No one wants to divide the planet
The poison did not return, and for him, in a matter of minutes, he had lost more than thirty of his men, Lucifer, an extremely dangerous symbol. And there is no doubt that the status that poison now has does not allow him to take such a risk on the streets. And he hasn't sent another team of men over until now, which may be selling Lucifer's face, because as he said, the spaceport has a dark night every day, and he doesn't have to rush at this time; Or maybe he's waiting for Lucifer to leave.
Compared to poison, Xiao Baoshi continued to play with fire, although he knew better than poison that Lucifer was definitely a dangerous person, but he still said to the two-headed star man through his personal terminal: "You'd better come back and bring the five thousand star coins you said." ”
As he told the fat man, he had no choice.
"What do you think we should do? Stay in this spaceport? Yes, you're going to work at a barbecue restaurant, and I didn't stop you, so what's the result? ”
"Fatty, that's right, in order to survive, we can abandon everything, including the hope of returning to Earth."
"But how do we survive? How do we find a place to live in this spaceport and find a job to support ourselves? We can't do anything about it, because we don't have any academic credentials that are recognized by H291! ”
Xiao Baoshi said to the fat man sitting next to him: "It takes capital to open a store, and we don't have it; Then we can only rely on ideas, but when we come up with new ideas, what is the result? As a result, people with poison or something like poison appear, and they don't sit idly by and watch the money slip out of their hands. Okay, tell me, how are we going to live in peace? ”
When there is no way back, whether you play with fire or not may not matter too much.
"You're the captain, I'll listen to you." The fat man counted the star coins he had found from the poison's men, and replied to Xiao Baoshi without looking up, "But I really think we have to stay away from Lucifer." You know his strength, you watch him take a sword in his hand, and he will kill such a powerful egg-shaped combat robot in one fell swoop, we really can't afford to mess with it! ”
Xiao Baoshi patted the fat man on the shoulder: "If the poison sends another team of people now, what will we do?" ”
"So, at least until the Lieutenant Colonel arrives, we need to stay with Lucifer."
At this time, Lucifer's voice came from the personal terminal, and it sounded like he was not in a good mood.
For the strong man who was played by two ant-like little people like this, he was naturally unlikely to be happy:
"Don't test my patience, if you still want to live."
"I have what you want." Xiao Baoshi directly ignored the other party's indifference.
"Of course I'm not talking about the sword, I'm talking about an opportunity to leave the spaceport."
"If you're interested, then come back with five thousand star coins, and I promise you won't regret it. In fact, you should also understand that I dare not make you feel regret. Xiao Baoshi said this with a smile, as if he expected Lucifer to come back.
In Lucifer's figure, under the not too bright light of the street lamp, twenty or thirty people who had just taken steps from the darkness stopped. The leader of them called his superiors with his personal terminal and retreated into the darkness again.
"How is this possible?" The fat man asked Xiao Baoshi in surprise, "How do you know that the poison will send people again?" Oh my God, if you hadn't bluffed that birdman back, we wouldn't have been chopped into meat sauce? ”
It's just that Xiao Baoshi didn't have time to answer the fat man's question, because Lucifer threw a black card into Xiao Baoshi's arms, which was a credential worth five thousand star coins, and then he said, "Say it, or die." ”
He has lost all patience with Xiao Baoshi, who is not even qualified to be his opponent.
Xiao Baoshi was not flustered, he put the card in his pocket, and then said to Lucifer: "The female lieutenant colonel wants to recruit me and the fat man, I think the military should have some actions that require our mental arithmetic and pen calculation skills, which is about some kind of scene where we can't use computers." Well, it shouldn't be in the spaceport. If you follow us, maybe this is the way for you to leave. ”
"Go on." His words quickly piqued Lucifer's interest.
"But I can only solve your problem, if your men ......" Xiao Baoshi was very frank, because of the information he got from Zero, he knew that Lucifer was not just one who escaped.
Lucifer shook his head: "Don't talk nonsense, I'm alone." ”
He never thought that his surviving team could leave the spaceport like this.
Therefore, the rest of the personnel have already been settled.
"I have three requests, and if you can satisfy me, then I think there is a way to take you with me out of the spaceport in front of the lieutenant colonel. Of course, if you can do it all, then maybe you can take your sword with you while you're gone. ”
Lucifer thought for a moment, nodded and said, "Say." ”
"Two-headed stars and Kryptonians, there is a plan to divide the earth's resources and colonize humanity, right? Otherwise, why are you so familiar with the languages and allusions of the earth? And the ring of the Kryptonian can also be translated into Chinese? ”
Hearing Xiao Baoshi's question, Lucifer was stunned for a moment, and then said with a smile: "It's a long story. ”
"We have at least twenty minutes left." Xiao Baoshi looked at the time displayed on his personal terminal, and what he was referring to was the end of the time to change guards.
Lucifer looked at Xiao Baoshi and the fat man, with a kind of pity, he shook his head: "This is not a question that can be answered by any two-headed star, fortunately, I can answer it." But sorry, that's definitely not the answer you're interested in. ”
"The truth." Xiao Baoshi is very determined.
"So, as you wish."
"Don't be obsessed with everyone preparing to divide the earth, why? You know Central Asia on Earth, right? Well, can you name a Central Asian country? Yes, you can't! In fact, except for the five countries in Central Asia, the vast majority of you earthlings in other countries cannot say it right away. In the universe, your earth is Central Asia. A place where no one cares, no one knows, no one cares, and there is no exchange of resources with other planets. Because you are so poor, just like the Central Asian countries that can only grow cotton for food! You don't even have the value of being used, so the only use of Earth is to be a backup for the major civilizations in the universe - of course, the H291 planet is far from the standard, I mean, civilizations like Twin Heads or Krypton. ”
The fat man listened, almost breaking down: "This can't be! How can the earth be poor? We have many resources ......"
Xiao Baoshi patted the fat man on the shoulder, signaling him to calm down, and then he asked Lucifer a second question: "Tell me, why did the female lieutenant colonel choose me and the fat man?" She just tested our mental arithmetic ability, and if, as you said, this is a place where a civilization far exceeds the earth's, and the mathematical level of me and the fat man, then it is not worth mentioning at all! ”
"Why do you think the mathematical basis of a galaxy with a developed civilization is worse than that of the Earth? Why can you casually give the square root of 2, and the fat man can give him ten seconds to say a close number, but on the planet H291, it is difficult to find such a person? The answer is that H291 is much more advanced than your civilization! ”
"The progress of civilization has made intelligent life enough to throw away many things, such as throwing Bei Ye, who is famous for his ability to survive in the wild, to the earth five thousand years ago, how long can he live without equipment? And the earthlings of 5,000 years ago, many of them survived, so that there was a modern earth civilization. For the earthlings 5,000 years ago, survival in the wild was almost an instinct, and those who didn't have this instinct died - just like those who couldn't memorize the root number list, they couldn't even get into a third-rate university. ”
Lucifer used as simple metaphors as he could, and he clearly lived up to his genius name, and made the coherence clear in a few sentences: "When the H291 galaxy is as civilized as it is, it is an era when a housekeeping machine may easily complete mathematical modeling; Even if you go to the bathroom and ask casually, the smart computer in charge of flushing can tell you what the root number 2 is, why would someone carry these things? Why would anyone practice mental arithmetic? Just like the white-collar workers in countless office buildings in the modern metropolis on the earth, why should they risk their lives to study and survive in the wilderness like Bei Ye? ”
But this made the fat man angry: "Hey, are you finished?" According to what you say, the fat man has become a Homo sapiens in the mountaintop cave? ”
Lucifer spread his hands and did not answer, but everyone understood the answer.
Xiao Baoshi grabbed the fat man: "The last request, teach us martial arts." ”
"It can't be! Even if you don't have a problem with your intelligence, you humans can't learn the fighting of the two-headed star, you know, you only have a hundred years to live! If you spend 20 years learning this skill, even if you learn it 20 years later, it will be meaningless! Because you will be about forty years old by then, and soon you will be in a period of physical decline! ”
"So, you have to train us well in three months." Xiao Baoshi said to Lucifer.
"It's impossible."
"How many star coins is that longsword worth? Five? Ten? Xiao Baoshi emptily diverted the topic.
This made Lucifer snort coldly: "If it is in the double-headed star, it should be worth one percent of the value of this spaceport; And in the H291 system, if this spaceport can be exchanged for that sword, then the weapons developers of the H291 galaxy will pray that this spaceport, the spaceport where millions of people live and work, can be exchanged for that sword! ”
Xiao Baoshi nodded, stood up and patted the dust on his buttocks: "Sounds expensive?" ”
"It's expensive."
"Then why do you think I'm stupid enough to sell it cheaply? If you can't train the two of us in three months, then why do you think that your course is worthy of the sword's payment? ”
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