"Second uncle, could it be that this is ......" After reading this memory, I sighed and smacked my tongue.

"Not bad! She is Jiang Xiaoyun, the woman I love deeply," the second uncle confessed frankly.

"Jiang Xiaoyun?" I'm even more confused, isn't Jiang Xiaoyun the name of the second uncle?

"Second uncle, aren't your name Jiang Xiaoyun?" I was surprised.

"Nonsense, who told you that my name is Jiang Xiaoyun, how did you see my ID card?" The second uncle smiled.

I was completely stunned, and I dared to ..... The tablet in this room is actually that Daogu's, doesn't that mean that in the other coffin, it is Jiang Xiaoyun who is closed? What's the deal with that rattling and scratching sound?

The last time I saw it in the memory of the second uncle, there was only one coffin in this room, and it was still a secret passage, leading to a strange and terrible world, so now...... There were countless question marks in my head.

"Second Uncle......"

"I know what you're asking? Don't open the lid when the bun is not cooked, you will naturally know what is going on after seventy-seven forty-nine days," the second uncle directly suppressed my curiosity.

"Oh," I paused and said, "Second Uncle, I really don't know what your name is, since I came to Beijing, I have always called you Second Uncle......

The second uncle smiled: "It's good to call me second uncle, it's good to listen to, cough..... Although we are not related by blood, I already treat you as my own child. ”

"Second uncle... The two people, Jingchen and Jinghui, are really wolves! I asked, embarrassed.

The second uncle said, "Not bad! In fact, there were three wolves in that temple, two small ones and one old one, and I invisibly killed two of them with blood, leaving the old incarnation Bodhisattva sitting in the main hall. ”

"That old wolf, it's... Is the so-called master in Jingchen and Jinghui's mouth? I asked curiously.

The second uncle said, "Yes! In fact, it is also in the temple, pretending to be a bodhisattva, hiding in the front hall. ”

"But... Why doesn't it come out .......? I wondered.

The second uncle laughed: "You mean, look at the four of us together......."

"No, no, no! Second uncle, my mind is not so dirty, I mean, why don't they eat you quickly? Since you were tricked into entering the temple, do you have to do so many tricks? I asked with a wink.

The second uncle laughed and said: "You don't understand the nature of goblins, they actually want to be like people, taste what feelings and conflicts are like, but it's not always good, if you think carefully, you can find the loopholes inside." ”

"Savor human emotions and conflicts?" I think it's interesting, to talk about loopholes..... There really is, let's just say that Jinghui, I don't believe that I will undress in that situation, for the sake of my senior sister to let a strange man be obscene, this is absolutely impossible!

"Yes, animals actually have a bad side, just like a cat and a mouse, you can bite to death, but people want to trick you until you are exhausted before you start, probably this is what it means, you look at so many corpses under the bed, you may not know what kind of script you have performed, of course, it must also include the kind you said to eat immediately," the second uncle smiled.

Hearing him say that, I kind of understood...... Anyway, if you want to eat it, it's better to play for a while and taste the joy of being a human being.

"Second uncle, is that relic still there?" I asked with a smile.

"What a bullshit relic, I took it out later and saw that it was a dead man's femoral bone, and it was also a round shape the size of a ping-pong ball, damn! That thing was cast with a demon spell, which made me fascinated by that Jingchen, and finally sent it to the door myself," the second uncle sighed.

"Actually, I felt something was wrong just now, the little nun patted you on the shoulder..... It's not a normal human reaction at all, only wolves like to put their paws on people's shoulders, it's hard to move from her nature," I said.

The second uncle laughed and said, "Sort of, later, I experienced a lot with the master, so it's not strange that this kind of thing is not strange......."

"You followed the little master down the mountain, did you really become someone else's corpse baby?" I quipped.

"If you don't do it, there's no way, that guy stuffed an old corpse Yin Pill into my mouth, and from then on, ...... I'll become her puppet," the second uncle smiled helplessly.

......

There is a corpse living in his body, and this guy is constantly growing and slowly corroding the second uncle's body and mind! Induce him to be a bad guy.

If it was before, even if the second uncle liked someone again, it would be impossible for him to do that kind of beastly rape, all because the heavenly soul was suppressed by the corpse, and evil thoughts defeated kindness. And after stuffing a Yin Pill, absorbing and sealing the corpse, it is equivalent to isolating the "virus" in the hard drive, and the second uncle has become the upright and lovely soldier brother again!

Of course, these were all explained by Mrs. Xiaoyun, and he only understood later that the second uncle at that time only knew that he was kidnapped by this dead girl and swallowed something similar to a life and death talisman, she had to follow wherever she went, and if she was disobedient, she would immediately stiffen into wood! I had to be a little follower obediently.

Fortunately, he has earned enough money, and he has been busy in the wind and rain all these years, and it is rare to have leisure to walk around......

Interestingly, the second uncle later learned about ...... This Xiaoyun master walks the "rivers and lakes" for nothing else, but to find rare things on the body of the evil in the world, such as the tears of female ghosts, the yin pill of zombies, and the hair and teeth of monsters, etc., collecting these materials to paint, which can have an unexpected effect.

As an acolyte, he doesn't know why he painted these paintings, in short...... Whatever the teacher asked him to do, he just did it obediently.

......

After going down the mountain, the second uncle became a "full-time driver", and Mrs. Xiaoyun was not polite, and directly asked him to drive around the countryside in northern Shaanxi.

The second uncle drove the car in a daze, he didn't know the details of this little Daogu at that time, he only knew that he had been kidnapped by a demon, and the future was unknown.

"Uh-uh... Girl, what are we going to do in northern Shaanxi? The second uncle asked embarrassedly.

Xiao Daogu's apricot eyes rolled and said in disgust: "What are you calling nonsense?" The word girl is also called by you? You should call the master, believe it or not I will turn you into a stone, carve you into a ghost and throw it back to the temple. ”

As soon as he heard this, the second uncle's heart chuckled, and he pondered in his heart, could it be... What kind of dirty thing did she turn into? I'm really unlucky...... I had just escaped from the wolf's den and met a tigress again.

"Ahem, I don't mean anything else, I mean..... The title of the master is weird, in case someone else hears it, and thinks that we are insane, why don't I call you little master? The second uncle said calmly.

"Little Master?" Xiao Daogu rolled her eyes and said, "Why am I so young, you just call me master!" ”

"Okay, then call you Master, there must be my teacher in the threesome, it's really amazing to see your skills! Just like Zhang Tianshi! The second uncle complimented again and again.

"Hmph, it's pretty much the same, such a big person, don't you know the dessert of the mouth? Mix in society, don't suffer if your mouth is sweet! "Aunt Xiaodao taught the second uncle a lesson.

The second uncle was secretly funny, and found that this girl was really immature, and she had to pretend to be a superior at a young age, but in fact, if she communicates well in the future, it can develop into a normal interpersonal relationship.

"Oh, by the way, let's go to northern Shaanxi......"

"Look for zombies!" didn't wait for the second uncle to finish asking, Xiao Daogu gave a straightforward answer.

"What... What? Looking for zombies? "Second Uncle is incredible.

"That's right, the one you ate just now is the old stiff Yin Dan, if you eat it, I'll have one missing, of course I have to find one to make up......" Xiao Daogu explained.

As soon as these words came out, he almost didn't nauseate the second uncle to death, and he was about to vomit when he stopped and pushed the door open, but his throat and eyes were dry, and he couldn't vomit anything...... Seeing his retching and painful embarrassment, Xiao Daogu giggled and looked very happy.

"Okay, okay, or not a man? I'm saving you, it's just that it's hard to understand with your current IQ, let's talk about it later," Xiao Daogu laughed.

The second uncle was about to collapse, but after being disgusted, he thought that he was still alive now, it was better than being beaten by those two wolves, this little Dao Gu was extremely evil! I can only take one step at a time.......

After so many years of wandering on the rivers and lakes, the second uncle stabilized his mind, restarted the car and drove all the way to northern Shaanxi.

Looking at his "Tie Qing Resolute" face like eating a dead mouse, Xiao Daogu sneered and laughed again: "You, don't be so psychologically burdened, be my corpse baby, I will love you very much." ”

The second uncle didn't speak, and continued to drive the car seriously, until he got out of Qinling, lit a cigarette, and took a hard puff before asking meaningfully: "Master, as far as I know, there are no big tombs in northern Shaanxi, are you going there to find zombies, is it reliable?" ”

Xiao Daogu snorted coldly: "What do you know? Who told you zombies must be in the graveyard? There are no zombies in the tomb at all! ”

This was a surprise to the second uncle, he had really experienced zombies, and the shaman witch tomb in the old forest in the northeast was a nightmare that he could not erase for the rest of his life.

"Master, I really don't understand this, you can tell me about it," the second uncle asked very modestly.

"Yes!" Xiao Daogu nodded, and seriously told the mystery inside.

But where the so-called big tombs in the world, the burials are all people with status, these people choose the Yin Mansion are extremely elegant, up to the princes and generals, down to the rich people, will ask the gentleman who understands feng shui to choose the hole, the selected tomb is also a good land, the tomb owner into the earth autopsy, it is impossible to become a zombie.

On the contrary, in the countryside and rural areas, the common people do not understand feng shui at all, so they bury them blindly, and accidentally bury their ancestors in the corpse raising place, gather yin and nourish their spirits, and thus become zombies!

"You look at the archaeological show on TV, so many ancient tombs have been dug up, which tomb owner is a zombie? As for the Xin Chai woman in Changsha Mawangdui, and the so-called non-rotting corpses in the Xiaodangshan cemetery, they are not zombies, but the embalming measures are in place, and the real zombies are completely different from that! Xiao Daogu explained.

When the second uncle heard it, he thought it made sense, yes! Archaeologists, that's a justifiable digging of graves, there are more graves dug up, and I haven't heard of any zombies?

"Master! When you say that, it seems like that's true! The second uncle sighed and smacked his tongue.

Xiao Daogu snorted coldly: "People in the world don't understand anything, and they always think that there are zombies in the grave, but in fact, they don't understand at all, real zombies, like you..... Hide it around! ”

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