86. River Temple
Tian Taohua saw that the bricks and tiles of this small temple were all new, only the size of a house. But the construction is still very exquisite, the bricks on both sides are carved very carefully, and even the stamens of the brick carving are carved out in detail.
The bucket arch plate on the front porch turned out to be a hollow carved flower.
In the interior, in order to improve the adaptability of the room, the column reduction treatment was also done.
There is only one tablet on the altar, but there is no statue of the river god. It seems to be a new temple, and it has not had time to shape the golden body of the river god.
The couple are fishermen in this area.
Last night, the wife dreamed that her man was fishing in the river, and suddenly a river monster swept her man and the fishing boat away, and she couldn't catch up with her, so she woke up crying anxiously.
Although it was a dream, I believed it to be true. The two of them thought that this was a sign of trouble, so they quickly bought some offerings, and went to the river temple to ask the river god to bless them.
They set up the offerings, lit the incense, put incense in the censer, kowtowed, and went home.
Tian Taohua saw that this was an opportunity and slipped into the River Temple. Seeing that there was a chicken in the offering in front of the river god's tablet, Tian Taohua bowed to the river god's tablet and said to the tablet: "River god, please have mercy on me, I haven't eaten for several days, and I will die if I go down here." I also know that you are kind-hearted, and it is impossible for you to die without help. Don't blame me for eating your chicken, and I'll give you a golden body when my career is successful. ”
After Tian Taohua finished praying, he picked up the chicken and ate it, and all that was left was a chicken butt and a chicken head, and then he threw two objects out of the temple and smashed them on the head of the owner of the offering, and the man reached out and caught the two things.
The master was shocked, "This river god has really appeared, and he actually loves to eat chicken, and all he eats is the head and butt of the chicken." He also wanted to throw away these two things, but when he thought that this was the leftover thing from the gods, why not get into the fairy spirit, he raised his hand and threw the chicken butt into his mouth, he chewed for a long time, did not taste the smell of the immortals, but ate a smell of chicken shit. Only then did he think of his wife, and he didn't clean the chicken's butt carefully.
He suddenly became nauseous, and vomited for a long time. In a fit of rage, he threw the chicken's head out of the way and ran into the river temple. He wanted to see what this river god looked like, so edible, there were only two chickens left.
When he entered the temple, he saw that in addition to a pile of chicken bones on the offering table, other offerings were still there, and it seemed that this river god was a master who loved to eat chicken. He hurriedly fell to his knees and knocked his head three times in a row. There are words in his mouth, "River God, river god, thank you for your manifestation, I beg you to bless me when I fish in the river, and I will fish more." ”
"Okay, no problem. You take the time to deliver another chicken. ”
Tian Taohua, who was hiding behind the shrine, said casually. Just now he heard the vomiting sound of the comer, so he hid behind the shrine.
The kneeling man continued: "The chicken sent again, absolutely I asked my wife to wash the chicken **, and the province will smell of chicken feces again." Tian Taohua listened and laughed happily.
And this laughter aroused the suspicion of that person. He jumped, jumped up from the ground, ran to the back of the shrine, grabbed Tian Taohua, dragged her out of the River Temple, and hit Tian Taohua with a fist, at this moment, someone shouted sharply: "Stop!" ”