Wu Guo graduated from 985 University, majoring in computer science, and was directly hired by a domestic Internet giant company after graduation.

In order to strengthen Internet management and supervision, the company has increased human, material and financial resources, expanded the company's internal self-inspection personnel, and conducted self-examination and self-examination of the company's Internet products.

Wu Guo is one of these self-inspection and monitoring personnel, and he is also the main person in charge.

Wu Guo and others worked overtime day and night to expand the supervision sector and implement all-round self-inspection without dead ends.

Wu Guo is responsible for the company's real-time social platform, real-time communication social products.

However, recently, there have been many strange exchange groups, and Wu Guo feels particularly speechless.

Just looking at their group names and group nicknames, I feel that they are either sick or too deep into the play.

The Emperor Exchange Group.

Xiuzhen chat group.

Monster chat group.

Underground chat group.

Generals chat group

Strategist chat group.

There is even an emperor chat group.

There are only those you can't think of, and there is no group name that almighty netizens can't come up with.

Not only are the names of the group strange, but even the names of the group members and the content of their chats are also extremely strange.

For example, the following emperor exchange group has 422 members.

Qin Shi Huang:, has my Great Qin been passed down for 421 generations?

Han Gaozu Liu Bang: Please read the surname clearly before speaking!

Qin Shi Huang: Which one are you?

Liu Bang: After the Qin Dynasty, you will be my Han Dynasty, and those who win the hearts of the people will win the world, you know.

Qin Shi Huang: Traitor!

Liu:......

Hu Hai: Father!

Qin Shi Huang: Hu Hai, why are you in this group? Where's your brother Fusu?

Tang Taizong: His brother committed suicide, Hu Hai and Zhao Gao forged your edict to give death to Fusu, and your family was passed down for two generations......

Qin Shi Huang: @胡亥, you bastard, you're mad at me (blood-vomiting expression. ）

Hu Hai: Father, if you listen to my explanation, it was Zhao Gao who instigated me. @秦始皇

Qin Shi Huang: Get out, I don't have a son like you.

Cao Cao: Sorry, excuse me, why am I in this group?

Cao Pi: Dad, I brought you into the group. After Liu Xiechan gave it to me, I posthumously named you Emperor Wu of Wei!

Cao Cao: Oh, I see. Well? Discover an old acquaintance. @司马懿.

Sima Yi:, how are you?

Cao Cao: ......

Qin Shi Huang: This unlucky name......

Hu Hai: That's an unlucky name......

Liu Bang: That's an unlucky name......

Li Shimin: This is an unlucky name......

Sima Yi: Just now in the group of strategists, Kong Ming and Zhou Yu's two puppets ignored me and sent me a contemptuous expression, because they were inferior to me and jealous of me!

Cao Cao: Zhong Da, don't be angry, they don't care about you, I'll take care of you, we're in a group. Wait a minute! Something seems wrong?

After three seconds......

Cao Cao: Explain to me, why are you in this group?

Sima Yi: Boss, listen to me, when I was alive, I didn't do anything! I am innocent.

Liu Xie: @曹操丞相, he is as innocent as you! Heaven is a good reincarnation, who does the sky forgive?

Cao Cao: @司马懿 (Expression of disdain.) ）

Sima Yi: Fuck, how is your family?

Cao Cao: ......

Qin Shi Huang: This unlucky name......

Hu Hai: That's an unlucky name......

Liu Bang: That's an unlucky name......

Li Shimin: This is an unlucky name......

Liu Xie: That's an unlucky name......

Liu Bang: @刘协你个丢人现眼的东西, shut up! I have been in the Han Dynasty for 400 years, and it will be broken in your hands! You quit the group for me, I don't want to see you......

Liu Xie: Ancestor, I'm wronged (crying expression).

Wu Zetian: Husband~~@李世民

Li Shimin: Martial arts? How did you end up here?

Li Zhi: Wife, you should call him father-in-law. @武则天

Li Shimin: Zhi'er, what's going on? You make it clear to me.

Li Zhi: Father, let me talk to you privately.

Cao Cao: This is a mess......

Qin Shi Huang: This is a mess......

Hu Hai: This is a mess......

Liu Bang: This is a mess......

Liu Xie: This is a mess......

Liu Chan: Huh! There are even women? Little sister, give one to the uncle. @武则天

Liu Bang: Liu Chan? Another useless guy, get out of Lao Tzu and grab women with Lao Tzu? @武则天小姐姐, can you dance?

Cao Cao: Little sister, let's talk about it. @武则天

Group reminder: Wu Zetian withdrew from the group chat 'Emperor Exchange Group'.

Liu Chan: Yo, I was scared away by you, it's a lot of fun now, I think it's better to change the name of the group to Monk Group.

Liu Bei: Bastard, shut up! Guys, I'm sorry, maybe I smashed his brain stupidly.

Wu Guo looked at this and wanted to laugh, but these people pretended to be ancient emperors, pretending to be fart here, and did not violate relevant laws and regulations, Wu Guo naturally would not touch them, he continued to hide invisibly, silently watching them pretending to be forced.

But for those groups who have repeatedly refused to change, and even dared to openly threaten and warn, Wu Guo will not be soft, such as the following group of Ludao in the exchange group of the underworld.

The heron island of the prefecture exchange group is divided into groups, with 500 members.

King Yama: How's the birth rate going this month?

Reincarnation Division: King Yuyama, although the Yang Realm has liberalized the policy of having more children, it has had little effect, and the birth rate has not increased significantly last month.

King Yama: Worried, Master Cui, have you come up with a countermeasure?

Judge Cui: Your Majesty, we can do something to make them double or three, or even ten, and when the time comes, they will give birth to ten, and they won't be able to rely on it if they want to.

King Yama: Zan, that's it. And what about mortality this month?

Reincarnation Division: (sweating expression) The aging of the population has further intensified, and although the level of medical care is developed and the average age of the population has increased, cancer is prevalent and the mortality rate is still increasing.

King Yama:, how is this good? The birth rate and mortality rate are far from proportional, and the ghosts of death are piled up in the underworld, waiting to be reincarnated, but these marriageable and productive families do not give birth.

Everyone didn't dare to say anything, and the whole group fell silent in an instant.

Judge Cui: My lord, I still have a plan.

King Yama: Tell me quickly, it's only you who speaks now, I love to hear it.

Judge Cui: When people in the world have a birthday, don't they like people to wish him a long and healthy life, and his wishes come true? Then let's do something to make them healthy and long-lived, and their wishes come true.

King Yama: How?

Judge Cui: This method is called blossoming everywhere, benefiting all sentient beings, and quantitative easing......

King Yama: Speak human words!

Judge Cui: Yes, revise the life and death book, and add three to five hundred years of yang longevity to each person, so that there will not be so many ghosts coming down.

King Yama: This is poisonous...... But I like it, okay, that's it, but it's obviously not appropriate to add three or five hundred years, let's add a hundred years.

Judge Cui: Obey! King, in addition, the people in the yang world now no matter what 520, Dragon Boat Festival, June Day, or Christmas, Qixi Festival, Mid-Autumn Festival or what white and red Valentine's Day has become the opening festival, the most annoying thing is that they only bloom and do not bear fruit, and there is no promotion of productivity at all, so we have to do something?

King Yama: Strategist, you're in a hurry to kill me, and if you have anything to say, you can finish it in one go.

Judge Cui: (Zhia) Zha (Te Ao) set!

King Yama: Poison, you are poisonous! You're in charge! (snickering)

Judge Cui: Yes! Bai Wuchang, you take five hundred old ghosts to major supermarkets, shops, and hotels to set up, pay attention, don't leave any clues, otherwise they won't use it.

Bai Wuchang: Yes, Strategist.

King Yama: Well, okay, now my mood is much smoother, the military advisor is indeed a military advisor, there are so many ways.

Reincarnation Division: The king is wise, and the military advisor is wise.

Soul Hook Division: The king is wise, and the military advisor is wise

Niu Tou: The king is wise, and the military advisor is wise

Ma Mian: The king is wise, and the military advisor is wise

…… Just as a bunch of people lined up to keep the formation and shoot the horses.

Wu Guo issued a warning.

Warning: Harmonious society, civilized Internet access. The above chat content and pictures of this group have been screenshotted as evidence, and a warning is hereby issued, if it is found again, the group will be banned, and if it is illegal, the group owner and relevant group members will be investigated for criminal responsibility.

Bullhead: Damn, what the hell is this?

Ma Mian: Which imp is so skinny? Sneakier than us......

Soul Hook Division: Which one is not long-eyed, the king is angry, and he is still coming to block it, isn't this the old birthday star hanging himself, looking for death?

Bullhead: Who the hell is it? Come out!

Ma Mian: Is it a human or a ghost? It's the ghost who goes directly to the oil pot. If it is a human being, he will directly pull down the underworld, not only pull him, but also pull his whole family together, and after pulling it, he will directly go to the eighteen layers of hell, and all kinds of torture will be repeated (kitchen knives).

Bai Wuchang: You rob our brother of his job, and it is our errand to pull people.

Black Impermanence: Yes, don't rob it! (angry expression)

Pop-up message: This group has been permanently banned.

Wu Guo scolded at the screen: "A group of fools, they are still hard with Lao Tzu, sealing you is a matter of minutes, you rebuild a thousand and ten thousand groups, I will do it." ”