396, talking little raccoon
Goofy was just about to drive away when he heard the woman's words and immediately applied the brakes again.
"Oh, wait a minute, ma'am, what did you just say? Talking raccoons? ”
"Yes, a talking raccoon, and still wearing clothes, carrying a cannon barrel......" said the lady in alarm, "I think this beast must be the product of some secret experiment, and the scientists nowadays are so crazy that even raccoons don't let go...... Didn't the Green Goblin and Professor Lizard teach them enough lessons? What a bunch of idiots who don't know how to learn their lessons! ”
"What? Talking raccoons? Still wearing clothes and carrying a cannon barrel? When the little spider heard this, she became excited, "My God, this is so interesting!" Officer Goofy, I really want to catch this raccoon as a pet!! ”
The lady looked up at the voice of the spider and was startled.
"Are you...... You're the new superhero of New York, what's your name? Spider-Man? The lady asked, shocked.
"Spider-Man, it's not big, it's not Spider-Man, my name is Spider-Man." Peter Parker laughs and explains, "You can also call me a little spider. ”
"Oh! You really are Spider-Man, it's such an honor to meet you. Wait a minute...... The ......" lady next to her looked at it, and then recognized Goofy, "You're Officer Goofy?" Oh! Look at how panicked I was, I didn't even recognize Officer Goofy......"
With that, the lady pulled her phone out of her pocket and leaned over to Goofy and the little spider.
"Can I take a picture with you? Just take a picture, my son is a huge fan of both of you, really, he loves you guys so much! ”
The little spider hurriedly cooperated with the scissor hands, and Goofy also smiled.
The lady leaned over to take a picture, then nodded to Goofy and said, "By the way, I almost forgot to say, thank you for the good things you did in London last week, thank you for saving the earth!" ”
"You're welcome, that's what we're supposed to do." Goofy nodded.
The little spider also smiled and said, "Don't worry, we will continue to protect the earth!" With us, no aliens can destroy our home! ”
"Oh, of course, I trust you." The frightened lady nodded.
At this time, Goofy was in no mood to chat, and he could basically determine the identity of this talking raccoon.
Appears near a spaceship, can talk, wears clothes, and carries a cannon......
There are all kinds of signs that the raccoon that broke into this lady's house is none other than the rocket of the Guardians of the Galaxy!
However, according to the original timeline, the Guardians of the Galaxy should not have been formed at this time, and Rocket should have just mixed up with Groot, and they have not yet met Star-Lord, Gamora, and Drax the Destroyer.
The current Rocket Raccoon and Groot are supposed to be just bounty hunters roaming the universe, who have nothing to do with protecting the galaxy and will only toil for some profit.
"Strange, what are the rockets doing on Earth?"
Goofy muttered to himself.
"Officer Goofy, what did you say?" The little spider in the car looked back at Goofy and asked curiously.
"Ah, it's nothing...... Gao Fei quickly covered up, then turned to the frightened lady and asked, "Madam, is it convenient for you to take us to your house to have a look?" I'll help you deal with that talking raccoon. ”
"What?" The frightened lady said she was frightened again, "Officer Goofy, didn't you say that talking raccoons should go to the wildlife control department for treatment?" ”
"Hehe, since I've encountered this incident, then I can't sit idly by, right?" Goofy smiled and said, "After all, I can't live up to everyone's love and trust in me, can I?" ”
"Oh!" The frightened lady was in awe.
Backstage: [Cult from Yelena +3]
"Thank you, Officer Goofy, I'm very willing to show you the way, in fact, our house is not far away, you can park your car here, and we'll walk over." The frightened lady Elena said excitedly.
"Okay." Goofy pulled the handbrake, turned off the car, and beckoned to Peter, "Let's go, little spider, go meet the talking raccoon." ”
The little spider was very excited: "Officer Goofy, are you planning to catch this raccoon and make it a pet for me?" You must be thinking so, right, Officer Goofy? Thank you so much! I'm going to treat this raccoon well...... I've actually always loved small animals, it's really ......."
Gao Fei scratched his head: "Oh, little spider, listen, this raccoon is not a simple wild animal, if he can speak, then he is a high-level intelligent creature, no different from you and me." ”
"Really? So you mean, I can't keep this raccoon as a pet, right? Oh, that makes me a little sad...... "Peter whispered, "but it's good to see this little fellow, and you think he's going to bargain with us?" What would a raccoon say? I want to eat fish? I want to eat fresh fish? Hahaha......"
After babbling for a long time, Peter turned to Goofy again: "By the way, Officer Goofy, what about the mission of the alien spacecraft?" I mean, if we catch that talking raccoon, there's no one to deal with the alien spaceship, right? I think the mission of the alien ship may be more urgent, should we investigate the alien ship first? ”
Goofy patted Peter on the shoulder: "Kid, sometimes you have to be good at discovering the connection between things, have you ever wondered why a talking, clothed, and bazooka raccoon suddenly appeared near the landing site of the alien spacecraft?" Don't you think there's any connection between the two? ”
"Oh!" Peter suddenly realized and excitedly said, "I see! It's possible that this raccoon escaped from an alien spaceship! It's possible that he's an alien test subject or a pet, right?! ”
Goofy smiled and nodded, although Peter's guess was still far from the truth, he was already very close to the truth.
"You have a point, little spider, and I think your assumption is correct."
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Under Yelena's guidance, Goofy and Peter Parker arrive at her yard.
Her yard is quite spacious, with a lawn, swimming pool and a small garage, while her home is a small two-storey villa.
Elena walked to the door and looked timidly inside, and the sound of rummaging through her house came from the sound of rummaging through the cabinets.
"Little raccoons in your house?" Goofy asked in a low voice, "This guy hasn't left?" ”
"It looks like this...... "My husband is away from home on a business trip these days, and I'm the only one at home, and if there's any movement in the room, then it must be this damn little raccoon who made it!" ”
"Good, I see." Goofy nodded, "I'll take care of the rest." ”
"Please, Officer Goofy." Elena whispered.
Goofy beckoned to the little spider, who followed Goofy into the yard, and Yelena tried to follow, but Goofy stopped her.
"Don't come in, Elena, this little raccoon has a weapon in his hand, and there's a good chance he'll hurt you by mistake." Goofy warned.
"You mean...... Will this little brute shoot? Yelena was a little shocked, "Will he use a weapon?" ”
"If he can even learn to speak......," Goofy shrugged and confessed, "then it shouldn't be difficult for him to shoot, right?" ”
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