In the Liu family's super base, as a gust of gusty wind blew, everyone in the base couldn't help but feel a shock in their hearts, and their heads buzzed inexplicably, and then their brains hurt.

People didn't have time to figure out why this strange wind smelled, and they were tormented by a violent headache.

Wang Yueyue is also here, and there is a headache when the wind blows.

Even sparrows, swiftls, cuckoos, turtle doves, etc., which usually jump around on the branches, have a headache and faint, and shake a few times on the branches as if drunk, and then plunge headlong into the ground.

This kind of storm can cause headaches not only for birds and people, but also for other creatures such as trees and plants.

After the storm, the world returned to calm.

"Look! What's that floating in the sky? Same as an aircraft carrier! There's also a lot of floating tentacle thread on it! The curly-haired special forces said while coaxing the baby.

Everyone looked in the direction of the special forces' curly fingers.

"Needless to say, it's definitely an alien warship again this year! Alien warships, the most common thing in the last days, it's not strange for me to fly in the sky! A slightly older worker said calmly.

"This is not a battleship! It can't be a Zerg brood, right? Why does it look so much like the brood that can devour everything in the game? ”

"How did this thing come to Earth? It seems that everyone will come to Earth with this thing in the future? It seems that everyone will have a boss fight in the future! The captain of the special forces said.

"This is really a Zerg brood! You see, in addition to many tentacles with suction cups, there are also a lot of deep holes on the body, like the nostrils of a whale's head spraying water, which open and ......close," the special forces captain said seriously.

The Zerg Brood happened to float slowly towards the special forces, floating under its wrinkled belly, like the cargo door of an airplane suddenly opened, opening a black mouth, and blowing a smelly wind.

Not only did everyone have a headache, but their eyes were so smoked that they couldn't open them.

The interior of Grandpa Liu Kui's super base is also blown by this strong brainwashing storm!

The scientists in the superbase who are in charge of studying aliens are warned in advance: "Don't pay too much attention to this brainwashing storm, this is a precursor to the Zerg brood trying to conquer the entire Earth and other aliens and intelligent beings on Earth." Don't care. ”

Liu Kui sniffed hard in the air: "This wind doesn't contain urine, right?" Why are you so sassy? So what if anyone cared about the brainwashing of this storm? ”

The scientist who specializes in aliens scratched his head: "If anyone cares about this brainwashing storm, they will treat the people who care about the storm as rebellious, and release the Zerg Guardian to kill the rebel and then devour it." ”

Liu Kui was anxious and felt that he was not answering: "I just want to know if the smell is urine?" ”

Scientists who study aliens said: "The hormones in the body of the Zerg brood can detect many kinds of things, such as all kinds of trees, different kinds of flowers, animals, including human minds...... It smells like urine! ”

"Oh! After talking for a long time, I finally understand now! You just said that it wasn't urine, and explained so much! Is! Liu Kui dug his nostrils and said with a slight disdain.

Grandpa Liu Kui walked over and suddenly remembered something, hesitated for a few minutes and said, "They sent the email we received yesterday?" ”

Liu Kui suddenly realized and said, "It feels like it! This is the boss of the Heavenly Alliance? It looks like a ragged warehouse! ”

The Zerg Brood flew slowly around the ultra-low altitude of the earth, using its brainwashing storm with a smell of noise to probe every corner of the world over and over again, to see if there were any people who were dissatisfied with their domination of the earth to come out and go out or directly strengthen the brainwashing storm to burst signals, so that the heads of those who were not satisfied exploded and died.

In fact, brainwashing storm is a super strong particle stream, and many creatures that have survived in pilling for a long time can't feel this signal at all, that is, whoever disagrees with the offer to fight, except for being able to smell the smell and feel a headache, there is no feeling.

The Zerg Hive, which had been flying in the air for a long time, felt that since no one disobeyed its rule, it meant that everyone agreed that it would rule the earth.

Of course, after the rule, every living thing (individual or collective) on the earth, including aliens, will have to pay taxes, and the details of the types of taxes are as follows: 1. According to the nature and function of taxes, they are divided into 6 categories (a total of 18 types of taxes):

(1) Turnover tax. There are value-added tax (levied on the proportion of goods and products sold), consumption tax (levied on the proportion and volume of controlled consumer goods such as tobacco and alcohol), business tax (3% on construction, transportation, culture and sports, etc., 5% on finance, insurance, postal communications, catering, accommodation, leasing services, sales of real estate, transfer of intangible assets, etc., and 5-20% for entertainment).

(2) Resource tax. It includes resource tax (levied on the proportion and quantity of specific non-renewable mineral products exploited and used), and urban land use tax (levied on a fixed amount per square meter per square meter of state-owned land use rights).

(3) Income tax. Including corporate income tax (levied on the proportion of operating profits obtained by enterprises) and individual income tax (levied on the proportion of income obtained by individuals).

(4) Taxes for specific purposes. Including urban maintenance and construction tax (levied in proportion to the amount of value-added tax, consumption tax and business tax paid), land appreciation tax (levied on the proportion of value-added income from the development of real estate on state-owned land and the transfer of state-owned land use rights), vehicle acquisition tax (must be paid before the motor vehicle is licensed), cultivated land occupation tax (levied on cultivated land occupied for non-agricultural purposes), tobacco tax (levied on tobacco buyers in proportion to the purchase price), fixed asset investment direction adjustment tax (temporarily suspended).

(5) Property and behavior taxes. Including real estate tax (levied at 1.2% of the original value per year for self-use or 12% of rent for rent), vehicle and vessel tax (levied on the purchase and user according to the fixed amount of vehicles or tonnage), stamp duty (levied on economic business contracts, capital account books, warrants, etc. at the standard of 0.005%, 0.05%, 0.03%, 0.1%, 0.3% or 5 yuan/piece), deed tax (levied on the purchase of a house or land purchase contract 1-4%).

(6) Tariffs. That is, tariffs, which are mainly levied on the proportion of goods and articles entering and leaving the country.

2. According to the attribution of tax and financial rights, it is divided into 3 categories (a total of 18 types of taxes):

(1) Central tax. For example, consumption tax, customs duties, and vehicle purchase tax are 100% owned by the central government.

(2) The central and local governments share taxes. For example, value-added tax, enterprise income tax, and individual income tax are shared between the central and local governments.

(3) Local taxes. For example, the central government does not share the business tax (excluding the business tax paid by the Ministry of Railways and the headquarters of banks), resource tax, urban land use tax, urban maintenance and construction tax, land value-added tax, cultivated land occupation tax, tobacco tax, real estate tax, vehicle and vessel tax, stamp duty, deed tax, and fixed asset investment adjustment tax.

3. According to the division of tax jurisdiction, it is divided into 4 categories:

(1) National tax. Taxes levied by the national tax system. There are mainly value-added tax, consumption tax, and vehicle purchase tax

(2) Land tax. Taxes collected by the local tax system. There are mainly urban maintenance and construction tax, resource tax, real estate tax, urban land use tax, land value-added tax, vehicle and vessel tax, stamp duty, fixed asset investment direction adjustment tax (temporarily suspended), tobacco tax (collected by the financial system in some places), cultivated land occupation tax (collected by the financial system in some places), deed tax (collected by the financial system in some places),

(3) National and local condominium tax. Individual income tax (individual income tax on interest income from bank savings deposits is levied by the national tax), enterprise income tax (the division is more complicated), and business tax (for example, the business tax paid by the headquarters of the central government such as the Ministry of Railways and the headquarters of banks is levied by the national tax).

(4) Tariffs. Collected by customs.

The currency in which taxes are paid in the last place is uniformly as: crystallization (price expressed depending on rarity).

Such a complicated tax check made Liu Kui feel incredible: "Grandpa, you have received documents again!" It seems to be related to paying taxes! After the end of the world, there will be basically no rules in the world! Isn't that hilarious? Is there a personal income tax or something? ”

Grandpa Liu Kui looked confused, looked at the scientists in the Liu family's super base, who are usually known for studying aliens, and said, "What do you think? ”

A middle-aged handsome uncle with a gentle appearance who surrendered deeply at a glance pushed his glasses: "In my opinion, this is the Zerg Nest to control and rule the earth, and the various rules issued in advance should be read by the creatures on the earth in advance, so that they can be managed in the later stage!" Although many hardware and software facilities have been destroyed and not yet established after the end of the world, it can be seen from this tax type table that they will definitely establish and improve various facilities in the short term to cooperate with the good implementation of the tax form. Otherwise, everyone will definitely not be convinced! ”

Wang Yueyue, Zhan Xiaogui and others had another headache, and then the "buzzing" in their heads was like the sound of electricity before the village plug-in loudspeaker read out the relevant policies and regulations, and a few seconds later, a cold male voice read out: the details of tax types.

Aliens on Earth will also receive in their brains a cold male voice in a foreign language, a breakdown of the types of taxes.

After receiving such information, Grandpa Liu Kui said: "This tattered warehouse, do you really think that you are a Zerg mother's nest?" I don't want my Liu family to pay taxes! Beat me first! ”

Liu Kui cheered on the side: "What Grandpa said makes sense! Why should it be ruled by a worm? We can live well without it! This Zerg brood is really shameless, and I didn't help everyone do my big thing and let me pay taxes when I opened my mouth and closed my mouth, it's really shameless! Grandpa, don't worry, I'm going to unite all the alien races and humans with special functions on the earth, I think it's time for us to join forces, we should join hands with all races on the earth except the Zerg brood to drive this ugly and greedy Zerg out of the earth.