Poor: "I especially want to tease you with earthy love words." ”

Author: "Whatever. ”

（1）

Poor man: "Let's play 123 Wooden people are not allowed to move, right?" ”

Author: "You didn't graduate from kindergarten??? ”

Poor: "......"

Author: "Okay, let's get started." ”

Poor: "123 Wooden man, don't move." ”

Poor: "I'm sorry I lost, I'm moved." ”

Author: "Your heart beats every day, doesn't you lose?" ”

Poor: "......"

I'm sorry I'm not a straight man.

（2）

Poor: "Are we friends?" ”

Author: "No. ”

Poor: "......"

Poor: "Why!?" ”

Author: "You forgot the last time you did your brother? ”

Poor: "Then it's not, you're my girlfriend!" ”

Author: "I'm going to tell the head teacher about your sex/harassment." ”

Poor: "......"

（3）

Poor: "Do you know where the coldest place in the world is?" ”

Author: "Teacher's office? ”

Poor: "......"

Poor: "It's a place without you." ”

Author: "It's true that without me in the office, you'd be very cold and would die miserable." ”

Poor: "......"

（4）

Poor: "I'm sure I'm going to do things nine times out of ten." ”

Author: "Okay yo daddy loves you~"

Poor man: "Actually, I don't have a kiss from you!" ”

Author: "You like other people's saliva so much? Slimy on your face? ”

Poor: "......"

（5）

Poor: "I'm so stupid." ”

Author: "It's great that you've finally recognized this! ”

Poor: "......"

Poor: "Because I can't do anything but like you." ”

Author: "So take your hand off my math homework." ”

Poor: "......"

（6）

Poor man: "Oh my heart hurts! ”

Author: "Then go to the emergency room!" ”

Poor: "Don't you ask me why!?" ”

Author: "Coronary heart disease? ”

Poor: "......"

Poor: "That's because you're lying on the tip of my heart!" ”

Author: "I can't lie down. Think about things with a little brain! ”

Poor: "......"

（7）

Poor: "Do you have a lighter?" ”

Author: "No. But I can go buy one for a dollar. Are you finally willing to blow up the school? ”

Poor: "......"

Poor man: "No, I just wanted to ask how you could have lit my heart without a lighter." ”

Author: "With a flashlight." ”

“……”

（8）

Poor: "Do you read palmistry?" ”

Author: "Yes, I'll see!" ”

When the author saw it, he exclaimed: "Your Yintang is black, something big is going to happen!" ”

Poor: "......"

Poor: "I will too, you show me." ”

Author: "You're sexual/harassing." ”

Poor: "......"

Correct demonstration:

Just grab the hand of the TA!

（9）

Poor: "We'll get married!" ”

Author: "Sex/Molestation/Molestation." ”

Poor: "......"

（10）

Poor man: "Do you know what the difference is between me and Tang Seng?" ”

Author: "Tang Seng is bareheaded, and he looks better than you who are not mainstream." ”

Poor: "......"

（11）

Poor: "Do you know what my shortcomings are?" ”

Author: "There are so many that I can't count them." Are you sure you want me to count them one by one? ”

Poor: "......"

（12）

Poor: "I've been looking for a store." ”

Author: "I know, the almighty love grocery store? *”

Poor: "No, your call. ”

Author: "Okay, I guarantee a ghost call at twelve o'clock at midnight." ”

Poor: "......"

（13）

Poor: "Guess where my heart is?" ”

Author: "You didn't study biology well?" ”

Poor: "......"

Poor: "My heart is on your side." ”

Author: "Then your money is on my side, right?" ”

Poor: "...... Get lost! ”

（14）

Poor: "What time is it?" ”

Author: "There is still half an hour before the end of class, don't be in a hurry. ”

Poor: "......"

Poor: "No, it is the beginning of our happiness!" ”

Author: "No, it's the starting point of my happiness with the bell after class!" ”

Poor: "......"

（15）

Poor man: "Why hasn't my order come yet?" ”

Author: "Then you urge." ”

Poor: "No, that's our future." ”

Author: "But I'm going to jump off the building." ”

Poor: "......"

（16）

Poor man: "Why do you want to hurt me?" ”

Author: "Huh!? You got it!? ”

Poor: "??? ”

Author: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have poured water on the love letter you worked so hard to write for three hours, I shouldn't have told the head teacher that you were a rotten girl, I shouldn't have killed you for a thousand years yesterday, I shouldn't have complained about you in a handbook......"

Poor: "Friends, that's all." ”

（17）

Poor: "I think you're like a game." ”

Author: "I'm not like my world thank you." ”

Poor: "......"

（18）

Poor man: "What comes out of the eyes of a lover?" ”

Author: "Cerumen? (Ear/Fece)"

Poor: "No, it's you." ”

Author: "You in Cerumen? ”

Poor: "......"

（19）

Poor: "Guess what I want to drink?" ”

Author: "The saliva of the head teacher! ”

Poor: "......"

Kill it, that's all.

（20）

Poor: "What do you think I want to eat?" ”

Author: "The homeroom teacher's Givenchy lipstick!" ”

Poor: "......"

Kill it, that's all.

（21）

Poor: "Are you tired?" ”

Author: "Tired. ”

Poor man: "I am indeed tired, and I have been running on my heart for a day." ”

Author: "Then I'll pass the gym!" ”

Poor: "......"

What a brain circuit!

（22）

Poor man: "What zodiac sign do you guess I am?" ”

Author: "Virgo? You're a chick after all. ”

Poor: "......"

Poor: "Tailor-made for you!!" ”

Author: "Well, can I return it?" ”

Poor: "......"

（23）

Poor: "I'm looking for a horse." ”

Author: "Carousel? ”

Poor: "No, your WeChat number!" ”

Author: "My WeChat is scrapped, and I don't have any money. ”

Poor: "......"

（24）

Poor: "Do you know why I catch a cold?" ”

Author: "Didn't cover the quilt at night? ”

Poor: "......"

Poor man: "No, because I have no resistance to you at all!" ”

Author: "The human body does not have three lines of defense???? ”

Poor: "......"

（25）

Poor: "I want to buy a piece of land from you." ”

Author: "There is no land to sell. ”

Poor: "Do you want to sell it!?" ”

Author: "Don't you buy it, give money." ”

Poor: "......"

（26）

Poor: "There's something in your face." ”

Author (calm): "I know, ear and eye droppings. ”

Poor: "......"

Author: "Everybody. ”

Poor: "......"

（27）

Poor: "You are like a relative of mine." ”

Author (horrified): "Then you still like me!" I don't mess around/lun! ”

Poor: "......"

（28）

Poor: "I don't think you're fit for a relationship." ”

Author: "I'm sorry you're a good person, we're not suitable. ”

Poor: "......"

Poor: "You're fit to marry." ”

Author: "It's appropriate for us to be brothers. ”

Poor: "......"

What a stupid thing, let's kill it.

（29）

Poor: "What do you belong to?" ”

Author: "It's not a pig anyway. ”

Poor: "Wrong! You belong to me! ”

Author: "Are you a brute? ”

Poor: "......"

Kill it.