Chapter 012: Xia Xue's revenge
Really.
Xia Xue flattened the recipe on the table, lowered her head, bit her red lips, her long hair was scattered, covering her general face, and her charming posture made Viagra look stupid, but what Xia Xue said immediately was full of gunpowder.
"A dry-squeezed shredded squid with pulled flavor! This damn squid hates it when you look at it! It's time to chop off all his claws, blow it up, and make him arrogant! ”
Mu Yuan didn't turn his head, the corners of his mouth twitched involuntarily, this eldest lady is really going to use the topic to play, this obviously refers to the monk Ma bald donkey, isn't that thin and tall wrist tattooed with an octopus, this ability to hold grudges, it's better to stay away from her in the future.
"Angkor, that little chick scolds you!" Xia Xue's voice is not small, and the caterpillar's ears are also extremely pointed, and she directly tells the secret as soon as she hears it.
"! Who scolded me! The thin and tall man turned his head angrily when he heard this, and he happened to meet Xia Xue. In an instant, his angry expression blossomed.
"Xia Xue, why are you!" The tall and thin man said flatteringly, "I'm sorry, I didn't see you just now, or you come to this table, what to eat today, I'll please!" ”
"No need!" Xia Xue said in a weird manner, "Come first, come first, we're embarrassed to take your seat!" ”
The tall and thin man was stunned, smiled awkwardly, and sat back sullenly.
Seeing the reaction of the thin and tall man, Mu Yuan couldn't help but be stunned, he didn't think that this high-flying lord would actually become so wilted in front of Xia Xue, like a mouse seeing a cat, or a male tiger meeting a tigress?
"That thin and tall man is called Wu Yu, nicknamed Octopus!" Yang Song explained to Mu Yuan in a low voice, "Now that I am a junior, I am a fan of Xia Xue, it is said that Xia Xue pursued Xia Xue frantically when she first entered the school, but she was tossed by Xia Xue very miserably!" ”
"He can do magic?" Makihara asked curiously.
"You see that?" Yang Song was a little surprised.
"He just held a coin in his hand, it is a professional magic prop, and he looks at the technique, there are two clicks!" Makihara explained.
"He has won many awards in magic, and when he was a freshman, he founded the Magic Association and served as its president." Yang Song said, "He is very attractive in the student circle, and he also has a lot of fans outside the school!" The few people around him should be his little brother, the backbone member of the Magic Association! ”
"This dead crab is annoying when you look at it, boss, come to a serving, and steam it directly; The saury, grilled, remember to skewer it with a skewer and grill it, deflate it, and cook it thoroughly; Are there any snails? Here, fried snail meat, yes, let it always like to shrink its head and feet, this is good, the shell is gone; Yo, there's also crayfish, it looks very cute, but it's a copy of it, it's simmered, put more chili peppers, Miss, I like to clean up this spicy one! ”
Listening to Xia Xue's self-directed and self-acted monologue, although the voice is beautiful, but Mu Yuan's back is a little cold, steaming, roasting, stir-frying, stuffy, cannon branding, please enter the urn is also this treatment, this eldest lady is really ruthless. In just a few words, more than half of the people on the other side have already been put on the table.
"Boss, I can't stand it!" A person next to Wu Yu shouted, he looked a little Sven, his figure was about the same as Wu Yu, tall, thin, Mu Yuan thought, it is estimated that this is the "saury" that was worn on the stove by a bamboo stick.
"That's it! It's too much of a bully! The delicate and lovely little sister also stood up, biting her lip, her willow eyebrows were upside down, and her little nose was about to be tilted to her forehead.
"Is this a crayfish?" Makihara thought, "It's cute! ”
"Xia Xue, didn't we just steal your seat? My boss also apologized, why are you still so unforgiving! A soft and weak boy walked over, and he looked like he was asking for guilt.
Xia Xue glanced at him and snorted. This person's name is Niu Ziwen, a junior, with average magic skills, but he likes to study and ponder, and he is a very powerful magic props maker, and, because of his active brain, he exists as a military advisor in the Magic Association. When Wu Yu pursued her before, most of it was this Niu Ziwen who gave advice behind her back, which annoyed Xia Xue for a while. Therefore, if he said that he hated it, Xia Xue ranked him in front of Wu Yu.
"Senior Sister Xia Xue, today we saw the recruitment poster, I heard that this freshman party was planned by you, our boss just said that he wanted to support it and put out a show!" Niu Ziwen said.
"Oh! I'd consider it if it were another show, but if it's magic, forget it! Xia Xue smiled, pulled Mu Yuan's arm, hugged him into his arms, and said, "I have already invited Mu Yuan out of the mountain this time, I believe he will not let me down!" ”
Mu Yuan was held by Xia Xue's arm, he could feel the flatness of Xia Xue's abdomen, as well as the heavy plumpness on his arm, he couldn't help but feel a little uneasy, but when he heard Xia Xue's words, his scalp exploded! This sister originally wanted to kill two birds with one stone! No, it should be killing three birds with one stone - played Wu Yu and avenged the revenge for grabbing the seat; Misfortune led to the east, avenging the first kiss; caused the established fact and pulled a coolie for her party.
Sure enough, a woman cannot be offended.
Zheng Bu was stupid, Yang Song was stunned, only Fu Wei still looked at Mu Yuan with envy, this viagra, as long as he is a ghost, he will not look back even if he spends a hundred deaths.
"You?" Wu Yu was stunned for a moment, and then became a little annoyed and angry, before he chased Xia Xue for half a year to no avail, today Xia Xue actually showed affection with this little white face in front of him, "I haven't seen it before, why don't we try it?" ”
"How do you compete?" Brother Zheng Bu thought it was a fight, found an opportunity to show off his fat, and interjected to ask.
"Let me introduce you first!" Xia Xue said, "Wu Yu, nicknamed Octopus, is the president of our school's Magic Association, and behind him are his four generals: Peng Ye, nicknamed Crab; Niu Ziwen, because he likes cats to study props at home, is nicknamed Snail; That is Qiu Ziyu, nicknamed saury; Also, this freshman girl, Xiao Xiaxia! ”
"Poof!" Fu Wei drank half of the tea and sprayed it out directly.
Octopus, crabs, saury, snails, crayfish...... This magic association was brought from the seafood market!
"Shake the dice, guess the coins, play cards, anything!" Wu Yu said, "The losing side will be fined a bottle of wine, and the winner can sit in the village continuously, and in the end, which side can't get up, so stay and pay!" ”
"Good!" Not to be outdone, Zheng Bu took on the challenge.
"Which of you will play with them first!" Wu Yu was overjoyed and asked his subordinates a little proudly. In his opinion, they have won this time, and here they are gathering all the backbone people of the Magic Association, even if the wheel battle is to turn the other party on their backs.
"I'll come first!" The saury stepped forward, sat down at the table, and said to Zheng Bu, "Guess that one has a coin in his hand, how about it?" ”
"Whatever!" Zheng Bu's neck was stalked, and he looked full of belief.
The saury is almost more than 1.8 meters tall, but the more unusually thin his body is, making his hands appear a few slender. The hair is not very short, the roots are facing, the eyebrows are thick and the eyes are big, although he is a boy, his skin is unusually fair and smooth; The lower body is wearing a pair of sports pants, and the upper body is also a sleeveless T-shirt, but the color is refreshing.
The saury smiled, put a coin into the palm of his hand, and then crossed his hands and slid quickly in front of him, and the speed directly made Zheng Bu look stupid.
"Guess, which hand?" The saury asked with a grin.
"This ......" Zheng Bu scratched his ears and hesitated for a long time before pointing to the saury's left hand and said, "I choose this one!" ”
The saury has a spread of palms, empty.
"Come on!" The caterpillar "dang" a bottle of beer on the table, almost missing the flat bottom.
"Second child, drink it, don't weaken your brother's face!" Zheng Bu pushed the wine bottle in front of Fu Wei, and said arrogantly, "Come again!" ”
After three rounds, Zheng Bu's momentum was decadent, because Fu Wei already had three bottles of beer in front of him.
"Uh...... Boss, can you do it, if you continue like this, my admiration for you is really like the water of the Yellow River, the waves are flooding! After Fu Wei poured it again, he burped loudly.
"Ha-" The caterpillar group was already laughing, "drink slowly, enough today!" ”
"Isn't it a bit difficult? Why don't I lower the difficulty? The saury smiled, he stretched out his two hands in front of Zheng Bu, his left hand was empty, and a silver coin was placed in the palm of his right hand, and he slowly clenched his hand into a fist, "Guess!" ”
"Damn!" Zheng Bu is angry, this is fucking naked contempt, I can't guess it, you are blind to me.
"Boss, don't ......" Fu Wei hurriedly went to stop him, but halfway through his words, Zheng Bu had already spoken.
"This, right hand!" Zheng Bu said triumphantly.
"Ha-" The caterpillars laughed wildly, and some of them couldn't straighten their waists, and they had played this trick many times.
"You're wrong again!" The saury spread his right hand, and there was nothing in his palm.
"This ......" The boss's eyes were glazed, and they began to wonder if they were going to wear special height myopia glasses.
What a stupid roe deer! Fu Wei looked at Zheng Bu with a bitter face, it seems that the boss is really loyal, it is estimated that he has been a good student since he was a child, he goes out to school and goes home from school, he doesn't run around and doesn't look at the kind of good child, Fu Wei has seen this kind of scam countless times on the streets of the city, Zheng Bu didn't know. In some non-main streets, where the flow of people is a little large, there are often a group of people squatting on the ground to gamble money, guessing generally the number of soybeans odd and even, the size of the dice, or there is something in the cup.
Wang Baohe, the ghost hand master of Wuqiao Acrobatic World, has decrypted this kind of scam more than once with the method of "Three Immortals Return to the Cave", and the video of his decryption has also been widely circulated on the Internet, with a high click rate.
Three cups, one pom-pom. The stall owner put the pom-pom into a cup, and "quickly" swapped the three cups for the onlookers to bet, and many people saw that someone was betting and followed others to bet. This is one of the "bees" in the charlatan, that is, a group of people swarm to deceive together. The stall owner and the bettor are all in a gang, and the purpose is to get others to take the bait by winning the bet, commonly known as "pulling the net" or "baiting". Most of the stall owners are people with a bit of magic or stealing skills, and no matter which cup the gambler bets on, he can win by "filling" or "stealing".
And Zheng Bu just suffered from this.
Makihara saw very clearly that the saury had already sandwiched the coin between his fingers the moment before opening his palm, and as the palm opened, the coin slowly leaked through his fingers, which is why the saury tilted his palm slightly downward every time, in order to let his fingers block the sight of several people in front of him. Of course, the Caterpillars and the gang can see it, but they certainly won't reveal it.
"I'll do it!" Makihara said.