Chapter 47: The Traitor
Liu Kui's assistant took advantage of the time when he went out to relax with the employees of Liu Kui's company and the doglegs, so he took the zombie language translator to the Hell Spider Emperor.
The Hell Spider Emperor prefers a ladyboy like Liu Kui's assistant.
Assistant Liu Kui learned a lot of alien languages from the zombie language translator during this time, although he is not proficient, but general greetings and entertainment are still okay.
The Hell Spider Emperor suffered a heavy loss from Wang Yueyue's defeat, and was thinking about understanding this Terran guy who could set fire, this Terran traitor surrendered, it was really the Immortal Spider Emperor.
The Hell Spider Emperor put on a humanoid bra and bikini, and danced with a cripple step (learning cat steps but not learning to do it) to greet Liu Kui's assistant and the zombie language translator.
Assistant Liu Kui saw the queen come out to greet him, and hurriedly bowed to the ground to show his respect for the queen.
The Hell Spider Emperor puffed up his stomach, and two streams of smelly liquid squirted out from his navel and eyes, staggering Liu Kui's assistant and taking a few steps back, leaning against a tree to stand firmly.
The zombie language translator whispered to Assistant Liu Kui: "This may be people's reception etiquette!" ”
Liu Kui's assistant and the zombie language translator came to the base camp of the Hell Spider Emperor and entered the camp tent: all kinds of furniture made of spider silk and daily necessities are readily available, which makes people dazzled: spider silk tea set, spider silk cup, spider silk bed, spider silk coffee table......
The Hell Spider Emperor asked the Spider Orderlies to serve two cups of dark green spider tea to Assistant Liu Kui and the Zombie Language Translator.
Assistant Liu Kui pinched his fingers and picked up a cup and handed it to the zombie language translator: "Drink!" Hurry up, people will reward you! ”
The zombie translator swallowed the teacup in one gulp. It must have tasted good to look at that expression.
Assistant Liu Kui waited for a while, and after making sure that the zombie language translator was not poisoned, he picked up the cup himself and drank it all.
The Hell Spider Emperor looked at Assistant Liu Kui so well-behaved and obedient, and rubbed his colored bald head with its bewitching chelica teeth, and there was a burst of alien language.
Assistant Liu Kui replied seriously in a half-baked alien language. Translated into Mandarin, it is to the effect: "Wang Yueyue used to be enemies with Liu Kui." Previously he would be invisible, he would harness the wind, and he would have a sniper rifle...... I haven't had a conflict with Liu Kui during this time, so it's the first time I've heard you say he can breathe fire, and he didn't have this function before! ”
The sound of the zombie language translator came from time to time in the sound effect player of Liu Kui's positioning monitoring equipment.
Although Liu Kui couldn't understand the meaning of the pronunciation of the zombie language translator, he was the most familiar with the voice of the zombie language translator.
Liu Kui listened quietly, and suddenly Liu Kui's assistant burst into bird talk.
Liu Kui wondered: "Where did this assistant and the zombie translator go?" I actually heard this on the side of the zombie alien self-destruct positioning chip monitoring client, control terminal, sound effect console. ”
Wang Yueyue stood behind Liu Kui and vaguely heard it.
"Listen! This is my assistant and zombie translator! I don't understand what is being said, but I'm sure they're in the Hell Spider Emperor base camp. Because since the battle between the zombie aliens and the hell spider soldiers, they have almost been wiped out. The zombie xenomorphs were either torn apart or devoured, and the self-destructing positioning chips attached to them were also devoured by the Hell Spider Soldiers, and one or two could only be chased by the tracker to the signal. Liu Kui explained to Wang Yueyue.
"Oh! Were they swallowed with a zombie xenomorph chip or were they captured? Wang Yueyue asked Liu Kui.
"It's not certain yet. My assistant and the zombie translator must have surrendered to this for sure. ”
Assistant Liu Kui suggested to the Hell Spider Emperor: "Your Majesty, it is only a matter of time before you unify the earth and dominate the universe with such a powerful spider army of yours!" But right now, that kid Wang Yueyue is a roadblock on the way to realizing your grand dreams! To eradicate him, I think our spider soldiers must be equipped with the advanced weapons of our earth! ”
The Hell Spider Emperor was puzzled, and there was a burst of bird language, which translated to the effect: "What weapon?" Where is the weapon? ”
"My previous boss, Liu Quina has! Their ancestors have been in the arms business for three generations, and behind the scenes, there is the largest arms production, R&D and manufacturing plant in China, and the most advanced weapons in the world! I want to find an opportunity to go over and persuade him to surrender to you, and if he doesn't know what to do, we will kidnap him and force them to hand over their advanced weapons......"
The Spider Emperor thinks this method is feasible, but it prefers crystallization.
Spider Emperor: "Assistant Monarch, do you know where you can easily obtain a large number of crystals?" ”
"Liu Kui's warehouse is full of crystals! Go and take it! You're here for crystallization too? ”
"Yes! Crystallization is only available on Earth! In the vast universe, only the earth has it! My country is millions of light-years away, and in the near future the country will send some additional troops......"
Assistant Liu Kui was secretly happy when he heard the Hell Spider Emperor say this: "Not bad! Aliens are awesome! These days, following the aliens is much more promising than the buns on the earth! Assistant Liu Kui secretly congratulated himself on his vision.
Liu Kui looked at Wang Yueyue affectionately, his eyes were full of apologies: "Give!" Please keep this key for me! I used to do too much sin, I'm sorry for us humans! I'm not human! ”
Wang Yueyue took the mysterious key, and seeing Liu Kui's solemn expression, he didn't ask more about what the key was for, and directly put it away for him.
Liu Kui looked at the two rows of special forces who were still beside him at this moment and said to Wang Yueyue: "Hahaha, look at it, the last person left next to me has been working for me, but I look down on their special forces...... You have to lead them to live well! Drive out all the invasion of alien forces and make humanity stronger! ”
Wang Yueyue nodded.
Assistant Liu Kui was not used to eating and drinking the water and food of the Hell Spider Emperor Legion. Began to "adapt to the water and soil": the shaved and dyed bald head burst out with green tendons, and a circle of black marks three fingers wide appeared around the eyes and mouth, looking like zombies in the Qing Dynasty.
In addition to these obvious phenomena, there is also a constant pain in the stomach and a constant desire to go to the toilet.
Assistant Liu Kui kept holding his stomach and insisted, and the Hell Spider Emperor saw Assistant Liu Kui's grinning expression, and with his understanding of humans during this time, he deduced that someone with such an expression must have talent to perform......
The Hell Spider Emperor is very fond of the culture of the earth, and before it came to the earth, he often asked his parents to talk about the life customs of the legendary earthlings......
"Assistant, don't be too modest! I know you have talent to perform! Then let me give you a paragraph, which can be regarded as a self-introduction for you, a newcomer, to officially join our spider army! Let all the spider soldiers know you as a versatile Terran! Start your show! The Hell Spider Emperor burst into applause, and a group of spider soldiers began to crowd around Liu Kui's assistant.
Assistant Liu Kui thought badly: Why did he want to perform a talent show when he obviously had a stomachache? Isn't this an obvious way to pull yourself into the crotch!
"Hey, hey, hey, hey......" The Hell Spider Emperor and the spider soldiers shouted and stomped their feet while slapping, urging Assistant Liu Kui to start quickly.
Assistant Liu Kui's stomach was throbbing at this moment, he stood up with the pain, came to the center of the base camp and danced the Latin dance he was more familiar with, he just twisted twice and couldn't hold it back, accompanied by a loud noise, he directly pulled his crotch: Well, it's much more comfortable!
Assistant Liu Kui insisted on finishing the jump, and ushered in countless praises!