Chapter 026: Buy a mobile phone for a dog

After getting into the car, Wu Guo used WeChat to video chat with his mother Lin Shuangzhi.

As soon as the video was connected, Lin Shuangzhi said in a hurry: "Son, our dog is lost, come back and help find it." ”

"Mom, don't look for it, look here." Wu Guo pointed the phone camera at the black nose.

Wangwang, Wangwang...... The black nose snorted twice at the phone.

"Hey, why did you run over there?" The old lady also looked at the black nose and confirmed, "How can I see that the black nose has grown a lot." ”

"Mom, it's a problem with the angle of the video, I also turned on the beautification, so it looks big, I want to tell you now, the black nose came to me early this morning, you don't have to look for it anymore." Wu Guo said into the phone.

"This black nose pulled so much stinky dog shit in the dog cage, and smoked us half to death, your dad went in to clean up, went in three times and vomited three times, saying that he had never smelled such a stinky dog shit, and he really couldn't stand it." Lin Shuangzhi, who was lost and recovered, said with a stretched brow: "It's good, it makes the house stink, I can't stand it anymore, I ran to find you with a smoke, but let the two of us suffer here, this is to stink the two of us old people to death." ”

Wangwang, Wangwang......

Wu Guo wanted to laugh and explained: "The black nose came to me because he missed me, right?" ”

Wangwang, Wangwang...... The black nose stuck out his tongue and licked Wu Guo's face.

"Mom, look, the black nose hasn't seen me for a long time, and he saw me go back yesterday, but he left again in less than a day, so he misses me, you let him live with us for a few days." Wu Guo said meaningfully: "Bai Fang likes the black nose very much, saying that our black nose is sensible, and the black nose also likes Bai Fang, right?" ”

Wangwang, Wangwang......

Although the black nose and mouth are watery, their eyes are full of disgust.

"Son, it's not appropriate for the black nose to follow you, you have to go to work during the day, no one is at home, and you are a community, you must not have a dog, you should send it back quickly." As he spoke, he threatened: "Come back and see if I don't break your dog's legs, you dare to run around, and you don't say hello." ”

Whining...... The black nose is really a drama spirit, that pitiful look, and his eyes are full of small grievances.

Wu Guo felt that he owed it an Oscar statuette.

"Yo, are you still wronged?" Lin Shuangzhi still wanted to teach a lesson, but Wu Guo hurriedly said: "Mom, don't say it, that's it, Black Nose and follow me for a few days, and I'll send it back when the time comes." ”

"Okay, I'll help your dad clean up, I just did the cleaning the day before yesterday, and these two bubbles of shit are cleaned up again, don't say it, hang up."

Lin Shuangzhi hung up the video.

"That's it." The black nose behind him said loudly: "I feel that I can only be watery just now, and I am a little mentally retarded." ”

Wu Guo turned his head to look at the black nose, shrugged his shoulders and said, "Come on, I'll go buy you a mobile phone now." ”

"Okay, but you don't want to buy a cheap old man machine to perfunctory me, I want Huawei's latest flagship machine."

"Yo, you're really demanding?" Wu Guo's eyes widened suddenly, and he looked at the black nose in disbelief.

But I heard the black nose say: "It's definitely worth the money, I can help you a lot in the future." ”

Wu Guo opened his mouth, this is a dog's big mouth, the latest flagship machine, if it is not PRO, then the general one will cost three or four thousand yuan.

He only used this grade himself, and his parents didn't use such a good mobile phone, but now they want to buy it to honor this dog, what kind of international joke?

"No, what do you want such a good phone for?" Wu Guo looked at the black nose inexplicably.

"Now I'm a poor person's skin, but on the outside, I'm still a dog, I can't participate in all social activities, I can only brush my phone every day to pass the boring time, otherwise I will be depressed." The black nose said solemnly: "You made me what I am now, you have to be responsible for me, understand?" ”

Wu Guo opened his mouth, is this still a dog?

This black nose is now sixteen years old, which is equivalent to the teenage years of human beings, and it seems that he is also a problem teenager.

"Do you think, one day we will cooperate, send a live broadcast or shoot some small videos on the Internet, others will see that you have such a smart dog, and instantly attract tens of millions of fans, and then you will be developed, is it worth the money?" Blacknose continued to agitate.

Wu Guo was dumbfounded, and even came up with this solution.

He stared at the black nose with puzzled eyes, how could the more he looked at it, the more it looked like a junior high school student clamoring for his parents to buy a mobile phone......

"Okay, buy." Wu Guo sighed and started the car.

When I arrived at Huawei's flagship store, the new P30 was about to go on the market, but it was out of stock now, and I needed to wait for a month.

P20 now has the largest discount, you can get it for 3,000 yuan, so I bought a P20.

Back in the car, Blacknose couldn't put it down.

Wu Guo installed a phone card, WeChat, QQ, but all the necessary software for installation was installed.

Not only was it installed, but it was also applied for a QQ number and a WeChat account so that the black nose could use it.

"Will you use it?" Wu Guohu asked suspiciously: "Just your claws, can you pick it up?" ”

"You hang me around my neck." The black nose gestured: "Don't say it's a claw, many people are disabled, they don't have fingers, they don't even have hands, they all use the same, why can't I use it?" ”

Wu Guo felt that what it said made sense, and now it really can't be treated as a dog, and it may feel normal to see it as a person.

"Then what should you do when you run out of power?"

"You don't have to worry about this, I have my own way." It was a little excited, and then said, "You send me back, there is a ruined temple in the mountain behind your house, and I will live there temporarily." ”

"Okay, I've wronged you, I hope you can take care of yourself, and if you have any questions, call me as soon as possible." Wu Guo confessed: "Don't go home rashly for the time being, so as not to scare my parents." ”

"I have a sense of proportion, I'm not a dog now, and I'm not a child anymore."

Wu Guo was speechless.

Wu Guo also didn't know how to deal with this matter, and it seemed that this way of dealing with it in front of him was the best.

Sent the black nose to the abandoned land temple, looked around, and found that the environment was not bad.

Although the land temple is abandoned, there is no leakage or broken roof, and people can live here, let alone dogs.

He made a note of the place, touched the head of the black nose, and drove back.

After returning home, he found that Bai Fang had not gotten up yet.

He washed up and made porridge for Bai Fang.

Seeing that Bai Fang slept soundly, and it was only nine o'clock in the morning, he didn't wake her up.

Wu Guo took his mobile phone and clicked on the Xiuzhen chat group to chat with the Wuji Medicine King privately.

Wu Guo: Brother Yaowang, I received your two improved pills, and they look good, but I haven't tried them yet, I want to ask, will there be other side effects if I eat this?

Wuji Medicine King: Oh, Brother Wu Guodao, why don't you believe me? I'm telling you, there will be absolutely no side effects. The function is the same as before the improvement, it is nothing more than after the improvement, the effect is doubled, washing the marrow and removing the hair, it originally takes several to improve a person's physique, in order to completely discharge the toxins, garbage, deposition of bad substances, hidden diseases, etc. in a person's body, so that the body can achieve the best effect, but if you use the improved version of the marrow washing and marrow-washing hairdan, it is estimated that one, at most two is enough.

Wu Guo: What about the Shengsheng Creation Pill?

Wuji Medicine King: This elixir is even more powerful, it is a grade higher than the marrow washing and hair cutting, the marrow washing and hair removal effect is the foundation of the body, and the life and creation pill acts on the bloodline. It's like Jiao, the most primitive Jiao, the bloodline contains the bloodline of the dragon, but from generation to generation, the bloodline is diluted, and even after hybridization, the dragon's bloodline is getting thinner and thinner, and even now it is almost gone. What about the Life Creation Pill, especially my improved type, can promote the stimulation of this bloodline, and after it is stimulated, it will further refine and refine this bloodline, wash the marrow from the root, and make Jiao evolve in the direction of the dragon to obtain the power of the dragon.

Wu Guo suddenly realized that this was the case.

The black nose took the pill, and the black shit it pulled was the toxins and garbage in its body, and it was able to speak, and its physique was strong, this was the effect of the Biochemical Pill.

So the question is, is there any powerful hidden bloodline in the dog? What veins can a black nose be stimulated?

Wu Guo: Okay, I'll find a dog to try first, if there is no problem, then find someone to try, and I'll tell you after trying.

Wuji Medicine King: Well, okay, waiting for your good news.