Chapter 32: The Comer Is Not Good
"What palace to enter, don't go, don't go!" Ning Shangmo waved his hand like a fly, turned over, and buried his head in the quilt to pretend to be an ostrich.
Zhu Ye was about to cry when she stood on the side, and the father-in-law who knelt on the ground outside was sent out by the palace one after another last night to invite her into the palace, and these people all knelt outside the door of Ning Shangmo's room for a night, but Ning Shangmo just lay on the bed and said nothing.
If this continues, I am afraid that this kneeling procession will be lined up from the Prime Minister's Mansion to the city gate.
"Miss, this is also the emperor and the concubine Niangniang invited you to go, this, if this is delayed, the concubine Niangniang can't bear it, what should I do if I kill it in person......" Zhuye was so anxious that she jumped to her feet, there was still a Yun Niang in Ningfu who could help her block the cold arrows shot by the eldest lady, but in this Prime Minister's Mansion, she had to stand at the forefront alone, and she was really unbearable as a weak woman!
Ning Shangmo shrank in the quilt and said lazily: "Kill it, kill it, just say I'm sick, headache, brain fever, weakness in my limbs, cough, chest tightness, plus infertility, there is only half of my life left, let her watch it herself." ”
"Miss......" Zhuye cried and collapsed on the edge of Ning Shangmo's bed: "Miss, you have pity on Bamboo, if you don't enter the palace with those fathers-in-law who are under orders outside, this person will kneel at the gate of the city." ”
"What are you so pitiful, I'm pitiful!" Ning Shangmo's head hurt from the noise, and she sat up as soon as she lifted the quilt, she stretched her neck, and Zhu Ye immediately trotted to the window and pushed the window open a small slit.
Ning Shangmo looked at the courtyard outside, it was indeed full of kneeling people, and this posture could be compared to those old pedantic people who went out of the palace to Ning's house that year and knelt at the door of the imperial study to oppose it.
Those fathers-in-law knelt on the ground with their waists bowed, their bodies trembling like a sieve, it was estimated that it was cold, and the faces of the few in the front row were blue, if it weren't for the familiarity of these faces, Ning Shangmo would have thought that there was a row of zombies kneeling outside.
"How long has it been, and I'm blasted back! Look at that Xiaolinzi, his mouth is blue, and tell you that this is a cold invasion of the body, and if it is not good, it will kill people, if it is serious, you have to put people on a shelf, light a bonfire under him, and let the two of them stand him and keep roasting on the fire. Ning Shangmo said eloquently, and made a silent gesture.
Zhu Ye listened attentively, nodded quickly, and leaned over to listen.
Ning Shangmo saw this girl like this, he couldn't help but hold his forehead, revealing his eyes looking at the rotten wood, this girl has been by his side for so long, why doesn't she have a brain!
Just looking at the trembling appearance of the group of people outside, Ning Shangmo also couldn't help but teach his maid a lesson, and deliberately said in a voice that could be vaguely heard by those people outside the door: "Then you have to put oil on those people, sprinkle ginger slices and well salt, and keep turning them back and forth, and you have to roast them for a whole hour." ”
After saying this, Zhu Ye propped his head, thought for a while, and asked suspiciously, "Miss, why do I think this method is so familiar?" ”
Nonsense, two days ago, Ning Shangmo took them to roast the big fat sheep that Master Yun Yishu brought back from the frontier, wasn't that how it was roasted! Ning Shangmo resisted the urge to roll his eyes, and continued to say seriously: "This is the same as roasting food, but unlike food, people have to be roasted alive to force out the cold poison in their bodies, I heard that someone was roasted for five hours, and all the skin and flesh were burned before they survived." ”
"Ahh It's so miserable! Zhu Ye looked surprised and said worriedly.
"yes, that's pretty good, cured. If you can't bear the torment, you have to stop halfway through, and if you want to get better in the future, you have to double the time to turn the roast. After speaking, Ning Shangmo sighed loudly outside: "Oh, you said that those people outside are really pitiful, I let them go back and they won't go back, if they get sick, they can only be roasted like this!" ”
As soon as these words came out, a few of the little eunuchs who came first outside really couldn't help it, suddenly kowtowed twice, and shouted outside: "Your Royal Highness the eldest princess, the little one will go back to his life, Her Royal Highness the eldest princess have a good rest!" ”
Seeing this, a few more little eunuchs kowtowed, and followed the people in front of them to flee out of the gate of the Prime Minister's Mansion, Ning Shangmo pushed away the bamboo leaves, put on a piece of clothing and walked to the window, and pushed open the window and said coldly: "Everyone has gone back to restore their lives, what are you still waiting here for, there is no breakfast for you to eat here!" Give me all back! ”
With the person who took the lead, it was different, these eunuchs were originally the ones who came to pass the word, and they didn't want to wait, so it didn't take long for them to leave.
Only Zhu Ye asked nervously, "Miss, should we go buy some shelves?" ”
"What do you buy shelves for?" Ning Shangmo glanced at Zhu Ye strangely.
Zhuye was even more inexplicable: "This, Miss, didn't you say that you have to buy a shelf to bake people on it for treatment, these people will definitely get sick if they kneel all night, let's go buy some shelves, and then do their business." ”
Ning Shangmo didn't wait for Zhu Ye to finish speaking, he slapped her on the head, and said with hatred: "I said that I came to trick those guys to go, how can you be a fool and take it seriously, how can I have such a stupid maid as you, I'm really angry!" ”
Zhu Ye reacted at this time, covered his head pitifully, and whispered: "Miss, your treatment methods are all strange, don't people believe you, Miss." ”
"You still have the face to say...... Forget it, go and go, cook me a bowl of millet porridge with sesame oil and ham meat, stew it to a rotten point and bring it over, and I'll sleep for a while. With that, Ning Shangmo turned around and lay down on his bed.
Zhuye endured it for a long time before he complained, and went to boil porridge with a bitter face.
Only then did she walk to the lobby, and she saw Ming Qingyan coming in from outside with a haggard face, and she couldn't care about Ning Shangmo's millet porridge, so she raised her feet and ran over: "Uncle, you're back, go and see our young lady!" ”
"What's wrong with her?" Ming Qingyan didn't sleep all night, he was really tired, and he was weak to speak.
In contrast, Zhuye was like five hundred ducks calling in unison, and the "quack" noise made his head hurt so badly that he didn't care to listen to what she said, just waved his hand: "Okay, I know, I'll go and rest for a while." ”
Zhu Ye was wonderfully describing the appearance of those little eunuchs running away from the door, and suddenly heard such a sentence, only to find that Ming Qingyan had closed his eyes, and he was about to fall asleep standing like this.
She had no choice but to pout and go cooking.
Ming Qingyan really didn't have the energy, patted Zhuye's shoulder as if comforting, turned around and went back to his room. Ming Qingyan didn't notice that around the corner of the hallway, there was a person standing, who watched him enter the house before turning to leave.
"People are at ease in the palace, they must be indulging in a night, what are you angry about." Ning Shangmo complained angrily at his pair of black-eyed chickens in the bronze mirror, looking at the people in the mirror and staring at himself, he felt bored after looking at it for a long time, so he simply buckled the mirror and turned his head to look out the window at the begonias.
It's not that I haven't grinded this idea in my mind, after all, people have been engaged to the princess of Beimeng for a long time, and they refused before, but it was just because of their identity, and now it's not just right, everyone is chasing after them, and a man will be tempted, not to mention the old fox.
The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, Ning Shangmo didn't know what he was angry about, he just looked at everything in this room and felt very annoyed. After looking at it for a long time, she simply pulled the red silk that was still hanging on the bronze mirror, raised her foot and kicked over the table on the side, making a crackling, almost turning the good room into a ruin, before she clapped her hands comfortably, went into the kitchen and took out the bamboo leaves, pulled her collar and walked out.
"Eh, what are you doing here, Miss!" Zhu Ye was still holding a soup spoon in his hand and twisted his body with teeth and claws, frightening passers-by to avoid it.
Ning Shangmo didn't care about this, he dragged the bamboo leaves and walked to Ning Mansion, anyway, the distance between the two families was not too far, and after dragging a few streets, Ning Shangmo saw the gate of Ning Mansion.
Seeing the familiar lion of the town house, she let go of the bamboo leaf and strode towards the gate of Ningfu.
Seeing this, Zhuye hurriedly stopped her: "Miss, what are you doing, why did you come back in a good manner?" ”
"Why is it good, the prime minister of Mingda is about to marry Princess Beimeng, I just give up a position." Ning Shangmo snorted coldly, didn't pay attention to what Zhu Ye said behind him, and went back to his bedroom with a light car.
It was her own room that was the most comfortable, although the room in the Prime Minister's Mansion was good, but without this good orchid, after all, Ning Shangmo felt that something was missing, and he always couldn't sleep well at night.
Bamboo leaves followed back pitifully.
Ning Fu Yunniang heard that the eldest lady was back, so she hurriedly came out of the account room, and saw Zhu Ye standing pitifully in the lobby, holding her mouth and crying.
"What's going on?" Yun Niang wiped her hands and hurriedly went over to ask.
Zhuye shook his head, just told the things of the morning, thought about it, and added the things of last night, after finishing speaking, when the two of them sighed, they heard someone report outside.
"It's a son called the Painting Garden." The little guy lowered his eyebrows and said with some embarrassment.
That person Yun Niang and Zhu Ye also knew it, but didn't this person just get caught a few days ago.
Yun Niang looked back, but didn't see Ning Shangmo's figure, so she whispered: "Say that Miss is not there, so that person doesn't have to come again." ”
"But...... But the boy said, *** is an important matter, yes, it is about the princess of Beimeng. Before the little servant's words fell, they heard a sound of pushing the door, and a few people turned around, only to see Ning Shangmo yawning, leaning on the door frame and looking at them.
For a moment, these people all lowered their heads and didn't dare to speak, Ning Shangmo glanced at them lightly, and waved his hand lazily: "Go and go, call someone in for me." ”
"But Miss ......" Yun Niang remembered the man, and she never had a good impression of him: "I'm afraid that the person called the painting garden is not good." ”
"Of course I know this kind of thing, but since people are here, it's good to listen to what he has to say and pass the time." The corners of Ning Shangmo's mouth pursed into an unbelievable smile.
Yun Niang couldn't guess what she was thinking, so she could only lead the painting garden boy in with the little girl.
The painting garden was wearing a green coat this time, and his face was solemn, changing from the charm of the past, but revealing a killer atmosphere.
Ning Shangmo held the tea, squinted at him like this, frowned slightly, and before he could speak, he saw that his face suddenly changed, and he cried and knelt at Ning Shangmo's feet, hugged her calves, and sobbed and said, "Miss Ning, you want to save me!" If you don't, I'll die here!" ”