Chapter 363: Illusion
After seeing Wu Mian and the people who don't return, Zuo Ci was stunned at first, and then smiled at a few people, and said, "I don't think I will meet a few people in the small Xiapi City, it seems that a few people have just arrived." I laughed at the matter of the White Gate Tower......"
"It's not so funny, it's a pity that such a big military general died in a daze." After smiling or not, he continued: "Little doll, don't think too much, whether he is an outsider or dead or alive has nothing to do with the old man." But Xiao Zuoci, you are different, the old man looks at you with a lot of worries. What, the big day is coming? ”
After listening to the words of no return, Zuo Ci was silent for a moment, then sighed, and said with a wry smile: "Mr. Gui, you can also see that Zuo Ci does not have the blessing of immortality, and it is already a blessing from God to be able to live for hundreds of years." Originally, there was nothing to complain about when the deadline was approaching, but I didn't know what the next life would become, and I was just a little scared. If the prosperity is still here, just find a rich family to reincarnate, and you will be content to live for a lifetime. But in the troubled times now, today is still a rich family, and tomorrow may not even be able to save his life. I also have no choice, so I have the heart of climbing dragon......"
Knowing that in front of people like Wu Mian and Gui Hui, it is useless to make up lies, so at the moment, Zuo Ci simply told his own affairs and discernment. After sighing, he continued: "If the Fang Shi sect is still there, I will show my old face and ask the Dafang Master, and maybe I can keep Zuo Ci safe in the next life." But now that the sect is gone, the two Dafang masters are nowhere to be found, and the seat master (in the broad sense) doesn't know how to think about it, and even those fellow sects have gone into hiding, and I have no other way than to do it myself. ”
"The Fang Shi sect is gone, and the Dafang Master is also hiding. But you couldn't find any of the hundreds of classmates? Zuo Ci, it's not the old man, I said you, you are popular, ...... "After laughing, he changed the topic and said: "For the sake of the old man, you still called the old man a few good sounds, so that the matter of your reincarnation is wrapped up in the old man and me." Who let my old man catch up? Why can't you watch you run out of oil and do nothing, right? Old man, I'm not Guangren......"
Hearing that he would not return or take the initiative to help him reincarnate, Zuo Ci couldn't believe his ears. This old guy's magic is still above other Cantonese generations (except Guangren), and with his help, he was reincarnated into a generation of emperors.
Just when Zuo Ci was about to kneel down and kowtow to the old guy to thank him, he suddenly heard the words of returning or not, and said to other places: "But the little doll is not embarrassed to let the old man do my work in vain, right?" In this way, you have to be reincarnated anyway, and the illusions you learned with Xu Fu at the beginning are useless. Simply, my old man suffers a little loss, you tell me about the illusion you learned from Xu Fu and teach me to the old man. Just give yourself a little reward for your own reincarnation......"
When he said this, Wu Mian, who was standing on the side, suddenly stopped: "Old guy, you finally got to the point." ”
After turning around and smiling at Wu Mian, he said: "The first emperor can't change the spell, and I still suffer a big loss, old man." Besides, his junior spell is not in the eyes of my old man, this is to give this little doll a step, save him from becoming an emperor in the next life, I am embarrassed to see the old man. ”
Hearing that he was going to learn his illusion if he didn't return, Zuo Ci's face became bitter. After hesitating for a long time, he said to the old guy: "Mr. Gui, you also know that this illusion was taught by Master Xu Fu Dafang. Without his old man's decree, I wouldn't dare to teach the illusion to me privately. If Master Xu Fu is angry......"
"At that time, you were already the emperor, Xu Fu moved you? Is he still like changing the fortunes of the country? He smiled, took Zuo Ci's words and continued: "After reincarnation, there will be no illusion or anything, but the emperor is real." Think for yourself, which is lighter and which is heavier? ”
At this time, Xiao Rensan said in the back: "The old immortal is right, when you hold your mother and drink in your next life, can you still think of any illusion or not?" Besides? You're all emperors, what else do you need illusions for? Do you play tricks for? ”
Return or not return and Xiao Ren three left sentence emperor, right sentence mother's. In the end, Zuo Ci gritted his teeth and said to the old guy: "Okay! Then Mr. Yigui. As long as Mr. Gui can help Zuo Ci climb the dragon in the next life, what does it matter if an external object like illusion is given to Mr. Gui? ”
As soon as Zuo Ci's words were finished, the voice of the colonel sounded outside the military tent: "Mr. Zuo Ci, the prime minister has set up a banquet in the military tent, and invites Mr. and all the adults to the banquet......"
Originally, when he heard the words of the little school outside the door, Zuo Ci's brows furrowed. He was not the staff of Prime Minister Cao, and he wanted to refuse in one sip, but at this time, he smiled and said, "I should use his prime minister's wine to celebrate for you in advance." Good sign, Xiao Zuoci, you just go to the banquet and ignore us. The old man, a few of us will have fun on our own. ”
After listening to the words of no return, Zuo Ci also felt reasonable. After a few polite words, he changed his clothes and followed the small school outside the door to the banquet.
After Zuo Ci walked away, Bai Wuqiu, who had rarely interjected, suddenly said to the returnee: "Old guy, what do you mean by this?" That little old man is your junior, and you still remember his little tricks? After passing it out carefully, Hirohito, Volcano and the two of them will take advantage of you in the future. After learning the techniques of other disciples, let you go over and call them master, master, do you call it? Does Lao Tzu still have generations in front of the two of them? ”
It is very rare to be able to endure it until now, and at the beginning, Gui Wugui just proposed to learn Zuo Ci's technique, and he scolded the street on the spot.
"Silly boy, do you think Hirohito and Volcano don't want to learn? Otherwise, why didn't Guangren lose his face at the beginning and poach this little doll from Guangyi? After smiling, he continued: "At the beginning, Zuo Ci was personally selected by Xu Fu from among the monks to learn illusion with him. Compared to illusions, even Guangren is under his disciple. Don't look at Xiao Zuoci's spells, except for Xu Fu, the illusion is the first person in the Fang Shi Sect. It's just that his spells are limited, and although he can comprehend illusions, he still can't really cast them. ”
Seeing that Bai Wuqiu still looked disapproving, after rolling his eyes around for a while, he said: "Silly boy, you still don't believe it, right, let's go, old man, I'll take you to see it." Zuo Ci knows that he will be the emperor in the next life, and now he will definitely show off his illusion in front of outsiders, and he will be a traitor......"
These people were also idle and had nothing to do, so they used the method of stealth and took them to Prime Minister Cao Cheng's Chinese military tent to watch the excitement.
When they arrived here, the banquet had already begun, and after Cao Cheng toasted to everyone, he was persuading the three brothers of Liu Bei beside him to drink. In addition to coming over to toast Prime Minister Cao Cheng, everyone at the table went to find Zuo Cibajie, who invited the gods to descend to earth, can they invite the people who come down to earth?
After three rounds of drinking, Prime Minister Cao Cheng saw that his generals and staff were stammering Zuo Ci, he laughed, walked to Zuo Ci's side with a wine glass, and after toasting everyone with a glass of wine, he said: "Today's banquet is in a hurry, although the dishes are still delicious, but unfortunately it is still too late to catch fresh fish for wine." Mr. Zuo Ci, I have seen your magic skills on the White Gate Tower today. I don't know if I can ask Mr. to change the sea bass to accompany the wine in Songjiang, Wuguo? ”
Zuo Ci heard that this Prime Minister Cao still didn't believe that Lu Bu was killed by the gods, and now he personally made it difficult for him. At that moment, he smiled slightly and said, "It's just a few perch, what's so difficult?" Since the prime minister spoke, Zuo Ci didn't dare to disobey. ”
At that moment, Zuo Ci asked people to fetch a fishing rod and a copper basin, poured a jar of sake into the basin, and then did not use it as bait, and threw the empty fish hook directly into the wine basin. After a while, Zuo Ci said: "With ......" and then saw him raise his hand and lift the fish hook from the wine basin.
At the moment when the hook left the pot, I saw a big tail perch biting the hook and appeared in front of everyone. This is not the end, as Zuo Ci pulled up the fishing line, after the perch was pulled up, everyone saw that the tail of the perch was only bitten by another perch. Then, the second and third perch appeared in front of these people one after another.
Finally, when all the perch was 'caught', everyone counted a total of 36 perch, exactly 36 tables and one for each person......
Seeing the perch jumping around, Gui Bugui said to Bai Wuqiu beside him: "Silly boy, is this still an illusion?" ”
The second stunned snorted and replied: "I only know ...... after eating"