Chapter 17: The Orange Solution (12)
Just in time she wants to try her fucking superpowers? How pleasant it is to be called dad?
"Call! You! Mother! ”
Ling Zhi frowned: "Mom doesn't count, only Dad." ”
"You !!" The cat employee was half angry, and handed the money to Folded Ear to ask him for help, hoping that Folded Ear would punish this ugly human !!
Fold Ear just glanced at the money and said, "Stick it on." ”
"Folding the Boss'......"
Let them think she is "stupid", this is the purpose of Ling Zhi. She turned around as if she couldn't understand what they were saying.
The two cats continue to bathe and pack the new humans, put them in cages and wait for the buyers, the cat employees are responsible for bathing and dressing the humans, and the folded ears are only responsible for choosing clothes for the humans and blowing their hair in a concave style. After observing the work of the two cats for a while, Ling Zhi walked outside the cage and looked at the humans in the cage.
The humans in the cage saw their kind approaching, stared at Ling Zhi curiously, and uttered two words: "Fuck." ”
Ling Zhi: "? Why are you scolding me? ”
The man then said, "Hello." ”
Ling Zhi: "??? ”
At this time, the people next to him squeezed over and smiled at Ling Zhixi: "Fuck, you're new here, right?" ”
What's wrong with scolding when you open your mouth???
The person in the other cage saw a few of his kind communicating, and wanted to blend in: "Fuck! Fuck me! ”
Ling Zhi asked, "Is this your unique way of greeting?" ”
Suddenly, a few cat hairs fell from the sky and floated in front of Ling Zhi's eyes, and a soft paw was on her head: "According to the survey, before human beings degenerate, their favorite words are these two words, this habit has been with human beings until now, if a human person says these two words to you, he is not scolding you, just a simple bark, how the dog barks, how the pig barks, and the same goes for humans." ”
Fantasy, fantasy.
When she was in the small black house before, Ling Zhi heard someone say "fuck", she thought it was just a simple tone particle, but she didn't expect it to have this meaning?
It seems that after she goes back, she must tell her children and grandchildren to stop talking about "fuck me", otherwise she will degenerate into this kind of stupid person who only says "fuck" in the future. Wen Wen Ming is holding hands, you can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it.
Wait, since this is a common human cry, shouldn't she also imitate it and be a fool for a while?
"I'm c......" Ling Zhi just made a "ci" sound, and then interrupted with a folded ear, "Don't imitate, dirty, mentally retarded." ”
“……”
Just listening to the word "imitation" in his words, Ling Zhi knew that he didn't have to lie to him in the future.
Who the hell is he...... No, what cat?
Folded Ear said slowly: "It's your turn to take a bath." ”
After staying in that dirty and smelly little black room for so long, Ling Zhi had long wanted to take a bath, and she walked into the bathroom dedicated to bathing humans, and there was still residual heat and the fragrance of shower gel.
Since the words were all said to be so, Ling Zhi simply didn't bother to pretend in front of him: "Hurry up and call your dog employee to serve me?" ”
"Lao Tzu is a cat, not a dog, you human beings are not only stupid but also blind!" Ling Zhi actually forgot that the cat's hearing is very good, and saw the cat employee scolding while dressing the human, and approached the bathroom unhappily, "You wait, Lao Tzu is here to 'serve' you, see if Lao Tzu doesn't wash off your skin!" ”
Before the cat employee walked into the bathroom, he only left the sentence "I have hands and feet to wash myself", and closed the door with a "bang".