The third son-in-law sent a treasure donkey with gold, urine and silver, and the "wealth obsessed essence" was already overjoyed, and what the third son-in-law said, he instructed his subordinates to do something.

The red carpet was rolled out, and the third son-in-law shouted: "Hey, bring the baby quickly!" ”

Liu Hongzhi led the donkey to the carpet unhurriedly, and was very happy in his heart, you are a wealth addict waiting to be fooled. Then he raised his hand and slapped three palms on the donkey's buttocks, and the donkey suddenly forked its hind legs, and with a bang, the feces and urine were scattered on the carpet.

And in the feces and urine, there are really some white broken silver and yellow broken gold.

The donkey was really able to make gold and blood, and the onlookers were stunned.

It turned out that when he was approaching the entrance of the village, Liu Hongzhi asked the third son-in-law to put on the broken gold and silver, stuffed these things into the second mouth of the female donkey, and then stuffed a ball of rags at each of the two mouths.

The donkey that was blocked with two poops, after more than an hour of torment, has already been suffocated, wants to pee can't go, want to pee can't come out, just when it pees hard, the buttocks were suddenly shocked three times, stuffed in the mouth of the two poop small cloth ball and broken gold and silver under the action of the two forces, suddenly with the feces and urine together.

Due to the contamination of feces and urine, the small cloth ball was mixed with feces, and people only paid attention to whether there was gold and silver, but it was not found.

Sure enough, it was a treasure donkey with gold and silver.

"Fortune Lost Spirit" looked at the white broken silver and bright broken gold in the feces, and was so happy that he couldn't close his mouth, hurriedly stepped forward to pick up the broken gold and silver, and then grabbed the reins, snatched it from Liu Hongzhi's hand, and said repeatedly: "Good gift!" What a gift! ”

Liu Hongzhi spread his hands and said to the third son-in-law: "Master, he robbed our baby?!" ”

Seeing this, the third son-in-law hurriedly stepped forward and wanted to retrieve the donkey's reins from the hands of the wealthy man, and said vigorously: "No, father-in-law!" Today I want you to open your eyes and add color to your birthday. This donkey is the source of my family's livelihood and the backer of my life, what should I do if I give it to you?" The third son-in-law pretended to be anxious.

"Or I'll trade half of my fortune for you." Seeing that the third son-in-law was in a hurry, the "wealth obsessed" pulled the reins in his hand tighter.

The third son-in-law saw that the "wealth fan" had made up his mind, and he was secretly happy in his heart, but he showed a helpless look on his face and said: "My father-in-law insists on buying it, and I have no choice, but I am your son-in-law, how can I ask you for half of the family property?" Or you can give me 500 taels of silver. ”

"Okay, it's a deal!" The wealth fan immediately counted the silver and gave it to the third son-in-law.

Before leaving, the third son-in-law repeatedly admonished,

"This donkey can only pee gold and urine once a day, but you must not rush too much."

In this way, Liu Hongzhi accompanied his third son-in-law and went home with silver.

The "wealth obsessed spirit" was so happy that he couldn't sleep all night, constantly replaying the scene of the donkey urinating gold and silver in his mind, and constantly calculating how much gold and silver he could urinate in a year or ten years. He is constantly thinking about how to show off his treasure donkey to the villagers in the future.

The next morning, the "wealth fan" laid the carpet, invited the villagers, and then led the donkey, stood in the middle of the carpet, and boasted:

"Folks, yesterday Wang's 60th birthday, God blessed me with a favor and asked the third son-in-law to send a treasure donkey with gold and urine and silver, now let everyone open their eyes, I only need to pat the donkey's buttocks three times with my palm, and the donkey will come out of yellow and clear gold, and urine out of white silver."

After that, the "wealth fan" slapped the donkey's buttocks three times with his hand. The donkey, who had eaten and drunk enough all night, had been waiting in the middle of the morning, and had wanted to pee, and at this time, the buttocks were shaken three times in a row, and suddenly the hind legs were forked, and the yellow dung and urine were sprinkled on a carpet. The "Fortune Spirit" hurriedly bowed his head to find gold and silver.

However, the fingers were all over the dung, and there was not a trace of gold or silver. The onlookers burst into laughter and shook their heads and left. "Lost in wealth" hurt money and lost prosperity, knowing that he was in the hands of the third son-in-law, he was so angry that he could hardly get up in one breath, so he led his family to catch the third son-in-law.