Xianyang is the resort of Guanzhong, the capital of the old Qin country, located in the hinterland of Qinchuan in 800 miles, Weishui passes through the south, the mountains and rivers are in the north, and the mountains and rivers are yang, so it is called Xianyang. In the past, when King Yi of Zhou Yi was occupied, King Yi moved the capital to Dog Hill, Qin Xian's grandfather Qin Feizi and his father Da Luo herded horses in Dog Hill for Zhou Tianzi, near the left of Xianyang, and then because of the good herding horses, and had to be named Qin Hou.

The capital of Qin is changeable, Qin Feizi has to seal the capital of Qin (now Baojidong, Shaanxi), and then migrated to the land of the ancestors to herd horses, Dog Hill, and then moved to Huyang, Liyang, and finally settled in Xianyang.

Qin country west of the dog Rong, the folk customs are fierce, and the shape of the pass is victorious, has always been relatively closed, if it is not for Yin Xi's Hangu Pass before the order to lead, Chen Ang and others want to enter the Qin capital, there are some difficulties, Qin State is forbidden to guard the checkpoints in the four places, there are the countrymen, savages, scholars are different, if it is not for Chen Ang and others Bo with elegant crowns, the bearing is not vulgar, Lao Dan once did the history of guarding the Tibetan room, Yin Xi who drove is Zhou Dafu, guarding the order to enter the Qin Heavy Pass, there are quite a few connections in Qin, and it is easy to pass this heavy checkpoint.

In this Qin capital, there is no person who can see the popularity of the saint, so Lao Tzu Daxian entered Qin, but was not known to the King of Qin, but let a Ti Fang Shi know, this Fang Shi has some inspiration, there are rumors in the market that he can communicate with the gods, so he is trusted by the Queen Mother of Qin, and enters and exits the palace boudoir like no one's land, often talks to the Queen Mother about the elixir of immortality, pretends to the divine will, and even interferes in the government affairs.

Before Chen Ang and Lao Dan entered Qin, when this Ti Fang Shi fell asleep at night, he saw a monster with a blue face and fangs, no cheeks and a sharp mouth, and two wings on his back, and a **** who came by the dark clouds, and Ti Fangshi sensed a psychic character, how did he not know that this was the thunder and lightning mother in the sky? So he hurried to meet him and asked him what he meant.

The electric mother mentioned: "My husband and wife came to dream, but they have something to ask you to do!" ”

Ti Fangshinuo said: "The two gods have vast magical powers and boundless power, so what do you need for me, a little witch in the world, to be effective?" I will not dare to quit in the future! ”

I heard that Lei Gong: "Heaven is constant, and I was appointed by the Jade Emperor." Some time ago, I waited for the order of the Great Heavenly Venerable, thunder and lightning, to help the dragon king Xingyun and rain, to the Hangu Pass boundary, I led the drum with my left hand, knocked the vertebrae with my right hand, she also made the lightning chisel clouds, next to the wind Po Xunlang helped, pushed the cloud boy, Buwu Langjun walked together, was about to wait for the Dragon King of the Four Seas to arrive, it rained a lot. ”

"Unexpectedly, there is a demon monkey below, relying on one or two magical powers, acting lawlessly and very rampantly, and dares to take this opportunity to tease us and others. The thunder in his palm led to the changes of the Yin and Yang Hub, causing the drums and sharp cones in my hands to tremble, and the lightning roared in all directions, which actually triggered the heaven and earth qi in advance, causing the thunder and lightning to explode in our hands. ”

"It's embarrassing to make me and so disgraced, and it's so embarrassing and ugly in front of that Wind Po Rain Master, Yuntong Wujun, and the Dragon King of the Four Seas! They secretly laughed at me, and the nine heavens and ten lands all knew it, and even the Nine Heavens Thunder Puhua Tianzun had asked, how could such a big revenge not be avenged? ”

Ti Fangshi bowed and said: "The two gods are from the Thunder Mansion, which demon dares not to give face?" Such unruly people, so bold and splashing demons, as long as the two of them start the five thunder emperors, let it happen in advance, then the two gods will drum thunder and chisel lightning, and use the thunder to kill it! You can get rid of the evil anger in your heart. Why boy? ”

"Do you think there's no one behind that demon monkey?" The electric mother sneered: "That demon monkey has a lot of creation, he worships a master, he is the immeasurable master of the pagan sect outside the sky, and he descended the saint's dharma body; The companion teacher is the Taishang Laojun descended into the world, the old monarch has a respected status in the heavenly palace, and now he has come down to turn Hu into a Buddha, which is the great cause of the heavenly court. How can we kill that demon monkey in front of Lao Jun's incarnation? ”

"This ......" Ti Fangshi hesitated, the electric mother's face changed, and she said coldly: "You just said that you would not dare to resign, could it be that you are fooling us, and this little thing must be shirked?" ”

"The little ones don't dare to fool the gods!" Ti Fangshi begged again and again: "It's just that the demon monkey has such a background, and his supernatural powers must be extraordinary, but I'm afraid it's not an opponent!" And if Lao Jun intervenes, how can the small one dare to compete with him? ”

"You don't have to worry about this...... Lei Gong snorted coldly: "I don't want you to take the life of that demon monkey, but just to embarrass it. Lao Jun has nothing to do, how can he care about these little things? ”

Hearing that it was just a humiliation, Ti Fangshi let go of his worries, the sage did not show his way, that is, Lao Jun incarnated in this Qin country, and he also wanted to ask for himself, so he relied on all these years to gain the trust of the Empress Dowager Qin, and wanted to play a monkey demon, wouldn't it be easy? When the time comes, if you have a chance, you will not be able to earn a background, and you will no longer be a first-class immortal in the world, and you will also enter the Heavenly Palace to be an immortal with a position.

Ti Fangshi ordered people to wait near the gate of the Qin capital, and when he saw Lao Jun and his party, he went back to tell him.

On this day, Lao Tzu and Chen Ang rode into the city, and the man went back to inform Ti Fangshi, and then Ti Fangshi hurriedly entered the palace and asked to see the Qin Wang, this Qin King is the king of Qin Wai in later generations, and he was very fond of this Ti Fangshi, taking the pill offered by Ti Fangshi, and pampering the beauty with his fire nature, he met Ti Fangshi very casually, and hugged the beauty to ask Ti Fangshi what he meant.

Ti Fang Shi smiled: "I heard that a strange thing happened in the city, so I came to smile with the king. ”

When King Qin heard that he had something to say, he was also very interested, and said excitedly: "Oh? What happened to him? ”

Ti Fangshi said: "Early this morning, I saw an ox cart outside the east gate of the capital into the city, there were two great sages in the car, there was Hangu Guan Ling Yin Xi driving in front, a horn of the green ox walking, the most strange thing is that there is actually a monkey, dressed in human clothes, learning how to behave, leading the ox in front. It attracted the surprise of the countrymen, and the onlookers blocked the city gate. ”

The historian on the side said: "Daxian in the car, the historian of Zhou Tianzi's storage room is also old!" Known as a virtuous name, high morality, I hope the king worships it! ”

King Qin didn't care about the great sage and Lao Tzu, he only paid attention to the second half of Nati Fangshi's words, and asked with wide eyes: "Is there really an ape wearing human clothes?" This is unusual. Can Tiqing's family see it with their own eyes? ”

"The little one saw with his own eyes, the monkey walked, sat and lay down, like a human, extremely spiritual!" Tifonse replied quietly.

King Qin sighed: "It's a pity that I didn't see ...... Fang family, you said that if the widow invited that old man here, would he bring that monkey over? ”

Without waiting for Ti Fangshi to answer, the face of the historian under the rank changed greatly, and he stopped: "The king must not!" The old sage is famous far away from Yang Quartet, there are Lu State Confucius Qiu, Chu State Lao Laizi, Qi State Yan Ying and other celebrities to visit Xiang Xue, is a famous doctor of great virtue in all countries, now there is a great sage into Qin, the king does not love it with his talent, its virtue smells Xin, and amuses it to the monkey? If this word spreads, it will make the virtuous people of the Quartet look down on me Daqin! ”

"In the past, King Wen of Zhou imprisoned King Zhou, and his son Boyi was invited to enter, and King Zhou did not love the talent of King Wen, but was delayed in the three treasures offered by his son - seven incense cars, sobering felt, and white-faced ape, of which the white-faced ape is a thousand-year-old white ape, and there are three thousand small songs and eight hundred big songs; Good is the dance of the palm; Be good at looking at the demons in the world. The king of the Xuan Dynasty is a monkey and loses the sage of the king of literature, so it is difficult to lose the country. ”

How is this like the king today? King, Yin Jian is not far away! ”

"Humph!" The king of Qin raised his sleeves, and Ti Fangshi pretended to be shocked and knelt, secretly calculated the historian, and said: "The king is angry, it is a small speech, and he has lost the intention of admonishing the king's virtue." ”

"Summons the old man!" King Qin said angrily: "I want to see how virtuous a person is." Speaking of this, the historian was about to breathe a sigh of relief, but he heard King Qin say: "I don't know the comparable strange monkey?" Today, I want to see Daxian, and I want to see the strange monkey. Tiffonshi, go and preach my will. The historian shouted: "How can it be compared to the great sage and the monkey?" The King ......"

"Stand down!" King Qin scolded, and the historian retreated unwillingly.

Seeing that the annoying historian who often advised him was driven away, the King of Qin asked Ti Fangshi with great interest: "That guy mentioned the white-faced ape raised by the king of Zhou, and I remembered, I don't know if that strange monkey has the beauty of a white-faced strange ape, and may dance in the palm of his hand and be good at singing?" ”

Ti Fangshi's plan succeeded, and he also smiled: "This small one is unknown, but the strange things in the world are all owned by the king, and such a strange monkey is raised to lead a horse for the king, which is also a fun thing." ”

"The widow knows Fangshi, you know my mind!" King Qin laughed and said, "Spread the old man and his party!" ”