At night, in a deep meadow on the outskirts.

When Qin Feng was dying, he squinted at a middle-aged man next to him who claimed to be a general of the zombie king and said:

"I'm going to die, don't fool me anymore, okay? Let me die quietly......"

The middle-aged man said: "Sao Nian, I really see that you are destined for me." In this way, I will give you a drop of blood, and the future of the zombie clan will depend on you in the future, do you think it is okay. ”

Qin Feng was about to cry: "Lao Tzu has shed a lot of blood, and I want you to have a drop of blood to use...... Let's go, I'm not going to die happily here......"

"Sao Nian, if I give you a drop of blood, you will become a zombie like me, you can not die or die, you can't die if you want to." The middle-aged man is bitter.

"Are you insulting my nine-year compulsory education? Lao Tzu, as the successor of socialism, is going to die, can you still be fooled into life? ”

Qin Feng is about to collapse, what kind of sin is this Nima doing?

Before he died, he was pulled by a neurotic calf and let him die unpleasantly?

What made him even more angry was that this middle-aged man directly squeezed his finger and dripped a drop of blood on Qin Feng's wound.

"I'll make up, your uncle, are you sick? This will be transmitted to Lao Tzu...... Hey, whatever, I'm going to die anyway. ”

Qin Feng sighed in despair!

The middle-aged man spoke again: "Sao Nian, you won't die, from now on, you are not the successor of socialism, you are the successor of my zombie king's generals, you are the new zombie king, come on!" ”

"You go, I don't want to see you again......"

Qin Feng held back tears and twisted his head to the other side. Now my biggest wish is to let him die quietly!

The middle-aged man is finally gone.

Two hours later!

"The moon is so round tonight!"

Qin Feng lay in the weedy field, staring at the moon.

"It's been so long, why haven't I died? Although it is a long time to wait for death, it is too long. ”

After another hour, Qin Feng felt that something was wrong.

Not dead yet? Can you have a good time? Why are you still getting more and more energetic?

Just as he was wondering, he suddenly heard a girl's voice.

"Wait a minute, I'll be right away."

Then, Qin Feng looked at a very beautiful short-haired girl who hurriedly walked over.

Because Qin Feng was in the weeds, and it was night, the girl didn't see Qin Feng on the ground.

Seeing the girl coming over, Qin Feng couldn't help but sing in his heart:

"She's coming, she's coming, she's taking off her pants and squatting down......"

Ay? Wait a minute? What are you doing with your pants off?

The girl walked over his head, then squatted down as soon as she loosened her pants.

Suddenly, the big eyes stared at each other, and the four eyes were facing each other!

What is this for? Is there any quality? Can you respect the dying man?

If she is allowed to pee on her face, it will be too undignified to die.

So Qin Feng spoke: "Sister, it is forbidden to defecate here, violators will definitely take pictures!" ”

The atmosphere was suddenly awkward, and the girl looked down, and now she really looked at each other.

"Ah......h

I heard the girl's exclamation, and she lifted her pants and ran.

Qin Feng breathed a sigh of relief and avoided being urinated on before he died.

But after more than ten seconds, the girl returned, followed by another girl.

"Mengmeng, are you sure you saw someone lying on the ground watching you pee? In the middle of the night, how could anyone lie here? ”

"Really, Zi'er, be careful, I'm afraid ......" The girl from before was obviously frightened.

After the two of them slowly approached, they both saw Qin Feng among the weeds.

Qin Feng: "What are you looking at?" Haven't you ever seen someone dying? ”

"Ah......h

"Ah......h

The two girls exclaimed together, and then asked Zi'er's long-haired sister to calm down first and said, "It's a personal ......"

The short-haired girl from before looked at Qin Feng on the ground again.

Then the two girls got closer and looked at Qin Feng carefully.

"You...... Who is it? What are you doing lying here at night? Quite a corpse, huh? Zi'er said angrily.

"That's right, it's a corpse. Hurry up, don't bother me to die, is it so difficult to die quietly. ”

At this time, the short-haired girl Xiaomeng was not afraid anymore and said, "Death? Aren't you doing well? How can you die? ”

"Okay? Blind? Don't you see my blood? ”

Qin Feng was speechless, thinking that all he encountered tonight was a neurosis.

The two girls looked at Qin Feng suspiciously, and then Xiaomeng said, "Where is the blood?" ”

Qin Feng was so angry that he sat up and pulled his clothes and said, "Come and see if this is the ...... Hey? What about blood? ”

Looking at his clean clothes, Qin Feng was stunned, wasn't he covered in blood before? What about blood?

No, what about the wound on your stomach? Didn't you get stabbed twice? What about wounds?

After searching for a long time, Qin Feng found that there was no trace of a wound on his body.

"the groove, the groove ......"

At this time, only the groove can express his feelings, after all, there is no culture.

"How can you be alive and dead? Am I really an immortal zombie? ”

Qin Feng, who was born in a new society and grew up under the red flag, really didn't believe that he had really become a zombie.

However, he really didn't die, right?

"However, since he is not dead, then there is time to settle some accounts slowly."

He won't forget how he lay in the weeds, all thanks to the ruthless siblings at school.

For the sake of my girlfriend!

……

"Hey, why are you here most of the night! It can't be a psychopath, right? Xiaomeng asked Qin Feng.

After all, he was seen by Qin Feng just now, and he was unhappy, and he didn't speak politely.

Qin Feng took a deep breath and asked rhetorically, "What are you doing here so late?" ”

"What are you doing, we drove from our hometown in the countryside to the city, passing by here for convenience."

As he spoke, Xiaomeng blushed and pointed to a car on the road in the distance.

Seeing this, Qin Feng said, "This ...... If you go to the city, it's convenient to pull me, right? ”

The two women looked at each other and then nodded.

The car started, Qin Feng asked:

"You two are very bold, aren't you afraid to drive from the countryside to the city so late?"

Zi'er, who was driving when she heard this, said: "That's what I want." ”

Qin Feng was speechless, and was about to say something more, but he saw a figure of a woman in a white dress standing on the side of the road in front of him, and slowly beckoning.

"Someone stopped the car." Zi'er stopped as she spoke, and said to the white figure on the side of the road:

"What's the matter??"

The woman in white turned pale, expressionless and said with empty eyes, "Can you give me a ......?"

"Okay, where are you going?" Zi'er asked.

At the same time, Han Meng had already opened the car door and let the woman get into the car.

After getting in the car, I heard the woman in white say in a faint voice:

"Go to ~ the ...... of the Netherworld"

"Little sister, don't be kidding, where do you live?" Xiaomeng asked with a smile.

At this time, Qin Feng opened his mouth and said, "It may not be joking!" ”

"Huh?" Xiaomeng and Zi'er both looked at Qin Feng with bewildered expressions.

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