Chapter 034: Black Nose Steals Medicine
"It's called out-of-body, and for you, it should be out-of-body." Judge Cui smiled and said: "Because if it is an out-of-body person, the body is motionless, as if petrified, but you use an impermanent mask and the human soul is out of the body, the mask will protect your human soul, and at the same time, it will also protect your body and the soul of heaven and earth, your body can still move, and there is normal thinking, don't worry." ”
Wu Guo felt incredible, looked at the body lying on the bed, and asked, "Then I have to lie back to control my body?" ”
"Yes, you don't have to be too nervous, it's okay, it's safe." Judge Cui comforted: "Didn't you know about Wei Zheng's beheading of the Dragon King of the Jing River? Wei Zheng was playing chess with Li Shimin at the time, and when he was dragged by Li Shimin, he went out of his body and went to behead the Dragon King of Jinghe. ”
"Oh, I see." Wu Guo nodded, he knew this allusion, but he didn't expect it to be true.
"Let's go." Judge Cui continued, turned around, and flew downstairs first.
"Hey, wait for me, I'll take my phone off." Wu Guo walked to the side of the bed, picked up his mobile phone, and stuffed it into his pocket, and he could really carry it.
Then when he reached the window, he carefully raised his legs, and when he stretched them out, he was not hindered.
With a whoosh, the whole person passed through the wall.
This is the legendary wall-piercing technique!
But as soon as he wore it out, Wu Guo's whole person was fluttering, and he flew downstairs, and the feeling of falling from the upstairs made him almost cry out.
Judge Cui turned his head to look at him and said, "What are you afraid of?" Keep your body balanced, calm your mind, and there will be no problems. ”
Wu Guo took a deep breath, kept his body balanced, and found that it didn't fall to the ground all at once, but fell lightly like a paper airplane.
When your feet hit the ground, it's incredibly light.
Wu Guo turned his head to look at the window on the ninth floor, and the lights were still on.
"So it's an out-of-body soul." Wu Guo was secretly excited, this was an unprecedented experience, excitement, excitement.
"Let's go, there happens to be a family funeral nearby, I'll take you to see it." Judge Cui said.
"Hmm." Wu Guo nodded and followed.
As Wu Guo was leaving, a huge dog's head poked out of his ninth-floor bedroom, his forehead pressed against the glass of the window.
"Good boy, let's go?" The black nose had his head against the glass, looking at the backs of Wu Guo and Judge Cui in the distance.
After confirming that the two of them left, Black Nose turned around and walked towards Wu Guo's body on the bed.
When I got to the bedside, I looked at Wu Guo, who was still asleep.
After staring at it for a long time to make sure that Wu Guo was far away, it stretched out its claws, pushed Wu Guo, and called: "Boss, boss." ”
However, no sound was heard, only a whining sound could be heard.
It didn't dare to make too loud noises, for fear that Bai Fang would hear it.
However, at this time, Bai Fang was busy cleaning up the dishes and chopsticks and cleaning up the kitchen.
It was bold and continued to push Wu Guo, but found that Wu Guo did not respond and did not wake up.
Its claws groped around Wu Guo's body, and it clearly remembered that the two medicine bottles that Wu Guo had hidden in his pocket yesterday.
But I didn't find it after touching it for a long time.
It walked towards the side, Wu Guo's bag.
Lifting the bag, the dog's paws reached in, and sure enough, it touched the two bottles, and the porcelain bottles collided, making a crisp clicking sound.
It took out the two bottles as if it had obtained a treasure, and was so excited: "If I take one pill each, I will evolve to the point where I am now, if I eat all these two bottles of pills, will I be a flying immortal?" ”
It raised its claws and untied its muzzle, a human-like action, and if Bai Fang saw it, it would definitely scare her.
I saw that he bit the cork of the bottle with his mouth, poured out all the pills in the two medicine bottles, and carefully poured them all on the floor.
One, two, three...... Fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen!
"I went, and there were eighteen of them, and they were developed." The black nose muttered quietly, and then stretched out his tongue, rolling the pills on the ground into his mouth one by one.
Such a big dog's mouth, such a small pill, swallow it all, and I don't feel anything.
After eating, the black nose was extremely excited, but he was also a little worried, because taking this pill was to have diarrhea.
The smell is extremely stinky, this is in Bai Fang's house again, it is estimated that there is going to be a big problem.
After a while, Bai Fang's voice came from the kitchen: "Wu Guo, come and help me." ”
After waiting for a while, Wu Guo did not respond, and Bai Fang spoke up again: "Wu Guo? What are you doing? ”
Blacknose quickly put on his muzzle and trotted over.
Bai Fang was found emptying the trash can, wanting to dump the leftovers into the garbage bag, and asked someone to help carry the bag.
Bai Fang was stunned, looked at the black nose, and asked, "Black nose, where is Wu Guo?" ”
The black nose instinctively wanted to speak, but its mouth could only whine, it simply lay on the ground, closed its eyes, and then made a whirring sound, and snored twice, pretending to be asleep......
"You mean Wu Guo is asleep?" Bai Fang's eyes widened, and she looked at the black nose's performance in surprise.
As soon as he heard Bai Fang understand, the black nose grunted and got up, nodding again and again.
Flutter ......
Bai Fang was happy, and said with a smile: "You dog, you are really a sperm, oops, mom, you are happy to kill me." ”
Bai Fang washed her hands and walked towards the bedroom.
Seeing that Wu Guo was sleeping on the bed, sleeping heavily, and sleeping very deeply, she walked over and said casually; "Hey, I don't take off my clothes, I don't take a bath, do men like to be so clean?"
"Get up, get up and take a shower, wash up and go back to sleep." Bai Fang pulled Wu Guo's arm, and Wu Guo murmured: "I'm so tired, let me sleep." ”
When Bai Fang heard this, he found that Wu Guo had been really tired recently, so he didn't call him again.
She sat on the edge of Wu Guo's bed, holding Wu Guo's hand with both hands, staring at his face, and muttered in a low voice, "I'll make a basin of water to wipe it for you." ”
Seeing that Wu Guo didn't react, he went to get the basin and fetch water.
And Wu Guo, who followed Judge Cui, didn't know what was happening at home at all, didn't know that Hei Nose had secretly eaten all his pills, and didn't know that Bai Fang was helping him wipe it at the moment.
At this time, he and Judge Cui arrived at the door of a family.
This is a three-story building, and the homestead on Ludao is only allowed to build three floors, but some also build five or six floors, but there is no property right for more than three floors, and there is not much compensation in case of demolition.
Outside the three-story building, a long canvas tent was erected.
At this time, the tent was crowded, and under the incandescent light, it was particularly lively.
The family was doing a funeral, someone passed away, and the cousins of this family came to help.
Not only that, but also invited the West Band, as well as Twenty-four Worship.
It's just that what makes Wu Guo speechless is that the Western band will perform for a while, and cry for a while.
The woman who had been worshipping twenty-four in front of her had only wept and wailed for a while, and the cry echoed through the loudspeaker in the night sky of the entire village.
Then the next moment, the Western Band immediately played a classic old song "Go Away in Style".
The world is rushed, the passers-by are leisurely, the tide rises and falls......
There are also four beautiful young ladies from the Western Band dancing in the open space!
With a snort, Wu Guo laughed and asked, "I don't know if the deceased will be angry when he listens to this song." ”