Temporary Alliance
This problem didn't embarrass Zero, and it found out after the holographic projection left by the Kryptonians executed the transfer program. So it sent an eyewave towards Xiao Baoshi - although it was not quite used to this body and its movements were stiff, there was no doubt that it was an eyewave: "Yes, corporal." ”
"So, I want to change all the robots to humanoids, is that possible?" Xiao Baoshi felt so funny when he looked at those egg-shaped robots, so he made this request.
But immediately Zero refused: "I'm sorry, corporal, if you do this, the entire space battleship will have to be rebuilt by more than forty percent, because the maintenance channels and emergency passages, etc., are all set according to the appearance of Kryptonians." The existing energy of the space battleship is not enough to complete the transformation of even a node. ”
"Okay." Xiao Baoshi didn't dwell on it, and even said, "You should listen to the opinions of professionals, so forget it." ”
But then he asked a new question: "What is the nationality of the space battleship?" ”
"Krypton, this is a space battleship built by Krypton's most cutting-edge technology! From every part to the intelligent system, it stands at the pinnacle of the known galaxy! At the mention of this battleship, Zero's face showed a look of pride, "Even the two-headed starmen whose military strength is far superior to Krypton's can only rely on numbers......"
"Now it doesn't belong to Krypton." Xiao Baoshi put down his knife and fork and interrupted Zero's words, "It belongs to Huaxia, you must indicate this in the ownership of the space battleship." Whether anyone sees it or not, yes, every screw in it belongs to Huaxia. You know, I have that right, after all, I own it. ”
"But why are you?
Want to do that? "Zero can't maintain the grace it plays," there is no point in doing so. ”
"If you're not satisfied, you can resign, let me find out your chip, and banish you to space." Xiao Baoshi didn't intend to give in at all, "Yes, you can self-destruct the chip." In short, from now on, this is Huaxia's space battleship, and as the owner of its ownership, I decided this way. ”
Maybe it really can't use the earth's scientific system to judge things in the unknown universe, for example, the space battleship intelligent mastermind zero, as an intelligent mastermind, it actually exudes obvious emotions, of course, maybe it is the program itself, set up in such a situation, it should reveal such dissatisfaction: "You are trying to coerce me, corporal." ”
Zero once again reminded Xiao Baoshi's military rank to highlight his low status on the space battleship.
But Xiao Baoshi, who wiped his mouth clean with a napkin, obviously didn't care: "By the way, I remember, I still have the right to name it, right?" Zero, let's make sure, there's nothing wrong, right? ”
"Yes." Zero was silent for a long time before giving this answer.
Xiao Baoshi asked Liu Yiyi one by one: "Then let's come up with a name?" Why don't you call the city management number? ”
"Dude, you're coming to be funny?" The fat man couldn't help it, and Liu Yiyi covered his mouth and laughed until the flowers and branches trembled.
The fat man made a suggestion: "Regulus! Atmosphere! ”
"Also blow snow in the South Palace, North Xuan, and West Gate!" Xiao Baoshi vetoed the fat man's opinion.
But Liu Yiyi put it up one by one: "Why don't you call it Yanhuang?" "It was unanimously approved by everyone.
Xiao Baoshi said to Zero: "Yan Huang, it's decided!" By the way, originally on the outside of the broadboard, there was the name of this space battleship written on it, right? Very good, I don't care what you do, immediately send a machine to change it for me, the name of the ship is Yanhuang, the country belongs to Huaxia, get it right for me. ”
Angela on the side couldn't help but speak: "The fleet of the two-headed star will not give up the hunt just because the name of the ship has been changed." ”
Zero seemed to find a life-saving straw: "Exactly, corporal, this is a pointless thing other than a declaration of ownership. ”
"I'm just going to declare ownership." Xiao Baoshi seemed very calm, and he didn't feel like he made a decision in a hurry, without any excitement, "Go ahead and do it immediately, by the way, maybe I should change your name, call it Chunmei or Qiu Ju or something?" ”
"It's called Cuihua!" As soon as the fat man heard this, he came over and patted his belly, "In the future, if we want to eat sauerkraut, we will call 'Cuihua, sauerkraut!'" 'How cool? That's it, buddy, listen to the fat man! ”
"Forget it, junior." It was Liu Yiyi who spoke.
She saw Zero's grievances, and finally couldn't bear it.
This is an intelligent brainmind with emotions, and the name Zero must have many special meanings for it.
"Then forget it, listen to Senior Sister." Xiao Baoshi didn't want to get too stiff with Zero, mainly to warn it not to go too far.
After Zero left, Xiao Baoshi proposed to others: "If you want authority, you have to be promoted; To move up the ranks, you have to do tasks. Let's form a team and take care of each other. ”
"You did it?" Angela asked Xiao Baoshi like this, she was asking the latter if she could block Zero's consciousness invasion.
"I don't know, but I don't want you to ally with me now." Xiao Baoshi said this to Angela without care.
"But we don't have enough manpower now, don't laugh at me, I'm just an ordinary freshman student, but I play more basketball, I feel that this is no different from playing ball: let's get together as a team, and after this game, we have to feel that we can't get along, and we will go our own way; If you finish this game together, everyone thinks it's okay, then find a food stall to play together, and make an appointment to play next time. ”
Angela was completely stunned, not knowing what logic this was.
However, she still nodded subconsciously, acquiescing to Xiao Baoshi's statement.
"Pick a captain! Someone has to call the shots. The fat man said to the side chief.
Xiao Baoshi listened and said, "Then I'll come." ”
"Why are you here?"
"Do you want to be the captain of the Gila side?"
The fat man didn't agree when he heard it: "No, it's not my race, its heart will be punished, and the fat man can't believe her!" ”
Liu Yiyi also nodded in agreement, and Xiao Baoshi shrugged: "Do you want senior sister to come?" ”
"They don't have the right to team up with me other than you." Angela expressed her opinion directly.
Liu Yiyi also said: "People don't listen to the command of this disgusting fat man. ”
"Then it's just me." Xiao Baoshi stretched out his hand to the fat man, who hung his head helplessly.
Xiao Baoshi said to the others: "In this way, let's talk about our own strengths, and arrange who is the scorer and who is the big forward." Oh, no, it's not basketball, that's what it means, who's going to come first? ”
"Fat man comes first!" The fat man slapped the table, touched his huge belly, and said proudly, "The fat man is a medical graduate student!" Awesome, right? I have worked in a tertiary hospital for a year! Genuine surgeon! ”
Xiao Baoshi looked him up and down: "It's not, right?" ”
"It's like a fake!"
"Okay then, you're the team doctor." Xiao Baoshi patted the fat man on the shoulder and said to him, "It's milk, understand?" Angela is MT and you are the milk. ”
The fat man was not happy: "The fat man is telling you how familiar you are with the deconstruction of the human body!" Brother wants to be the Hannibal in "The Silence of the Lambs"! ”
"Shut up! Where is the dream of dominating the universe? Xiao Baoshi had no choice but to sacrifice a tight spell, which worked, and the fat man finally stopped. So Xiao Baoshi asked Liu Yiyi one by one, "Senior sister, tell me what you are good at, you are good." ”
"My father was the coach of the Sanda team." Liu Yiyi hesitated for a moment, and finally said his specialty, "Maybe, maybe I have a little dabbling in firearms, the provincial shooting team has looked for me, and Yenching University has also looked for me, they have seen my target list in the shooting association and want to recruit me in." But I refused. ”
Xiao Baoshi felt that his jaw was about to fall to the ground, and the role that the provincial shooting team and Yenching University wanted to recruit was called "slightly dabbling"?
"Senior sister, according to you, you have to win the Olympic championship to understand the gun?" Xiao Baoshi smiled bitterly.
The fat man also said on the side: "Test, isn't this called modesty?" Girl, according to that, no
D's girls have to call the airport? He also pinched the tone and pretended to be a female voice, "People don't develop well, and they will grow in the future!" Ahh The last scream was Liu Yiyi, who was angry, and threw it out directly with an over-the-shoulder fall.
"I don't like these rude things." Liu Yiyi showed a helpless look, and she said to Xiao Baoshi, "I like poetry and music. I like to walk on the beach by the sea and watch the morning sun rise from the sky and the sea; I'd rather hold on to my sorrows, and sing aloud on the top of the mountain......"
"Anyway, it's definitely not those cold guns or fighting around."
The fat man rubbed his ass and came over, and asked flatteringly, "Niu, then you must be singing very well, right?" ”
Xiao Baoshi stretched out his hand to push the fat man away: "Are you annoyed?" Let's get down to business! ”
But when it came to singing, Liu Yiyi's eyes lit up, and he nodded a little shyly: "That's what I'm good at." You must know that the shooting team and the university special recruitment are just "slightly dabbling" descriptions, so what she said "relatively good", this gold content can be imagined.
At this time, Angela called Xiao Baoshi to the side and asked carefully: "What kind of level is this special move?" ”
Xiao Baoshi scratched his head, said as he understood, and then said: "I'm afraid that I have the strength to compete for medals in the World University Games, otherwise, it is unlikely that Yenching University will put down his body like this; Coupled with the special recruitment of the provincial shooting team, at least it should be able to get the ranking in the national games. Our country has more than a billion people. ”
Angela listened and nodded.
At this time, Liu Yiyi, under the encouragement of the fat man, finally agreed to sing two sentences. Fat don't look at fat, I'm afraid that I have learned to play a drum kit before, put a few saucers away, and knock it with a knife and fork, this beat is still very emotional.
So Liu Yiyi spoke: "There is no slightest precaution, and there is no trace of concern......
Before she could sing the second line, the fat man accidentally cracked a plate, and then threw down the knife and fork: "Niu, the fat man is wrong!" ”
Xiao Baoshi also ran over and gave her a long look: "Senior sister, senior brother has offended a lot before, you have a lot of adults, let me go!" If not, can you give it a good time? Don't bring such a torturous thing! ”
The fat man shook his head and walked over and said to Liu Yiyi: "Niu, don't you call this out of tune, do you know?" You're calling it recomposing! ”
Then the fat man was silent, because Liu Yiyi, who loves poetry and music, and hates fighting the most, directly beat the fat man in the air for a short time with a backhand hook, followed by a knee hit, and then a backspin kick that kicked the fat man weighing hundreds of pounds several meters away - in fact, when the hook accurately hit the fat man's chin, he had fainted.
"If you don't sing it, you want people to sing it, it's not a good thing to be fat." After Liu Yiyi finished finishing work one by one, he shrank behind Xiao Baoshi, looking like a frightened weak woman, as if she was worried about the fat man's revenge, and even said to Xiao Baoshi, "Senior brother, you have learned badly from that fat man, this is not good." ”
Xiao Baoshi looked at the fat man who had fainted there and hadn't gotten up yet, glanced back at Liu Yiyi, and nodded desperately: "Senior sister is so right, I will stay away from the fat man in the future!" But the fat man is not guilty of death, let's rescue it! ”
When Xiao Baoshi was looking for water on the dining table to wake up the fat man, Angela nodded and said to Xiao Baoshi: "Yes, if she can break through the bottleneck of strength, there should be a better development; If she's as good at firearms as she is, then maybe we have a ready-made mission. ”
After the fat man was woken up, he touched his chin, and the pain made him look at Liu Yiyi, but he didn't dare to say more, and then Angela's words asked, "What task?" Then he pushed Xiao Baoshi again, "Fuck, why don't you ignore me?" You're the captain, you ask! Otherwise, what do you want you to do as a captain? ”
Xiao Baoshi could only smile bitterly and motioned Angela to continue.
"Actually, on this space battleship, in addition to me, there are still living two-headed starmen lurking." Angela whispered to Xiao Baoshi, she pointed at Liu Yiyi, "If her shooting level can really be used as a sniper, then I will be the assaulter, you and the fat man will contain other opponents as much as possible, and she will carry out the fatal blow, it is not without a chance of winning." ”
"And it must be a task that the intelligent master cannot refuse."
As soon as the words fell, the knock of the high heels sounded, accompanied by a naturally zero voice: "Of course, clearing out the remnants of the enemy is a task that must be performed. However, as a prisoner of war, it is impossible for you to join the battle, unless you get the status of a marine, you must follow the rules of the prisoner of war, otherwise the system will be regarded as a prisoner of war riot and directly destroyed. ”
It even said to Xiao Baoshi: "This belongs to the administrative category of space battleships, and it is not necessary to be recognized by the owner of the battleship, corporal." ”
Xiao Baoshi spread out his hands and said helplessly: "Isn't it just a change of method to kill us?" ”
"No, I'm just an intelligent mastermind, and all actions are strictly executed according to the program. If you need it, you can consult the Level 5 Agreement, 590A02, Section 472, which clearly states that it is a task that the Marine Corps must perform to clear the ship of invading enemies. Anyone who refuses to carry out this task is regarded as a rebellion and will be killed! There is no exemption for the owner of the battleship. ”
"We don't have the equipment." Xiao Baoshi calmly put forward a rebuttal and went straight to the root, "I believe that no matter what planet it is, no matter what planet it is, any formed regular army will not let unarmed soldiers face a heavily armed enemy." ”
Zero's face swept away the decadence and frustration just now, and even smiled: "So, I will provide you with equipment." Rest assured, it's not the equipment used by the Kryptonians. Definitely the assembly you are suitable for, and will send a twenty-man robot team to assist them, they will absolutely obey your orders, corporal, anything else? ”
Xiao Baoshi smelled danger and death in it.
But it was clear that Zero had blocked all their retreats.
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