Chapter 023: Drug Testing
Maybe they are in the same dimension at all, but it is normal for monks who live in seclusion in such and such a cave and in such and such a Taoist temple to use a courier.
Wu Guo didn't think much about it, took the courier and went upstairs and went back to the office.
"It doesn't matter if you want it, the phone spontaneously combusted just now, did it hurt?" As soon as he entered the door, Bai Fang asked out loud: "You are really, such a big thing as the spontaneous combustion of the mobile phone, it is completely inappropriate, and you went downstairs to get the courier, your heart is really big." ”
"It didn't burn, but the phone burned." Wu Guo shrugged and said.
"It's okay if people are fine, I've already contacted the Apple distributor, they'll send someone over now, this matter is not over with them, I'll negotiate with them, you don't care."
"yes, got it." Wu Guo looked at Bai Fang, she still cared about herself, first as a woman, and then as a leader.
He thought about the two pills in his hand, if they were really as good as Wuji Medicine King said, then they should be given to the people he cared about the most, including his parents and Bai Fang in front of him.
But this elixir has not been tested by him, and it is absolutely impossible for them to eat.
No, I'll have to find a target to try it out first!
Xiaoxu? Xiao Xu is injured now, if this medicine is really effective, it can cure Xiao Xu.
But then I thought about it, the Wuji Medicine King had a black history, and he had poisoned and injured many people, so these pills may not be credible.
I still can't find someone to test it, and if someone dies, it will be a lawsuit.
So Wu Guo dispelled this idea, if he wanted to try the medicine, he had to find other animals to try it.
Hey!
A target was instantly locked by Wu Guo.
Old dog!
The old dog in the family was raised by Wu Guo's grandfather, but a few years ago, Wu Guo's grandfather passed away, and the old dog followed his parents.
The lifespan of a dog is rarely more than twenty years old, and at this time the old dog is already in his teens, which is equivalent to the age of sixty or seventy years old for humans, and it is also the twilight of the sun.
Let's use it as a medicine, if it works, it will not only improve its physique, but also extend its lifespan.
Then if it fails, let it go to accompany grandpa.
"What are you thinking? So distracted? Bai Fang spoke, and Wu Guo came back to his senses, but saw Bai Fang staring at the wooden box in Wu Guo's hand and asked, "What did you buy?" ”
"Oh, no, the Chinese medicine pill that my neighbor asked me to buy." Wu Guo came easily.
"Oh." Bai Fang didn't ask much.
"Tomorrow weekend, I'm going home, will you go back with me?" Wu Guo turned his head and asked Bai Fang.
"Huh?" Bai Fang was a little surprised, but a smile still appeared on her face, and she said, "It's not good to see your parents so soon, isn't it too fast?" ”
"Uh." Wu Guo looked at him, thought for a while, and said: "If you think it's too fast, you can not tell them first, you are still our leader, and it is normal for the leader to go home." ”
"I'll see it." Bai Fang nodded solemnly, and then asked, "Then what gifts do I have to buy for your parents?" Oops, why so suddenly! I'm scared to death. ”
Wu Guo looked at Bai Fang in surprise, is a woman so troublesome?
Can't you buy it? Why don't you just buy some fruit? How can you get so upset?
"You don't have to buy it, or I'll arrange it myself, you don't have to worry about it."
"How can that work?" Bai Fang thought for a while and said, "After work in the evening, let's go shopping and buy them something, I don't dare to go to your house empty-handed." ”
"Okay." Wu Guo had no choice but to follow her.
But also, if he went to Bai Fang's house, he would definitely have to prepare carefully.
That night, Bai Fang prepared a gift for each of the two elders, and bought a pound of Tieguanyin tea for Wu Guo's father, which cost 3,000 yuan per catty.
She bought a bag for Wu Guo's mother, and according to Bai Fang, there is no woman who doesn't like bags......
But Wu Guo knows that his mother rarely carries a bag, but Bai Fang wants to buy it, so let her be.
Wu Guo's home is in Haicang, which used to be a small fishing village, but after the renovation of the new village, it became an urban village, and his house is a three-story house with good decoration.
That night, Wu Guo called his parents in advance, saying that the department manager was coming to the house and asked them to prepare a little.
As soon as the second elder heard that the leader was coming, he was particularly attentive, and it is said that he was busy with the hygiene of the night, cleaned all three floors, and prepared for the inspection of the 'leader'.
Early on Saturday morning, Wu Guo drove Bai Fang's car into the village, and the car stopped in front of his house.
The second elder was already waiting at the door, and when he saw the car coming, he hurriedly greeted him.
Bai Fang got out of the car, hurriedly laughed, and greeted: "Hello uncle and aunt, I took the liberty to come here today and cause you trouble." ”
"Oh, what's the welcome! You are the leader of Wu Guo, and Wu Guo has been thanks to your help and care all these years! Come on, come on, hurry in. The second elder hurriedly greeted Bai Fang inside.
Wu Guo brought up large and small gifts from the car, and he saw that the three of them were so polite, and they were all embarrassed.
He hurriedly said out loud: "Parents, you don't have to be like this, Bai Fang is a guest at our house, you don't treat her as a leader, treat her as an ordinary colleague, otherwise she will feel very uncomfortable." ”
"Yes, yes, yes." Bai Fang hurriedly agreed.
"Mom and Dad, this is a gift that Bai Fang bought for you, I asked her not to buy it, she also picked the most expensive one." Wu Guo gestured for the gift in his hand.
"A little meaning, talk about your heart."
"Oh, I'll come here, what kind of gifts do I want to buy." Wu Guo's mother seemed to see the clues, and she was still very pleasing to the eye, so she took the initiative to take Bai Fang's hand and said, "Come, follow Auntie into the house." ”
After the two women entered the door, Wu Guo's father looked at Wu Guo inexplicably: "What's the situation?" Leaders come to our house to give gifts? Shouldn't it be us who give gifts to leaders? ”
"Alas, Dad, people are guests, and it's not normal for guests to come to the house and give some gifts to the host's family? No one is embarrassed to come to the door empty-handed, is there? ”
"Oh, that's right." Wu Guo's father nodded innocently, took the gift bags from Wu Guo's hands, and then turned around and entered the door.
Wu Guo looked at the black dog at the door who had been wagging his tail at him, but he looked a little old.
"Blacknose, are you okay?" Wu Guo reached out and touched its head, it stuck out its tongue and kept licking Wu Guo's hand.
Wu Guo squatted down, quietly took out the medicine bottle, poured out a marrow washing pill, and a biochemical pill came out and put it in the palm of his hand.
Then he said to the old dog in front of him: "Black nose, I have two pills here, maybe it will be useful for you, if you succeed, you will become younger, you can live longer, you can accompany us longer, but there is also the possibility of failure, in case of failure, you may die." ”
The black nose looked at Wu Guo with blue eyes, maintaining a posture of raising his head.
Wu Guo took a deep breath and said, "In case you die, I will do my best to reincarnate you as a human being, and you don't have to be reincarnated in the beast path anymore, believe me!" ”
As soon as he finished speaking, Hei Na stretched out his tongue as if he understood, rolled the two pills in Wu Guo's palm into his mouth, and swallowed them.
Then he turned his head and entered the kennel without looking back.
At this scene in front of him, Wu Guo was a little sour, did the old dog understand? I ate it without hesitation?
He even regretted trying this medicine with an old dog?
"Wu Guo, what are you doing? Hurry in and make tea. His father's shouts came from the house.