543 Carnival of Killing

"Big and small beauties, and those two single dogs, it's time to eat."

Putting things on the table, Guo Dong woke everyone up from their sleep with a lion's roar.

"Eat...... Dine!? ”

The confused drowsiness dissipated after a while, and the word "eat" was still very attractive.

Of course, compared to eating, the word single dog is more lethal.

"Ahhh

Not to mention the single thing, we are still good friends, and we mentioned this matter......

"It smells so good!"

I mentioned this matter, I mentioned it, I can't beat it, and the facts can't be refuted, for the sake of the face of the delicious breakfast, what can I do if this matter doesn't stop here?

Therefore, Lao Hu, who was originally roaring and rushing out, suddenly changed his hideous face to a flattering smile after a moment of silence.

Liu Xing behind him didn't even need to think about it, his expression and tone were definitely very satisfying to Guo Dong.

Since he was satisfied, Guo Dong naturally wouldn't continue to worry about the two of them, put down the cold and shining kitchen knife in his hand, and let Lao Hu and Liu Xing wipe the cold sweat on their foreheads, and let out a long sigh of relief.

"It's coming, it's so fragrant!"

Young is energetic, in addition to the two single dogs who came out of the rage but were anticlimactic and immediately confessed in the face of kitchen knives, the first person to appear in front of Guo Dong was Zu Qi, a little girl who was just eighteen years old.

"Wow~ It looks good and has an appetite!"

Looking at the breakfast on the table, although there are only a few simple things, but it is colorful and fragrant, the little girl's saliva can't help it.

"It's so fragrant~"

"Sure enough, it was a very wise decision to participate in this show."

"Old Hu, how is it? Just cook for this guy, it's worth the trip, right? ”

With the exclamation of the little girl, all the people appeared in the restaurant one after another.

The staff also began the day's filming under the command of the head of the editing team, who was temporarily assigned to the important task.

As for the original executive assistant director, before Guo Dong and the others came back from the supermarket last night, they had been politely asked to leave - the kind that more than a dozen guns were pointed at the head, and they were so frightened that they fainted and dragged them away directly by their ankles.

Then left the program team with an RV representing one of the giants of the underground world of Samba.

It's not a luxury car, but there's no doubt about the comfort.

After all, the main focus of the RV is comfort, and it is known as a mobile home, comfortable, warm, enjoyable, and comprehensive.

After eating, the group first arrived at the samba school according to the arrangement of the program team, visited the floats that had basically been made, watched the highlights of the carnival in previous years, and then prepared to receive the costumes.

But while they were waiting to receive their clothes, they first received a piece of news that was definitely not good.

"We only need three men and three women, and the remaining lady will take care of the rest of the people."

It's not bad news, but it also makes the atmosphere that was laughing just now instantly cold.

"Wait a minute!"

Lao Hu stood up and looked at Matthew, who was in charge of receiving and arranging for them to participate in the carnival, with some disbelief: "There are seven of us here, but you only need three men and three women?" To leave us with a girl left alone? That's not good! ”

"That's right, I only need six people, and the remaining one will take care of the other people's belongings."

Matthew nodded, making sure they heard it right, and he was right, "But that girl will get a ticket to the carnival and be able to enter the venue and watch your show in the audience." ”

Three boys, this is not a problem, after all, there are only three men here, and the other one is far away in Africa, and the quota is just right.

But the girls' side doesn't hurt, not only four people with three places, but it's destined to have a fever to be excluded.

What's more, girls are good at dancing, not to mention, Shishi is a professional dancer who was born in the dance academy and graduated from the Northern Dance Ballet Department, if she hadn't been selected later to enter the showbiz, she is now estimated to have become a professional ballet teacher.

As a native of the Western Regions, Fat Di is born with the factor of being good at singing and dancing, and in terms of folk dance, he will definitely not be weaker than the graduates of the dance academy.

Although the remaining heibi is not a graduate of a dance academy, nor is he a minority who is born to be good at singing and dancing, he is also a professional singer who has debuted for nearly 20 years. Although the three of them were not famous for singing and dancing back then, they were definitely professionally trained in dance, and they were not much worse than Fat Di and Shishi, a 'family heirloom' and a 'sect'.

As for the little girl......

"Ah~ That's just right!"

Seeing Lao Hu and the others looking at each other with tangled faces, the little girl suddenly rushed to speak in front of everyone after a short period of car film: "I practice martial arts, I really can't dance." ”

Looking at everyone's surprised eyes, the little girl pressed the regret in her eyes deeply at the bottom, and showed a smile that seemed to be happy: "Yesterday I said that I practiced martial arts and couldn't dance, but now I don't have to dance." ”

The little girl's words made everyone fall into a deeper silence.

She has been practicing martial arts since she was a child, otherwise she would not have played Xiao Nezha superbly, and after many years, she still has a strong mark in the hearts of all audiences, in addition to the aura of her eyes and her sister's superb acting skills, the capable and crisp fighting action is definitely a big plus.

But a girl's martial arts practice is still an actor's performance type of martial arts, which is more accurate than practicing martial arts.

At least in Guo Dong's view, the so-called martial arts she is associated with have nothing to do with killing people and killing enemies, fighting and fighting, but are more in line with the beautiful posture.

"Girl, this should be my line, right?"

Everyone was silent, not knowing what to do, let alone how to speak, whether to agree with Zu Qi's method, or ...... Agree? , Guo Dong walked over and gave the little girl who pretended to be happy to touch her head and kill.

"But I really practice martial arts, I can't dance."

Guo Dong rolled his eyes: "Coincidentally, no, I also practice martial arts!" ”

Guo Dong paused: "And I still practice the ancient battlefield fighting technique of only killing people and not performing." ”

"Although it is very meaningful to say that killing and dancing is very meaningful, but I really can't do this kind of thing ...... dancing."

As he spoke, the guy rubbed his chin and leaked a murderous expression: "...... But it would be no problem for me to kill people in three days. ”

"Believe me, as long as I am given ten minutes, I can kill the entire carnival venue without leaving a chicken and dog, blood flowing and drifting, corpses and mountains ...... blood."

"Stop, you!"

Guo Dong was still over there and was about to continue to use idioms to describe it, but he was stopped by Lao Hu with a black line on his face: "What are you killing, do you know how many people will be there at that time?" Hundreds of thousands! ”

"What happened to hundreds of thousands of people? I can bury them all as soon as I open up! The grave can be built easily! ”

Guo Dong immediately slapped the table and shouted, but it made Lao Hu and the others not believe it.

Even if Guo Dong is telling the truth.

"You can pull it down, and open the ...... Why don't you say you put a Mussou in it? ”

Lao Hu's eyes almost rolled to the sky, and the soul of Shishi's complaining couldn't bear it, so he couldn't help but open his mouth and follow Ying He: "Don't say it's hundreds of thousands of people, even if you are stupid with hundreds of thousands of pigs queuing up, you have to kill until the next life, right?" Ten minutes? Dreaming for ten minutes and bragging for two hours, right!? ”

Liu Xing and Fat Di and Zu Qi and Guo Dong had no friendship before, and they were embarrassed to complain about Guo Dong like Lao Hu and Shishi, so they could only cover their mouths and steal fun.

But after heibi laughed twice, he was just about to join Lao Hu and Shishi and give Guo Dong a soul questioning triple killing, but he suddenly thought of something, his face changed, and he was a little pale.

"That...... It's not good to fight and kill, we are a positive, sunny, upward, and positive energy program, isn't it? ”

Taking a few deep breaths and barely steadying his tone, Heibi interrupted the two of them with some trepidation on Guo Dong's mixed male and female scolding: "Why don't we discuss it with Matthew again?" ”

Guo Dong glanced at her, looking at her forced fear and nervousness, he knew that she remembered what happened before.

Although Heibi is not sure if Guo Dong has the ability to slaughter the entire carnival venue in ten minutes, it is just based on the ability that Hamm showed when he was in the mushroom house before, and the means to make He Shouyan and the three of them have powerful superpowers in a short period of time...... Obviously, Heibi understands that Guo Dong has the ability to kill a corpse all over the field at the carnival venue.

Naturally, I believed Guo Dong's words just now.

I'm really afraid that Guo Dong's excitement will turn the world's biggest carnival into the world's largest massacre.

"But I really can't dance!"

Guo Dong is also a little crazy, numb, killing people and setting fires, raiding homes and exterminating people, slaughtering cities and destroying the country, these are all professional, and he is not afraid of anyone in piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry and songs.

I really can't dance this thing!

And Brother Dong doesn't want to lose face?

Let Brother Dong, the mad king of Western Chu who crisscrosses the eight wildernesses and roams the world, dance?

Do you want to die or don't want to live?

"But that's how the program team's itinerary is."

Listening to Guo Dong's words, everyone also heard that he really resisted and even hated dancing.

"And this is the world's largest carnival feast, how many people can't dream of coming, the program team can communicate with the carnival organizing committee, let us participate in the performance, and become the first batch of Chinese to board the carnival float, which can be said to be a great honor!"

The dancing performance on the carnival float is not appreciated by Guo Dong, but it does not mean that others are also disdainful

On the contrary, as I said earlier, this is something that no number of people can ask for.

Although it was not the main coffee, but a float to accompany the dance, it was indeed participating.

"That...... Well, Jelly, don't you have friends here? Is there a way he can change our staffing? For example, three men and three women, become two men and three women, or two men and four women? ”

After Heibi was silent for a moment again, he tentatively made a suggestion to Guo Dong.

"You mean Baroube?"

Guo Dong's eyes lit up!

"That's right, the program team has the ability to arrange, there is no reason why Balube can't handle it!"

Not to mention that they are in a foreign country, even if they are both from the same country, one is just one of the program groups under the local provincial station, and the other is one of the emperors of the underground world of a country.

"Matthew, huh?"

Regarding whether he went to dance to please others, or someone who had nothing to do with him, Guo Dong directly called Lao Lin who was waiting in the car outside.

"I am, may I ask who you are?"

Looking at the middle-aged yellow man in front of him, Matthew looked puzzled and didn't know what he was doing.

Lao Lin pushed the gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose: "Let me introduce myself, my surname is Lin, a native of Huaxia, and I am currently working for Lord Balubei, the king of arms." ”

Matthew was stunned for a moment, and then his face changed drastically.

And Lao Lin looked at Matthew, whose face changed greatly and was frightened, and smiled very elegantly: "I have something I want to discuss with you and the carnival organizing committee...... On behalf of Lord Barube. ”