Chapter 89: Guo'er Says She's Like a Joke

Guo'er went to Wutong Hall to play for a few days, based on the fact that after he entered the palace the first few times, he would always make Zhao Xueji angry intentionally or unintentionally, and Jiangzhu secretly made three chapters with him, and he was not allowed to run in the direction of Wanxin Pavilion.

Guo'er's mouth pursed: "Xianghe is a mother and hides in the small courtyard and refuses to come out, and then I can't run here, I can't run either, even if I enter the palace, it's boring." ”

After saying that, the little guy cocked his mouth, as if he was thinking about something.

When asked what he was thinking, he said he wanted to play with a slingshot with Xianghe. Jiang Zhu repeatedly said that he was not allowed to go to Wanxin Pavilion, and then he could run anywhere.

Guo'er seemed to feel a little sorry, and ran out with a ball of durian meat and his slingshot.

This child used to grow up in the Di tribe, and was rarely restrained, and to put it bluntly, he was still a wild child.

Jiang Zhu looked at his distant back, a little helpless.

Recently, because Xianghe has been the master, she has stayed in the small courtyard all day to change the new clothes given to her by the emperor.

The emperor is really generous, and the things in the harem are all picked up and given to her. Don't say anything about silk silk, satin, rouge and gouache, even the precious jewelry is also fragrant and soft. This made some wall grasses run to her one after another, wanting to get acquainted.

When Guo'er passed by Xianghe's courtyard, he heard a commotion inside, so he ran in.

Xianghe stood in the courtyard wearing a very luxurious lilac floating brocade stand-up collar dress and thick makeup.

A bunch of palace maids and eunuchs praised Xianghe.

"Oh, this is really a person who relies on clothes, Jieyu's dress is like two people before."

"Isn't it! I used to think that Jieyu had an outstanding temperament, like a small jasper, but I didn't expect to wear this luxurious clothes, and instantly have a powerful aura. ”

"Jieyu has received so many rewards, which shows how much the emperor cares about you, you are really happy."

"Everyone knows that the emperor has always loved Jieyu, isn't this the legendary two little guesses, childhood sweethearts......"

Xianghe's heart was so excited when she heard it that she was even smiling.

"You people, why do you like to lie so much?" Guo'er suddenly screamed and strode over.

Xianghe was also very happy to see Guo'er, and beckoned to him: "Lord Guo, why did you enter the palace?" Come here, Ben Jieyu has a reward! ”

After saying that, Xianghe had already picked up a jade Ruyi from the table and handed it to King Guo.

Guo'er didn't reach out to take her jade Ruyi, but just raised her hand, signaling that her hands were not empty.

Indeed, he holds durian meat in his right hand and a slingshot in his left. The smile on her face was really innocent, and Guo'er was in a good mood now: "Don't listen to them lie and flatter you here, let's go out and play with slingshots together!" ”

The child's words, though true, are also too direct. Xianghe was stunned for a moment: "...... You think they're flattering me? ”

"Or else?" Guo'er's eyes rolled for a moment: "Think about it, if it's really two little guesses, childhood sweethearts, why is the emperor's brother canonizing you now?" He used to spend so much time facing you every day, why did he go? ”

The surrounding eunuchs and palace maids were embarrassed at once.

However, there are still some people who don't laugh: "The child is ignorant and talks nonsense, Jieyu don't listen to him." ”

Liu Zhiguo was very unconvinced, but took a big bite of durian meat: "Didn't your mother teach you to be honest?" ”

There was a very shabby eunuch who looked at what Guo'er was holding in his hand.

Thinking that this should be the most down-and-out eunuch in the palace, he has never seen the fruit offered by the outside, and after looking at it for a long time, he finally looked stunned: "Lord Guo, what are you holding in your hand......"

It was yellow and soft, and there was a foul smell......

Obviously, this eunuch already has a whimsical association.

Guo'er was naughty, of course she knew what people were thinking, and her mouth pouted: "What do you say this looks like?" ”

The eunuch kept his mouth open for a long time and did not dare to answer.

"It's!" Guo'er said loudly, and then took a firm bite of durian meat.

The yellow paste was still sticking to his pink face......

The eunuch threw up with a whoop.

Two timid palace maids screamed in fright and hurriedly ran out of the courtyard.

Xianghe looked helpless: "Lord Guo, what are you doing!" ”

"Haha...... "King Guo smiled and finished eating the durian meat in his hand: "This thing is so delicious, I can't eat enough." ”

Xianghe hurriedly explained to everyone: "Don't be fooled by the fruit prince, he eats durian, a fruit that is paid tribute to the outside world!" ”

Guo'er is the prince, and those people can't say anything, but they all find reasons to disperse.

Xianghe hadn't shown enough superiority, and when he saw that everyone had dispersed, he was a little unhappy: "Lord Guo, you don't play in the Wutong Palace, why did you come to my side!" ”

"I'm here to play with your slingshot!"

"I am now the emperor's newly canonized Jieyu...... Xianghe turned around, with a helpless face: "You see me dressed like this, can I still run around with you and play with a slingshot?" ”

She wore a dress with a long skirt that dragged long on the floor.

"You'd better change back into your old clothes!" Guo'er pouted: "Besides, you don't look good at all when you dress like this!" ”

"Doesn't look good?"

Just now, those eunuchs and palace maids praised her for a long time, and this kid actually said that he didn't look good?

Xianghe is not very old, so she is inevitably childish, and her unhappiness is written on her face: "Do you have any level of appreciation?" Doesn't it look good to wear such a beautiful dress? ”

"The point is that you don't have that temperament! I still like the way you used to wear palace maid costumes! Liu Zhiguo spoke unceremoniously: "Look at your ...... now The rouge gouache rubbed all the money on the face, and the whole face was like a monkey's ass! ”

When Xianghe heard this, she was really a little angry: "Don't talk nonsense, even if your mother used to make up my makeup, you actually said that I made my face like a monkey's ass?" ”

"How old are my mothers, how old are you? Can your makeup be the same? Guo'er even seemed to be anxious about Xianghe's IQ: "You are still a big child at all, you are not suitable for wearing such exaggerated and gorgeous clothes, let alone those heavy makeup, those palace maids and eunuchs only know how to pat your ass, and they don't tell you the truth at all." ”

"You go, you go, I don't want to play with you anymore!"

Xianghe returned to his room in a hurry.

Liu Zhiguo was also angry, and said before leaving: "You are much younger than those people in the harem, don't follow suit, make yourself a joke!" ”

Children are straightforward, but it sounds really harsh in Xianghe.

These days, because of the emperor's sudden canonization, coupled with these people's sloppy slapping from time to time, Xianghe has already come out of the loss, thinking that maybe the emperor has always liked her, so Guo'er said this, not to mention how unconvinced Xianghe was.

Looking at myself in the mirror, it does seem that my makeup is a little thicker. But Xianghe bit her lower lip and looked unconvinced: "Lord Guo, you think I look like a joke, but I want you to know that I am better than your mother!" ”

Isn't it?

I'm already Jieyu!

An unruly smile appeared on Xianghe's face.