Chapter 15 The well-dressed beast is not as good as me
"Where did you come from?" Wukong turned his head and asked the king of Qin, and the doctor in the palace said: "The king of Qin is above, and the princes are current, I don't know if this person is the order of the king of Qin?" β
King Qin's face was a little uncertain, and after hesitating for a moment, he shook his head and said, "Isn't it?" β
"That's the Minister of State Qin, sitting with the ranks?" Goku stepped forward and continued to ask.
At this time, in the main hall of the palace, there were already scholars and doctors who heard that Suo Suo was whispering to each other, and King Qin's face was ugly, and he reluctantly said, "It's not either." β
Wukong took another step forward and said with a smile: "It turns out that it is a scholar doctor who has not been awarded an official by various families...... At this time, there are already scholars who have had a holiday with Ti Fangshi below: "This person is just a witch priest, how can he be regarded as a taxi of our Qin State?" King Qin's face was even more ugly, and Ti Fangshi was also a little embarrassed, and he clenched his fists and said to King Qin: "King, this beast is just a beast with fur and horns, how can you question the king in the hall and drive him out!" Then he called the guards in.
I only heard Wukong shout: "Since it is only a first-class Fangshi witch and a god, what is the face of the foot, asking about the national etiquette system above the court of the Qin State?" And what is the authority, drink the order guards? Could it be that the whole Qin State is looking at such rude and lawless people, usurping the authority of the Duke of Qin? β
With a loud shout, Ti Fangshi was in a dilemma, and even more heart-wrenching, and asked King Qin's famous weapon.
Wukong didn't wait for Ti Fangshi to refute, and asked with a sneer: "I heard that the princes and kings, only famous weapons cannot be granted to people!" Zheng Zhuang Gong awarded the sacrificial Zhong with a famous weapon, and made the ministers abolition, Lu Zhaogong because the famous weapon fell in Sanhuan, and was expelled because of cockfighting - the famous weapon of the princes, which was sealed by the Son of Heaven, and stood according to the rites and music. I asked the monarch in the hall, but the monarch didn't answer, and the scholars and doctors retreated, only the scholars reprimanded at every turn, calling for the guards - I don't know if it was the Qin Gong Yang Shi or the Fang Shi Yang Shi? β
"It can be seen that Lu Zhaogong's lesson is not far away!"
When Qin Gong heard this, his face turned pale, on the one hand, he was dissatisfied with Ti Fangshi, and even jealous, on the other hand, he was angry with Wukong's words, he refused to lose face, if people knew that he would deal with his cronies because of a monkey's nonsense, and there would be no skin left. At this time, above the court hall of the Qin State, there was a scene where a monkey dragged a crown dress that was one size bigger, and asked in the hall, but no one dared to answer.
The scene was very awkward.
Ti Fangshi's face was bruisedβthis monkey was trying to force him to death!
And the secretaries of the Qin State in the hall are unwilling to say much, the etiquette system is the embodiment of the concept of hierarchy, the ideology of the identity of the scholar is politically correct, no matter how stupid a scholar is, he can't oppose the etiquette law, and Ti Fangshi is just a witch, not the same kind, and he has the trust of the Empress Dowager Qin on weekdays, so he has already aroused the eyes of many people, and the fool is willing to help him out.
But Ti Fang Shi was so out of place, and he also had political allies, but he just refused to stand up for him, but someone quietly informed the outside, and an inner attendant slipped out of the main hall and went out to the side door.
Wukong saw that the hall was silent, and shouted: "Why don't you behead the Fang Shi to show the world?" Punish Miao ugly to justify the name? β
Hearing this, Ti Fang Shi could no longer be silent, and let this monkey continue, I am afraid that he will be killed! He gritted his teeth, pointed at Wukong and said in a trembling voice: "Ritual killing...... Ritual killing. You...... You're trying to kill me! Don't listen to it, my lord, to sow discord! β
"Shut up!" There was a loud shout from the back of the hall, and an old woman in gorgeous clothes came from the back of the palace and said, "Who dares to say that he will kill my lover?" β
Ti Fangshi greeted him as if he had seen his mother, and choked up with tears streaming down his face: "Queen Mother, you are finally here!" The Queen Mother ...... "He stepped forward, took the old woman's hand, and looked at Wukong viciously.
The old woman has a bearing, but Wukong's pair of magic eyes can see the slightest detail, and the quantum spirit can calculate everything, he looks at the queen mother's qi, which is already dying and old, still mixed with Yuanyang, and it is unbearable, it seems that she has also practiced a little way of collecting and supplementing, absorbing the essence of strong men, delaying the aging of her face, seeing that she trusts Ti Fangshi so much, where does this method of collecting and supplementing come from, then you don't need to ask.
The most terrifying thing is that Wukong has already noticed that Ti Fangshi and the Queen Mother are mixed with qi and energy, and they are definitely practiced, actual combat teaching.
Thinking of this, Rao is Wukong stone monkey nature, not bound by etiquette, and can't help but squint his eyes, before he went to the hall, he controlled human nature, and learned ten percent of the teachings that Kong Qiu heard there, and now he only revealed his true nature a little, and said with disgust: "Blind to my grandson's monkey eyes, how can there be such a pickled person." β
"Your Majesty, how can you kill a soldier because of a monkey's nonsense?" The Queen Mother didn't care about Wukong, and said directly to King Qin: "The monkey is just a beast, and he is good at learning people's words!" It is talking such nonsense, I don't know that the person with a heart taught it to say it, how can it be taken seriously? Advice to the doctor, that is a good word, that advice to a monkey, what is that like? β
"I don't have to deal with it. Put it in the zoo and just have fun! β
The Queen Mother's Taoism is not known to be higher than that political novice like Ti Fangshi. She doesn't talk to Wukong, she just takes her identity, and wants to nail things there, this kind of political method of not reasoning with you and directly using your status to dispose of your crony is quite a hooligan, no matter how Wukong argues and is unparalleled, it is all useless.
Wukong was also trembling with anger, eager to knock such a disgusting magnate to death with a stick.
Chen Ang let Wukong go up, where is he scheming with these ants, but to hone Wukong, and in the future, he will go to the Heavenly Palace and get a positive result, and the officialdom will fight, which is not more reasonable than this. The high-ranking immortals in the sky and the mortals on the earth are all the same, and they all do the same thing, and they will practice their hands first.
Therefore, the sound was transmitted, so that Wukong received his supernatural powers, and did not impulsively pinch all the magnates of the Qin State here to death.
"Wukong, stop. Lao Jun went down to the earth to practice, he didn't show his magical powers, you are playing like this, you have no skin in front of Taiqing Taoist friends as a teacher! When we have passed these 800 miles of Qinchuan, you can come back in the clouds and kill them all!" The teacher has already selected a monster near the left, and when the time comes, the matter will be planted on the head of the monster, and the god of the palace will be a person who knows a lot, and he will definitely not debunk it, even if there are one or two people who don't open their eyes, can't the teacher protect you? Let's just say that if I talked to Taiqing Daoyou and mistakenly left the boy who was serving, then the Jade Emperor Datianzun would not be evil as a teacher. β
Wukong pressed the killing machine, squeezed out the words from between his teeth, and said, "Why did the Queen Mother teach me with these words? Although I am a monkey, I am a monkey, but I follow Confucius, Taoism Lao Tzu, and the knowledge of one brain is the enlightenment of the teacher, and I have 8,000 ancient books in my chest, and I know everything about 5,000 years before and after. Ben is by the side of the teacher, and he is only a boy. β
"The return gift is due to the Hangu Pass Order, and Doctor Zhou is here."
"It's you Qin Guo, who is up and down with me, and then bathes and changes clothes, respects etiquette and abides by the law, and every move is unruly, and now you treat me like an envoy, and you treat me like a beast, but you are condescending and deliberately insulting me? Or was it a deliberate attempt to treat me like a clown? Before I took the cow, the back of the car was carrying Daxian Laozi, Dr. Chen Ang, Dr. Zhou Dafu drove the car, and Hangu Ling drove the ox. β
"Shaft Ann dares to bully me?" Wukong scolded.
"I am dressed as a monkey, free and upright, how can I be better than you as a well-dressed beast and a beast!"
Where had the Queen Mother heard such an insult pointing at her eyebrows, she was panting for breath, and pointed at Wukong tremblingly: "You...... What did you say? β
"Shut up! Shameless old thief, dare to rap here! As the queen mother, you are not innocent, you are not innocent, you are captive face, you mess with the harem, you don't know the etiquette law, you talk about the government and politics, you live in vain for seventy and two, and you have not served the Son of Heaven in your life, you will only shake your lips! Devout witches! A dog with a broken spine dares to bark wildly in my court, I have never seen such a brazen person! β
"You...... Someone! The Queen Mother fell to the ground angrily, and the King of Qin left the table in shock, and the guards of the Quartet were suddenly disordered.
Wukong didn't stop talking, but kicked the two chamberlains who came up to take him, jumped on the table in front of King Qin, pointed to the people in the hall and asked, "I'll ask you." After a few days of study, I can read a few words. Then he tugged at the collar of the priest and asked, "Say, what book have you studied?" Can you recognize Zhou Jinwen, Shang oracle bones, and Xia Buci? β
Nati Fangshi, just a witch who can use the art of psychic sΓ©ance, all the spells he knows, all of which need to be run and can only be used by the method of opening the altar, was grabbed by Wukong's martial arts, and suddenly felt a strong force to lift him up, panicked the six gods, and exclaimed: "I have not read any books about the spells I learned from my master." β
Wukong casually smashed him to the ground and scolded with a smile: "Then you dare to say that I am an ignorant beast?" β
Stretched out his hand and grabbed a scholar, came to the queen mother who fell to the ground, pushed away the inner guards who were blocking, and a hairy face frightened the queen mother to scream again and again, Wukong bared his teeth and shouted: "Don't scream, let me ask you, what books have you read and what have you learned?" β
The doctor was trembling, and the yellow soup was already dripping from his crotch, and he whimpered: "I just read some historical documents." β
Wukong grabbed a few in a row, some of them were still talented people, and asked them one by one, all of them, the most knowledgeable scholar, but he had only read the history books of the four countries, studied the official documents of his country, and calculated them falsely, only to know more than 2,000 words and read a book of 10,000 words. Wukong casually put these goods on the ground, slapped away the guards in front of him and laughed wildly: "How learned my Tao is, pretentious, looking down on my beast birth, it turns out that I know a word!" β
"My grandson came to the country from the East China Sea, after a journey of thousands of eight million miles, traveled to dozens of countries, and saw people from two continents, that variety of slang, I learned more than a dozen, the languages of various countries, I passed so eight or nine doors, and then I was fortunate to worship under the master's door, listen to the Confucius lecture, Lao Tzu preached, and Zilu learned that Confucius sorted out 800 poems of various countries, official documents of various countries, up to the Xia, Shang and Zhou, down to the collection of official documents of the vassal states, there are fifty or sixty articles named "Shangshu", learn "Book of Rites" and "Book of Music", and learn that Wen Wang Yi, Confucius Note, Later, the master told me about "Lianshan Yi", "Returning to Tibet", history books of various countries, and even the three tombs and five classics of ancient times, eight ropes and nine hills. There is also the ancient "Classic of Mountains and Seas" that the master said. Bronze gold inscriptions, gods and ghosts, oracle bone knots, everything, and all kinds of immortal knowledge. β
"Even your mortal learning, the books I have read, there are 980,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,0
"You are not as good as a fraction of me, where is the arrogance, looking down on my grandson?"