ”

"The other ships haven't been withdrawn yet, can you stop pretending to be Kryptonians?" Xiao Baoshi couldn't help but interrupt it.

And the cute is not so, it has been baptized by the fat man's mouth cannon, and it doesn't care at all about Xiao Baoshi's ridicule: "Please note, I inherited the will of the last Kryptonian, yes, I was chosen to execute his will, in this sense, I represent the last will of the Kryptonian, so, I am a Kryptonian, there is no doubt about it!" ”

Xiao Baoshi shrugged his shoulders: "So, should I quietly watch you pretend, or interrupt you to discuss, how to escape from Zero's clutches forever?" ”

This topic finally made Silly no longer boast: "Zero? Is it coming? Oh, my God! No, I'm going to hide! ”

"Shut up! Otherwise, I'll give zero coordinates! Listen to me. ”

Silly Meng was honest now: "You are the captain, you say, I listen." ”

"Three Sabre-class space battleships, can you control them?" Xiao Baoshi is straightforward.

Silly Meng passed through the auxiliary computer and began to retrieve the cloud database: "There is a firewall, you have to wait a minute, I haven't found the logical algorithm of the space battleship you said...... The performance of this secondary computer is too weak! It's too weak! That's too slow! In the meantime, it is simply an insult to me, the dignity of the last great Kryptonian! ”

At this time, the fat man ran back again, biting a piece of jerky in his mouth, and happened to hear the cute voice, so he sneered: "Fuck, the fat man is not here, you started pretending to be forced again?" ”

"Shut up! Or I'll tear you both apart!" "Liu Yiyi has reached the limit of patience.

A fat man makes people feel like crazy, and if you add an artificial intelligence that has been taught bad by a fat man, it really can't stand it.

"Captain, she threatened me! The processor was already inefficient, but I was still dealing with the emotional changes after being threatened by her, and I felt that if I continued to do this, after about eighty-nine seconds, the processor would burn out due to the heat! A silly voice came from the speakers of the secondary computer.

Xiao Baoshi didn't say anything, directly pulled out his pistol and aimed it at the Kryptonian doll: "I fired a few shots at it, can you still go back?" Why don't we try it? I don't think it's bad for you to stay in the computer system of this spaceport! ”

"Suspend the emotion algorithm." Silly and cute, I don't dare to pretend anymore.

The fat man also wisely divided the jerky in his hand with Liu Yiyi and Xiao Baoshi, and then shut up honestly.

"Algorithms of this level? Algorithms of this level? A few minutes later, the goofy voice came again.

It looks like it was really taught bad by the fat man: "Don't say three, it's a hundred, so what?" Hahaha! Captain, you can't insult the IQ of Kryptonians like this! I can control a hundred such ships! ”

Xiao Baoshi pointed to the Kryptonian doll: "Go back, if you are still worried about being discovered by Zero, I suggest you go back and wait until the time is necessary, and then come out." ”

This is comparable to a spell, immediately bluff the cuteness, and honestly return to that Kryptonian doll.

"Captain, you're logically wrong."

The Kryptonian figure twisted its many arms: "It should be to activate the backup in this processor and erase the data in the secondary computer." Instead of saying 'come back', do you understand that I will flow like water? ”

At this time, the thousand pigs outside the door shouted loudly: "Hello sir! ”

This time, it was General York, the head of the Joint Chiefs of Staff of the Expeditionary Force.

A formulaic visit, condolences to Xiao Baoshi and others who made outstanding contributions to the H291 Galaxy Expeditionary Force in the Battle of Wuyuxing. and announced the commendation of Xiao Baoshi, awarded him medals, promoted to the rank of colonel and a series of other affairs. The fat man also got the rank of major, and Liu Yiyi, Angela and others were also promoted accordingly, and the gene unlocking potion was issued.

"General, why don't you give Colonel Xiao a chance to have a dinner?" Admiral York's chamberlain, after leaving, asked the Admiral to do so. Because Xiao Baoshi already has the qualifications to become a lackey, yes, after he is promoted to the rank of colonel, he has the opportunity to become a lackey of a big man.

Admiral York laughed slightly, and after a while, he spoke: "The army is the army of the H291 galaxy, not my York's army. He's a talent discovered by List's faction, so there's no need to embarrass this kid. He didn't say any more, because it wasn't that he didn't want to embarrass Xiao Boulder, but that Xiao Bouldering had no value. What is the significance of a colonel who is equivalent to a permanent banishment?

Xiao Baoshi has no value of being co-opted by the general.

The attendant officer who understood this meaning showed a mocking look on his face, because he was still jealous of Xiao Baoshi just now, not only was he young, but also had a high military rank and real power! He has been by the admiral's side for so many years, and he has never received such a reward! But now, he is not jealous, after all, Xiao Baoshi is just a dying person.

Admiral York shook his head, pointed at the attendant and said, "Don't do this, the soldier who died for the H291 galaxy, we should respect him." ”

"Yes, General!"

In the eyes of the general, Xiao Baoshi is not a person who is dying, but a person who has died.

And in the space battleship moored in the spaceport, Angela is communicating with Cute Rare "We all want to escape from Zero's control." ”

"I'm not going to work with you two-headed demon!" Got into the battleship computer goofy and shouted angrily.

"I don't want to work with you either." Angela was not provoked, and it seemed that she was much more patient with the cute than with the fat man.

Silly Meng was silent for a while, and then her voice rang out: "There is a mistake in your grammar. Fuck off, Two-Headed Starman! ”

"No, we have to cooperate, otherwise we will all die in space, and you will be left alone, can you escape the pursuit of Zero?" Angela clearly didn't intend to just leave it at that.

And this question touched Silly Meng: "How do you want to cooperate?" ”

"There are some things that the captain can't say, so I have to help him say them. I hope that, at the right time, you play a holographic projection of the captain for a few seconds, at just the right angle, exciting, and natural-looking. ”

Silly asked, "What's the right time?" ”

"If you can't even deduce this algorithmically, you can self-destruct." Angela threw down the sentence and left.

She came to the boarding passage of the spaceport and said to the fat man: "When I give a lecture to the recruits in a while, you dare to talk nonsense, I don't mind killing you on the spot, understand?" ”

Angela then walked out of the entrance of the boarding passage of the spaceport, looked at the assembled soldiers, and said indifferently: "You must be sure that after boarding the ship, any orders given by the commander must not be questioned in any way. Otherwise, stay the same way. ”

The fat man who followed behind frowned, subconsciously wanted to hold his belly, and immediately realized that there were female soldiers below, which was not very elegant, so he inhaled hard to make his belly look smaller. He remembered the other party's threat, so he lowered his voice: "Hey, Angela, you are deliberately demolishing the stage, right?" Can this be said in this place? ”

"It's inconvenient for the captain to speak, so I'll help him speak. The so-called teammates are not gags. Angela glanced at the fat man, spoke coldly, then raised her voice and said to the officers and soldiers below, "The temperament of the commander, even if you don't know it, you have heard of it. He will not give up anyone who trusts him, but if someone does not trust him after boarding the ship, it will be treated as a deserter! Those who disagree with this article, listen to the command and turn back! ”

No one executes this password.

The people who can gather here may not all be soldiers who admire Xiao Baoshi, but the desire to make contributions is by no means lacking. There is no more to fight than a delusional star, and conquering a fifth-class star will be enough glory and merit for them.

At this time, Xiao Baoshi's holographic projection appeared at the entrance of the boarding passage, and it seemed that he was testing some kind of device on the bridge: "Test, call test, well, we are about to go, please don't look back, don't look back!" Set your eyes ahead, our journey is the sea of stars! ”

The projection appeared for only a few seconds before disappearing.

It's not a speech, but it looks more natural, more visceral.

So much so that those assembled soldiers couldn't help but respond: "Yes, sir!" Our journey is the sea of stars! ”

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