Chapter 511. Pig
Things have to start with leaving the East China Sea on Monday, the East China Sea is vast, he was in a hurry, so he directly tore through the space and randomly teleported to the mainland, and the result was ...... It fell into the pig's nest.
Oh, no, to be precise, it fell on Zhu Bajie's body, woke him up, disturbed his sweet dreams, and now he wants to settle accounts with himself!
"Bell!" On Monday, he dodged Zhu Bajie's nail rake, and the nine nail teeth on the nine-tooth nail rake built nine small holes in the ground.
"You kid still dare to run?" Zhu Bajie was about to make a move when he saw a fist enlarge in front of his eyes.
Bang!
Zhu Bajie's fat body flew out, smashed through the window, looked at the nine-tooth nail rake on the ground, and picked it up on Monday, it was indeed not light, it really weighed five thousand and forty-eight pounds!
But this weight is nothing, picked up the nine-tooth nail rake, came to Zhu Bajie, and said with a smile: "Don't blame the messenger of the Pure Altar, it's just an accident when you come here, no offense!" ”
Zhu Ba said with his panda-like eyes: "You call it an unintentional offense, it's just that my old pig doesn't care, if it's my monkey brother, you probably have to explain it here now!" ”
"Hehe, I've heard of the prestige of Monkey King, or ...... I'll take you out for a meal as an apology? Monday asked tentatively.
Zhu Bajie swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and then said: "How can my old pig be this kind of person who discourages for a meal!" ”
It smells so good!
Zhu Bajie buried his head in the pile of plates, snorted and ate for a long time, and was startled on Monday, he had never seen such an edible person, and sure enough, Zhu Bajie's stomach was worthy of its name, it was too edible!
"The shopkeeper, please put the vegetarian dishes on two more tables!" Looking at this posture, it is estimated that you can still eat!
The shopkeeper ran out and wanted to cry without tears and said, "I'm really sorry, guest officer, the chefs in our store are all tired and paralyzed, and there are no more vegetarian dishes in the store, or ...... Do you change schools? "If it weren't for all the chefs who said that they would let him cook today, they would never cook for the rest of their lives, and even forced each other to die, and in the end, the shopkeeper reluctantly refused this business for the long-term development of the restaurant!
That's a big deal!
"Oh, I understand them, it's meal money!" Pretending to take out two large gold bricks from his sleeve and put them in the hands of the shopkeeper.
Feeling the heavy gold bricks in his hand, the shopkeeper feels the great warmth, all this is worth it!
After Zhu Bajie licked the plate clean, he patted his stomach and said, "After eating eight points full, Brother Zhou thank you for your hospitality!" "That's a lot of effort, just one meal, and one more fat brother on Monday.
"No, has the messenger of the altar been fed? If you haven't eaten enough, you will change stores! "Monday
Asked with a smile, this is a big stomach, it's too eaten!
Zhu Bajie, who turned into a human form, shook his head and said: "No need, the ancients said that you should eat eight points full, and now it just happens, my old pig wants to go back to sleep in the cage, if there is something to come directly to my old pig, not to mention anything else, it is within the Three Realms, all the worlds and eight wildernesses are my old pig's friends, there is something, my old pig will help you settle it!" Zhu Bajie patted his chest and swore an oath.
"Yes, yes, yes!" For Zhu Bajie's words, you can listen to it on Monday, if there is something, it is estimated that this grandson will run faster than anyone else!
"What's that, where is Mount Emei?" Monday asked, he first went to target Sun Wukong's body, the Baolian lamp was on Agarwood's body, and now I don't know where Agarwood is, the position of the Three Holy Mothers is in Huashan, and I can't run away, so I still target Sun Wukong's body first.
"Mount Emei? What are you doing in Mount Emei? There are so many monkeys there! Zhu Bajie said with gritted teeth.
Nonsense, can there be no more monkeys? There's a Monkey King living there, isn't there a monkey like that?
After taking the scriptures, Sun Wukong did not go back to Huaguo Mountain, but went to Mount Emei as his cultivation cave, and went to heaven if he had nothing to do, drink wine, eat a peach, and have a cool horse!
The brothers are the most comfortable in his life!
As for Tang Seng's nagging guy, he is probably still meditating and chanting in Lingshan now, right?
Who knows?
The master and apprentice went their separate ways, and Zhu Bajie sometimes came to Mount Emei to have a meal or something, and improve the food!
Monday said straight to the point: "Oh, I just went to your senior brother to make a move, don't worry!" ”
"Haha, Brother Zhou, you and my senior brother have a trick? You better save it, don't you know that my senior brother was the existence of the Heavenly Palace back then, and even the Jade Emperor felt troubled when he saw him, are you sure you want to go? Zhu Bajie laughed.
The world of Baolian Lantern is actually not too strong, and the gods and Buddhas in this world can live forever, which makes Monday very surprised, since the system has released that task, that is to say, his strength is similar to that of Sun Wukong or Yang Jian, or slightly weaker, but he has a chance to win.
"Don't worry, that's why I'll take you over, if I can't beat him, you pull a fight, and when this matter is over, I'll invite you to the capital to have a good meal, how about it?" I heard that the vegetarian banquet made by the restaurant there is a must-have in the world, especially the race crab, which is made like a real crab, and the tofu can taste meaty, how about it? patted Zhu Bajie's stomach and asked with a smile: "Pure altar messenger, how is it?" ”
Zhu Bajie's small eyes bloomed with a different kind of brilliance, obviously moved, slapped the table, and said, "Okay! Brother Zhou, who is with whom? Don't you just want to see my senior brother? It's just a matter of one sentence! Let's go, this kind of thing is wrapped up in my old pig! ”
fruit
However, it is perfectly possible to use the lure of eating!
The two came to a place where no one was around, Zhu Bajie set up his cloud head, and he felt a little novel when he stood on it on Monday, and there was a soft feeling when he stepped on it, like standing on a thick quilt.
It's fun, and the speed is ok, but it's still not as fast as Monday!
But these are not problems, the two of them sat on the clouds, and they had a chat with Zhu Bajie on Monday, mainly to ask a question on Monday, and then Zhu Bajie began to brag about all kinds of things, saying how to contribute when he learned the scriptures, how to be strong!
"By the way, Brother Pig, do you know Lu Xiaoqian and the stupid girl?" Monday suddenly asked, he remembered the magic mobile phone's Zhu Bajie and Sun Wukong, the Bull Demon King are all played by actors here, I don't know if it has anything to do with it.
"Who's that?" Zhu Bajie's eyes were dazed, saying that he had never heard of these two people.
"Are they two different worlds? Or maybe it's a parallel world! Monday speculated, and then pushed the matter aside, saying: "That, how far is it from Mount Emei?" ”
Zhu Bajie poked his head out to look at the scenery below, and said: "Soon, do you see that, Shu Di is there, Mount Emei is almost here, that dead monkey lives in Jinding, let's prepare, it's almost there!" ”
"Oooh!" Monday got up, holding the Qianji fan in his hand, Zhu Bajie looked away after looking at it, and the two fell down on the mountainside of Mount Emei, and said, "Let's go up for the rest!" ”
"Good!" didn't say anything, followed Zhu Bajie to Jinding!
Along the way, they saw a lot of monkeys, and there were many peach trees growing on the top of the mountain, some of which bloomed and some bore fruit, which had nothing to do with the season, and the climate on the mountain was also warm as spring, but the season below the mountain was already autumn, and the wind carried a sense of gloom!
"Hey, there are many monkeys in this Emei Mountain, and since my monkey brother is here, there are more monkeys!" Zhu Bajie picked a peach from the peach tree, wiped it, opened his mouth to bite, a mouthful of juice, and said while eating: "It's almost there, walk through this bend, and the top is my monkey brother's cave!" ”
Suddenly, he stopped Zhou Zhou and said: "Brother, don't blame my brother, I remind you, my brother monkey's hand is not light or heavy, and the golden hoop stick alone is 13,500 catties, are you sure you want to find him?" ”
This guy, are you afraid that you don't have a long-term meal ticket?
smiled and said, "Don't worry, Brother Pig, don't worry, I'm sure enough to escape from your senior brother's men, it doesn't matter, it's in front, right?" I'll leave the rest to me! ”
"I'll go and call the door for you first!" Zhu Bajie walked to the gate of Sun Wukong's cave mansion and shouted: "Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey, open the door, I'm here, old pig!" ”