133. Hideyoshi's non-everyday ....
Another day of saying....
"Why is this happening?" said Hideyoshi, touching his swollen left eye. I didn't do anything..."
Here's why, for some reason, Hideyoshi and his two sisters slept in the same room (can't you open an extra room with the Black Howling Dragon).
Hideyoshi slept on the ground, and the girl slept on the bed.
It's harmonious, isn't it?
However, the next day, Twilight appears in her quilt and is still holding her hand.
And then....
"What did you bastard master do to your sister!"
Bang!
And then there was no then....
~~~~~~~~~~~ is the dividing line ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
restaurant
“.... Alas~"
The black dragon stared at Hideyoshi for a long time, and then sighed as if he hated that iron could not become steel.
"What are you sighing for, it's me who hurts!" Hideyoshi roared.
"Well, it's you who hurt... Alas~"
"I want to die!"
"Other girls have taken the initiative to post the door.,You still can't figure it out.,Sad.,Alas~"
Immediately, Hideyoshi was deflated and lay on the table.
"Do you suddenly feel weak?"
“.....”
"Do you want to die?"
“.....”
"Throw yourself down from that passage on the basement floor, and feed Deadpool by the way, you can be considered to have done something meaningful."
"I think that's how you should die!" Hideyoshi flipped the table directly. "Can't you give me some ideas?"
"Mukas Minor Restoration."
As the Black Howling Dragon's spell was cast, the overturned table and the items on it all returned to their previous appearance.
"Hey~ wasting a spell slot."
"That's not the point!"
"I know what you want." As he spoke, Black Howling handed a book to Hideyoshi. "Come on! In the year of Sao, I went to work. ”
Then, Black Howling Dragon stood up and walked out the door.
Hideyoshi looked at the book in his hand.
《? Teach you how to soak your own weapon mother? (Author: Long Aotian of a different world)
To be honest, at this time, the book that Black Howling Dragon gave to Hideyoshi can be said to be a charcoal in the snow, but....
"Can't you give it to me when they're not next to me...."Hideyoshi wanted to cry without tears.
"Perverted master! Go to hell! ”
Well, Hideyoshi died again ....
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Ground floor.
"Hehe~ Okay."
Mute smiled and pushed out the treated Hideyoshi.
"Young people, life is always difficult and difficult, don't take it to heart."
"Of course you can see it, you don't know how many years you have lived, and today is the second time I have been beaten."
"Hehehe~ If you want to really capture a person of the opposite sex, you can't be in a hurry, take your time, hehehe..." It's a good thing that she hits you, though. ”
"You mean I owe a beating, right..."
"Have you heard of it? To really hate someone is not to hate him for the rest of your life and hate him forever, but... Oblivion..."
"Only people who care about you will make a move on you, but it's just a different action..."Mute sat down slowly and said. Some people can express their feelings in the right way, while others are more shy and not good at expressing them, so maybe her actions are not very appropriate..."
"You mean, you care about me? Are you kidding? She wants to kill me! ”
"Hehehe~ Do you want to test it?" Mut laughed.
"Master, are you alright?"
At this time, Twilight walked down and asked Hideyoshi.
"Well~~ it's all right."
"Great, Xiao Yin is really too much, so ruthless." Twilight took Hideyoshi's arms in her arms (but they were all about the same height) and said.
"Twilight, you..."
Hideyoshi felt very unaccustomed to being hugged by Twilight like this, yes, although it should be a thing he enjoyed, but... There is a difference between reality and imagination...
"Master, don't you like Twilight?"
"It's not! It's just...."Hideyoshi touched Twilight's head.
"Hehehehe.... I'm not used to it, it's good to be young, hehehe..."
Immediately, Mut stood up and walked to the next floor.
"I'm an old man who won't be involved in your young people's affairs, I'm going down, hehehe~ It's good to be young, it reminds me of that group of little girls, hehehe..."
"I always feel like I've been sold again," Hideyoshi said. Only one person who cares will... Hit him? What a fallacy this is! ”
~~~~~~~~~~~ strategy begins with a dividing line ~~~~~~~~~~~~
Above, Hideyoshi's room.
"Nasty! Dislike! Dislike! Why do I have such a master! "Hiding on the bed and rolling around, my mouth is full of broken thoughts.
"I still want this kind of book, really, really...."Yin sat up and looked at the book "? Teach you how to soak your own weapon mother? book
"I hate it! He's going to die! ”
Then, Yin turned around, clasped his hands, and sulked.
Squeak
"Hidden, are you there?"
At this time, Hideyoshi walked in and saw Hide, who was sulking with his back to him.
"Xiao Yin? Still mad at me? ”
Hide ignored him.
(I don't want to pay attention to this perverted master!) )
"Xiao Yin?" Hideyoshi shouted again.
(Just ignore you!) )
After such a stalemate for a while, Hideyoshi came to Hideki and shouted again.
"Hidden?"
(Ignore it!) Just ignore you! )
For this situation, Hideyoshi was silent for a while....
(Huh?) )
Yin suddenly noticed that there was an extra fluffy thing in front of him, which kept shaking in front of his eyes.
A dog's tail grass
As the dog's tail grass kept shaking in front of Yin, and the realization of Yin also shook with it, the two cat's ears stood up, and their bodies trembled, as if they were trying to endure something.
After a long time....
"Hmm... People can't stand it, meow! ”
Yin jumped up and pounced on the dog's tail grass.
Then, we saw that Hibi, just like a real cat, began to wrap his hand around the dog's tail grass in Hideyoshi's hand.
For a while, the room was very harmonious...
At this time, as if he suddenly remembered something, he suddenly mentioned it, and then...
"Whew!"
"Ahhhh Bite again! ”
Hide bit Hideyoshi's hand hard again, and moreover, it bit hard.
"Loosen up!"
Hideyoshi shook his arm vigorously, but it was like a piece of kraft candy, and he couldn't shake it off.
(Tell you to tease me!) Call you a cheap hand! Call you... )
Hiraku kept cursing Hideyoshi in his heart, and at the same time clenched the teeth of Hideyoshi's hand tightly.
At this moment, Cain suddenly felt Hideyoshi's movement of his arm stop, allowing Cain to bite his hand tightly.
"Forget it, if a bite can make you gassless, then bite it."
Hideyoshi's words made Yin stunned.
After a long silence, Hideki relieved himself and looked at the tooth marks on Hideyoshi's hand.
"Does it hurt?"
"Of course."
"I'm not going to forgive you like that!" Kumin shook off Hideyoshi's hand and said. "I still read that kind of book, it's really..."
"Such a master is annoying, isn't it?"
Yin was stunned again, and swallowed back the words when he saw the latter half of the words.
"I know that just getting bitten by you isn't enough to take your breath off..."
As he spoke, Hideyoshi slowly put a hand on Hide's head and stroked it gently.
"So what?"
With Hideyoshi's touch, Hide's face immediately changed to a look of enjoyment.
"Meow~~" called out comfortably.
"It's really like a kitten."
At this time, Yin suddenly reacted.
"You...."
Suddenly, Hideyoshi was suddenly embraced by Hideyoshi, and his left hand gently stroked Hideyoshi's head
"Okay, okay, don't make a fuss, I was wrong, forgive me, okay? Love to make trouble with awkward kittens? ”
This is the third time today, and Yin was once again stunned by Hideyoshi's words, and then Yin struggled in Hideyoshi's arms for a while, then stopped, and moved his body towards Hideyoshi.
"En" Yin nodded obediently, then closed his eyes, enjoying the warmth he had never had.
"Hidden actually likes the host very much, because... You're my master..."
Looks like the strategy has worked...
Let's take a look at the other side of the unknown....
Hideyoshi's personal computer, a recent email, which reads as follows:
[I'm a light eye, and I took time out of my busy schedule to write to you .....]
[I know that you have encountered unprecedented difficulties in the process of tackling concealment, and here I would like to give you a few suggestions....]
[Brother take the initiative! You're not rich and handsome! There will be no girls upside down! It's Diao Silk who is going to counterattack the goddess! You have to let those male gods know who is the protagonist! To deal with tsundere, if you don't have the aura of the protagonist, you must take the initiative! Catch her weak point and break it with one blow! Brother, seize the opportunity to attack the tsundere's kitten! Don't be cowardly! Let's take the art of Raiders to the next level! Burn the soul of your own strategy! God is watching you from afar! 】
[There are a few more general processes of the hidden strategy below, (omitted)...]
"You are my true brother!" Hideyoshi hugged Hiku, whispering 'crying and tears'....
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Second basement floor
"Did the kid succeed? It's really good~" Mute sat on the ground and said. "It's good to be young~hehehe...."
"I'll take a leave of absence for that kid, it looks like he won't be going to school today..."
As he spoke, Mute took out a mobile phone.
"By the way, how is this mechanical product used?" Mute looked at the mobile phone in his hand and touched his beard. "Will you?"
Deadpool, who was on the side, glanced at the phone in Mute's hand, snorted, and turned to leave.
"No rush, no hurry, take your time.... Hehehe~~"