Chapter 400: People are small and ghosts are big
Xiangmanlou is located in the most prosperous area of the capital, where hairy crabs are the most famous, and now it is the peak season for crabs, so it is overcrowded every day. The private room on the second floor is designed to entertain dignitaries and dignitaries in the capital.
As soon as Huang Fuyu came, he went straight to the private room of Tianzi No. 1 on the second floor, and was obviously a frequent visitor here. Huang Fuyu entered the private room, and the second child of the restaurant was hospitalized. I have to say that it is worthy of being a big restaurant in Beijing, the service is considerate, the efficiency of serving is also very high, a moment of work, the wine and food will be on a table, basically all according to the taste of children, there are American ginseng stewed bamboo chicken, honey sauce baked cod, honey pepper sauce fried foie gras, wild dried mushroom stewed fish maw......
Although Shui Hao and Shui Ling have been dressed and eaten since childhood, Huang Fuyu spent a lot of money, and a table of dishes simply included everything that flew in the sky, ran on the ground, and swam in the water. The two little guys stared at the delicacies of the mountains and seas, and their saliva was about to flow.
Because the two little ones were clamoring to eat sugar gourds, He Shou went out to buy them. Huang Fuyu took advantage of He Shou's absence and felt that it was the best time for him to find out the news, so he said to the two little guys with a smile: "Before eating, this prince has a few questions to ask Ling'er, if Ling'er answers truthfully, then we can move the chopsticks." ”
When Shui Ling heard this, he immediately looked at Huang Fuyu vigilantly, since he found this extremely good-looking man in his mother's room last night, he always had a feeling that this man wanted to rob his mother from him.
Huangfu Yu stared at Shui Ling, and his voice was a little flattering and gentle, "Uncle knows that Ling'er is the most well-behaved, can Ling'er tell uncle, what is your father's name?" ”
Huang Fuyu was thinking, since this little guy's surname was Shui, most of them were with the woman's surname, and he wanted to know who that man was.
"You don't say?" Huang Fuyu waited for a long time, but he didn't expect the little guy to just shake his head at him.
"I can't tell you." Shui Ling spread her fat little hands and said.
Huang Fuyu frowned and asked, "Why?" ”
"Because I don't know who Daddy is." Shui Ling said a little confused.
"How could you not know?"
Shui Ling pursed her lips and said truthfully: "Because my mother never told me, and I asked my mother before, my mother said that I should not ask, and said that it is enough for me to have a mother." ”
"Then have you ever heard your mother often pronounce a man's name?" Huang Fuyu still didn't give up.
Shui Ling thought for a moment and replied, "No." ”
"Think about it again."
Shui Ling shook her head in the end. Huang Fuyu saw that the little guy's expression didn't look like a lie, so he had to give up.
"Ling'er, do you like your uncle?" Huang Fuyu said a little flatteringly.
"What's the good of liking you?" Shui Ling asked contemplatively.
Huangfu Yuwaner, "Yes, you like your uncle, and your uncle can often bring you to eat delicious food in the future." ”
When Shui Hao next to him heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he said very enthusiastically: "Big brother, I like you." ”
When Huang Fuyu heard this, he smiled and said, "Okay, Hao'er is really good." Uncle gave you a reward. Then, Huang Fuyu sandwiched a hairy crab into Shui Hao's bowl.
"Thanks, big brother." Shui Hao thanked him and ate it very happily.
Seeing this, Shui Ling was very envious, and looked at Shui Hao eating hairy crabs. Seeing this, Huang Fuyu said with a smile: "Ling'er, you haven't said whether you like your uncle or not." ”
Shui Ling's eyes rolled and nodded, "I like it." ”
As long as he says he likes it, he can have delicious hairy crabs, and he can eat more delicious ones in the future, and he is not a fool, of course he will say that he likes it.
"Do you want me to be your daddy?"
Shui Ling pursed her lips, originally wanted to say that she didn't want to do it directly, but she was afraid that she wouldn't be able to eat a table of delicious food by then, so she rolled her eyes and said, "I don't count it, I have to nod my mother." ”
Huang Fuyu didn't expect this little guy to have such a bright head, and he actually knew to throw the problem to his mother. He didn't intend to embarrass this guy, as long as this little guy didn't do bad things to him when the time came, then let him solve the woman first.
Huang Fuyu reached out and rubbed Shui Ling's hair, and said with a smile: "Okay, you can move the chopsticks." ”
The two little ones cheered and immediately feasted. Huang Fuyu looked at the eating appearance of the two little guys and shook his head helplessly. He eats very little, and spends most of his time helping the two little ones pick up vegetables and peel crab meat. When He Shou bought the sugar gourd back, the two little guys were also full of food and drink, and then launched another offensive against the sugar gourd.
Shui Ling finished eating the sugar gourd, burped, and said to He Shou: "Aunt He Shou, Ling'er is going to shhhhhhhhhhh ”
He Shou wiped the sugar stains on the corners of his mouth with a handkerchief for Shui Ling, and took him out of the door. Shui Ling stopped in the corridor, and He Shou was puzzled: "Hey, Ling'er, aren't you going to the toilet?" Why don't you go? ”
Shui Ling shook her head and said, "Aunt Heshou, Ling'er just has something to ask you, and it's inconvenient to ask inside." ”
He Shou was slightly stunned, and then smiled: "Well, you ask." ”
Shui Ling thought for a while and asked, "Does my mother like the prince in it?" ”
He Shou looked at Shui Ling in surprise, and pondered for a moment before saying, "Little young master, Miss just treats Prince Yu as a friend." ”
After hearing this, Shui Ling breathed a sigh of relief and said, "That's good." ”
He Shou caressed Shui Ling's little head lovingly, and said, "What is the little young master thinking?" ”
In He Shou's opinion, although this little guy is only four years old, he is much smarter than his peers, and he has more ideas.
Shui Ling pouted and said, "Ling'er can see that the prince likes my mother, but I don't want him to be my father." So, I wanted to ......"
He Shoudao: "What does Ling'er want to do?" ”
Shui Ling smiled slyly and said, "Aunt Heshou, can you do me a favor?" ”
After about two teas, He Shou returned to the private room with Shui Ling. Huang Fuyu asked, "Why did you go for so long?" ”
Shui Ling's face was not red and her heart was not beating: "I'm a little upset." ”
"Oh. Drink more hot tea. Huang Fuyu poured a cup of hot tea and put it in front of Shui Ling.
"Thank you." Shui Ling smiled.
Huang Fuyu stared at Shui Ling with a strange gaze for a long time, and always felt that this little guy was a little strange when he came back, and he pondered it, that is, this little guy suddenly became polite to him, and he didn't seem to be as vigilant as before. After all, he was just a three or four-year-old child, and he would never have any intrigues, Huang Fuyu didn't think much about it.
As soon as he took a sip of tea, there was a knock on the door of the private room. After Huang Fuyu's entourage opened the door, he stayed for a long time before he heard him say, "This girl, you are ......?"
"Get out of the way!"
The woman impatiently pushed her attendant and walked inside. Huang Fuyu, who was sitting inside, couldn't help frowning, at first several people inside didn't see the woman, and heard her voice first. When the woman appeared, they were all stunned.
I saw that the woman's waist was as thick as a bucket, her legs were as strong as a pillar, her brain was as big as a cylinder, and her face was full of pockmarks. In a word, he is absolutely fat to the extreme, and ugly to have no friends.
After Huang Fuyu's brief shock, his expression returned to normal, and he said lightly: "This girl, you ......"
Without waiting for Huang Fu Yu to finish speaking, the woman's eyes lit up, and she rushed to Huang Fu Yu, and said very happily: "Prince Yu, I didn't expect you to be here, we are really fate." ”
Seeing the woman's twisted and shy expression, the corners of Huang Fuyu's mouth twitched fiercely. Originally, he wanted to ask someone to coax the fat woman in front of him away directly, because taking a second look at such a fat and ugly woman was a kind of torture in his heart. Now that the other party can recognize his identity, he hesitates.
Huang Fuyu has always had no impression of unpleasant things, but now he is searching his stomach and trying to find out who the other party is. The woman was richly dressed, and was obviously a young lady from a large family. As if thinking of something, Huang Fuyu's originally handsome face suddenly turned into a dye vat, from white to red, then to blue, and finally to black.
At the flower-viewing banquet in the palace last year, he remembered that the daughter of the household servant made a bold confession to him, but it caused a storm in the city, and he became the object of ridicule by fox friends and dog friends, all because the daughter of the official family who confessed to him was the most respectful woman in front of him. How many people who are confessed in public by such a woman do not leave a shadow in their hearts?
Huang Fuyu's idea of wanting to drive people out was shattered, after all, the household servant was also a minister of the court, and he always had to save some face for others. He took a few deep breaths and slowly raised his head, just as he was about to ask what the other party was looking for him, but the woman had already spoken.
"The little woman always thought that she was unrequited love, but she didn't expect that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince was also devoted to the little girl, and the little woman was very grateful for the favor of His Royal Highness the Prince, so please rest assured that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince would definitely inform my father about this matter, and let him ask the emperor for marriage at that time. You and I are talented and beautiful, a match made in heaven, and it will definitely become a good story when you want to come. ”
After listening to this, Huang Fuyu felt a thunderbolt from the sky. The entourage next to him was also petrified on the spot, and couldn't help but slander: when did his master be hungry and choose to eat, and his taste became so heavy.
Shui Hao over there was puzzled, I don't know how such a beautiful big brother likes such an ugly fat woman, didn't he just say that he wanted to be his eldest brother-in-law? And He Shou and Shui Ling wanted to laugh but endured it. Shui Ling's little face revealed a hint of schadenfreude that the bad thing had succeeded.
"This girl, is there any misunderstanding between us?" Huang Fuyu's big hands clenched, resisting the urge to go crazy.
When the woman heard this, her originally happy face suddenly showed a hurt expression, and she complained: "Prince Yu, it was you who expressed your affection to the little girl before, why didn't you admit it all of a sudden?" Huang Fuyu's handsome face darkened, and the green tendons on his forehead jumped, "What is the proof?" ”
"No, isn't this a love poem written by Prince Yu to the little girl?"
Huang Fuyu's heart jumped, suppressed the surprise in his heart, took the paper in the hand of the official's daughter, and was so angry that he almost fell off the chair.