Chapter 49: Liu Kui is missing

The two platoons of special forces soldiers who had protected Wang Yueyue practiced their new weapons very seriously, so that they could fit well with the weapons and play a role in the future war to protect the base.

Zhan Xiaogui's family greeted the special forces.

The captain of the special forces had seen them in Liu Kui's base before, so he didn't feel surprised or anything when he faced the giant. After all, this world is too crazy to do all kinds of weird things.

Under Wang Yueyue's careful care, Xiaolongnu began to be able to speak, and no longer communicated with Wang Yueyue "humming".

"Pregnant women! Can you remember the past? Wang Yueyue slapped the little butt of the fragrant pig and said.

Xiangzhu suddenly tightened her chrysanthemum and tail: "Your uncle is light!" Of course you can remember! In the future, if you shoot like this silently, don't blame me for biting you, I'll tell you! You're going to scare people to death! ”

"Okay sister, I was wrong!"

The intelligent crystallization detector and the crystallization refining and upgrading machine are really useful, and it is really gratifying to be able to make the fragrant pig speak in such a short time.

"Hey! Miss Dragon Girl sings a song for the sake of me feeding you feed every day, cleaning the pen for you, and shoveling pig manure? Wang Yueyue said slightly coquettishly.

"Sing one, sing one......" Zhan Xiaogui's family coaxed.

Xiangzhu craned his neck and hesitated for a few seconds: "Don't sing!" If you don't sing, you don't sing! With that, he jumped around and went to play.

"Hey, hey, hey! I wish you to become refined and cultivate into a human form soon! Zhan Xiaogui joked.

On the side of the Hell Spider Emperor, Liu Kui's assistant and the zombie language translator began to gradually become popular in the Spider Army.

The Hell Spider Emperor especially likes Assistant Liu Kui's bald head and sissy cannon and super sour, the more pungent the taste, the more they like it.

Liu Kui's assistant's smell smelled as lovely as perfume in the Hell Spider Emperor. This is thanks to the last time I didn't adapt to the water and soil, and pulled the crotch of my pants!

As the taste in the crotch grew more and more, the Spider Legion didn't go around plundering much during this time, but surrounded Liu Kui's assistant and the zombie translator like flies, asking them to tell stories about humans.

They are curious and ask, "Which part of the human body tastes better?" What kind of cooking method is more nutritious for human beings? Is it possible to make up for what you eat? Is it possible to nourish the kidneys with a human whip? ”

Assistant Liu Kui couldn't help but shudder in his heart when he heard the Spider Legion ask, and muttered to himself: This can't be nonsense, if you can't make this group of guys, you have to eat yourself.

"Humans are the most unpalatable and highly poisonous! Any animal in the last days is a hundred times better and more nutritious than humans! Zombies are much better than humans......" Assistant Liu Kui glanced at the zombie language translator beside him.

A group of spider soldiers surrounded them, eager to stretch their tentacles to the zombie language translator.

The Hell Spider Emperor's expression was solemn and solemn: "What should you all do or what you should do, don't disturb the rest of our two masters!" ”

The spider soldiers dispersed immediately.

The Hell Spider Emperor walked over and sat between Liu Kui's assistant and the zombie language translator: "Tell me about you humans!" ”

The zombie translator interjected: "Let me tell you about our zombies?" "The zombie translator moistened his throat and prepared for a speech.

"Zombies later! Today I want to hear about humanity! "The Hell Spider Emperor looks like a king who eats scales and has an iron heart.

The usual style of the Hell Spider Emperor is that before destroying a civilization of a large or small nature, he must take the initiative to understand the culture, customs, and humanity of that civilization.

Assistant Liu Kui looked at the Hell Spider Emperor's determined appearance and expression, and his heart was in a mess, and he didn't know where to start talking about human civilization: "This, this human civilization, hey!" So, today I'll talk about my experience of watching movies a lot when I was a child, right? ”

The Hell Spider Emperor nodded.

Assistant Liu Kui breathed a long sigh of relief, moistened his throat, and his hanging heart finally landed: "I was the most naughty when I was a child, not as well-behaved and so sissy as I am now!" I remember when I was a child in elementary school, I loved to bully female classmates, and the boys in my class and I often prepared a thick stick, and they would inadvertently poke a stick into their crotch, which is called "smashing insurance" in the jargon. Find a little girl who is serious about reading! ”

"When I was in junior high school, it was no longer popular to make insurance, but everyone met in groups to watch the film. At that time, I liked to watch *** movies the most, it was really a sour ......"

"When I was in high school, I watched movies occasionally, and I spent more time in early love, and I spent a small part of my time fighting, and I didn't have time to study......"

The Hell Spider Emperor began to take a nap, and Assistant Liu Kui watched the two of them take a nap, and he couldn't help but yawn as if he was very sleepy.

Then they fell asleep.

The captain of the special forces who was practicing new weapons in the open space next to Liu Kui's base suddenly realized that Liu Kui had not appeared for a long time, and ran over to report with the professional sensitivity of a soldier and the attitude of the person in charge: "Have you seen Liu Kui?" ”

"Didn't see it! What's wrong? Wang Yueyue was puzzled.

"We didn't even see it! We didn't see it for hours! Has anyone seen Liu Kui? The special forces captain confirmed and asked the special forces team members.

The unanimous answer was, "No!" ”

"Zhan Xiaogui, you are relatively tall, can you see if there is Liu Kui around?" Wang Yueyue said to Zhan Xiaogui.

"Good captain! I asked my daughter-in-law to climb to the top of that hill and take a good look around! ”

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"It's not going to be captured by aliens, is it?" A relatively young special forces soldier whispered.

When the special forces captain heard it, he really made some sense, when they were practicing their new weapons, they saw a lot of strange and dazzling frisbees, could it really be aliens?

"I didn't see anyone! There is not a single figure within a radius of hundreds of kilometers! Zhan Xiaogui and his daughter-in-law said at the same time.

"Was he captured by aliens? We've seen a lot of dazzling and spinning butterflies while practicing new weapons! The captain of the special forces said seriously.

"I saw it too! Just behind that hill in front and there are a lot of them! Although they have been hovering behind and over the mountain, I wonder if they finally landed? After circling for a while, it disappeared! Wang Yueyue said.

"They were spinning around and were surrounded by dust and mist, and we couldn't tell if they had landed or flown somewhere else!"

"Let's look elsewhere in the base, maybe we'll find it?"

Wang Yueyue and the special forces went to the base in groups of two or three to look for people.

Zhan Xiaogui and Lili were too tall to stay outside the base to watch the wind.

The fourth door on the ground floor of the base opens this crack that only one person can pass through.

"How many floors does this base have? Why is this suddenly an extra negative number of underground floors? Someone has been in this door! ”