454 Black! It's so dark!

"Then let's introduce each of our families."

After asking three questions in a row, all of them failed, Guo Dong stared at the sky speechlessly, and waved his hand helplessly after a while, letting everyone introduce their own wonderful 'family members'.

Xie Na took her husband, Zhu Yin took her daughter, Sun Li took her husband and eldest daughter Duoduo, Nabi took her sister who was ready to go to the mainland, and Ning Jing took her younger brother who was a singer.

These five belong to the regular team.

But for the remaining five, Guo Dong can only be speechless in addition to being speechless.

Shuang Meizi and Bei Weiwei's 'twin sisters', Nazha and Yaya's 'Western Regions Sisters', Xiaogu and Tangbao's 'mother and daughter', Zhang Hanyun and Wang Han's 'uncle and niece' who gave her to come to the town.

Even what Qingxia brought was not a regular family member, but an old friend Xu for many years.

"Well, it looks like we've got our team divided."

Guo Dong looked at the 'ten families' speechlessly, and pointed at Xie Na, Sun Li and the other five: "This is the family team." ”

Then he moved his finger and pointed to the other five 'families': "This is the team." ”

With a snort, everyone present laughed almost at the same time, because this scene really had the feeling when the goddess came to this show, and everyone was combined in the first episode.

"Wait, didn't you mean that everyone brought their families? What about the families of the two of you? ”

Seeing Guo Dong's gag, about to end this paragraph in such a hurry, he immediately jumped out, and pointed his finger under the noses of the two of them in He Ling's stiff expression: "Teacher He, what about your family?" I've known each other for so many years, it's time for me to meet, right? ”

"And you, wearing ancient costumes and bringing your family, this is your attention, what about your family? Also, you said that everyone should wear ancient costumes, what about your ancient costumes? ”

Look at the more than 20 people at the scene, or the husband and wife are wearing big red wedding robes, or reproduce their former costume styles, or some ancient costumes that are meaningful to themselves and in line with their own temperament, such as Wang Han's moon-white scholarly robe and Xu Laowei's classic old chivalrous costume, or cosplay some classic characters, such as Su Zhen and Xiaoqing of the Nabi sisters' new white lady legend.

Even He Ling was wearing a white costume at this time, and he deliberately wore a wig for this purpose, so that people would subconsciously shout the name Xiao Li Feidao at the first sight of him.

Only Guo Dong, the initiator of everything, was wearing the usual casual wear of jeans and T-shirts at this time.

"My you guys don't care, this is my house, I can change it at any time. Also, my family is already ready, and they will come out with me when I change my clothes. ”

Guo Dong waved his hand and pressed the remaining girls who were about to coax: "I think we should ask Teacher He to invite his family out now?" You know, countless fans and viewers have been wondering for years. ”

Sure enough, as soon as these words came out, everyone couldn't take care of Guo Dong anymore, and immediately focused all their eyes on He Ling.

"Who said my family didn't come out? Isn't this already here? ”

He Ling rolled his eyes and walked to Huang Jin's side.

"Teacher He, are you finally going to announce your true love with Teacher Huang?"

Although the last few episodes of longing, because the guests who came were not familiar with him and he was not interested, he did not participate in the recording, but after all, he was still familiar with Huang Ji, so he put both of them in a joke without any pressure: "What is a saying on the Internet?" The same sex is true love, and the opposite sex is only for the sake of reproduction...... Sister Li, you have finished reproducing, it's time to abdicate and make way for Xian, hurry up and make room for Teacher He and Teacher Huang to grow old together and love for a hundred years. ”

Sun Li was stunned for a moment, and then immediately took the hand of his daughter Duoduo and left these two good friends: "Yes, after the child is born, it's time to give way to the two of them." ”

He Huang and the others rolled their eyes in unison, especially He Ling, who had to misunderstand whether he was going to pull over.

When the fat man saw this, he smiled instead, and even opened his arms to hug He Ling: "Lingling, since they all know, let's not hide it." ”

"You get out of here! What a mess you! ”

But he didn't want to give him another bit of affection, so he directly pushed him away, and then stopped in front of Sun Li: "Wait, Sun Li, you can go, leave Duoduo for me." ”

Well?

Everyone's eyes lit up, this dramatic change seems to be a bit informative!

"What?"

"Lao He, should you give me an explanation?"

The two of them immediately glared angrily at He Ling.

But He Ling didn't care about the two of them at all, and bent down to hug Duoduo: "Duoduo, tell them, what do you call me?" ”

"Uncle He Ling."

I don't know why, that naΓ―ve little head melon that has not yet been polluted, can't imagine how filthy the world of this group of adults is.

"Huh~good!"

He Ling responded with a smile like a fox, and then glanced at the others, especially Guo Dong: "See?" Who said I didn't bring my family? ”

"Teacher He, do you know who I suddenly remembered now?"

Guo Dong rolled his eyes and replied.

"Who?"

"Zhuge Liang!"

Well?

Everyone was puzzled, how could they think of Zhuge Liang at this time?

"Zhuge Liang? What happened to him? ”

He Ling vaguely felt something, and didn't answer, but he couldn't catch other people, for example, Huang Fatzi smiled like an old fox and took the initiative to take the conversation.

Sure enough, Guo Dong pointed at He Ling: "Because I remembered that Zhuge Liang has a famous saying, which is simply tailor-made by Teacher He." ”

Speaking of this, Guo Dong's words paused, and then his voice immediately raised by eight degrees: "I have never seen such a brazen person!" ”

"You have to take care of it, at least I have family? What about yours? ”

Looking at He Ling's look of taking shamelessness as his motto, Guo Dong couldn't bear it, put his finger in his mouth and whistled fiercely, and then pointed at He Ling: "Pull the lamp, trip, and beat this shameless single dog out for me!" ”

Well?

All of them were stunned, and even a few frowned tightly.

This joke was just right, why did it suddenly turn around?

But then, seeing the two figures rushing wildly, all the people let go of their worries, and turned into surprise and exclamation, and at the same time, there were some who were not surprised or screamed, but they rolled their eyes at Guo Dong speechlessly because of these two names.

Especially looking at Guo Dong's way of waving and whistling at the two pandas, it doesn't look like he is calling a panda at all, but like most people calling their own puppy.

With such an unscrupulous owner, these two pandas can only pinch their noses to adapt to this kind of bear life, who made them no longer the mount iron-eating beasts of the ancient demon god Chiyou, but can only make a living by selling cuteness?

"I was wrong, I was wrong, ah~ Guo Dong, let the two of them go down, it's so heavy! I'm crushed to death! ”

At the beginning, seeing two fat men with black and white fur rushing over, He Ling happily put down Duoduo and prepared to play with these two national treasures, but in a blink of an eye, he was knocked to the ground by two national treasures who made a living by selling cuteness, and pounced viciously.

The weight of two or three hundred catties instantly turned He Ling's surprise into despair.

"Teacher He, I'm sorry, I forgot to tell you, in my Peerless General's Mansion, even if I am a giant panda who sells cuteness for a living, I am also an iron-eating beast that can go to the battlefield to tear tigers and leopards alive...... I am a peerless general, and I only have war beasts and no cute pets under my command. ”

Guo Dong smiled and lifted the two fat men from He Ling's body, saving the life of this small body that is famous for all entertainment.

"Yes, yes, yes, you're amazing!"

He Ling gasped twice, feeling that the world was so beautiful, but there was one thing that he couldn't let go: "Why did you give such a bad name to such cute and obedient two national treasures?" ”

Guo Dong pointed to the dark circles under the eyes of the two fat men: "Just ask you if you are black?" Just ask you if it is dark in front of you after pulling the light and tripping? ”

Everyone was speechless, but after a while, they could only reluctantly admit a maddening fact: "...... Black, so black! ”

Not only the eyes are black, not only the name 'black', but the most important thing is the black of Guo Dong's face and heart!

After a bit of laughter, everyone was divided into two teams according to their previous habits, just like Guo Dong just said casually, the family team and the team of the number, five on one side, arranged by God, there is no need to divide it again, as for the captain, due to the unanimous and strong request of the team, Guo Dong became the captain of the team.

Now, it's just a matter of waiting for this captain to change into his clothes and come out with his family.

"Sugar Candy, are you ready?"

A moment later, in a room, Guo Dong had already changed into the clothes he had prepared for today, and walked to Tangtang, who had been waiting for a long time.

"Is it really okay for us to do this?"

Tangtang looked down at the clothes on her body, gorgeous, noble, solemn, exquisite, and atmospheric, which can be said to be the clothes that a woman wants to wear the most in her life, and the best clothes she can wear.

But it was precisely because of this that she hesitated.

Although her hesitation was not just because of the dress.

"What's so bad?"

Guo Dong naturally knew what she was thinking and worried about, so he came over with a smile and took her hand: "Actually, we should have done this a long time ago, but too many things happened later, and some time was delayed." ”

"But they ......"

"No, they will understand."

Before Tangtang's words were finished, he was interrupted by Guo Dong: "From the first time you appeared in Chang'an and appeared in front of me, it was already doomed." ”

Saying this, Guo Dong pushed open the door: "Let's go, they are still waiting for us." ”

Tangtang's eyes were red, and there were faint tears, feeling that all this, everything he had experienced and wronged himself during this time was worth it.

"But wouldn't it be a little too ostentatious for us to dress like this?"

"Of course not, on the contrary, only in this way can you officially announce your existence and irreplaceability to the world."

Under the sun, the two figures held each other's hands and walked farther and farther, vaguely looking at the sun, the clothes worn by the two figures were the legendary twelve chapter patterns, Xuanyi and silk clothes, with the crown of the Son of Heaven, the twelve hanging beads, and the phoenix crown and golden hairpin, and the feather coat and the Xia curtain.

"Oh my God, you just said that Brother Jie and I were exaggerating, you guys are exaggerating, okay!?"

After a while, seeing the figures of the two of them appear, Xie Na was the first to jump up: "Brother Jie and I are at most married, but you two are going to ascend the throne and become emperors!" ”

Xie Na's big words and small feet woke up all the people who saw the two of them wearing the emperor's crown clothes, especially the sugar candy with a phoenix crown, and they were so shocked that they couldn't help themselves with their mouths wide open, and they couldn't help but fall into the shocked crowd. Among them, Yaya and Bei looked at each other slightly, hesitated for a moment, and then immediately got up and left the case and stood up, bowing slightly to Guo Dong and Tangtang with ancient rites and blessings: "Meet Your Majesty and the Queen!" ”

Seeing the appearance of the two of them, everyone thought they were funny, so they followed the mountain behind and shouted long live, but no one thought that the two of them were really calling 'Your Majesty' and 'Niangniang', and vaguely officially recognized, recognized, and accepted the identity and status of Tangtang's 'master of the harem' and 'queen' in front of everyone.

At this time, only the two of them have this qualification, and they must recognize the identity of Tangtang's 'queen' and 'wife'.

Because of the so many women around Guo Dong who are entangled with him and loved him deeply, only the two of them have broken through the final boundary with Guo Dong and have a real relationship and facts.

(End of chapter)