Chapter 30: Corpses

That voice is Li Huanhuan's, I am so impressed! I also "abused" her in my dream......

But I heard my own voice come from me: "The ones you see downstairs are just for the copper-smelling merchants, and the ..... upstairs It's the treasure of my second uncle's collection! ”

"Oh my God! It's incredible, your second uncle's family has so many good things...... Are these paintings genuine? Li Huanwan asked in surprise.

Fake Jiang Xiaoyu said with a smile: "Naturally, since the second uncle is collected in the Treasure Pavilion, how can it be a fake?" Nothing here can be measured in terms of money. ”

"Lan Tingxu? Oh, my God! Oh, my God! How can it be? ...... Lan Tingxu in your house? Xiaoyu, isn't this thing already ......" Li Huanwan was shocked and already stammered.

"Shhhh This is a national treasure, don't call it so loudly, if people hear it, it's terrible, cough...... This second floor is the forbidden place of the second uncle, and it is precisely because he went abroad that I secretly brought you in," fake Jiang Xiaoyu sighed.

"I... I only heard that this thing was originally in the tomb of Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, and was stolen by Wen Tao at the end of the Tang Dynasty, and then it was lost among the people, and there was no news...... It's actually in your second uncle's treasure cabinet? Li Huanwan was completely stupid.

"Huh!" Fake Jiang Xiaoyu looked very proud, and said: "There is nothing that my second uncle can't get, you can come and see this mermaid again, this is a real mermaid......

He was bragging, and I was in the coffin with a confused head, "Orchid Pavilion Preface"? What are you bragging? I know that the second uncle is powerful, but he will never get "Lanting Preface", it's not that I look down on him, if he can have "Lanting Preface", I can be the president of the United States!

It is estimated that there are two possibilities, first, this fake Jiang Xiaoyu has a white-haired demon feather, and the goblins will change, everything in the house that Li Huanhuan sees now is the result of the change of fake Jiang Xiaoyu, what is in this house? Just two big coffins!

"I've heard that using the oil refined by the mermaids as fuel can be used as an everlasting lamp, and it won't be extinguished for 10,000 years, is that it? It's ugly! Li Huanwan said in surprise.

"That's right!" Jiang Xiaoyu said: "That's what it's talking about, the so-called rumors are also true, you see that there is no oil in this lamp, it has been burning since 2004 until now." ”

"Really!"

"Then there can be a fake, when the second uncle brought me here for the first time, I didn't believe it, I wondered... Light energy and heat energy are both energy, energy is conserved, and it is impossible to waste it indefinitely, but the reality is that these lamps are burning all the time," said Jiang Xiaoyu.

"Good girl, Xiaoyu, you really opened my eyes today, this sword is so strange, is there anything to say?" Li Huanwan asked curiously.

"Be careful, don't dare to move!" Fake Jiang Xiaoyu said nervously, and then Li Huanwan's sigh came.

"This dagger is an artifact of the Western Zhou Dynasty!" Fake Jiang Xiaoyu said.

"The artifact of the Western Zhou?" Li Huanwan gasped.

"Not bad! When King Mu was in power, a meteorite fell from the sky, and the Son of Heaven ordered someone to make it into a sword, thinking that Mu Tianzi's sword, this sword is a heavenly thing, with the evil aura of ghosts and gods, and ordinary people will be repulsed when they touch it......." Fake Jiang Xiaoyu explained.

"Oh..... But, Xiaoyu, I've heard... Iron smelting began at the end of the Spring and Autumn Period and the beginning of the Warring States Period, and at that time, the Korean alchemy was the most exquisite, and it was precisely because of its advanced iron casting technology that it could stand among the heroes...... Even if meteorite iron fell from the sky, Mu Tianzi of the Western Zhou Dynasty had the intention to refine it, and the blast furnace technology at that time had not been born, how could this sword be refined? Li Huanwan was puzzled.

As soon as I heard Li Huanhuan say this, Fake Jiang Xiaoyu didn't speak for a long time, and I was secretly funny, although I am also a college student, but I can't compare with her, people are from Peking University, and they beat me for a hundred streets, this corpse and dirty soul doesn't learn anything, even if I have the memory blessing of me and my second uncle, there is still no one Li Huanhuan is educated, it's okay now, pretending to be forced to make a big deal......

"This.... Uh-uh, it's actually very easy to explain," Fake Jiang Xiaoyu coughed lightly and said: "It's like the crystal skull found in Mexico, although the production technology at that time was not enough to process such a perfect crystal skeleton, but it can be ground with sand, as long as the kung fu is deep, the iron pestle is sharpened into a needle!" Although this object was meteoric iron, and the processing level at that time was also low, it was polished on the original basis, and if it took a long time, it could also be processed into a sword. ”

"In addition, this meteorite also contains other elements, which are equivalent to alloys, which strengthen its hardness and toughness," Jiang Xiaoyu explained.

Li Huanwan laughed "poof" and didn't make any response, I was thinking, people must be laughing at the ignorance of the corpse, the knowledge of the two is not on the same level, and sometimes it is really impossible to communicate in depth.

I sighed and sighed, and said in my heart..... This fake Jiang Xiaoyu's trick of picking up girls is only relying on getting rich, and there is no technical content, but ...... He has both the memories of me and my second uncle, and I think that the second uncle is also a rookie, if I were Li Huanhuan, I would definitely not be able to look down on this dirt bun!

The two chatted while walking around the room, fake Jiang Xiaoyu continued to brag, and my head hurt when I listened to it in the coffin, needless to say... His white must be fake, the second uncle doesn't have those things at all, it's all demon hair, but then again, that demon hair is really a good thing...... It's like Doraemon's pocket, and you can conjure anything up.

"My dear, my second uncle said that everything here will be mine in the future, he has business abroad, and the domestic business will be handed over to me to take care of in the future, I need you to help me and be my virtuous help," said Jiang Xiaoyu.

"This ...... How can I help you? What about I still go to school? Li Huanwan was embarrassed.

As soon as I heard that fake Jiang Xiaoyu called Li Huanwan dear, and she didn't show resistance, my heart chuckled, it seems that ..... This grandson has already dealt with Li Huanwan, and the two are now like lovers.

I don't know why? My heart was inexplicably gushing with vinegar, although I love begonias, but ..... Miaoyu's first time I broke it, and now it's good... Fulfilled the corpse!

That corpse is an old shaman's, absorbing An Rongrong's earth soul, you are all fucking women, are women also interested in women? Oh, my God! That's right... And grandpa, grandpa's earth soul was also captured, what is the state of this fake Jiang Xiaoyu now?

"What's the matter, come and live when you're not busy, let's exercise and take care of business together, you are so knowledgeable, you can definitely help me take care of it," Fake Jiang Xiaoyu said earnestly.

"This ..... Let's talk about it later, we can't live together until we get married," Ms. Li muttered.

"What age is it now? I also pay attention to this, or ..... We're going to get the certificate in the afternoon? Fake Jiang Xiaoyu said eagerly.

"No, we've only been dating for a long time, Xiaoyu, don't worry, let me think about it......"

"Humph! If you refuse to marry me, you don't love me. ”

"No, I'm only a junior, I'm going to get married now, what do my classmates think of me?"

"Why should you care what they think? Your dad has agreed that we are together, there are many dreams at night, there are so many proud children in your school, what if you don't look down on me in the future? Fake Jiang Xiaoyu was anxious and slightly sad, this forced ..... I can give him an 85!

"I won't, I'm your person, I only love you," Li Huanwan gently comforted the fake Xiaoyu.

.....

The two of them whispered and were sticky, I was about to become old vinegar when I heard it, and I pondered in my heart, 40 days... It's not long, it's not short, according to other people's love routines, it's hard to say whether I've been in bed or not, but my mouth must have kissed......

Sure enough, the voices of men and women came from outside the coffin, and they should have kissed together.

"Light rain, no! We can't be here... Don't ......."

Fake Xiaoyu didn't speak, but he could hear the sound of Li Huanwan's unsteady high heels.

"Honey, it's okay, I miss you so much, I really miss you......"

Then there was a "creak", and I heard the sound of pressing the coffin board next door, and Li Huanwan seemed to have been knocked down by the fake Jiang Xiaoyu.

My heart is pounding, I'll go! Seemingly...... Li Huanwan can't get out of this house today, and my second uncle and I are still planning how to save her, but now it's good, refining demons in advance!

What's the matter? Li Huanhuan can't be saved... Tingting is also finished, cough ..... With my current skills, I can't fight that corpse at all! This person is not afraid of anything, what he is afraid of is being blinded by illusion, Li Huanhuan is obviously in a morgue where the coffin is placed, but it is regarded as a treasure pavilion, and Guan Tingting's coffin next door, I don't know what it is in her eyes now?

"Xiaoyu, don't... Don't ......"

"Honey, marry me, and I'll be responsible for you!"

"Don't be here, okay? What is this place? Your second uncle's treasure pavilion! ”

"It's exciting here! The more forbidden the place, the more ......"

......

My brain was buzzing, and I overheard a helpless sigh from my second uncle, and I guess he was bad enough, the animal nature of this corpse has been exposed.

Actually, I find it the most embarrassing...... It's Tingting in the "room" next door, she has already sat through hell, her heart should be similar to the core of the abyss, separated by a coffin board, and the two of them are not ashamed... How can she be embarrassed?

The biggest irony in the world is this, I really don't dare to think about it, in a while, when Li Huanhuan and Tingting refine the demon merge, what kind of entanglement and suffering process it will be! I hope it doesn't hurt too much...... I really don't want her to suffer too much.

......

I was speechless, and the two "people" with the second uncle waited silently in the coffin, it seems that the second uncle miscalculated, according to his schedule, Li Huanwan was refined, it should have happened after we escaped, and the result... Fake Jiang Xiaoyu started in advance!

It seems that people are not as good as the sky, now it is fake Jiang Xiaoyu who is in charge, people are swords, I am fish and meat, and everything cannot be taken for granted.

Now we don't even dare to speak, for fear that the devil will hear......

I can't bear to describe the process, the "creaking" sound of the "room" next door continues, shaking, Tingting inside is quiet, I said in my heart..... Why don't you scratch your paws in protest?

"Light rain... I... I'm your person," Li said softly and emotionally.

"Honey, let's go, I'm hungry, let's eat something," said Fake Jiang Xiaoyu with a hippie smile.

"Well, you don't dare to be so abrupt in the future, in broad daylight, you're ashamed," Li Huanjiao said.

The two of them muttered a few words, put on their clothes and left the room, closing the door......

I gasped in bewilderment, this... What the is going on? I thought I was going to refine demons, but it turned out to be... Is this what you're here to do? What does it mean? Deliberately listen to us?

"Ahem......." After hearing the two of them leave, the second uncle finally let out a long sigh.

"Second uncle, what does he mean? Why do you have to do this here? Is it because of the effect of demon hair? Let him have a heart as weird as a goblin? I asked, puzzled.

"Hmph..... How do I know? It now occupies your body, and all desires are drawn by your seven spirits, and it has nothing to do with me," the second uncle explained.

"My Seven Spirits?"

"That's right! Your soul is here, the spirit is still in the body, any pickled and dirty desires are related to you, don't pull me up, but there is a point, what impulses this body has in the future, you can count it on my head......"

I was very broken by the explanation of the second uncle, and I had the desire to shoot pickles and filth..... Oh my God, I didn't think about doing that to Li Huanhuan, but ..... Anyway, I was in the Warm Fragrance Pavilion in that painting. I did "abuse" Miaoyu, it seems that this Li Huanwan subconsciously has the desire to be abused, but she still has to show resistance!

"Ahem..... Defeated! The second uncle felt that everything that happened just now was very shameless, and he sighed and was melancholy.

"Woooooo "In the coffin next door, there were bursts of sad crying at this time, we heard this voice really, it was Tingting's, she must have heard everything just now, needless to say, the nest in her heart was sad........

"Second uncle, no matter what, I have to rescue Tingting, if I can't save her, this world is too unreasonable!" I said angrily.

The second uncle said: "Okay, it's rare that you have this bodhisattva heart!" In fact, I also feel extremely guilty about this child, but the situation is not as simple as you think, there are too many spirit beasts fused by Tingting, it is precisely because of the gradual loss of human heart that other women are needed to fill it, if you open that coffin, she may attack you! ”

"Don't be afraid! I'm sure I'll save her! It's also to save Li Huanwan and Begonia! I made up my mind.

"Xiaoyu, in the next few days, you can comprehend and fuse the nine-character mantra, and then let's escape from the ancient path of the underworld and go directly to Inner Mongolia, that female tomb tiger is true love to me, and we will lie dormant with her for a while," the second uncle said.

"True love for you?" The second uncle's words made me laugh.

"Yes! Though..... She's a zombie, but she's a good woman," the second uncle said.

PS: The third volume is over, and the 4000-word chapter is the end. Now the fourth volume begins, and the fourth volume protagonist is really about to start coming out. In addition, the recent investigation has been stricter, and many chapters have been blocked. So this chapter has actually been deleted by me a lot of details.,I won't talk about it specifically.,Mention it.,Just want to ask for comfort.,That's all!