Aoki gave the crow a death mission, and when he was away, he must protect the life flower. The crow readily agreed, saying that although the proprietress was a little fierce, it would never allow any evil force to harm her for the sake of the elbow.

Bishenghua didn't quite understand why she needed protection, and how a crow could protect her as a big living person, but after getting along with Aoki for a long time, she naturally had a sense of trust, and she became more and more accustomed to the many unbelievable things embodied in him.

As a result, a noisy crow followed him in and out of the life, even sleeping and going to the toilet.

Sometimes she was so annoyed that she couldn't stand it, especially when she was taking a bath, the crow had to follow up, so she scolded: "You are only a male crow, you have to follow a woman in the bath, you can't die!" Be shameless! ”

The crow was driven outside and croaked disdainfully at the bathroom door, "Is it a woman with such small breasts?" ”

I heard something slamming on the bathroom door and falling to the ground, and at the same time there was a scolding voice from the proprietress who said, "You want to die!" Believe it or not, I'm going to take you to the pet store tomorrow to castrate! ”

The coal boss was so frightened that he flapped his wings and flew back to the living room, and suddenly remembered the task given to him by Aoki, so he flew back again, standing at the bathroom door and yawning: "It's me who is wrong, I shouldn't say that you have small breasts, you have no breasts!" Quack"

The bathroom door snapped open, and the life flower wrapped around the bath towel rushed out to pull the crow's hair. The crow fled to the living room, flew to the top of the chandelier, and said to the angry Bishenghua: "Okay, like a flower, I don't blame you for my flat chest." The boss doesn't dislike it, what are you afraid of! ”

Bi Shenghua stuck his waist, trembling with anger, pointed to the ceiling and said, "Eat cat food tonight!" ”

"Oh!" The crow hurriedly flew down and jumped in front of Bishenghua to flatter, "Beautiful proprietress and beautiful as a flower" Seeing that Bishenghua was about to hit it, she shouted in a panic, "You can beat me, don't pull my hair!" ”

After a bit of chatter, the coal boss finally ate the sauce elbow again.

"Hate cat food! Hate cats! The crow cried with one foot on the bone of Sauce's elbow, and with the other foot held high, and cried as if he were swearing.

After eating, Boss Coal and Bi Shenghua lay on the sofa and watched TV together. An entertainment program was playing on TV, and one day the girls of the Korean troupe were dancing on stage, and the coal boss was also writhing around in the sofa excitedly, singing his own crow RP in his mouth:

croak

Your long-legged swinging dance steps

The eyes lit up the temperature of the stage

Xiao Man's waist twisted around

Rotate more than seven hundred and twenty degrees

croak

Don't tell me you know martial arts

That would make me scared and I'd rather be alone

You're curvy with a straight chest

But there is a devilish infinite terror hidden

croak

Don't tell me you know martial arts

I want to get close to you but can't find my way

Are you a fairy sister?

Teach me Limbo microstep

When I learn how to go to the Vulture Palace, I will eat and drink with you

croak

croak

I'm going to rush to this stage and dance with you

But you have taken refuge in a man-made fog

The women on the stage are all walking in the same footsteps as you

The same straight eyebrows, the same awl face

The same straight nose bridge looks cool

I realized that you didn't learn martial arts

That's the unique and invincible disguise technique of the stick family

croak

Not martial arts

croak

That's surgery

croak

What a painful realization

You shrew

croak

Not martial arts

croak

That's surgery

croak

shrew

croak

vomit

Bi Shenghua felt sorry for his sofa and said: "The claws are closed, and the sofa skin has been scratched by you!" ”

The coal boss put away his paws, shook his head and sang there: "Vomit quack surgery"

Bi Shenghua was really irritated when she heard this, so she turned off the TV and said, "If you want to vomit in the bathroom, don't vomit on my sofa." ”

The coal boss stopped, shook his feathers, and suddenly looked at Bi Shenghua and said seriously: "Boss, make a suggestion." ”

It was rare for Bishenghua to see the crow's serious appearance, thinking that it really had something serious, so she asked, "What advice?" Don't talk about what you eat, what I do you eat. ”

"Neither nor not!" The crow said solemnly, "Do you have any plans to go to Korea recently?" ”

Bi Shenghua said: "What are you doing in South Korea?" ”

The crow said: "Although the boss doesn't say it, but a man always likes to be big, quack, how can you do it if you don't make it bigger?" If it's not big, it can only be small."

Bi Shenghua listened for a long time before he understood, picked up a magazine next to him and slapped his head and face: "The old lady shoots you to death, only the crow dies!" ”

The crow hid to the side and shouted aggrievedly: "I'm thinking about you, I'm afraid that you will become a second room from the main palace!" ”

Bi Shenghua chased the crow and fought, and the crow screamed while running away in the room: "Those two women are older than you, although you have more personality and want me to choose, I will also choose you, but the boss is a man, it's hard to say."

After chasing it, the life flower really couldn't chase it, and the crow couldn't run anymore, and a person and a bird lay on the floor on all fours, panting for breath.

Bi Shenghua gasped and scolded: "Dead crow, you are tired of eating sauce elbows!" ”

The crow also gasped and said, "I'm also good for you." ”

Bi Shenghua said: "You have to worry about the old lady's affairs!" ”

The crow said: "I don't worry about your man being abducted, do you think he only has a police flower and a flight attendant?" Quack, in that cave in southern Yunnan, almost with the woman named Cuckoo"

Bi Shenghua said disdainfully: "Brag, you didn't go to southern Yunnan." Suddenly remembering something didn't feel right, "Do you know something?" ”

"Quack" The crow suddenly remembered that Aoki was its owner, and kept silent.

Bishenghua yelled: "Who is the cuckoo? ”

The crow held its head high proudly, straightened up in a posture that regarded death as if it were death, and did not say anything, and looked really like a righteous bird who stuck a knife in the ribs for his friend and never gave up.

Bishenghua brought two pots and put them in front of the crow: "Sauce elbow, cat food, choose yourself!" ”

The raven said, "Do you think that in this way I will betray my master?" Wail! It slowly turned around and glanced at the two pots of food on the ground with squinting disdain, "Cuckoo? Let me think."

The crow begins to chirp a story about a woman, a Jap, and Aoki. When Bi Shenghua heard this, he took away the two pots on the ground and scolded: "Dead crow, make up a story to tease me!" ”

"Quack, what I said is true!" The crow chased after the heel of the lifelong flower and cried, "It's true! Quack, my elbow, my elbow"

At this time, Bi Shenghua suddenly received a call from Lao Wang, saying that he wanted to talk to her. Bi Shenghua said okay, let him come to the store tomorrow. Lao Wang said that he wanted to meet right now. Bishenghua asked him where he was. He said that he was in a teahouse in the south of the city, and that Aunt Zhang was also there.

Bi Shenghua asked Lao Wang to locate him, and he was ready to drive over. The crow followed her closely according to Aoki's assignment.

Bi Shenghua said: "What are you doing with me? Go back to the house. ”

The raven said firmly: "For your safety, I must go with you." ”

Bi Shenghua said: "You heard that the dim sum in that teahouse is good!" ”

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