"The power of the Funny Emperor, you would never imagine, I am the most outstanding boy he has ever sat down, with the position of Si Pan, trembling, and never derelict in my duties. www.biquge.info But why did the emperor seal me in the reverse scales of the goldfish, I have not been allowed to exceed it for thousands of years, I am not convinced, I am not convinced, the emperor, I must listen to your explanation. The goldfish roared.

Bang!

The waves of water burst into flames, like boiling. Thousands of acres of water, there is no peace. It's all because goldfish are doing things underwater. At the right time, it slammed headlong into the blind girl's left palm, and dozens of fish scales were knocked away by it, all of which were pierced on its body. After returning to the main body, the goldfish is even more arrogant. If the blind girl is obedient, it may let her go, but if she does not, it has a more direct means of really destroying her left arm, even if the other party is the bride of the god of water appointed by the Funny Emperor.

At that time, a thought swept down, smoothing out the waves in all directions, and even the crazy goldfish quieted down. The Great, the idea of the Funny Emperor has descended. used to be his Sipan boy, and the goldfish is the most familiar. "Oh oh, it's the Emperor, praise funny, funny. Emperor, have you come to pick me up in person, please wait a little longer, I will immediately take all the scales from the woman's hands, unseal the scales, restore myself, and I will serve you again until the end of my life. The goldfish said excitedly, Si Pan Boy never forgets the funny emperor all the time, even if he is sealed in the water tank.

That thought is thousands of zhang high, with a total circumference of more than ten zhang, and the brilliance is dazzling, illuminating the entire water, as bright as day. Endless coercion poured out from the pillar of light, and neither the blind girl nor the goldfish dared to move. The emperor's thought swept over, and it was enough for them to eat a pot, let alone resist.

"Si Pan boy, why don't you stop my words, do you want to betray the funny door? My most trusted disciple, has your conscience been eaten by huskies? From the pillar of light came the majestic and divine voice of the Comical Emperor. Boom, the bottom of the water, as if experiencing a tsunami. Under that coercion, it was difficult for the goldfish to speak. Only when the Emperor's anger is reduced to the extreme, can it utter the words, "The Funny Emperor, there is no rebellion in vain." When I was born, you enlightened me, Tao and my parents, saying that I have a relationship with funny, a funny body, and a funny life. My parents didn't believe it, when you were stupid. Well, if it were me, I would have thought the same. But after all, you are the emperor, to convince people with virtue, to show my parents your outstanding and peerless powers, my father and my mother still do not listen, you wave your hand, give them a thousand gold, 100 acres of fertile land, tens of thousands of cattle and sheep. My parents have finally sold me to you. It's terrible to think about, if I stayed with them, I would be useless. Fortunately, the emperor's eyes are like torches, and he recognizes what makes me different from ordinary people, and leads me into the door of comics. I feel it in my heart and dare not forget. Emperor, why did you seal me in the body of a goldfish, did I do something wrong? The goldfish still asked, and if he didn't ask, he would go crazy.

Hearing Si Pan's question, the emperor's mind said: "Disciple, your ambition is blinded by ignorance, and you can't distinguish between reality and falsehood. For the teacher to seal you with his own hands, there are also hardships, why don't you know, and ask me in turn, disappointed, I am really disappointed. ”

"Emperor, Master, stop talking nonsense. It's not because when you were Gao Ji, I didn't do my job well, my wife broke over, killed your 5,000 friends, so that you couldn't get off the stage, I felt sorry for my friends, and I felt that I had lost my face, and finally took out my anger. Wronged, I am the most wronged, what is the matter with me, please be serious, don't play a little temper anymore, and don't disobey my wife again, she will really kill you!"

"Shut up, you rebel, you dare to question the good intentions of your master, you deserve to die. How can I be afraid of that Yaksha-like woman, she is not afraid, I can do whatever I want. Hahaha, I am a funny emperor, there are countless believers, all over the world, how dare a woman bully me, stand on my head and command. The pillar of light flickered and dimmer, indicating that the Emperor was hiding his uneasiness, and he seemed to be genuinely afraid of Madame.

Si Pan Tongzi was also cross-hearted, and resolutely did not give up, and the goldfish took advantage of the situation and said: "Master, didn't my mother ask you, why did I disappear, I am her most loyal informant, your words and deeds are all told to her, and there is no concealment!"

"Hold the grass!" The pillar of light burst out, brushing and brushing, and the brilliance was furious, stabbing the goldfish from opening its eyes. The blind girl also suffered, and she had to close her eyes, or else her newborn eyes would be blinded, which was not something she was happy to see. "Neither the Funny Emperor nor his boy are good people, and poor the Emperor's wife, deceived by them. I'm also a woman, although I've never been in love, but I also know that people who have (muffled) Ba like to use their Ji Ji to think about life, it turns out that the Funny Emperor is no exception, he is even more hateful, he forcibly opened the base oil field, and has countless Ji Lao, and his wife is too pitiful. "The deputy head of the Knights of Light was sympathetic to the woman.

"Rebel, you dare to say anything. Hahaha, I finally got it. The pillar of light healed, and the majestic voice of the Funny Emperor burst out again, like a flying blade, slashing towards the goldfish. The newly added fish scales on the goldfish were also shattered, and when they landed, the goldfish's blood flowed like an infusion, and Si Pan Tongzi felt the same and exclaimed in pain, "Master, like an adult, don't be childish." The goldfish said urgently.

"Hahahaha, I'm a child, I'm cutting you! You kid, dare to be high to that woman, kill all my friends, I'm not sad, I'm still depressed, why did she come to the door, it turned out that you were the informant. My most trusted apprentice hurt me the most, blame me, blame me, funny, ahh The pillars of light swayed steeply, fluttering, and funny heads flew out, numbering no less than eight thousand.

The blind girl was stunned, Fog Grass, which one is this. You master and apprentice don't make trouble, this is too bloody. The master (silenced) can't succeed, the master and his wife kill him, and after the master is confused, he will take the apprentice out of anger, but in the end, the apprentice is the culprit. The blind girl finally figured it out, and said they deserved it. It's been a long time, I can't imagine that the Funny Emperor is such a person. The blind girl slapped her forehead with her hand, speechless.

"My disciple, as a teacher, I want to educate you today, so that you know what it means to respect teachers. If you dare to betray me and surrender to your master, this is a great rebellion!" exclaimed the Funny Emperor. The pillar of light shook again, and more than 8,000 funny heads rushed up to the goldfish.

"Funny!"

"Funny!"

"We're all funny!"

"The world is funny!"

"The Great is funny!"

"Baahaha, funny!"

The funny heads laughed wildly, there were many of them, and they worked together, and for a while, the water was full of funny atmosphere, and there was no such thing. Si Pan Tongzi was also angry and shocked, "Master, your old man is too good at doing things, I will fight with you." The goldfish was furious. The funny emperor does not remember the old relationship between master and apprentice, and turns against his apprentice for the sake of his friends, which is also unheard of. Si Pan Tongzi frowned, feeling that things were not simple. "Shizun knows, I respect him very much, my wife also knows, I respect her too. However, it is a family matter, and it is not good for me to participate in it. But I'm their family, I'm their son!"

Yes, Si Pan Boy is the youngest son of the Funny Emperor.

What about the son, the funny emperor's temper has come up, his friends can be killed, and his son can be sealed.

The blind girl is still confused, she doesn't know the relationship between Si Pan Boy and the Funny Emperor at all, let alone her, and few people in the Funny Gate know. They only regard the emperor as a base and are not interested in women, and the master and wife are for decoration, a vase, and a show for outsiders. How did they know that the Funny Emperor also had a young son. Si Pan Boy will not mention it for no reason, he is quite proud, he wants to fight for a piece of the world with his own strength, and vows to compete with the emperor.

The goldfish was attacked by funny heads, and it was already very angry. It is the god of water, the god of water enshrined by the Funny Emperor, "Funny." The goldfish roared as he looked up to the sky. With a bang, the blue water chains were thrown out, swept at the funny heads, destroying them one by one. "Funny baby. Two arms sprouted from the front of the goldfish's body, and they kept waving them, and the little fist slammed hard, bang, bang, and dozens of funny heads were smashed. "Emperor, you have a funny head, I have a funny baby. The goldfish sneered, "I have the final say in the small world in the water tank, you are now a mind, and you can't last too long." I will destroy you, even if you are my real father. "Si Pan's little hand grasped two blue balls, the balls opened their eyes, painted their mouths, and looked very funny, yes, they are funny babies.

"Go ahead, funny baby. The goldfish shouted, and its arms rose sharply, whirring, and throwing two blue funny babies.

"Baby don't want blue, baby wants green!"

"Baby wants green!"

The two funny babies were unhappy, they didn't like their colors, or green was healthier, that represented life, hope, pollution-free, and forgiveness.

It's green!

The two funny babies were green at the same time, and their size continued to expand, with a diameter of more than 100 meters, rumbling and rolling and fast. The funny heads were too small to be afraid of in front of them, and they were all crushed and reduced to ashes.

"Wu'er, you've improved. The Funny Emperor laughed, "You are too partial, towards your mother, not my father." But I am your father after all, and I can't bear to hurt you, so I seal you in the water tank, hoping that one day you can figure it out and understand the avenue, so that you can become a real funny power. If not, I don't know what it tastes like. Lonely, all the kings of the world, who can talk to me about the way of comics. "The pillars of light swayed, brushed, brushed, and beams burst out, boiling the world of water in the vat.

The blind girl is also in the small world, but she is not cooked, and she feels refreshed. Because she is a person appointed by the Emperor, a person appointed by the Funny Emperor, she will be a daughter-in-law in the future, and she cannot be killed. That's why the blind girl was able to save her life.

"Ah, my hand!" said the blind girl, as she pressed her left palm forward, snapped it, and slapped it on the goldfish. The goldfish was also stunned, "Why did this woman take the initiative to help me?" Si Pan Tongzi said in confusion.

The scales that grew on the palm of the blind woman's hand, piece by piece, peeled off and returned to the goldfish, quickly covering it. The reverse scales are also hidden by the fish scales, and it is difficult to distinguish them. "Am I finally going to be free? Si Pan said happily.

"Wu'er, be a goldfish with peace of mind, should you be stupid for your father, will he unseal you? Hehe, no. The Emperor's laughter came from the pillar of light again, as if he was laughing at his Si Pan boy, the young son.

"You old disrespectful soul. "The goldfish was furious, the scales had returned to it, and according to the agreement, the scales were about to come out, and the boy was able to escape and regain his freedom, true freedom, instead of assimilating with a goldfish.

"The death of this emperor and so many friends must be counted on your head, you are my son, and it is no exception. I have revenge, but I don't repay kindness. Do you have an opinion. The pillar of light shook, and the emperor's voice was very sassy, which made people itch with hatred. How can Si Pan Boy not be angry, he doesn't abide by the agreement, and what else is the emperor, he is simply insulting (silenced) the emperor's promising profession.

"Apprentice, this water tank is not simple and simple, it is still very durable, the defense function is excellent, you are in it, like a frog at the bottom of the well, you can also watch the moon, and there is no worries, such a beautiful thing, where do you find it." I give it to you, and you will receive it gladly. The Funny Emperor said again.

Forbearance, the goldfish is forbearing, and the Sipan boy in the reverse scale is also forbearing. But the Funny Emperor owes it too much, and the worst thing is that he himself doesn't feel it, because he has the strength and capital to do that. Is it also wrong to be ashamed in front of one's own son?

Bang!

The goldfish sprang out, slamming straight into the pillar of light, the embodiment of the Funny Emperor's mind. "Old man, I'm going to kill you. Si Pan said angrily.

"My disciple, you're still too young. The Funny Emperor laughed, "Come on, let me see what you can really do." ”

Two long arms parted from the pillar of light, one of which grabbed a funny baby that had turned green, "The Emperor's foot." "Funny Emperor Dao, boom two explosions, two green funny babies were pinched to death.

The blind girl couldn't hold back any longer, and shouted: "Digging grass, you are using your hands, why do you say it is athlete's foot, crazy line!"

"It's worthy of being my future daughter-in-law, and I'm very good at complaining, and I like you very much. Girl, be kind to my son, don't be as domineering as my daughter-in-law, who doesn't understand human language. "Funny Emperor Dao.

"Who would marry a goldfish!" replied the blind girl.

"Hahaha, it's not a problem, I married a beautiful girl in the form of a bull back then, and no one dared to say anything. When the of my family found out, she was very calm, she just picked up the kitchen knife, and seemed to want to Yan me. It was terrible!" recalls the Funny Emperor.

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The blind girl and Si Pan were silent, and said in their hearts, why are you still alive and well, you really should be Yan.

"Wu'er, don't get excited, what I said still counts. If you want to be free, I'll give you alms, hahaha. The pillars of light spread out like a river of light, washing in all directions. The goldfish was the first to bear it, and with a snort, the reverse scale was thrown up, and it continued to grow and take on a human form. The light of the comic is still washing away the scales of the human form, and it is swishing. "I'm free, I'm free right away. Si Pan said in disbelief, "My father, you are still very honest." ”

"My son, that goldfish is also a different species, and it is not to be discarded, for it will be of great benefit to you, and you may take it as a beast, or make a contract with it for you to send. ”

"Again!"

Si Pan said impatiently.

Rumble!

The humanoid form burst into flames, and a young man jumped out, nine feet long, with thin eyebrows and handsome eyes, and a large hime. Don't ask the blind girl why she knows, because the boy is wearing nothing......