Chapter 639: Teased by Su Qingyao
Qin Sheng replied lightly.
However, the truth is indeed a bit dangerous, and he is not ready to explain it truthfully to Su Qingyao, so as not to make her worry.
Hunting in the mountains is not an easy task.
For example, today's wild boar, he slashed it several times to hack it to death, and he was pushed by it, hit the stump, and was scraped off the face by the branch.
He's lucky, if it's a little off, maybe his eyeballs will be directly poked blind.
Su Qingyao looked at Qin Sheng's eyes and knew that this guy must have lied in front of her, afraid that she would not let him go up the mountain in the future.
So he scared Qin Sheng, "I also said that it's okay, look at your wound and estimate that you will leave a scar......"
"Huh? Daughter-in-law, won't you? Qin Sheng was indeed frightened by Su Qingyao.
"How not? The wound is so deep that it must have a scar. ”
"Daughter-in-law, if the husband has a scarred face, he will not be handsome.
Do you know that there is no scarring mud, give it to me. ”
"My medicine doesn't work for your scars."
"Huh? That daughter-in-law, can the father-in-law's face still be cured? ”
"Yes, there are ......," Su Qingyao said with a huge disparity.
"Daughter-in-law, how to treat it?"
"Just spit some saliva and wipe it on your face, and then wipe some boy pee."
Su Qingyao flickered, but she didn't expect Qin Sheng to take it seriously.
Immediately took a few mouthfuls of the palm of his hand, spit on it, and then wiped it on his face.
Su Qingyao was slightly stunned, why did he believe her words so easily? Don't you even need to think about it?
Qin Sheng smiled after wiping it up, "Daughter-in-law, fortunately, I have my own pee, it's almost gone, and I have to find someone else to borrow it!" Now you can use your own, it's not so disgusting. ”
As he spoke, Qin Sheng looked like he was going to take off his pants to pick up the boy's urine.
Su Qingyao was so frightened that she hurriedly stopped, "Are you stupid, are you really going to use child urine?" ”
Qin Sheng was stunned, "Daughter-in-law...... Didn't you say that it was used to urinate a child? ”
"Do you believe what I say?"
"Of course, whatever the daughter-in-law says is what she says!"
“……”
"Daughter-in-law, is it possible that you are teasing me?"
"Nonsense, use your brain to know I'm joking, okay!" Su Qingyao rolled her eyes.
"Uh...... Daughter-in-law...... You're making fun of me......"
"It's you who are so stupid!"
"How can there be ......?"
"I've never seen you so stupid, if I said you could be smart by eating, would you believe what I said?"
"Believe!" Qin Sheng replied without hesitation.
Su Qingyao was amused by Qin Sheng, "Hurry up and wash it, the injury on your face is not in the way, it will be fine after the scab is scabbed off in a few days." ”
Qin Sheng breathed a sigh of relief, "Daughter-in-law, you can't scare me in the future, you will scare me to death." ”
"How did I not know you had become so timid?"
"I'm not afraid of other things, I'm afraid that I'm not handsome, I'm afraid that your daughter-in-law won't look down on me!"
After all, the only thing he has now is his handsome face.
After a few words with Qin Sheng, Su Qingyao came out of the house to deal with the wild boar, while Qin Sheng went to the kitchen to eat the meal that Su Qingyao left for him.
When the lid of the pot was lifted, there was still a little rice left inside, and the sparks in the stove hole were stuffy, and there was a circle of pots.
Qin Sheng's favorite food is this pot, which is crunchy and crispy when biting, fragrant and delicious. It's also delicious to soak in pot soup with water.
There are several kinds of vegetables in another bowl in the pot, which should be specially picked up by the daughter-in-law and put them in the bowl for him.