Chapter 80: Bad Jokes
"Hahahaha." This woman is too funny and cute, right?
Seeing that he was not affected at all, not only could he talk, but also laugh, was this deliberate?
"Don't be complacent, it's my lack of effort." Immediately, she let go of her hand.
Then I saw Mo Liyan holding her chin with her hand and looking at her obediently.
"I tell you, don't pretend to be pathetic here, it's useless to be cute! I don't eat your set! ”
"And which set do you eat?"
"Huh? I don't eat any of them! "I almost got carried into the pit.
"Since we're all human, we have to be reasonable, right? I've been explaining to you that I didn't mean to break into you, and I wanted to leave right away. As a result, you didn't let me go, and you had to beat and kill me. ”
"Hehe, you continue." Mo Liyan heard it with relish, he never knew that a woman could have so many expressions on her face.
"You think I'm a storyteller?" Or the free kind......
"Where did you get this bracelet?" He poked at the jade bracelet with curiosity.
Well? No response?
Poke again, and still no response?
It seems that this bracelet should only have a defensive function, but no offensive ability.
However, he can dissolve his internal force, and he still has some ability.
Xu Qiaoyou hid his left hand behind him, poked it like him, what if it broke?
"Excuse me, can I go?" If we delay any longer, it will be dawn.
"You smell like I hate it."
Flavor? She sniffed and smelled, and there was no smell......
"The smell of the mountain of dust."
Oh, that's it?
"What does the mountain smell like?" She was really curious, does the mountain also smell?
"The stench of hypocrisy."
Xu Qiaoyou was completely speechless, it seems that this person's attitude towards Izumi Mountain is not friendly, how can I say it so as not to anger him?
"The exercises I learned were out of the dust, so ...... But I'm not a disciple of the Dust Mountain. ”
It should be known to everyone that Dust Mountain does not accept female disciples, right?
"If you can make me laugh, then I'll let you go." After Mo Liyan finished saying this, he looked at her with an expectant expression.
If Chu Yuzhi is the embodiment of evil spirit, then the representative of evil spirit in front of her is the representative of evil spirit, especially the ruffian smile on her mouth, which made her swallow her saliva, otherwise it would flow out.
"Do you mean what you say?"
"Of course."
"You promise?"
"Hmm."
Anyone who dared to speak to him like that was basically dead.
"Then you make me think about it." Laugh at him? How do you make a joke?
"yes, there it is."
Bad jokes, she is a master of telling cold jokes.
She sat cross-legged two or three meters away from him: "A hunter robbed a fox, why did the hunter die?" ”
Mo Yanyan frowned, is this teasing or playing tricks on him?
"Because of the reflection arc!"
"Hahaha, hahahahaha."
Mo Liaoyan looked at the woman in front of him who was smiling crookedly, why did that exaggerated and harsh voice sound extremely pleasant?
Xu Qiaoyou laughed for a long time, tears were about to burst into laughter, only to find that the man opposite had no reaction at all, isn't it funny? Shouldn't it?
She thought about it for a moment, right, maybe because of the generation gap?
There is no robbery in this era, and there is no such thing as a reflex arc?
Okay, let's change it to another one......
"Then I'll tell you another bad joke, and you'll definitely laugh this time."
She's going to make a big move!
"The knife is the one we use." She was afraid that he wouldn't understand, so she specially explained.
"Knife knife to breast augmentation." As she spoke, she gestured to her chest and explained to him what breast augmentation was.
"What did it become of Knife Knife to go to breast augmentation?" The smile on Xu Qiaoyou's face was almost uncontrollable.
"It's become Nano!"
"Hahahahaha, hahahahahaha......"
Mo Liaoyan's worldview has been subverted, has he been in retreat for too long, and the world has changed so much?
Xu Qiaoyou laughed to himself for a long time, but the man's expression didn't change, let alone laugh.
"Don't you like to laugh at all? Deliberately embarrassing me? ”
It's so funny......
"What's your name?"
Uh, isn't the topic turning a little fast?
"Xu Qiaoyou."
"You can go."
"Really?" She jumped up for joy.
I don't know why, Mo Liyan looked at her happy appearance, and suddenly felt a little uncomfortable.
"By the way, I don't know your name yet." It's also an acquaintance.
"You don't know me?"
She was stunned, could it be that this person is very famous?
No matter how famous she is, she can't stop her ignorance......
He suddenly leaned forward, leaned into her ear and whispered, "I'm the Demon King." ”
Then he looked at her face expectantly, wanting to see the familiar fear and fear on her face......
I didn't expect to miscalculate this time.
Xu Qiaoyou's face was dazed: "Demon King? Are you the Demon King? Or is it a ban or something? ”
"Hahahaha, little thing, you're so interesting."
"Now, you laughed. You should smile more, you look good when you smile. Xu Qiaoyou felt that this sentence was so familiar, did she say it to Chu Yuzhi before?
Then her mind moved, and at the moment when she teleported, the evil voice came from her ears: "My name is Mo Liaoyan, don't forget it." ”
Is it inky?
After seeing the familiar scenery, Xu Qiaoyou really breathed a sigh of relief, she had just been on the verge of life and death, although she looked relaxed, she was actually so nervous that she couldn't do it.
In the face of such masters, all plans and schemes will not succeed. It's because the difference in strength is too great.
Strength and strength, today once again made her feel the pain of insufficient strength! She must become stronger, at least not again......
The magic mountain, towering into the clouds, perennial black air, a towering building towering in the mountains, suddenly a black shadow appeared on the main seat of the main hall.
"Greetings to the Lord." The crowd below fell to their knees.
"Lord, are you well recovered?" The one who spoke was a man who looked like an iron tower, named Zhao Mi.
"Well, there's something unusual about the dust mountain lately?" Mo Liyan leaned back on the huge seat, closing his eyes and resting.
"When Chu Yuzhi arrived in the Jing Dynasty before, he should have gone to the Divine Tree. He also took two women with him, one of whom is said to be her concubine. Another tall, thin man named Li Hui.
Both of them are Mo Liyan's right-hand men.
"Concubine? It's really a big joke, this layman is a layman, and it's always so vulgar to see things. ”
If Xu Qiaoyou was there, he would definitely rush forward and shout, confidant......
"But this Chu Yuzhi is really unusual for this woman, not only for her to destroy the Jiang family in Xiangcheng, but also to take care of her along the way, and it is said that she was injured for this woman."
Wounded? The dignified Holy Lord, that invincible man, would be injured for a woman? The point is that he is still in retreat, who can hurt him?
"Hahahaha, the dignified Chu Yuzhi actually pretended to be injured, is it to win attention? It's so much fun. ”
It seems that he has really been in retreat for too long......
"Where did the woman come from?"
"I only know that the surname Xu is called Qiao You, and I don't know anything else."
Mo Liyan opened his eyes after hearing this name, and the people standing below lowered their heads, because no one in this world dared to look him directly into his eyes, except for the bold woman......
It turned out to be her?
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