Chapter 36 What do I want this golden hoop for?
"Wukong Little Sage, listen to me!" Taibai Xingjun flew over the clouds panting, and entrusted the yellow decree in his hand and said: "I am an angel sent by the Great Heavenly Venerable, there is a holy purpose for this, Wukong Little Sage and slow down, the Jade Emperor Great Heavenly Venerable knows about this matter!" ”
"You were ordered by Tianzun, Bao Laojun went west to turn Hu, at the banquet court of the King of Qin, you were provoked by the human warlock Ti Shuo, neglected and disrespected the respect of the old king, and hated the immeasurable sect master, causing you to make a big fuss, but your two families were entangled, not to make the precepts of that day, hateful to the human warlock Ti Shuo, deceived the King of Qin with a paper on the Jade Emperor Da Tianzun, the Great Tianzun sent a decree, to the Lei Ministry to investigate, Lei Gong made trouble, so that Ti Fangshi borrowed the divine power of the Quartet and fought with you."
"He blocked Lao Jun's westward journey, and he deserved death, and now I have sent someone to lock him up, and I am about to send this non-villain to the eighteenth layer of hell!"
"This man is the culprit, and there is no redemption for death! Later, the fighting method of the two parties hurt the harmony, and the little sage made you swallow 80,000 mountains, so that the mountain god was helpless, only to provoke the Dongyue Emperor, cut your life for hundreds of years, and now the words have been spoken, it is just a misunderstanding, the little sage and the truce, the heavenly court will give you an explanation! ”
Wukong listened to it and said secretly: "What the master said is really not bad, it is obviously the culprit of the Lei Gong, but the Jade Emperor secretly protects it, and the Lei Gong acts in a proper way, and actually planted this black cauldron on the head of the Nati Fangshi." The Jade Emperor is even more powerful, my grandson killed a lot, he was happy, he didn't think much about it, now that I think about it, I have countless deaths and injuries to the immortals, and it was already a situation where I couldn't advance or retreat, and Heavenly Court and I didn't die, and he actually passed it like this. It turned out to be a dispute between me and Heavenly Court, and the culprit Lei Gong was also the favorite general of the Jade Emperor, and it became a situation where Emperor Dongyue lost face and couldn't even keep the dignity of the five elders of the five directions. ”
"If you think about it carefully, the Jade Emperor's majesty has not been damaged, and he borrowed my hand to knock on the ground, which will only make it more majestic...... Good intentions, good power skills...... But this kind of scheming and power technique, to the emperor of the world, can still be called a cunning technique, not a dignified and righteous way, the respect of the Jade Emperor of the Three Realms, actually only makes these small means, which is really despised. Master is right, this Jade Emperor ...... Immorality! ”
"I was so happy this time, I didn't think too much about it, and the Jade Emperor also gave me a way out. Otherwise, if you continue to make trouble, you will really have to pour out all the heavenly generals and provoke all the great supernatural powers in the world! ”
"That Dongyue is really powerful, the three treasures in his hand, all of them are extraordinary, if I didn't have one more heart this time, and borrowed the magic weapon of the master to help, I may not be able to beat him. As the saying goes: take it when you see it! I haven't achieved my skills, I have to learn more under the master, don't be too arrogant, it's better to cheat the Jade Emperor of some benefits, and then let him invite my master to be the old man of the East, and I will be soft for a while. ”
Wukong made up his mind in his heart, but said in his mouth: "You don't want to fool me, it's obvious that Lei Gong is secretly masterminding, humiliating me, snubbing my master and Laojun, just a human monk, what's the top?" ”
Tai Bai Xing said kindly: "Little Sage! Wukong only turned his head, bared his teeth, and made a grimace to scare Dongyue, Emperor Dongyue glared angrily, Wukong shouted: "What an old thief, you dare to be murderous, Brother Qingniu lent me your hoop." Qingniu was puzzled, but it was not easy to ask, it was worth taking off the true shape of the Five Mountains and handing it the diamond bracelet.
Dongyue saw the true treasure of his own five mountains, and his eyes were about to burst into flames.
I saw Wukong sneering, taking advantage of his defenselessness, the diamond bracelet in his hand flickered, and it turned into a circle of light and landed on the head of Emperor Dongyue, Dongyue's face changed, and he felt that there was an extra golden circle on his own Yuanshen head.
Tai Bai Xing was slightly flustered in his heart, and said secretly: "This Monkey King, why didn't he follow the routine?" ”
I heard Wukong say: "I don't have the strength to guard him, so I will turn the treasure of the old man into a golden hoop and put it on his head...... Now, I'm concentrating with you on the theory! ”
Tai Bai Xing said in a panic: "Your Majesty Dongyue is the Emperor of Heaven after all, how can you be so humiliated, Wukong Little Sage, you let him go quickly!" ”
Emperor Dongyue was even more angry, he suddenly got up, his face was hideous, and he was about to fight with Wukong, Wukong just sneered, chanted a mantra in his mouth, and between thoughts, Dongyue only felt that the golden hoop on his head was tightened, and the aperture in the Yuan Shen also attacked, which only made him have a splitting headache, and with a bang, he fell to the ground, in great pain.
Wukong said with a smile: "I have this diamond circle, it is the Taishang Laojun furnace refining, Kungang real gold is turned into a hundred turns, the upper can set the fairy magic weapon, the lower can fight the demons and monsters, put on the head, the size is free, I recite the mantra of the hoop, it can make you have a headache, your eyes are swollen and numb, your hands can't be lifted, there is no trick to solve the spell, even Daluo Tianzun can't unlock it." ”
As soon as Wukong thought of Da Luo Tianzun, Chen Ang sensed it, shook his head and smiled: "Splash monkey, I want to untie that bracelet, do I need any more unwinding spells?" Just let you brag about that cowhide! ”
Tai Bai Xing was relieved when he heard that it was Lao Jun who had refined it, and secretly said to Ri Youshen: "Go and invite Lao Jun over...... If Lao Jun can't leave, go and ask him, the golden hoop'er's untying spell is like this! ”
Riyou Shen hurriedly went to the lower realm, and when he arrived at the foot of Zhongnan Mountain, outside the building, he didn't dare to trespass without permission, so he had to knock on the door and clap the board, shouting: "Grandpa Taishang Laojun!" Grandpa Taishang Laojun! Then with a grunt, the door was opened by Yin Xi, and Riyou said urgently: "Your Excellency, and inform Grandpa Laojun that it is the Heavenly Court Night Tour God will invite you, and you will go to Tianhe to subdue demons!" ”
He didn't say that it was okay to subdue demons, but when he said that the second son of demons was subdued, he hated Chen Ang, who was playing chess in the back mountain, Chen Ang sneered: "What a heavenly general, my apprentice, dare to call himself a demon, and ask Lao Jun to subdue the demon, I think, it is the demon who will descend you!" ”
The cloud qi behind Chen Ang's head rose faintly, and Wukong's quantum aura was uncertain and the probability cloud of the two realms was sensitive, only to hear Chen Ang say: "Splash monkey!" People don't even know how to turn the tiger away from the mountain......" Wukong hurriedly said: "Master! Chen Ang told everything about the matter and ordered: "You deal with it yourself, don't let people bother me!" ”
Wukong respectfully responded to the order, gritted his teeth and said, "What a platinum star, frame me with words!" Before Yin Xi reached the back mountain, he saw Taishang Laojun coming from the front, and said with a smile: "I played chess with the sect leader, and I couldn't do it, so I had to go to the meeting." Go down! Don't bother. Yin Xi retreated, that day You Shen waited for a while, only to see Lao Jun push the door out, beckoning him to go to the clouds, Sun You Shen felt that Lao Jun was a little lively, but he didn't think much about it, so he had to follow.
The 'old gentleman' cloud head is secluded, and the fairy wind is already bone, but at this rate, after going to heaven, Emperor Dongyue is only afraid that he will die of pain!
Riyou God had no choice but to urge: "Grandpa Laojun, please hurry up, that Monkey King has taken down the Dongyue Emperor, and he is being tortured and tortured, and he is going slowly, I'm afraid it's going to be bad!" ”
Lao Jun only said: "I ...... My cloud head is slower, no better than the gods to tour the Three Realms, it will come in an instant, and the old Tao is helpless! ”
Riyoushen gritted his teeth and said, "Fortunately, grandpa's Dharma body is clear, please put it on my back, and I will carry grandpa over the past!" ”
Lao Jun smiled: "Good grandson! Grandpa, go up! As he spoke, he climbed onto the back of the god of the sun, the god of the sun did not see it, the old gentleman on his back suddenly became a monkey dressed in gossip fairy clothes, the clothes collapsed on the body, the long hat collapsed, a little funny, the god of the sun felt wrong, so he asked: "Grandpa Laojun, why is the body smaller, the fairy clothes are a little bigger!" ”
Wukong pinched an old gentleman's voice and said: "Old shrinkage, old shrinkage, the older you get, the more shrinking you are, I think it's getting older, and your body has shrunk a little, you wait, I'll cast a spell for you and go back." As he spoke, he pinched a trick and enlarged his body a little.
Riyoushen still felt that something was wrong, and asked, "Grandpa, why do I think you have hair on your body?" ”
Wukong pointed downward, turned into a floating dust, hit the back of the Sun Wandering God, and said with a smile: "I brought floating dust here, don't ask more!" It's important to hurry! Riyou God felt the same, so he flew quickly to Tianhe.
Lao Jun, who was playing chess with Chen Ang, shook his head helplessly, and said to Chen Ang: "Your disciple is too stubborn, you actually make fun of me!" Chen Ang smiled: "Don't worry, Lao Jun, when he comes back, I will definitely punish him heavily!" Lao Jun said helplessly: "I'm afraid that the sect leader will punish him for talking too much in my name!" Chen Ang smiled: "How dare you!" ”