Chapter 112: I'll give you Xitian brand cigarettes
When the alien boss's daughter-in-law turned into thousands of fire darts and flew towards the Zerg mother's nest, the one-horned alien first felt a clueless nervousness, and then had no choice but to give up.
Liu Kui watched unhurriedly on the computer screen of the drone control terminal as the alien boss's daughter-in-law turned into thousands of darts with smoke and fire, and flew to the Zerg mother nest without looking back and losing consciousness.
Before he got close to the body of the Zerg Brood, he was caught by the Zerg Brood flying out of the wormhole of the body like a cup like a gauze, intercepting all the darts that were flying towards him fiercely, wrapping and absorbing them, and then incorporating them into his body.
The meat balls that were getting bigger and bigger on the battlefield were also summoned back by the Zerg Hive at this moment, and melted into the body of the Zerg Hive.
The one-horned alien and his own guard platoon hid behind the big tree that was hiding in front of it, and watched with their own eyes as the alien gangster army and the alien boss's daughter-in-law were all wiped out and died!
"This Zerg brood is too powerful, isn't it? Just like that, how many times did they devour and destroy the alien gangster army and the alien boss's daughter-in-law? Damn! We thankfully didn't fight back! Oh no, yes, it's hands-on! Otherwise, we will die like them, and we will die so much that we don't even know how we died! The one-horned alien led his army back and said with emotion.
The soldiers under the one-horned alien began to praise the one-horned alien for being smart, capable, and knowledgeable about current affairs! Everyone thinks that this person will be able to become a big tool and do great things in the future! Very promising!
"The boss is still amazing! If it weren't for the boss this time, I'm afraid our lives would have been gone! Thank you so much, Boss! The boss is like a god, and we will follow the boss in the future! Whether we go up the knife mountain or go down to the sea of fire, we will follow the boss! If we don't leave the boss for half a step, even if the boss doesn't pay us a salary, we will follow the boss! A few seemingly obscene-looking unicorn alien guards said.
"Oh, yes! Boss, what are your plans for the future? ”
"Later? I haven't thought about it yet! But I think we can now go and occupy the alien boss's cave and see if there's anything valuable or any interesting advanced weapons inside! Let's go take them home and use them for ourselves! "The one-horned alien has a little bit of a lesson.
"Huh? Boss, isn't that okay? If everyone else sees it, everyone will say that we are robbing while the fire is burning or something! ”
"Whatever! We can't control the mouths of other aliens! The mouth grows on other people's bodies, what they like to say, what they want to say, and what they like to say, let them say it! Let's go over and divide up the alien boss's mansion first. "The one-horned alien lit a flue.
The cigarette it smoked was given to it by Liu Kui, and this kind of cigarette was extracted and refined from the poppy by Liu Kui after dozens of days and nights, and then added various things that were specially purchased from other aliens with crystals for aliens to be addicted: addictive drugs, and then used modern cigarette technology to make something similar to the cigarettes that people smoked before the end of the world.
The one-horned alien can't put down this kind of tobacco with a unique parental flavor, and it feels like he will never be able to smoke enough! In just a few days, the dozens of cigarettes that Liu Kui gave him have been smoked.
It had just smoked this special cigarette that was the most addictive to humans or aliens.
Liu Kui knew that the one-horned alien was going to the alien boss to find useful things, and to put it in layman's terms, he was going to grab or steal things!
"Yikes! This is not Liu Kui, Mr. Liu! Mr. Liu is good! Mr. Liu, why are you here? Could it be that they are waiting to pick me up? Hahaha......" The one-horned alien touched his head and smiled very satisfactorily.
Liu Kui spit out the weed straw that he had bitten into his mouth and chewed on the ground, smiled maliciously, and then patted the one-horned alien on the shoulder: "Hahaha, I know my brother is out of smoke!" Isn't this bringing you cigarettes! This time, it is our company's scientific researchers who have been designing and producing for several days and nights to have this kind of happy magic that smells very fragrant and sucks in the fairy! ”
"Wow! Mr. Liu is really good! Thank you, Mr. Liu! Thank you, thank you very much! The one-horned alien said as he looked at the cigarette in Liu Kui's hand and swallowed his saliva.
Liu Kui smiled and took out a box of cigarettes from the whole cigarette, removed the outer packaging, took out one and sniffed it in front of his nose: "I'll wipe it, this smell thief smells smoothly, there is a smell of the pants of the alien boss's daughter-in-law!" ”
Liu Kui's eyes were misty, and he pretended to enjoy it very much.
The one-horned alien finally couldn't help it: "Mr. Liu! Mr. Liu is good! Did you give me this cigarette? Listening to your introduction, I really want to smoke one now, and remember my sister-in-law! All right? ”
Liu Kui smiled: "Okay!" Give, take! Liu Kui handed an open box of cigar-like cigarettes to the unicorn alien.
The one-horned alien took the cigarette, couldn't wait to take out one from the beautifully packaged cigarette box, approached his nose like Liu Kui before, closed his eyes, and sniffed leisurely.
Don't say it, when you smell this kind of smoke, as long as you think of a woman in your heart, there is a certain woman's smell in it.
To give you a slightly inappropriate example: for example, if the woman you like and think about is rouge, then you smell the smoke and it smells rouge! If the woman you like smells of Chanel, then you smell this smoke and smell it is Chanel. If the woman you like has a very special taste, then this cigarette will also have a very special taste in your mouth......
Another peculiar feature of this cigarette is that lighting it with a special adapter allows the smoker to imagine the shy things he thinks in his head or other things that he desires very much, and can experience and experience them for himself.
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Liu Kui did not explain to the one-horned alien the second function of this cigarette, that is, the function after it is lit.
The one-horned alien smelled Liu Kui's characteristic cigarette and looked like he was enjoying it.
Smelling and smelling, he was very looking forward to asking for a cigarette adapter from Liu Kui, and lit a cigarette. Take a sip!
"Wow! It's so cool! "The moment the one-horned alien spit out the smoke ring, he felt that he had a very familiar smell of his sister-in-law in front of him.
It quickly opened its eyes: sure enough, it was the daughter-in-law of the dead alien bigwig, who was smiling like a peach blossom, standing less than 5 centimeters away from him with affection.
Look at the eyes of this alien boss's daughter-in-law, what do you want......
The one-horned alien understood at a glance, and picked up the goddess he had loved for a long time and went into the bridge hole......
Then there is the enjoyment of drunken dreams and death......
After enjoying it, there is endless darkness and terrible suffocation!
The one-horned alien opened his glasses completely and saw a darkness all around, a night with no fingers out of his hands, and a man who couldn't swim suffocating in deep water......
The one-horned alien, who couldn't move and was waiting for the ruthless muddy water to drown, suddenly saw Liu Kui's obscene smiling face in front of the water, and said clearly in his mouth: This is a gift to you to Xitian brand cigarettes.