(3rd Update)

Uncle Nine, why did they come here to pick up the coffin fungus?

Because Shi Jian said that he would use this thing to repair the damage to Shi Shaojian's body and soul.

And is this really the purpose of Shi Jian's request?

Of course not!

Shi Jian's purpose was to use the hundreds of zombies here, especially the powerful zombie king, to kill the three of Uncle Jiu's master and apprentice to avenge his apprentice and son.

At that time, not only will the three of them die, but they will also become zombies, their bodies will be controlled and enslaved by him, and their souls will be infected by resentment and corpse qi and they will not be able to reincarnate, and finally end up in a devastated end!

Especially the more than 100 zombies in this zombie forest, he has a way to control them in the movie, and there is even a magic weapon connected to the zombie king, you can guess with your toes that these zombies have been refined by Shi Jian.

Even when these bandits were betrayed and all of them died in the end, it is not easy for Shi Jian to deliberately design it, in order to get a batch of disgruntled corpses, and when the time comes, a little bit of means can turn them all into zombies for his use.

And after watching the movie, they already know that this is a trap arranged by Shi Jian, how could Guo Dong follow Uncle Nine over unprepared?

"How so!? How could it be!? Why didn't my spell work? Why don't these zombies listen to control anymore!? ”

In front of the altar of the incense case, Shi Jian watched as he had just pushed open the lid of the coffin under his control, ready to kill the bastards who had killed his son, but his spell had failed, and he couldn't help but shout in confusion.

Guo Dong didn't know what Shi Jian was yelling about, but Guo Dong would definitely know that Shi Jian's mood would not be beautiful now.

Because he was covered in golden light with the Xuanhuang Pagoda on his head, although the dark clouds above his head were blown away by the wind because of Shi Jian's practice, revealing a bright full moon, causing the zombies to feel the thick moonlight sprinkled and wake up one after another, and they wanted to break the coffin to carry out moon worship cultivation, but at this time, he used the power of merit to retreat from all evils, and he was shocked and struggled in the coffin, and none of them could jump out in an instant.

As for Shi Jian's spells...... Hehe, in addition to the retreat of all evils, there is also the power of ten thousand laws, which is the most basic and strongest embodiment of merit, the legendary acquired merit treasure, the reason why the real Xuanhuang Pagoda was established at the top of the head is inherently invincible, relying on the two powers carried by merit and Xuanhuang Qi.

Guo Dong's cottage Xuanhuang Pagoda, although it cannot be compared with the acquired merit treasure, but the spell used to isolate Shi Jian, even if he does not need a nuclear explosion, with his accumulation and deeper control in the past half a year since the last nuclear explosion, not to mention that it is easy, but there is no problem! .

"Seal these zombies with the zombie charm!"

Guo Dong took out a pile of corpse talismans and handed them to those female soldiers, and asked them to completely seal up those zombies, then walked towards the opportunity to grit his teeth, close his eyes and be ruthless, kissed the disgusting mouth of the zombie king, and sucked out the coffin fungus.

No, that's not right, shouldn't it be those delicate little ladies who came to pick up the coffin fungus from mouth to mouth with me? Why is this guy coming?

Looking at Guo Dong who came over, Qiusheng felt as if he had been deceived by something, he was shivering from the coffin fungus but couldn't say anything at all, so he could only keep roaring in his heart.

Guo Dong ...... You're pit me! ”

When Guo Dong punched Qiusheng in the stomach, he involuntarily opened his mouth and vomited, spit out the coffin fungus, and Guo Dong reached out to hold it in his hand and stuffed it into the mouth of the female soldier in front of him, Qiusheng felt that the whole world was full of malice.

"Pit you? Nope! I just said that they could take over the preservation of the coffin fungus, and I didn't say that you could kiss them! It's just wishful thinking on your own...... It's just beyond my means! ”

Guo Dong was still smiling when he spoke at first, but suddenly his voice changed, and his face turned into disdain and disdain.

"Liu Qiusheng (Zombie Supreme mentions Qiusheng's surname Liu), please remember that the soldiers and horses under this general's account, both men and women are warriors and heroes, not a coercive bear like you who can only cause trouble and have not yet taken responsibility! Want to kiss them? You deserve this garbage!? ”

Guo Dong's words were undisguised, not tactful at all, it could be said that they were so bloody that everyone's movements stopped, including Uncle Jiu's questioning and stopping that he was about to exit.

"Dare not do it, in your twenties, you are still like a two or three-year-old child, you don't know the priorities and proportions at all, you dare to break into any disaster, dare to respond to anything, then you have the ability to make trouble, you have the ability to complete and solve it alone? I've always asked Uncle Nine to wipe your ass, what are you? Even if Wencai is a little stupider than you, at least Wencai is obedient and peaceful! What about you? It's a special cheat! How dare you try to get involved with my female soldiers? Saliva! You don't pee on yourself, are you a handle?! ”

A mouthful of saliva was spit directly on Qiu Sheng's face by Guo Dong, and even leaned forward and stepped on his chest, blushing and getting up angrily, letting Guo Dong know that Qiu Sheng, who knew how heavy his fist was, lay on the ground without the slightest resistance and couldn't move!

"What? Not convinced? ”

Guo Dong snorted coldly: "In addition to being unconvinced, in addition to feeling wronged, what else can you do if you want to cry to Uncle Nine?" You have been practicing martial arts since you were a child, and you are older than me, but you can't even beat me with a finger, not even a female soldier like me. You have also learned the Tao from Uncle Nine since you were a child, and now in addition to some small spells that are not in the stream, which spells can you cast that are really useful? The Great Spell of Might? Heavenly Thunder Spell? Thunderbolt Curse? Or gossip to break the evil palm? You can't even cast a ghost slaying spell! ”

"If you can't write anything, you can't do martial arts, and you can't concentrate on learning the Tao, what else can you do except get into trouble every day?"

Uncle Nine wanted to speak several times and stopped, but watching Qiusheng's face change from black to red to pale, and his expression changed from shame to anger to distraction, Uncle Nine didn't know what he thought, and after sighing, he acquiesced to Guo Dong's useless and scolding of Qiusheng there.

"Think about it yourself, you're in your twenties, you're not a child anymore, not to mention being a strong man who stands up to the sky, at least he should be a man who stands up and pees!"

After saying that, Guo Dong let go of his feet and waved his hand at the female soldiers who had just finished pasting the spell, and those female soldiers immediately took out a bamboo pipe, forcefully stuffed it into the mouths of those zombies, and stabbed it into the esophagus, pouring into the glutinous rice cinnabar water that Guo Dong had prepared after summoning them!

Glutinous rice and cinnabar restrain zombies, and it is enough for zombies to be painful when they are usually sprinkled outside the skin, not to mention that they are fused together and poured into their stomachs?

The copper skin and iron bones are invulnerable, only talking about their external bodies, but their scrapped internal organs are also so powerful!

Not to mention them, even the Iron Fan Princess, the wife of the Demon Saint Bull Demon King of a generation, and the Lion Camel Ridge Green Lion Spirit who once swallowed 100,000 heavenly soldiers in one bite, wasn't it also drilled into the stomach by Sun Monkey and made a fuss that life was worse than death and had to give in?

"Uncle Nine, this pair of female soldiers will be handed over to you to command, and they will follow you to your senior brother and hand over the coffin fungus to you. I'm a little tired, so I'll go back first! ”

Looking at those zombies because they were locked up in a belly of glutinous rice cinnabar water, but in a moment they were scattered from the inside to the outside and turned into a cloud of ashes, Guo Dong glanced at the lost soul, and was hit by Qiusheng, who had just been completely doubtful of his previous life and no longer felt that he still had any value in existence, Guo Dong suddenly felt tired for the first time in this world.

This is the character you liked when you were a child?

Hehe...... When I grow up, everything will be right and wrong!

"Guo Dong ~ Guo Dong! Oh no, something big is wrong! ”

Early the next morning, Guo Dong had just finished exercising and was about to go to breakfast, when he saw Wen Cai rushing in like crazy.

"What's wrong? What's wrong? ”

Guo Dong took the porridge bowl handed to him by the female soldier very calmly and took a sip.

Something is wrong? What could happen?

It's just so serious that Shi Jian came to the door.

It's good not to provoke him, but if you provoke him, Guo Dong doesn't mind letting him know that there is such a thing as killing, and Taoist priests will never be as professional, rude, and direct as soldiers!

"Autumn ...... Autumn is gone!? ”

Guo Dong's movements paused, and he looked at Wen Cai with a slight frown: "What did you say?" Autumn life is gone? What's going on? ”

Later, Wen Cai said it carefully, and Guo Dong understood what was going on.

In fact, there is nothing to do, but last night Guo Dong bloodily tore apart the hidden incompetence and ignorance under his innocence, which caused Qiusheng to be a little unacceptable, so after sending the coffin fungus back to Shi Jian, Qiusheng thought about it all night and lost sleep all night, and finally didn't know which tendon was wrong, and left a letter, saying that he was going out to travel around the world to increase his knowledge.

"Small things, calculate the time, he should not go too far."

Guo Dong laughed when he heard this, although Qiusheng would leave his book and run away, and most of the responsibility was on him, but he didn't blame himself at all, but only felt ridiculous.

Then he finished his breakfast slowly under Wencai's anxious gaze, and then took out an all-terrain vehicle, and let Wencai take him to the place where Qiusheng left a letter, and with a slight shrug of his nose, he found the latest one of the flavors that belonged to Qiusheng, and rode the terrain vehicle to find the taste and chased it.

"How old are you to run away from home? Do you really think that even if you grow up like this, it will show that you are a man? No, it only shows that you are more of a child who has not grown up! ”

There is no doubt about the speed of the two-legged all-terrain vehicle of the person and the four-wheeled all-terrain vehicle, and soon Guo Dong found Qiusheng who ran away from home in the morning, walked a little tired, and sat down against a tree, ready to rest on the road.

"What exactly do you want to do? It's you who say I'm naïve, that I've achieved nothing, that I'm only going to drag down Master, and now I'm going out to wander, I'm no longer dragging Master, and you're still chasing after me!? What exactly do you want to do? ”

Seeing Guo Dong appear, and saying something like that, Qiu Sheng suddenly burst out with anger and resentment that had been accumulated all night, regardless of the difference in force between himself and Guo Dong, he directly roared and pounced.

(End of chapter)