Sixty-nine Recitation
Brother Jian Bosu disappeared around the corner of the teaching building with the ardent hope of Uncle Tao and the entire dormitory, what was waiting for them, the remaining three people only dared to think about the benefits, at this moment Lu Shiyuan finally understood why girls like romance novels, so it doesn't take much thought to know that the plot of the male protagonist and the female protagonist will be happy together in the end is really comfortable.
I finally managed to make it to the last class was an English class, which was really a life, Lu Shiyuan suddenly remembered that the test paper and composition assigned yesterday had not been memorized at all. Lu Shiyuan hurriedly took out the standard answer, trying in vain to memorize the full text in five minutes, but it was really not so easy to use temporarily.
The sound of clattering high heels came from afar, and before anyone heard it, the English teacher came.
The English teacher has a tall English name called Miranda, yes, yes, it's very familiar, right, the odd boss in the Queen of Prada is Miranda. Of course, this is the English name given to the English teacher by the students in private, and because the English teacher has the same surname as Boss Wang, everyone likes to call her Miranda Wang (King of Milan)...... Lu Shiyuan thinks that everyone's creativity is really too rich, this name is really super appropriate, Teacher Miranda is not only as bad as the queen who wears Prada, but also always wears brand-name clothes, changes fourteen combinations seven days a week, and turns the podium into a Milan fashion show scene.
However, there is no doubt about the teaching ability of Mr. Miranda, after all, there must be two brushes to teach in a key high school in a small town, Mr. Miranda graduated from a key normal university, specializing in English teaching, and her professional skills are very good, but this teaching method still needs to be strengthened, maybe it is like the biology teacher Gao Old Man said, the profession of teacher will grow slowly in getting along with students, English teachers are not too mature as teachers now, too young.
Miranda Wang is still wearing beautiful today, Lu Shiyuan doesn't know what this kind of match is called, a white line shirt with a small jacket with a half-waist shawl, tight blue-gray jeans and high heels about five centimeters high, in short, it is very good-looking and very clean, Lu Shiyuan guessed that the English teacher was going to go shopping in the afternoon, but don't run into Uncle Tao and his party.
"Class!" Teacher Miranda taps the table with a board eraser.
“Good morning,teacher!” “sit down!”
"Check the essay you gave yesterday before class." Teacher Miranda has never dragged mud and water, and the whole classroom was quiet all of a sudden, and the pins could be heard.
Lu Shiyuan swore that no matter what happened in the future, she would not bow to difficulties, until she met the English teacher to check and recite Lu Shiyuan, and she knew that she was too beautiful because she was too young. Regarding the question of the question, it is really a pain in Lu Shiyuan's study career, Lu Shiyuan is good at everything, but she is easy to be nervous, and when she is nervous, she is easy to forget things, and when she forgets things, she will be even more nervous, such a vicious circle is really head-catching......
The classroom was suddenly quiet, like a dull secret room that had not been opened for thousands of years, and no one dared to speak. What to do when asking a question, Lu Shiyuan has really studied it well, nothing more than the following situations, one, that is, bowing his head and not moving, imagining that he is a stone, a small grass, and silently praying in his head that he can't pick me and can't pick me, this is the ostrich dodge, under normal circumstances, there are the most people in a class who choose this way, so the base is huge, which also leads to a decrease in the probability of being asked, which is the way most people choose.
The second method is a bit risky, this method is to raise your head when the teacher asks questions, with a confident smile on your face, and nod your head from time to time, giving people the impression that this guy must have no problem, this guy must have memorized the feeling of ripe melons, at this time there must be a mentality of putting death and then reviting. Under normal circumstances, this method should be selected according to the actual situation, if the teacher wants to grasp the typical, take a student who is familiar with the back of the melon to start with others as a leading role model, then this method is not much different from seeking death. If the teacher wants to catch some guys who haven't studied well, this method will work wonders, and the more the guys who study medium, the higher the success rate of avoiding questions, and there are only two chances for scumbags, 100 percent and 0 percent...... Brother Wen is the culmination of this approach.
The third method is also the most difficult method, and there are only a handful of people who have reached this realm, that is, to hypnotize themselves in their hearts, to make themselves believe that there is no such thing as asking questions at all, how to come and how to come, this kind of miraculous method is only useful to real masters, the more nervous you are, the more this kind of master is like a black-clothed killer hidden in the shadows, and it is impossible to be detected, and naturally it will not be caught and asked.
Lu Shiyuan is not talented, only the first method.
"Lu Bowen, you get up and memorize it." Teacher Miranda takes a roll call.
Lu Shiyuan gloated in her heart, it seems that Bowen's kung fu still hasn't arrived home, haha, thinking with his toes, Brother Wen hasn't memorized this guy either, and the remaining three brothers in the dormitory are most likely to have memorized Xu Canyang, after all, this guy is a genius in learning, Lu Shiyuan has no doubt that if Xu Canyang restricts his playfulness and puts more emphasis on studying, then the top 30 in the school must also have this guy. There are some things that I really can't envy, Lu Shiyuan then looked up and forgot about it, and became a little grass that no one noticed.
Brother Wen stood up and frowned, gasped, muttered for a while, and spoke: "H...... Hello, everyone. I am a 16-year-old boy with um....... My name is Alek. I …….”
"Standing up in class." Teacher Miranda looked displeased, and interrupted Brother Wen's recitation, and swept back and forth two or three times with sharp eyes.
"Lu Shiyuan, you get up and carry it."
Lu Shiyuan's idea of schadenfreude was instantly extinguished by a basin of cold water as soon as it rose, what should I do. Wang Dongxue, who was at the same table, couldn't do it righteously, and quietly put the test paper behind the bookshelf to give Lu Shiyuan a hint, and she was not afraid of being discovered by Teacher Miranda. However, it was useless, Lu Shiyuan was too nervous, and the first thing she saw when she stood up was to subconsciously look at Li Yangqing.
“Hello, everyone. I …… I am a 16-year-old boy with great confidence. My name is Alek. I am a student from Haimen Dongzhou Middle School…… I......"I What's coming from? Lu Shiyuan thought hard, but before she could think about it, she was interrupted by a voice that you were also standing, but fortunately, Brother Wen at least memorized one more paragraph.
"Li Yangqing, you come." Teacher Miranda seemed to be disappointed with the performance of Brother Wen and Lu Shiyuan, and directly shouted the big killer Li Yangqing.