"Second uncle, have you forgotten? I'm dead, how can I pee my pants," I said sadly.

"Ahem!" The second uncle sighed melancholy, and after relieving for a few seconds, he said, "Xiaoyu, don't be afraid, in another seven hundred and forty-nine days, the second uncle will take you out!" ”

"Rush out?" My body shuddered violently.

"Yes! In your heart... Do you still love that begonia? The second uncle asked with a smile.

"Yes! Second uncle, I don't want to hear you tell those scary stories, I just want to know the truth now, whether Begonia is a real girl, I love her very much, I want to be with her! "I was sad and overflowed with tears, I didn't expect this time to ...... I still have tears.

"Second Uncle knows what you are thinking, child, wait patiently for seventy-seven forty-nine days, Second Uncle will help you take back everything that should belong to you, including the girl named Begonia," the second uncle said in a sincere tone.

"Yes! I know, second uncle, you are a good person, not what the corpse shows, but second uncle... Why do you have to wait for 7749 days," I choked and wiped away tears.

"Something... It's better for you to know now than not to know, after 7749 days, after you have experienced the life of your second uncle, everything will be clear, the truth that the hidden dragon should not be used... I hope you understand," said the second uncle.

"I understand! Second uncle, I listen to you, I listen to you for everything, as long as I can see hope, I am not afraid of anything! I clenched my fists and said.

"Good boy! Second Uncle didn't misread you! You are indeed the best heir of the second uncle," the second uncle's heavenly soul smiled with satisfaction, and his voice was full of the love of the elders for the juniors.

"Second Uncle..... Haven't you told me that the shaman corpse in the old tomb in the Northeast spits black gas into your mouth, and it will have no effect on you in the future? I asked curiously.

The second uncle said, "How can it not be affected? Perhaps, you should ask, why didn't it kill me at that time? ”

"Because... Are you soulless? I asked curiously.

The second uncle responded: "Not bad! Then...... It's me who controls this body, and there is a soul position left, and the old corpse's eyes are straight when he sees me, you must know that the so-called corpse raising and stiffening is raising the soul, and the spirit belongs to the yin, and the place where the corpse is raised is getting stronger and stronger, and seeing a person with a vacant soul position stimulates its strong thoughts of life, and escapes directly from the corpse...... Got into my body. ”

"Is this where the corpse came from?" I was horrified.

The second uncle said, "Yes, at first..... It's just a remnant, very weak, but later, it became more and more greedy and powerful, and directly occupied the earth soul position, that is, that beast harmed you to the way you are now. ”

"In fact, the good and evil of people are only in one thought, that is, the heavenly soul and the spirit are fighting, at the beginning, I was able to suppress the evil thoughts generated by the corpse, but later, it became stronger and stronger, directly took away your grandfather's earth soul, and then reborn with the help of your body, becoming a real person!" The second uncle explained.

My heart trembled when I listened, and it turned out to be ..... The evil spirit that occupies the second uncle's body is really that shaman's old witch's, it's terrible!

"Second uncle, when did you find that you began to have a little bit of evil thoughts and finally evolved into a devil?" I asked with a sigh.

The second uncle smiled: "This is a subtle process, what is the watershed?" Even you, too, have evil thoughts...... It's just that he was suppressed by morality and ethics, and the second uncle was affected by the corpse, and his values collapsed faster. ”

He paused and continued, "Also... The second encounter with the goblin I just mentioned is actually related to evil thoughts......"

......

Since he was bloodied by the old tomb tiger in Inner Mongolia, the second uncle can't touch women, which really makes him distressed, people come over at that age, and I don't want that to be pure nonsense! Especially after having two money, it is even more restless! My conditions are so good, why can't I enjoy a glamorous blessing?

Actually, he couldn't be sure....... Whether the so-called bloody evil is true or not, I don't dare to joke with other people's lives.

However, everything had a trigger point and caught up with the ...... in order to verify the authenticity!

In 1998, the second uncle went to several villages near Qinling to collect treasures and lived in an old man's house. One afternoon, a young nun came to the village and found the second uncle, saying that there was a relic to sell.

The second uncle has collected countless treasures, and he has never seen relics! When the little nun took out the white bead, his and the buddy's eyes widened! The relics bloom with a shining white light, like the pearl of the night, warm and holy, as if washing people's souls in an instant!

The second uncle was completely dumbfounded! This relic is the size of a ping-pong ball! How much is it worth?

The so-called relics, in fact, is the monk after the cremation of the body condensed in the inner pill, from a medical point of view, should be some kind of special stone, but may be because of the monk's Buddhist practice during his lifetime, these relics are like colored transparent pearls and jade, the hardness is extremely high, really precious! Normally, it is only the size of a bouncing ball that children play with, and this one ...... It's the size of a ping-pong ball! Definitely a rare treasure to dilute!

And this thing is not a cultural relic, and it is easy to shoot, even if you don't shoot! Keep it for yourself... That's a highly prized collector's item!

The second uncle asked the little nun with some uncertainty in his heart, how much does this relic sell for? The heart speaks... As long as it is less than 500,000 yuan, it will definitely not be bargained and taken directly, Hong Kong tycoons, stars in the entertainment industry, and even some officials who want to pray for blessings attach great importance to this kind of thing!

Where did I think of the little nun scratching her head, some cute said that it was sold for 50,000 yuan, it really didn't work, 30,000 yuan was okay, this relic was left by her ancestor after she sat down, and she wanted to sell it to repair the temple, and the nunnery in the mountain was too broken.

As soon as they heard this, the eyes of the second uncle and the buddy straightened again! At this point... It's already 1998, and the money is very good, 50,000 yuan is a drizzle for the second uncle, and even his guy wants to buy it!

However, not everyone has the opportunity, and the second uncle directly paid for the deal! Le's little nun smiled like a flower, and his buddy ...... is embarrassed and sighing, saying that the second uncle is the life of a rich man, and there is no need to work to suffer, the baby himself will run to the door.

With this relic in hand, this treasure collection task can be said to have been successfully completed, and the second uncle couldn't look down on the "broken copper and iron" that the guy helped him contact, and after paying a generous rental fee for "comfort", he drove Santana back to Xi'an directly.

First, the second uncle is afraid of long nights and dreams, after all, this relic is not an extraordinary product, in case someone hosts to chase it back, it will be troublesome, on the other hand, the second uncle is also afraid that someone will be worried, after all, the poor mountains and evil mountains are out of the people, and he holds such a big bead, what should he do if he is remembered by others? Don't say anything else... That guy of his, he's not an honest man!

In the hotel, the second uncle was intoxicated to appreciate this night pearl-like relic, holding it in his hand... It's as smooth and greasy as Dongzhu, he thought..... This bead is similar to the one that Sun Dianying pulled out of Lafayette's mouth back then, if this is sold to Hong Kong, it will be at least in hundreds of millions.

Not to mention the material value of itself, this is the relics of the enlightened old nun, which is equivalent to the relics of the Bodhisattva! Don't sell it, keep it for yourself..... It is also a good thing that the Buddha has endless fate and a long life! I'm afraid that the East Pearl in Lafayette's mouth is not so precious.

Late at night, the second uncle held the relic tightly and fell asleep.

In his sleep, he dreamed of that little nun, with white lips and teeth, young and lovely, why did she become a nun? What a pity!

If you want to test whether a woman is really beautiful, the easiest way is to shave her hair, if the hair is still beautiful after shaving, it means that people are really beautiful embryos, natural stunners. For example, the nuns played by the big star Lin Chiling in the past, even if they shaved their heads, they were still big beauties!

Although the little nun has shaved her hair, she is still young and lovely, with big watery eyes and long eyelashes, which is really not like the disgusting face of those ugly nuns in Baidu pictures.

The second uncle dreamed that he was bathing in a large wooden barrel with the nun, and the scene ..... Just like the Hong Kong and Taiwan otaku films he had seen before, the warm and fragrant picture of Ximen Qing and the little nun in "XX Baojian".

The second uncle and the little nun in the dream became a good thing, and it was in the big wooden basin, under the steaming water...... Everything seems incomparably fragrant and ambiguous.

When he woke up the next morning, the second uncle found that he had lost his dream, and then ..... My mind is full of the little nun, thinking about my heart, thinking about eating, driving, going to the toilet, almost every minute and every second! He seems to have found the woman he loves, although he is only a nun, but the impact of unrequited love is completely beyond the imagination of the second uncle.

That... He had already arrived at the junction of Shaanxi and Shanxi while driving, and turned around and went back directly, wanting to find the little nun to complain.

The second uncle didn't go back to his partner's village, but asked people from several surrounding villages, where is the so-called Cui Jing Nunnery? In the dream... He clearly remembered that the nun had told him that he was practicing in Cuijing Nunnery, but after asking many people in a row, the local people didn't know that there was also a Cuijing Nunnery in this mountain?

However, this did not stop the second uncle from looking for love, he decided to look for it in the nearby mountains, if there was really no Cui Jing'an, it was not enough fate, so he could only do it! Finally... It's right to get up with your own impulses, be uninhibited and uninhibited, and fight hard.

Just as night fell, the second uncle had already turned around the mountain several times, and when he was about to go down the mountain in disappointment, he was suddenly caught by something on his shoulder......