Volume 4 The Ghost House of the Art Garden_Chapter 225 Discontinued cigarettes
"Huh? Again? Do you want my boy to pee? Come on your own this time, my ...... of incompetence" Fat Dahai pouted, shook his head, and said that he would not agree to anything.
"Fatty, you and Qiaomei's soul didn't really enter the cave room last time, right?" I remembered it and asked with a smile.
"Do you want to care? If you want to pee, you pee, I don't pee anyway. Fat Dahai replied angrily.
Looking at the fat sea, I was amused, it must have been my words that were right, and this guy reacted so violently. But at this time I was not in the mood to argue with him, in view of the situation in front of me, I decided to use the dead horse as a live horse doctor, I unbuckled my trouser belt and urinated down the stairs.
In fact, the statement of children's urine is not consistent in medicine and metaphysics.
In traditional Chinese medicine, the urine of children is called children's feces, which has a certain pharmacological effect. However, it is limited to urine for boys under the age of 10. It is recorded in the "Compendium of Materia Medica"; The smell of children's urine is salty, cold, non-toxic, and the main treatment is cold, heat, headache, and warmth. There are still areas where children's urine is used to boil eggs and eat.
The metaphysical child's urine has the effect of driving away evil and righteousness. It's just that compared with traditional Chinese medicine, the scope of children's urine has been expanded. Of course, boys under the age of 10 have the best urine effect. But as long as the urine of a man who has not slept with a woman can be classified into the category of metaphysical child urine, and this kind of urine also has a certain effect.
So I wanted to use my urine today to see if I could get out of this predicament.
I unfastened my pants pocket and on the stairs.
However, I know that this is purely a rush to the doctor, and I only know a little about it, and I don't know if it is right or wrong to use it this way.
After peeing, Fat Dahai and I continued to run down the stairs. If that urine works, it can break through the prohibition of ghosts hitting the wall, and at least let us run out of the building.
But we ran down for several floors, and the fat sea in front of us suddenly stopped.
I couldn't stop the car and crashed into Fat Sea's thick back.
"Why don't you run away?" I asked.
Fat Dahai said weakly: "Run a fart, take a look." ”
As he spoke, Fat Dahai pointed to the ground.
When I looked, there was a puddle of water on the stairs.
"This ...... This is my pee? "Although I said a question, we all knew without answering that we had been running for so long and were back in the same position.
In other words, the staircase is a complete endless loop.
No matter how much we run, we always run up and down this staircase.
How is this possible?
If we can't get out of such a strange circle on flat ground, we can still understand it. We are walking up and down, one on the top and one on the bottom, with a distance of several floors in between, how can we connect the end to the end?
To prove it, we changed direction again and climbed up.
Something terrible happened, and sure enough, it happened again. After climbing some distance, we saw my puddle of urine again.
Now we were both stupid, sitting on the stairs with our butts,
Fat Dahai hung his head and said, "Boss, you have to find a way, otherwise we will be trapped here." ”
I didn't
said angrily: "Nonsense, of course you have to think of a way, don't shout, my head is big." ”
I rubbed my head, searching my mind for all I could think of. My third uncle and I have done a lot of things, but this is the first time we have encountered this situation. Although I have a headache when I think about it, I can't think of a limited amount of things, and my mind is like paste, and I have no clue.
At this moment, the fat man was sitting on the stairs and something fell out of his trouser pocket. I shone it with a flashlight, and it was the box of cigarettes I bought at the grocery store.
The fat man was bored, so he picked up a cigarette, opened it, took out a match, lit one, and took a puff. At the same time, he took the cigarette case in his hand and played with it. Who knew that after a few plays, Fat Dahai threw away the cigarette case like an electric shock.
I was startled and hurriedly asked him what was wrong?
The fat man pointed to the yellow cigarette box on the ground, his hands trembled, and he had an incredible expression.
I was puzzled and carefully picked up the cigarette case. I haven't paid attention to this box of cigarettes, but this time I took a closer look and found that the trademark on the cigarette box was: Gold Leaf.
I shuddered, even though I didn't smoke, I knew that this cigarette was a brand of cigarettes that was produced in the eighties and nineties.
And looking at the workmanship and pattern of the cigarette box, it is completely a product of twenty or thirty years ago, and this kind of packaging has long been discontinued.
My hand holding the cigarette case also trembled, how could this cigarette still be sold? In this way, either there is a problem with this cigarette, or there is a problem with that Ah Guang.
Fat Dahai probably also found that the cigarette was wrong just now, so he threw away the cigarette case.
But he may be confused now, still smoking the unfiltered cigarette one by one.
I angrily stepped forward and knocked the cigarette off his hand, and said angrily, "Are you crazy? Do you know that there is a problem with this cigarette and still smoke it? ”
The fat sea was excited, and woke up like a dream: "Old ...... Boss, what's the matter with this smoke? ”
I waved my hand and asked him, "Didn't you pay attention to the brand of the cigarette when you bought it?" ”
Fat Dahai shook his head: "No...... However, it didn't seem like that the cigarette I was given at that time. This smoke is so conspicuous, if it was, I should have found it at the time......"
I nodded: "Then it seems that there must be something wrong with Ah Guang." You can't find this cigarette on the market, can you...... Isn't this cigarette for people to smoke? ”
As soon as I spoke, I scared the fat sea a lot, he had just experienced the incident of Ao Jiazhai, and his emotions had just calmed down, and he was like a frightened bird, unable to withstand any stimulation.
He grabbed me incoherently and said, "Boss, I just took a few puffs." It's going to be okay, right? ”
I shook my head: "It should be fine, I don't think you can smoke, you don't suck it in, you spit it out when you get to your mouth, aren't you good now...... Fatty, look at that smoke......"
As I was talking, I suddenly noticed a situation. The smoke from the cigarette that the fat man had just smoked did not dissipate, but drifted diagonally towards the top of the stairs.
The smoke did not rise straight up, but drifted diagonally, indicating that something was smoking it.
"Follow the smoke?" I reminded Fat Dahai to follow the wisps of smoke up the stairs.
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A few wisps of smoke, fluttering and flickering, floated up two floors or so, and then drifted towards a wall.
Under the watchful eyes of Fat Sea and me, the smoke seeped through the wall and soon disappeared.
"Fatty, try another one." I reminded the fat sea.
Fat Dahai hesitated a little: "This is ghost smoke, it's okay to smoke, right?" ”
I simply snatched the cigarette, lit one and took a puff. Of course, I didn't take a puff in, but quickly exhaled the cigarette.
The smoke drifted towards the wall again, and soon vanished.
There are so many walls here, why is all that smoke drifting towards this wall?
I went up and touched the wall, and found that it was very cold.
The palm of the hand basically did not dare to stay on it, as if it had touched a piece of ice.
(End of chapter)
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