At the beginning of the establishment of the League of Heroes, Luo Feng distributed a batch of telephone snails so that registered heroes could better obtain real-time information.

With the wide application of telephone snails, this magical magic weapon is also known to the court of the Great Song Dynasty, Luo Feng deceived the Shushan land deed, in order to please the imperial court, in addition to paying tribute to a batch of small blue pills, but also sent a telephone snail, the saying to the imperial court is that this magic weapon is the sound transmission of the magic conch of Buddhism, refined by the monks who have mastered the magic power of the heavenly ear.

Therefore, although the capital was besieged, the imperial court did not lose communication with the outside world, and the eunuch hurriedly loaded the telephone snail in a tray and brought it to Cai Jing.

Cai Xiang dialed Dugu Yuyun's number, and the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty plus Emperor Huizong were all waiting eagerly, pricking up their ears to listen.

"Toot toot toot...... The user you are calling is turned off, please dial again later. ”

If you can get through, there will be ghosts, at this moment, Dugu Yuyun was pierced with a pipa bone, tied into a zongzi with a black iron chain, locked in the sword mound in Shushan Mountain, and thought about it, and his personal belongings and phone snails were confiscated.

Cai Xiang was so anxious that he put down the phone snail, and said angrily: "What's the matter, this guy usually brags that he is jealous and evil like an enemy, and he is like a sword like a dragon, and he has the heavy responsibility of eliminating demons." ', something happened but no one could be found, could it be that he was cultivating a fake immortal, and he was deceiving with one mouth like a warlock? ”

Unable to find Dugu Yuyun, he could only retreat and dial Jing Xiaolou's phone, and the Manchu Dynasty Wenwu was looking forward to it again.

"Toot toot toot...... Toot Toot ......"

"Hello?"

"This official is the Great Song Dynasty Right Pu Cai Jing. Jing Xiaolou, what are you doing with the Hero League? Next year ago, he also reported to the imperial court that the demons in the Great Song Dynasty had been basically cleared, and it turned out that he liked to lie about the military situation as much as those border army thieves and soldiers, if the demons had been cleared, how could there be a demon army besieging the city in Chang'an now?! ”

"Oh...... It turned out to be Lord Cai, the adults were angry, and the grass people were also helpless to make such a fuss, the specific reason is a long story......"

Cai Jing interrupted impatiently: "Enough, this official doesn't want to listen to your explanation!" Listen, this official ordered you to quickly gather your Jianghu warriors and rush to Chang'an within a day to relieve the siege of Chang'an demons. ”

"Well...... That one...... Ay...... It's a bit tricky......"

On the other side of the phone, the words were unknown, Cai Jing was furious, and shouted into the microphone: "Jing Xiaolou! You, a profiteer, still want to make a fortune at this critical juncture, so as to control the court? Aren't you afraid that the court will punish you with a crime of beheading? ”

"Ahem, to be honest, I'm really not afraid, I've never been afraid, you must know that my dad is a ...... Sedum"

There was a low muttering on the other end of the phone, although the voice was small, but it was clearly audible after the phone snail amplifier was amplified, and the Manchu Dynasty Wenwu and Emperor Huizong heard it.

There was an awkward silence in the court, in terms of status, Jing Xiaolou was just a businessman, and compared with the high-ranking officials and nobles of the Manchu Dynasty, he was really like a mustard existence.

Cai Jing also said smoothly, habitually took out the attitude of the literati looking down on the vulgar profiteers, played the official authority, and only woke up after being scared by Jing Xiaolou, but the second generation of immortals, the gods in the sky have to sell his father a few thin noodles, the great masters of the demon world are called brothers and sisters with his father, and the power of the mortal world is like a cloud in him, the court dares to issue an order to copy the Jing family, and Sedum dares to split the Jinluan Palace with a few divine thunders.

Calming down, Cai Jing immediately changed his tone: "Master Jingmeng, the old man is also concerned about chaos, so he doesn't choose what to say." Now that Chang'an is besieged, the Great Song Dynasty is in danger, and the people are hanging upside down. This is the great achievement of Kuang Fu Sheji, if it is successful, the court will have a generous reward! ”

"Alas...... The grass people said that this matter was difficult to handle because there was no Hero League anymore. ”

Jing Xiaolou said: "The League of Heroes has suffered a major accident, it has closed down due to poor management, and even banks and insurance companies have been bankrupt and liquidated, and all the registered heroes have been laid off and re-employed." Half of the grass people have no martial arts, and the Jing family's family has also been successfully defeated, how can they organize the Qinwang Righteous Army? ”

"What, the League of Heroes is out of business?"

When Cai Jing heard this, he exclaimed in surprise: "You...... How can you get the League of Heroes to go out of business? Who will govern the scourge of demons? You're so irresponsible! ”

Jing Xiaolou sneered: "The Heroes League is a non-governmental commercial organization, and the imperial court has not provided any assistance except for collecting money from the grass people.

Whether it is a registered hero or the leader of the grass people, they have never been awarded an official and a half-position, and they have never received the salary of the imperial court.

Now that the grass people's wealth is gone, and the Heroes League has suffered heavy casualties in a catastrophe, the pension alone has emptied the grass people's money bags, and it is normal for them to go out of business. The imperial court now needs the service of martial artists, so what did you do earlier? There is a way to raise soldiers for a thousand days and use soldiers for a while, you haven't raised soldiers for half a day, and you still expect to use soldiers like gods, where is there such a good thing? ”

Cai Jing's face turned blue because he was damaged, but because Jing Xiaolou was the last straw for the imperial court, he could only beg patiently: "Master Jing League!" At the time of the national crisis, even if the imperial court was slightly negligent before, for the sake of the people, you chivalrous people should also do your part! Otherwise, how should the history books record your deeds in the future? ”

"Can there still be a place for us knights in the history books? Characters like Taishi Gong have long since ceased to exist in the Great Song Dynasty, right? ”

Jing Xiaolou laughed and said, "Even if our knights sacrifice their lives for free, the history books compiled by your literati will attribute it to your command and strategy. As for us, it's just the death of the demons, the end of the lackey's cooking, leaving only a sentence of 'chivalry with martial arts' evaluation, this kind of bad things have happened too much in this dynasty, and lessons from the past abound. ”

Cai Jing knew that this guy was a businessman, and he didn't have the slightest truth in his mouth, and it was a waste of time to twist his tongue with righteousness and morality, so he simply got straight to the point and said: "What conditions does the court provide before you are willing to agree to send troops to the king?" ”

"The soldiers and horses have not moved the grain and grass first, and the emperor is not short of hungry soldiers."

Jing Xiaolou said as a matter of course: "When the military expenses are received, the grass people will have the money to recruit righteous soldiers, buy military funds, and equip weapons." ”

"How much military money are you going to want!"

"No more, no more, twenty million taels of silver is almost enough."

"Twenty million taels? The Great Song Dynasty couldn't afford to spend so much silver on raising 800,000 forbidden troops! ”

"What is the quality of the Great Song Forbidden Army? There are 800,000 forbidden troops stationed in Chang'an City, if the forbidden army is useful, why should Cai Xiang ask for help from the grass people? ”

Jing Xiaolou said disdainfully: "The knights of the Hero League drink wine in big bowls on weekdays, eat meat in large gulps, divide silver on large scales, divide gold on small scales, and spend like flowing water, just the pension is a thousand taels of gold per person, otherwise who is willing to fight with the extremely murderous demons?" Charge you 20 million taels, which is enough for a driving fee, and the bounty for killing demons is not counted. ”

Cai Jing said angrily: "The annual income of the imperial court is only five or six million taels, and there are no reserves of twenty million taels in the treasury at all!" ”

Jing Xiaolou said sarcastically: "The country has no money, you big officials have it, as far as I know, Cai Xiang's family is full of gold and silver, and his hometown occupies thousands of hectares of fertile land, you can make it together." Even if Chang'an is besieged and the gold and silver can't be transported, you can contact your hometown to sell the land, and everyone will go to the national disaster together, you will pay, we will contribute, it is very fair. ”

"Nonsense! The old man obviously has a breeze on his sleeves...... The imperial court is also a Zhongzheng Ying dynasty, all of them are honest and clean officials, and the court clothes of the previous dynasty have been patched. ”

Jing Xiaolou sneered: "In the past, there were a few high-spirited adults in the court, but now I can't say for sure. If you can't get military spending, you naturally can't build a rebel army, and it's difficult for a good woman to cook without rice. You might as well try to climb the city tower and denounce the demons with those three-inch incorruptible tongues and moral articles, maybe you can scold the demons Pan Ran to wake up, and be impressed by my literary temperament. ”

Cai Jing was furious and yelled at the phone: "It's the other way around, you shameless soldiers and ruffians are simply cold-blooded and ruthless, regardless of the country's righteousness, and don't care about the safety of the people, you are a group of undisciplined villains!" If Chang'an is breached, millions of people will die in the mouth of demons, and your ugly deeds will be stinked for 10,000 years, nailed to the pillar of shame and will never be washed away! ”

"Oh, Cai Xiang doesn't have to worry about the safety of the people of Limin."

Jing Xiaolou said calmly: "Marshal Luo expected that the adults liked moral kidnapping, so he insisted on pulling himself and the people together, relying on the people who were represented to fool us chivalrous guests, and sent an envoy to negotiate with the demon commander besieging Chang'an, and the demon king made a promise that if he broke through Chang'an City, he would strictly restrain his subordinates and never eat half of the common people." ”

"Don't eat the common people?" Cai Jing was stunned for a moment, and suddenly came to his senses: "What about the dignitaries and royal nobles?" ”

"Alas...... It's a pity, and I don't know which guy who lacks virtue has spread rumors, saying that demons can eat nobles and can greatly increase Taoism and not create bad karma, and eating civilians is not only not nutritious but also unfavorable to reincarnation, according to a demon who did not want to be named, nobles are pampered, the meat is fat and tender, and the taste is also very good, while the poor people have sour flesh, so ...... Foodie's choice, you know. ”

Jing Xiaolou sighed and said: "This time the demon army besieged Chang'an, the ultimate goal is to taste the good taste of the meat of the nobles, no matter how you persuade it, you can ask for more blessings." ”

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