403 I'm Older Than You...... Big face!

"The bow and arrow, once the most powerful weapons in the world, conquered all the lands from the Pacific to Ulanc, and the territory was twice as large as the former Alexander Empire and four times the size of the Roman Empire."

"And now, whoever has the latest weapons of the Stark Group will be able to surpass them and occupy this beautiful world!"

A bald head, for Tony's wisdom and achievements, he is not stingy with his praise, although this is not what Tony wants, but for the sake of the face of a dozen black holes, Tony thought about it and did not refute him or interrupt him.

Although these terrorists are worse than illiterate, even if they are fools, they can't tell whether Guo Dong and Tony are making Jericho missiles or something else at first, but now nearly three months have passed, most of the main components of the Mark 1 armor have been completed, and the Jericho missiles have not even had a shadow yet.

What's more, the two of them are almost blatantly disobedient, it's not a matter of one or two days at all, and it's been almost three months since the cave was changed to a workshop!

"Why didn't you listen to me and didn't make Jericho missiles for me?"

Tony's face changed drastically, and his heart pounded non-stop, almost double the usual size.

Seeing this, Guo Dong knew that although Tony had undergone great changes now, he was not the superhero Iron Man in the future, and the endurance in his heart and the momentum of not being surprised had not yet appeared, so he hurriedly stepped forward and interrupted the bald head, that is, the leader of this group of terrorists: "We are working hard, working very hard." ”

The bald leader frowned, turned to look at Guo Dong: "I let you survive and give you food and protection in this chaotic place, and this is how you repay me!?" ”

"Weapons are complicated, especially with a weapon as great as Jericho......"

Guo Dong's words made the bald leader's brows furrow a little tighter, and he directly interrupted him with a broken drink: "Kneel!" ”

The two terrorists behind Guo Dong, hearing this, immediately stepped forward and kicked his legs, pressed his shoulders, and forced him to kneel on the ground.

But no one noticed that just now when Guo Dong suddenly stood up and interrupted the bald leader to ask Tony, the bearded leader's eyes were suddenly confused, and then before he could react, all the people in the cave lost their eyes for a moment.

"Honestly, I really want to take advantage of this time to have Tony do a shameful dance and then record a video to go back and tremble*...... Do you think it's better to have a strong pole dance, or a bewitching cute ballad gesture dance? ”

Not far behind Guo Dong, who was forced to kneel on the ground, there was another Guo Dong who didn't care about the other one who was being tortured to extract a confession, but wanted to shoot a doubling sound with a hole in his brain?

"I refuse, and I won't do either!"

This Guo Dong, that is, the real Guodong, next to him, a beautiful woman with a slightly transparent body and wings on her back rolled her eyes, and refused his non-point request without hesitation, after all, Tony obviously can't dance these two dances, unless she uses the ghost upper body method to possess Tony's body and control Tony's body.

It's so shameful, when she is a sword demon and a lonely defeat, don't you lose face!?

"If you don't want to dance with a rabbit or learn how to meow with a cat!"

Looking at Guo Dong, who was still faceless and skinless and wanted to find a smoke, Dugu Qiuyi, who was using the ghost eye-covering illusion, glanced at him: "If you want to jump, I don't mind recording the spicy eyes and going back to share it with you." ”

Speaking of this, Dugu suddenly became interested: "I remember that you have lost all your mana now because of the catastrophe, and you can't use the Taoist technique to exorcise ghosts and ward off evil spirits, right?" ”

Guo Dong's eyes widened, and his face instantly turned several shades white: "I also don't think it's a good idea, so forget it!" ”

Dugu squinted at him and snorted twice.

Dare to let my aunt dance such a shameful dance?

Have you forgotten that now although you have increased your strength because of the Forty-Nine Heavenly Tribulation, but because of the Forty-Nine Heavenly Tribulation, you don't have any mana now, although you can rely on the Heavenly Eye to see through the illusions of ghosts covering your eyes, but you can't deal with the ghosts?

That's right, since Tony arrived, Dugu has been by his side, for example, when Tony just woke up, he was threatened and beaten by terrorists to make Jericho missiles, the bearded leader who had a strange look at Guo Dong was controlled by the existence of the half-demon and half-female ghost of Lonely.

It's just that everyone except Guo Dong is a mortal with the naked eye, unless Dugu takes the initiative to show up, otherwise he can't find out her existence at all.

And now the Guo Dong that Tony and the others saw who was pressed to kneel on the ground and tortured to extract a confession is just a false existence, only existing under the most basic illusion of ghosts covering their eyes.

Dugu has not yet been like Lin Chaoying, who has encountered a suitable body to start a new life, but he has not wasted time over the years, not only has he completed the soul of his original only true spirit, but also in terms of mana and soul strength, it is not inferior to some powerful ghosts for hundreds of years.

Ghost eyes and upper body are such things as ghosts, how could she not?

Soon, the torture was over, and just when the bald head immediately stuffed the charcoal fire into the mouth of 'Guo Dong', Tony stood up and attracted the fire to himself, because of his importance, the temptation of Jericho missiles to these terrorists, and the influence of Dugu's blinding illusion, these people still acquiesced to the two of them to continue to make small actions under their noses, and even took almost three months to make those things that were obviously not missile parts and did not look through and inspect.

The terrorists all left, and the ghost-blinding illusion was withdrawn, but the cave was as dull as before, only Guo Dong and Tony kept hammering and hammering the missile shell in their hands, knocking it into the shape they needed.

Bang, clang!

Two metal collision sounds sounded one in front of the other, a helmet visor, an external protective cover plate of the energy source, the most important, the most fragile, and the least damaged part of the two armors, and the last missing part of the entire armor was almost simultaneously forged by the two of them.

"With Liujia and hard work, it's time for our eldest son to be born and let the whole world admire him."

Seeing that the last two parts were also built, Guo Dong sighed from the bottom of his heart.

He can strike iron, and he learned it from the century-old ghosts who followed the Drum Mountain in the Condor World, and learned it from Feng Asan, a skillful craftsman in the Eight Friends of Hangu, and he also made many things by himself, such as the entire mushroom house made by him into a mechanism house, and he also forged some weapons, such as the treasure eagle bow he hunted wild boar before, which was the gold-backed iron tire bow he personally built.

But he had never done it once, spending nearly three months working day and night, painstakingly to create an object, and in the process he was afraid that something would go wrong!

At first, he only thought it was a piece of armor to make up for the occasion.

But now, he really felt his heart and soul flowing through it!

"Yes, it's time for our precious eldest son to come out and toss and toss and make the whole world start!"

After nearly three months of getting along day and night, not only did Guo Dong almost learn the full set of production methods for the miniature ark reactor and Mark 1, but Tony also learned authentic northeast Chinese here from Guo Dong.

"Wait, our eldest son?"

Tony suddenly thought of something and looked at Guo Dong with a strange expression.

"Isn't it?"

Tony blinked, "Of course, this is our eldest son, our child. But who is the father and who is the mother? First of all, I'm its dad! ”

Guo Dong almost sprayed Tony in the face with a mouthful of old blood, he didn't expect that at this time, this guy would actually think about this problem!

"I'm not its mom either!"

Like Tony, Guo Dong did not hesitate to declare his gender: "Uh...... I'm Uncle It! ”

Tony's eyes widened, "Hey, it's obvious I'm older than you, okay!" ”

Guo Dong snorted twice: "Really? I said that all three things are bigger than you, believe it or not! ”

Obviously, it is absolutely impossible for you to trust you with this point, after all, they don't need to look at their ID cards, just look at their faces and the beards on their faces to know who is big and who is small.

"First, I'm bigger than your face!"

Tony, who was already proficient in Chinese, rolled his eyes and almost choked to death, but he had to admit that he was indeed willing to bow down in this aspect of his big face and thick skin.

"The second point is that my waist is bigger than yours!"

Guo Dong has never been a beautiful man, as a military general, Guo Dong is definitely a warrior with a tiger's back and a bear's waist, and his waist circumference is not a little bit bigger than Tony's playboy.

"Well, what about the third? I'm here to see what other fallacies you have! ”

Guo Dong didn't say anything more this time, but just straightened his waist after Tony's words fell, making Tony's white face chase after his friend James Rod.

Locked up in a cave for nearly three months, the two of them really know each other, even in the most private place on the body!

"Okay, uncle is uncle, but that's just your nephew!"

Tony still wants Guo Dong to take over the identity of 'mother', although it has no practical significance, but this title and positioning are enough for him to talk about and be proud for a lifetime.

"Then do you know what the official title of the uncle in China is and what the title was more than 2,000 years ago in ancient times?"

"What is it?"

The more he understands Huaxia, the more obsessed Tony is with Huaxia, after all, the vastness of five thousand years, that kind of charm is irresistible to anyone!

"Uncle, father's father. And the eldest father, who is also the father of the father. Until now, there are still many people in the area of the Jizhong Plain in China who call their uncle the eldest father and the second father. ”

Tony didn't know if what Guo Dong said was true or not, but since Guo Dong had already said it brazenly, Tony had no choice but to believe: "Okay, okay, this is our child, I'm its father, your father!" ”

Speaking of this, Tony rolled his eyes: "Oh~ Damn, I had a child with someone else before I got married, and the most nonsense thing is that I have a child with a man and a rough old man!" ”

(End of chapter)